What would their pokemon teams be? Who would win in a battle?

Gumshoos vs. Mawile

they both bought their teams. he has all dragons full offense and she bought a tournament-ready team but has no idea how to use it. they both cheat really bad but people are so afraid of him that she's Teflon so the match gets called in her favor

Garbordor vs shiny Garbordor

>>28012190

Republican Boss Drumpf

> Exploud
> Exploud
> Exploud
> Exploud
> Exploud
> Mega Gardevoir (that he'd date if it wasn't his)

Team Republican Grunt

> Mr. Mime
> Psyduck

inb4 the underage "drumpf" faggot
Also fuck you OP every time you make political b8 legitimate thread gets archived of the catalog

>>28012347
>>28012349
There he is
Please leave for reddit permanently, you are 10x more spammy and obnoxious than any /pol/tard could be

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>>28012308

What is his mon?

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>>28012349
>>28012377

> hurr durr dont call the gawd emperor drumpf pls it hurts me :( i wet my pants in anger noa u meanie

Go to >>>/pol/ where the rest of the trash is

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>>28012390
DUDE

>>28012392
>drumpf
>insulting
I bet you think "le current year man" is a funny intellectual.

>>28012390
Johnson would have a team of hard to train pokemon.
Gyarados from the magikarp salesman.
Raticate with perfect IV EV from breeding.
Eevee,
Ursaring caught as a Teddyursa
Bravery

>>28012392
Fuck you I don't even like /pol/
When they obnoxiously try to derail threads into a criclejerking session I hate them
But your meme-spouting reddit ass is undeniably worse and you are fucking delusional if you think anybody finds you funny or anything else besides an annoying 12 year old autist.

>>28012190

>Who would win in a battle?

Whoever wins, we lose.

>>28012431

> Assumes I'm a liberal
> Implying non-liberals can't see how shit you and your candidate are

>>28012472

> WAHHHHHHHH EVERYTHING TRIGGERS ME LALALALALA

Change your diaper before you stink up the thread you fat faggot.

>>28012479
Gary Johnson wins but the Judge had been paid off, slipping Max Revive into the other trainers pokemon... Winner is whoever paid of the judge more.

Why are American so retarded?

>>28012347

this

>>28012532

Protip: Most people everywhere are retarded, just in different ways. American retardation just gets publicized more on the world stage.

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>>28012347
>>28012349
>>28012377
>>28012392
>>28012431
>>28012472
>>28012508
Every single one of you is an absolute retard.

>>28012508
This guy is b8, right? He's not this autistic and he just wants (you)s, right?

>>28012569
>lol i am above everbody
>t. frogposter
The irony

>>28012532
Probably something in the water

>>28012549
>samefagging
>non-contributory reddit "this"
Why is the drumpfag so dumb? Was he beaten on the head as a kid?

>>28012646

nobody is samefagging you retard, we just think that trump is a manchild and that you are a dumbass for voting for a meme

They share the same team

Muk(Obvious)
Garbodor(Obvious)
Meowth(Greed)
Shedinja(Soul eating)
Madnibuzz(Praying on the weak)
Malamar(Manipulative and sociopathic)

>>28012532
>American
>Not Americans
You tell me.

>>28012557
I would really say that, I'm American who's currently visiting Europe and most people here seem complete normal unlike.

>>28012676
>They share the same team
Really makes you think

>>28012673
>nobody is samefagging you retard
t. never heard of 4chan X
You are a complete idiot.

>>28012392
>drumpf
>literally a 3rd grade level insult
At least try not use something childish created by redditors.

>>28012750

> impling you arent the pro-trump cocksucker thats been spamming shitty memes on /vp/

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>>28012781
m8, the sad truth is that 4chan is the biggest safe space for Trump supporters after the r/the_donald subreddit. So naturally there are going to be Trump supporters on this board.It isn't just one guy who's posting pro-Trump stuff.

>>28012190

>>>/pol/

ITT: Trumpbabbies hurt over the fact that they aren't in their hugbox

>>28012891
>muh the pokemon board is my Trump cocksucking safe space

McFucking kill yourself, if you want a safe space go to your containment board, faggot.

>>>/pol/

>>28012190
They're both shit but as a gay man i can say i rather trump who isn't bandwagging on lgbtq issues like Hilary

>>28012569

Your containment board is over there >>>/pol/

Stop being a stormfaggot

>>28012347

keked hard because its true

>>28012569
just because you live in guncrimeland doesn't mean you have to exude preteen edginess with a stale meme

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>vp telling anyone else to go to a containment board

>>28012190
ban all Ludicolos

>>28012918
>Anti-trump babies throwing a fit that they occasionally have to see something tangentially related to a political figure
>They keep going on about hug boxes
Are you legitimately unaware that you're a hypocrite or are you just deflecting?

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6 shiny Meowths who all have Happy Hour

trump would run 6 sentrets and get swept and then complain that the game is rigged
clinton would pick whatever the most used team is

i wish trump was literally hitler like liberals say

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Summoning you know who.

SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT

>>28012190
They don't have offensive moves aside from maybe mud-slap.
Sand-attack, smokescreen and other evasion moves is their entire moveset.
>Who would win
You can't have a winner since they're all bark no bite and thus would never fight.

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What would his team be?

>>28013530
Doom Desire, Perish Song and Block.
Pokemon don't matter.

>>28013098

And thus are completely useless and will end up losing :^)

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>>28012938
You do realize his VP pick wants to legalize gay conversion therapy and let shitters like NC keep bathroom laws right?
Even if its just for brownie points that makes Hillary a better choice for gay people in that regard. At least she says something about it, Trump says nothing and doesn't say he disagrees with Pence on LGBT issues.

>>28013530
>Lapras
>Altaria
>Whiscash
>Quagsire
>Jirachi
>M-Absol

>>28012347
Trump:
>Luxray
>Conkeldurr
>Braviary
>Scorlipede
>Gumshoos
>M-Aggron

Grunts would use a mix of the following lines:
>Toxicroak line
>Greninja line
>Poliwrath/Politoed line
>Scrafty line
>Conkeldurr line
>Clawitzer line
>Staraptor line

It sounds like a few decent teams to me.

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>>28012190
Trump would have all the best walls, Hilldog would have exclusively Dark 'Mons.

>>28012190
6 Mr.Mimes vs 6 Ludicolos

Hillary rigs the match to make it rain.

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>>28012948
>>28012979
Where in my post does it say I'm a /pol/ack? Are you two autistic?

>>28013077

> anon says "drumpf"
> /pol/tards immediately throw a tantrum over this

Et tu, Faggus?

>>28015164
This. You can't make a single joke about the meme candidate unless you want your threat to be overrun by assblasted /pol/fags.

>>28015164
>underaged says something autistic
>people call them out on it
I think is what you meant.

>>28015209
I always like how /pol/tard act superior to SJWs, but act excatly the same.

>>28013771
>bathroom laws
What does that have to do with sticking your dick in another man's ass?

>>28016871
Yeah, and you're superior and above both of them, right?

>>28013771
I don't see a problem with bathroom laws

>>28012190
they'd both have exactly the same team, except all of Hillary's pokemon would be female and she'd never shut the fuck up about that.

>>28013771
The difference between Hillary and Trump on these issues all comes down to trust.

You can trust Trump to stab you the moment you turn your back on him.
With Hillary you know it will happen, you just don't know when.

Trump would have five Explouds and a Klefki with dual screens.
Hillary would have six Dittos with Iron Ball.

>>28012190
Trump
>Gumshoos
>Skuntank
>Bastiodon
>Braviary
>Exploud
>Tyrantrum

Hillary
>Mismagius
>Malamar
>Porygon-Z
>Kangaskhan
>Zoroark
>Aegislash

>>28015164
I didn't know that calling someone out for using a first grade tier insult is a "tantrum"

Liberal grunts
- Voltorb/Electrode for Muslims
- Mankey for BLM
- Jynx for the fat black mother of the dindus

>>28017965
>Voltorb/Electrode for Muslims
>not Graveler with Rock Throw

>>28016895
Well yeah im not either lmao

>>28012347
Hillary would just have a Jinx

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>>28013923

>>28012190
Millionaire Trump Card:
-Gumshoos (The obvious and obligatory sidekick of his.)
-Meowth (Knows Pay Day for that small loan of a million dollars. It even holds the Amulet Coin.)
-Braixen (The girl he'd bang if she wasn't his daughteru, in a way.)
-Golurk (The naked statue.)
-Ferrothorn (The wall he always brags about.)
-Aggron (Mega Evolution user. Plus, another powerful backup wall at his disposal.)

Corporate Liar Clinton:
-Liepard (All those lies.)
-Jynx (Less than stellar beauty.)
-Salandit (Toxic influence and fits with the lizard people conspiracy.)
-Gourgeist (Incase she does something shady this Halloween.)
-Bruxish (Knows how to keep predators and even terrorists away.)
-Ampharos (Mega Evolution user. Another feminine Pokémon she could own.)

>>28016895
Of course not. Don't you know the world only consists of /pol/ and tumblr?
If you're not tumblr you are /pol/ and if you are not /pol/ you are tumblr. Simple logic