>dragonAIR >lives in water

>>28022650
it can fly in the anime

>>28022650
>OP
>IS a faggot

>>28022670
>Dragonair is a long, serpentine Pokémon with sky blue scales and a white underside. Its violet eyes are dark and glossy. It has a smooth, rounded snout and a small, white horn on its forehead. Its head is flanked by two small, stylized wings, which are white and curve into a swirl at the base. Three blue, crystal orbs, one on its neck and two on its tail, adorn its body.
Dragonair emits a gentle aura that gives it a mystical appearance. As seen in the anime, it can make its wings grow larger in order to fly, but otherwise moves through the air unaided. Dragonair hosts a large amount of energy within its body, which it can discharge through the crystal orbs on its neck and tail. This causes its body to brighten and give off a different aura that changes the weather in its vicinity. Dragonair is a rare Pokémon that inhabits seas and lakes.
>Dragonair is a rare Pokémon that inhabits seas and lakes.

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>magikarp
>cannot perform magic tricks

>volcarona
>not sponsored by carona

>>28022864
>carona

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>>28022650
He lives in the air

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I really want it to get an Alola form.
if not then at least a mega.

>>28023064

this pisses me off

>>28023064
THAT AINT NO POKUHMON

>>28023064
I always wondered about this... I mean, those ear wings are there for a reason, right?

>dRATini
>Not a rat

>sudoWOODo
>not wood type

>>28023064
is there anyone who still says that dragonite is better than dragonair, even after seeing this?

>>28022650
It's supposed to be dragon lair, like planet*airum.

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>MR. Mime
>Can be female.

>BANEtte
>3'07"

>>28022687
>debonAIR
>nothing to do with the sky

>>28025453
>>28022650
>DragoNAIR
>DeboNAIR
It's hairless, name checks out

>Dragonair still evolves into Dragonite instead of Dragonagua

cant_wake_up.png

What makes me the most mad is that Garchomp can't learn fly. I legit feel lied to.

>>28022744
It's Japanese name is koiking. There's nothing about magic.
>koiking
>be a koi

>>28023251
NFEs don't get Megas

>>28024643
The only people who prefer dragonair over dragonite are people with a "swallowing alive" fetish.

>>28024643
Me. If anything it made me like it less.

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>trevenANT
>not an ant pokemon

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>>28025772
>My name is Trevor
>It isn't based on me as an ant

>>28024643
People that like winning

>>28025706
It's called "vore".

>>28024643
Here's to hoping that Dragonite gets an Alolan form that makes it look like a fat Dragonair with its goofy barney face

>>28025111
Trips confirms

>>28024643
Dragonite is literally a great design, can look both goofy and cool at the same time and it's the first fully evolved dragon of the series, gtfo.

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>METApod
>Is barely even significant in the meta to begin with

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>Butterfree
>not made of butter

>>28022650
PikaCHEW

Doesn't have teeth

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>>28026818
It's butter free though

>>28023305
That's a fuckin, henry zaoh chinese myth dragon!

>Combee
>it's not a comb
???

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>CharMANder
>Can be female

>>28026668
>It is the first so it is automatically good
top jej

>noctowl
>not a bird
Rly makes u think

I want to fug dragonair

>>28029244
>NOctowl
>It's not a Ctowl
Gamefreak are geniuses

>>28029458
>Ctowl
>Not a Ct
Gamefreak are geniuses. Once again T side wins.

>>28025700
>Be a Koi
>Be not royalty

Seaking is the only king of the sea.

>GyaraDOS
>Not only does it not run DOS it's not even a computer

>porygon
>is still there

>DURANT
>doesn't play basketball

>>28026916
It's a honeycomb.

>>28025149
underrated

>AUDIno
>not a car

>InFERNape
>Is not grass type

>>28025700
unfortunately magikarp is just as bad at being a koi as it is at being a magician

>>28023064
wow wtf i hate dragonair now

>>28029594
It's audiNO for a reason. Retard.

>>28023064
>He

>KyOGRE
>not an ogre

>GrouDON
>not based on Donald Duck

>RAYquaza
>not based on a ray of light

>dragoNITE
>can evolve during the day

>MaCHOKE
>Punches and kicks

>>28030277
Learns submission, but

>submission
>causes recoil damage

>TENTacool
>does not pitch tents

>scepTILE
>not flooring

>aBRA
>doesnt have tits

>>28025453
>dEBONair
>is actually a synonym for sophisticated, cultured or dignified

>Sawk
>not wearing anything on its feet

>>28026843
LOL

>mEW
>is not actually disgusting

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>>28029488
What about the crown on it's head though? Checkmate atheists. Magikarp rules all.

>>28022650
>It's lore has always been about how it can control the weather
>Doesn't learn any of those naturally

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>>28030408

>>28030707
i wanna fuck it