If you had any Pokemon's ability, which would you choose and why?

>>28028389
Regenerator. Every time I leave, I come bak stronger.

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>>28028389
Trace.

>>28028389
cute charm so i can get a gf

Levitate

Moxie

>>28028389
Wonder Guard

I'd assume I'd be a normal type, so the only thing I have to worry about is getting my ass handed to me through a skilled ass whooping.

>>28028439
>gets pinched once
>dies

>>28028389
I'd like to have regenerator because I'm quite shy and run away when something happen so I'll be able to come back quicker

full edge here but I would want Snow Warning

a blizzard wherever I go, nice

>>28028444
That's just Shedinja though, not the actual ability.

Super Luck, Immunity, Levitate, or Bulletproof.

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Bulletproof seems like it would be decently useful, albeit very situational unless I was visiting Detroit or something.

Forecast would be bizarre, but potentially interesting. Changing into elemental forms based on the weather seems cool.

Huge/Pure Power would be great for obvious reasons. Double the gains!

Immunity/Poison Heal, because being immune to poison or even healing from it seems pretty damn good.

Levitate, because it's the closest you could get to flight without further Pokemon powers.

Intimidate would be good if you were a boxer or some other kind of professional fighter.

No Guard sounds good on paper, in that you'd never be able to miss with a gun, but anyone who shot at you would never miss either, so it's a wash.

Wonder Guard would be broken if a baseline human counts as Normal-type.

Ultimately, I think I'll go with Speed Boost so I can become The Flash.

>>28028389
Truant, because... ah you know what I'll do it later.

Mummy

Contrarian, because it would cancel out with my shitty personality and I'd be able to agree with other people and be happy for once

Imposter because it just sounds fun

Schooling. So if need be, I can summon an army to fight with me.

>>28028428
implying a girl would ever touch you

>>28028656
but anon, don't you know that schooling only activates when you're above a certain level? :^)

the dancing birbs ability

cursed body so people who touch me become retarded

Sand stream.

Fucking levitate.

>>28028520
underrated post

Big Pecks

Protean
>Always carry around a water gun, lighter, rock, mini fan and a knife.

Sturdy

>>28028389
Illusion

Motherfucking harvest. On a sunny day I would be able to have infinite snacks.

>>28028520
Patient zero

Intimidate would probably be handy in day to day life. Heatproof would make you a great firefighter. Huge Power would have obvious benefits. Illusionist would be amazing. Magic Guard would have potential depending on how it worked, and Super Luck would be excellent if it applied to all aspects of your life.

>>28028389
Thick Fat because I live in Chicago and travel to work at Louisiana

That picture always get me. Too bad I lost the Altaria edit

parental bond ;_;

Natural Cure seems useful but how would it activate

I'd probably choose between
Healer- I could be the best doctor in the world, provided that diseases are considered status effects.
Keen eye- It'd be like having binoculars for eyes!
Telepathy- I could communicate with people by thinking words at them, which would be very useful.

>>28028389
Desolate Land

Speed boost
Just sit around and let it charge I guess.

Pickup

>Nuggets

I'd have Defeatist, not that it matters anyway, it's not like I ever had a chance.

>>28028389
>Imposter
>You can impersonate anyone you want by looking at them.

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Defeatist

I'd want Drizzle, I love the rain.

>>28029498
VERY UNDERRATED

Mega Launcher for uh... less than obvious reasons.

Inner Focus.

>>28029920
Not "you can". You "have to".
It doesn't sound that good.

>>28028389
Damp, and join a bomb squad.

>>28030020
> tfw I already have mega launcher

Trust me, you don't want it. Way too messy.