BLASTOISE

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charizard has little bitch arms
charizard has a giraffe neck
charizard's megas are shitty pandering
charizard dies if it steps on a rock
charizard is literally an orange dragon with its tail on fire
charizard cost ash the league

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>>28031693
Bulbasuar is cute!

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>>28031693
>le generic dragon vs awesome bulky turtle with water cannon on its back
Just kys for even betraying Blastoise

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>>28031780
Thinking about it. Why did Blastoise get such a weak Mega compared to Venusaur and Charizard though? And dumb looking too? He doesn't even shoot water from his cannons...

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>>28031731
>Charizard has two awesome megas
>Charizards X and Y are two of the strongest Pokemon in the game
>Charizard gets bitches
>Charizard gets all the sweet merch and appearances in spinoffs
>A Charizard destroyed Ashfags in multiple leagues

What's not to love?

bump

Are Blastoisefags dead

>>28031693
Go watch the mega evolution special where Siebolds Mega Blastoise slaps around Edgezard X for a while.

Just like whatever you like, as long as you keep in mind Venusaur is objectively the best.

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>>28032126

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>>28032477
>Siebold
>an effeminate homosex
>straps his Blastoisinite to his Pokemon's forehead
>implying they don't play the cookie game with it after the battle

He's not helping your case

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>le fat manlet starter

>>28031693
Don't go back

Blastoise is fucking shit

>>28032714
Whats more manly than love between men? The archetypal Edgezard trainer literally has a little girl for his best friend.

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>>28032611
Jej

I will always love blastoise
>be me, 2nd grade
>get Pokemon blue for birthday with gameboy
>pick squirtle
>get past misty gym
>can't get to lt surge gym cuz can't find cuz
>keep training for weeks until Pokemon gets taken away for being "the devil"
>find game two years later have lvl90 blastoise
>rip through every cave, trainer, gym leader and elite 4 with just blastoise

And that's why blastoise will always be my favorite

Reminder that Blastoise wrecked Edgezard

>not picking the most superior of the 3, Venusaur

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>>28033243
Forgot pic

>>28033243
>choices are turtle tank or a fire-breathing dragon
>choose the ugly flower frog

Nah.

>CAPTCHA: Select all images with salad.

>>28033267
>frog

>>28033267
>>28033290
Oh and also

>dragon

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>>28033290
You heard me nigger.

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>>28031693
>not picking same as Red, the mother fucking dinosaur who subdue nature

>>28033393
Bulbasaur isn't a dinosaur.

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>>28033422
>"Bulbasaur" isn't a dinosaur
>"bulb-saurus" isn't a dinosaur

>>28033422
Says who?

Inb4 weaboos say the Japanese name isn't indicative of a dinosaur. It's not indicative of a frog either

>>28033458
>the english names have anything to do with the original intention of the designs

It's especially bad in Gen 1.

Every other language it's name means something like "strange seed/plant".

>>28033482
How does that indicate it's a frog though? It much better resembles a dinosaur with the spots, teeth, and claws

>>28033497
>dinosaurs are the only creatures with teeth and claws

I'm not saying it's 100% a frog, but it's definitely not a dinosaur.

>>28033482
>>28033497
>That dinosaur Isn't named after "dinosaur" so is a frog!

>>28031693
Alain's lizardon X got D E S T R O Y E D by Zumi's mega Kamex

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GlU0MJpIG0

This is the difference in power between an E4 and a normal trainer.

>>28033560
>>28033568
I think monster in general is a better description because it's sort of a non descript monster with a flower on its back but these fags calling it a frog are retarded

>>28033393
>red
>picking bulbasaur
>literally animu about red
>he picks charmander

>>28033599
>origins
>relevant

Pick one

Not that the manga is relevant either but having Red pick the green starter and Green pick the red starter is sort of symbolic

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>>28033599
Just because GF, TokyoTV and TPC can't stop suck Zard cock

>>28033560
>>28033568

Guys, this has being a topic for almost 20 years...

It's a dinofrog

>>28031693
>being a lizardlover
nah, stay in the dirt like the scum you are

>>28031693

You don't need to be "swayed back" bitch. Obviously you're such a little faggot you go for the lowest-hanging fruit "muh charizard" that the superior Blastoise bros do not need such a weak little pusscake like you.

There's a reason why you couldn't handle Blastoise. You're weak, and limp-wristed.

>>28033618
The rival's name is Blue you fucking gook

>Red picks fire
>Blue picks water

It checks out

>>28033746
>>28033778
>>28031780

This is why no one likes you guys.

>>28033795
>The rival's name is Blue
Amerifat, please.

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>>28033795
>Blue
yeah sure

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Blastoise is complete garbage

He will forever be nothing more than Charizard's punching bag

More than I can say for Venusaur I guess, so you Blastoisecucks have that for you

>>28033312

It's not a frog, it's a dinosaur. A synapsid specifically.

>>28033826
spotted the idiot

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>>28033833

You were saying?

>>28033826
>>28033832
Yeah whatever ching chang chong etc.

>>28033868
Try doing that to post-League Charizard, let's see what happens

>BURASTO BAHN
>Blastoise fainted!

>>28033900
Charizard couldnt even touch blastoise during that fight

post-league charizard would probably lose again but the fight would be more even

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>>28033885

M-Blastoise beasts M-Charizard X, but loses to Y.

>>28033940
>Y
>not frail as fuck

Granted the sun helps a bit but I'm skeptical that Y zard could KO with one solarbeam

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>>28033915
>Sequel to this is HGSS
>Rival's name is still Blue

>>28033963

Y is specially defensive, while X is physically defensive. And it also neutralizes water. It's geared towards beating Blastoise.

>>28033963
>252 SpA Mega Charizard Y Solar Beam vs. 56 HP / 0 SpD Mega Blastoise: 272-320 (86.9 - 102.2%) -- 12.5% chance to OHKO

That said, if Blastoise leads with Rain Dance, it can KO Charizard Y on the second turn with Scald.

>>28033986
Ah ok thanks anon

>>28033966
>west only

>>28033656
>tfw not even Sugimori knew if Charizard had one or two horns

>>28034024
Yeah and? Japan was lucky we didn't wipe their fucking country off the map I think we've established that western versions are more canon than nipnop versions

>>28034029
Pidgeot's wings are also wrong.

They probably weren't as strict about the designs back then. They just cared about making creatures.

I wish we could go back to that.

>>28034036
>country going to shit because the next generation is 90% weebs

Japan literally won WW2

>>28033846
Synapsids aren't dinosaurs, which are a branch of the diapsids.

>>28033989
Surely Zard could just use a different move the 2nd turn to finish off Blastoise

>>28034088
But if Blastoise leads with Rain Dance, Solar Beam will take 2 turns to fire, and then be shot at half power. It locks Charizard in for two turns, meaning a half-strength Solar Beam fires and then it gets KO'ed by Scald.

>>28034159
No, I'm wrong. Blastoise won't get Rain Dance off until after the first Solar Beam, and then Zard can use something else to finish it off. You're right.

>>28034159

Zard is faster. It will get solar beam before rain dance sets up.

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>>28034036
>Japan was lucky we didn't wipe their fucking country off the map
> think we've established that western versions are more canon than nipnop versions
What's wrong with you, son?

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>>28033966
totally blue

>>28034057
Yep, they successfully destroyed 'murrica with the cancer that is anime and all it's shitspawn.

>>28033656
>Charizard using Fly
>when it couldn't until Yellow
Why was Gen I so shit?

>>28033986
Blastoise can just use rock slide

>>28035612
>0- Atk Mega Blastoise Rock Slide vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Mega Charizard Y: 248-292 (83.5 - 98.3%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

You'd have to run Attack EVs and an attack specifically to defeat Charizard Y, but it is possible.

>>28033422
it's a prehistoric toad with a tree on its back

>>28036087
You are a prehistoric retarded