So, lets do another one of those "A magic genies offers you X" threads
In this scenario, you get offered to be transported to a Pokemon gijinka world. You can choose what type of Pokemon you become and again abilities (and equipment where appropriate) to match.
A bit of further information; imagine in this world that everyone is a gijinka, but most lead everyday lives. Only those who train hard at it develop their abilities enough to be battlers (you start off at this level, but your powers will atrophy if you don't keep using them). Those people strong enough act a lot like superheroes and villains.
You can choose a legendary pokemon but there are a few caveats. Legendaries are very rare but not unique, and while you're more powerful than most people they're not an instant win condition; much like in the games you can still lose if you have a bad type match up or are simply overpowered/outnumbered. Being a legendary also means people expect a lot from you and hero or villain you have a target on your back.If you choose Arceus you're a scrub
What would you want to be? And what would you do with your new life?Who would your gijinka waifu be?
Bonus round: Post a picture of what you'd want to look like.
Arceus.
>>28027224
This is literally me.
>>28027224
On a unrelated note, this picture makes me think a Megaman style gijinka game would be great.
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>>28027251
I am a travelling rockstar, who is actually a prince from a foreign land. I am also a proficient mechanic and engineer, and drive across the country in a tricked-out bus with treads and a tank turret on top. I fight most battles with the power of music, the power of my fucking tank, and the power of being a 20-foot tall fighting robot. Battles aren't my focus, however. I am a treasure hunter, out to unearth the secrets of the ancients, then retrofit those secrets into my ever empowering party bus.
Electivire for sure. I would totally go full Dr. Robotnik and have primarily steel and electric-type henchmen.
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I have a few companions as well. I have my tireless roadie, Shelgon, who is a bit of a stoner, my top groupie, a bubbly and easily excited Latias, a cynical old Hitmonchan fisherman who might be a spy, but might also just be an old grump, and a Farfetch'd for my manager. We travel from coast to coast, not looking for trouble, but often finding it. In my latest quest, we journeyed to the ruins of an ancient mage clan, known only by the elusive title of "Metallica". There, we discovered an abandoned merch stand, which we looted for T-shirts that we sewed into a Pirate flag, and a assortment of the compact data storage discs used by the ancient wizards to hold their spells. We then followed a ruined, artificial cavern system full of shit for some reason until we found our way to a vast complex that Hitmonchan thinks might have been some kind of ancient bazaar. It was full of miscellaneous garbage that we will probably sell at my next gig.
>>28027341
That picture is perfect for that concept.
Aegislash so I can become a smug, time-traveling bowman
>>28027251
I don't follow the anime. What is happening here?
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On our way back, we encountered some faggoty-assed gang of bandits, headed by Old One-Eye, the Feraligatr known to have sacked numerous towns. He had, like, a hundred minions with him, and had teamed up with the Allycats, a group of confusingly named Primapes and Mankeys that sell their services to the highest bidder. The Party Bus plowed through most of those weakling like nothing, while I wailed on my guitar on top of my bus. It was fucking cash. When all of his boys were dead, I played a fucking sweet solo for Old One-Eye, who actually started crying in the middle. Shellgon passed him a blunt, and we have him in the bus, now. Our next target is the evil lair of this Electivire-ass motherfucker who wants a gig for his boys. Maybe we'll dump off Old One-Eye with him.
After that, there is an ancient Colosseum a few days out that was the staging ground to a blood sport of the ancients called "B-ball", that is sure to be packed with phat lewt.
>>28027224
Sylveon, Be a fancy performer contestant and then go into teaching Music and Dance. Just be that Pretty boy teacher that talks down to girls when they join only to see my face.
>>28027224
Ditto.
>>28027224
Bisharp, and I'd probably act like I imagine Bisharp does - a corrupt knight, albeit I like to think I'm a bit less corrupt. Fighting type disposition but Machiavellian attitude of a dark type when it comes to getting shit done.
>>28027427
>Archer
>using swords
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>>28027439
Well, the colloseum was a bust. It was only full of petrified corn dogs, and these bouncy orange balls. At least Latias is having fun with 'em. She is actually pretty good with those things. The show at Electivire's was fuckin' tight, that guy is kinda fuckin' nuts, and not in the cool way, but he's still all right. His boys like him, and that's what matters. Old One-Eye was stoned off his ass in the bus the whole time, so we forgot to leave is sorry ass, so I guess he's one of us now.
We were lookin' for a place to offload some of our shit, and buy some steel for the Party Bus, when this bigass faggot in blue showed up. Called himself "Kyogre, the terror of the blah-blah-blah", or something. We tried to just leave him, but then the bitch started trying to fuck up the bus! Not cool! I fucking got out and suplexed that bitch, when, get this, fucking Latias, right? Flies out of the fucking bus with one of those Orange-assed balls, and fucking slams that blue bitch with it. DOI.
We found some artsy-town after that, and I got to work tricking out the Party Bus some more. Old One-Eye got high with Shelgon again, and I guess learned how to fucking dance from some Sylveon. This bitch-ass Bisharp came swaggering in to start some shit, but backed the fuck off when he saw blue-boy tied to the top of the bus. Smart.
We're camping in the bus again tonight, and I don't know what the fuck we're doing next. Peace, Metagross out.
>>28027563
Aw man I'm the Bisharp.
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>>28027563
Good job anon.
I'd be a Cofagrigus who poses as a travelling fortune teller mystic but is actually a thief that breaks into museums to steal and then resell ancient artifacts.
>>28027639
Given the situation, it was a completely understandable response. A 20-foot tall Metagross mech is tricking out a tank-bus with an apparantly non-gjinka Kyogre tied to the top of it, while a one-eyed Feraligatr dances with a Shelgon, a drunk and bitter Hitmonchan is muttering about something, and a Latias is slamjamming in the back.
The fact that he remained composed and just backed off is astounding.
>>28027686
That's fair.
>>28027528
What was that, Growlithe?
>>28027224
I'd go for an edgelord Glalie. Made a pact with a demon and is now seeking salvation from my fate to serve it.
Could also "mega evolve" and unleash a form that further resembles an oni.
>>28027224
I'll be a Komala gijinka.
Superhero name: Sleepy Head
Ability: Can only be make to sleep. Instantly cure of being Frozen, Paralyzed, Burned or Poisoned. Pretty much what Comatose does
>>28027224
I'd be a Carnivine bounty hunter/super villain for hire. I'd specialise in working for other villains and either capturing or just generally distracting their superheroic nemesies while they rob that bank or carve their face into the moon or whatever.
Very blue collar, "Its a living" attitude to the whole affair, kind of like the Shocker in Spiderman. My general gameplan would involve luring heroes in with fake emergencies and hostages and then trapping them. No killing, it'd be bad for business andI wouldn't have the stomach for it anyway.
I'd probably never be big leagues, but thats fine by me. Would join a low key supervillain team ala the Sinister Six though.
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Banette. I would use my powers for evil. Not for any personal gain either, just to hinder the lives of mortal men. Like misplacing car keys, unplugging phones at night, turning on the hall light, maybe even prank calls. Oh and of course "haunting" people.
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More thoughts, because I dig this kinda thing
Moveset would be
>Bind
>Sleep Powder
>Sweet Scent
>Power Whip
Bind and Sleep for the obvious capture and restraint purposes, I'm reimagining Sweet Scent as being able to lure people with pheromones or something similar, and Power Whip in case I need to actually fight.
I'd have Levitate as an ability too, so floor based traps would be another handy tool in my arsenal and I could use it to make escapes sometimes as well.
Umbreon here. Living casually in an average-sized house with two brothers, five sisters, and a mother.
Although I called them that, none of them are related to me. All of us, Eevee excluded, are children of an orphanage. The late mother, bless her kind heart, are the one who decided to took us in when we have no place to go to. Eevee, by the way, is the late mother's biological child.
Sadly, she is a sickly woman, and eventually succumbed to her sickness. It was then that little Eevee sworn to us that she will become a person as respectable as our late mother. To honor her wish, we unanimously decided to call her "mother".
A bit of something about my family:
Sylveon and Jolteon are performers, specializing in pop and rock respectively.
Both Vaporeon and Espeon are in the modelling business. I do not know how to elaborate on this stuff.
Glaceon and Leafeon on the other hand, has been accepted to a good university, and will be leaving some time this month.
Flareon and myself have decided to stay at home with mother, even though she always say that she could take care of herself.
Speaking of her, mother is actually a grade-schooler. With how mature she acts, you would be forgiven to think that she is an older lady with a child-like body.
That's the only thing I can think of about my family. There is technically one more person, I suppose, but that's for another time.
>>28029141
>There is technically one more person, I suppose, but that's for another time.Now is another time.
Best picture I found, guess I'm an edgelord.
I'd also take the Tyrannitar from OP, looks pretty rad.
Scizor, but more mecha than gijinka. Because fuck yea robots.
>>28029307And now to answer the gijinka waifu question.
"My, writing about your family I see."
It's cold.
"And you have the gall to put me as an afterthought."
It's freezing.
"Remember, my dear..."
It's deadly.
"I can drag you into an eternal slumber..."
A pair of arms is wrapped around me.
"Whenever I want."
And with that... she withdrew her arms, disappears into the shadow, and pop back up in the corner.
Here she is, the other person I mentioned; Darkrai.
To be honest, I am not really sure how I ended up being acquainted with such a person. All I remembered was meeting her one night, when I was on my way back from the mart. Hell, it's not even something worth mentioning like a moonlit or a moonless night; it's just a bland night.
As for the person herself, it seems she is a member of a special force together with someone called Cresselia. I think their name is...
"It's 'Mercy of the Moon' my dear."
... I hate it when she does that.
As someone who manipulates sleep, it seems she is capable of reading the mind as well. Espeon can also do that, but hers is limited to what she called "intuition".
Because of that, dealing with Darkrai is somewhat difficult, since she likes teasing me with whatever she read from my mind.
"Aw. It's fine if you want to think anything about me, my dear."
She creeps up closer.
"Because YOU belong to ME."
She disappears as soon as she whispers those word, and the room goes silent once again.
Really, what a troublesome, enigmatic woman. But I'll admit....
She's quite beautiful.
Mega fug
Chilling up in the atmosphere
Registeel, i'm a guardian and i reside in a temple.I'm able to control steel
This was the only male gijinka that i found.
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>>28027224
You're in the bar and these guys walk up and slap your waifu on the ass. What do you do?
Totally Gallade; preferably shiny for obvious reasons. I'd be a blade for hire (bodyguard, assassin, etc.)
>Swords Dance
>Drain Punch
>Ice Punch
>Zen Headbutt
Ability: Justified
Waifu: Lilligant because why not
>>28027224
>What would you want to be?
Lopunny
>And what would you do with your new life?
Full hedonist lifestyle
>Who would your gijinka waifu be?
Nidorina
Slowking, definitely. I'll have to think of the details later.
Crawdaunt, pirate and smuggler. Rogue with not quite a heart of gold, but maybe bronze, silver on a good day. Operates in the waterways and undergrounds, from the big cities to the open shores.
Ability: Adaptability (which actually seems pretty fitting for a smuggler type)
>Swords Dance
>Aqua Jet
>Knock Off
>Waterfall
I imagine I'd be the kind of guy that was on the radar of the authorities but never quite big enough to warrant a full crack downand besides I'd probably get some unofficial work from government spooks anyway. Which I am now imagining to be actual ghost types.
>>28032638
And on the waifu front I'd have a thing for a cute, friendly and wholesome Pelipper delivery girl who frequents the same water routes as me, but I'd keep her in the dark about what I really do and try (and fail) to keep from getting too close to her.She's too good for me.
Smeargle Gijinka
God-tier artist on a quest to learn every move known to Poke kind,
>>28033022
Does this work for you?
I'm not a cute loli though but rather a charismatic and diabolical man of an unpredictable nature