Hideous kojima

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>>28033913

Game ends halfway through, and you have to grind previous parts of the game in order to unlock the true ending which is just a cliffhanger where nothing gets explained except a minor plot hole that nobody cared about and wasn't even really a plot hole.

There's now way more poop and piss jokes. Also boners.

Lillie returns (because she's Russian) but she's missing an arm (because Metal Gear)

>>28033913

>No gyms
>pokemerc
>Lt surge is advisor
>gotta steal pokemon to get them
>you're fighting 3 10yr Olds who constantly fuck with your operatives
>plottwist: when you catch jynx, pokerus starts killing all your pokemon

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This wall is a gym leader

The music becomes good
The message is overly political

>Hideous kojima
>HIDEOUS
Kys

Post game becomes worse?

Crawl through tall grass to avoid wild Pokemon

Trainers now become Alert (!) if they notice you and behind searching the area.

Finishing the game with zero alert phases and no pokekills nets you the Fennekin Hound award.

You're not really the MC, you're just a shlub who was brainwashed into thinking he's the MC because the real MC is too busy doing other things to be the MCof this game.

Team Rocket returns, Giovanni is now an elitist military leader seeker to create a one world government by putting the different regions against each other using an army of Genesects armed with nuclear weapons.

Bill is the new Otacon.

Professor Oaks lab is the new Outer Heaven.

Pokemon sent by the Oaker Heaven can be given different on base jobs carried by their skills and stats to generate income which can be used to upgrade tech like Pokeballs and Potions.

Speaking of which, trainers can be shaken down for items like Pokeballs and Potions.

Berries restore more health if properly cooked.

You can use the Xtranciever to call your mom for information regarding items and their effects.

The antagonist is some guy who lost to your dad's gym that thinks he's your brother because he's wearing his old running shoes.

Gary Oak was still here and Ash is still a loser.

>>28033913
The protagonist was a Pokémon all along, their rival's actually their trainer - there is no evil team, you've just been beating up trainers that thought they could catch you

>>28037878
No, Gary Oak is Liquid, Ash is Solid

Gary is the superior clone but he is a whining bitch so Ash will always surpass him.

New type is Cosmic. The League Champion is a David Bowie knockoff. Game is full of homoeroticism.

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>>28034059
we /trump/ now with that wall?

every gym battle in its entirety happens in a cut scene

>>28037878
is it bad that I think this actually sounds really good?