For an island paradise Alola sounds terrifying
>Donald Trump mongooses with razor sharp teeth
>Nghtmarish psychic fish
>The beaches literally have killer sandcastles
>Ghosts that dress like fake Pikachus
>Acid spitting lizards that can control things thru pheromones
>Huge exploding turtles
>Stuffed animal bears who can snap your spine by hugging you
>Electric beatles with rail gun mouths
>Tiny fish who can call hundreds of other tiny fish to make a massive killer fish
>Sea cucumbers who can punch you in the face with their intestines
Why would anyone want to live here? It sounds like constant danger.
This is the closest we will be getting to having Australia be a region in Pokemon.
>>Electric beatles
Oh well, they aren't for everybody.
the Vulpix are even more cute in Alola
>>28032443
You forgot Tapu Koko
>>28032474
Just like Alomomola
>>28032512
He's only a danger to the native spearow population.
>>28032456
No wonder Komala is in Alola.
>>28032520
But what of the lore? It's the Guardian Deity of the island, but it will only help you if it wants to. It would be like a greek god that does whatever the fuck it wants.
>Meowth had to be imported
>Marowak completely changed its typing and behavior to deal with predator pressure
>Vulpix and Sandshrew had to retreat into the snowy mountains from environmental pressures and inability to fill their usual niche
>Even Raichu adapted for God knows why
>Exeggutor actually belongs in Alola
Regular Kanto-mons can't even compete with the bullshit in Alola.
Alola is the Pokemon equivalent of Australia
The entire Pokemon world is pretty terrifying really.
>>28032774
>Even Raichu adapted for God knows why
So it could surf dose waves dude
>>28032443
>>Sea cucumbers who can punch you in the face with their intestines
People throw them in water so they don't starve to death.
>>28032443
If this is pokémon Hawaii.... What is going on in Pokémon's version of Australia?
>>28032813
Unova isn't that bad.
>>28032443
You forgot giant horses that donkey punch into scrap
>>28032979
Have you seen Fallout's version of China? That.