Tell me your secrets, Anon.

I fucked your waifu

i want kiawe to pound marlon into submission until he becomes a slut who rides every dick he sees to become a gym leader.

superhero origin story

I want to brush a mawile's teeth to avoid cavities!

I want to drink Vaporeon.

I want to marry my beautiful wife Reshiram~

I want to become a pokemon.

>>28008908
I want Kiawe and Marlon to Eiffel Tower me so bad! My tanned daddys

I have never beaten ORAS because I got stuck

I have never beaten ORAS because it was fucking boring

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I want to be this Eevee.

>>28008988
Same anon. I had to literally force myself to even attempt the second half of the game.
Why the fuck did GF remake RS and not tie in any Emerald elements like how HGSS did to Crystal? baka

>>28008988
yeah, okay, maybe that was it too. stuck and boring. and i didnt want to sit through "HEY EVERYONE ITS xXxDANKMANKEYxXx HERE FOR ANOTHER LETS PLAY POKEMON AURAS!

>>28008894
my first pokefap was miltank

I want to comb Hilda's hair.

>>28009000
I want evolve this anon into Flareon.

>>28008894
Whitney was a pushover.

I want to be constricted by a Dragonair.

>>28008894
Every day I fap to the idea of a Pokemon team tickle torturing their Trainer.

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>>28009027

I wanna be the best no one ever was.
And then maybe, just maybe, I could get a girlfriend

>>28009000
I wanna be one who performs your euthanasia, being there patting your fur as you take your last breath and seeing the light fade from your eyes.

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>>28009255
I want to downvote this post.

>>28009255
>Putting "sage" in Name rather than in Options

>>28008894
I want to fuck an ice cold Glaceon in the Saharan deserts as an only means to save myself from a fatal heat stroke.

>>28008894
I just sometimes imagine being a trainer in the pokemon world. doing my shit, traveling and meeting people. when it comes to Rosa, I imagine meeting her one day and hitting it off instantly. we start traveling together, and next thing you know we go a bit innawoods and start having sex because we have so much pent up sexual needs. it becomes a more and more common thing, we walk and when we want to we step off the beaten road and we fuck like rabbits.

>>28009286
Settle down, auto fill can be a fucker. Even when you delete the cunt it comes back.

>>28008894
I want a big buff Machamp to absorb me into his dick, then feel every sensation as he rubs me with he thick meaty hands and feet.

>>28009422
WEW

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>>28008894
I want to be embraced by that snek.
Nothing more. Just comfy thoughts.

I want to fuck roughly 60% of the existing pokemon

I may be a Gardevoirfag but I'm also a kike

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Pokemon with fangs turn me on, as such, I find something like gliscor "sexier" than delphox or gardevoir.

I like fat Pokemon, okay goodbye.

I want to do the splits while hand standing and have a Hitmontop drill my ass with its head spike.

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>>28010223
>lost

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>>28008894
I want to pound Phoebe in her hot Hawaiin/Okinawan medium rare hamburger hole

I'm not a degenerate I just want to lift Rosa and Leaf's skirts while I'm plowing them while they're still wearing all their clothes on. Also I want to take pictures of Rosa before and after she's been used while her fishnet stockings or whatever she's wearing are torn.

I want a Scrafty to shove his hemipenis in my ass.

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I want to force feed Poke-men.

>>28008894
If some primordial evil offered to let me be a beautiful Vulpix in the PMD world in exchange for the eternal souls of all of humanity, I would.

You know, a male Zoroark could be the ultimate trap.

I want to punish misbehaving male Kirlias by lifting their skirts and whacking their balls with a ruler, and then apologize for punishing him too haerd. Wouldn't mind doing this to male Gothorita too.

I'd also like to give Dawn a nuggie.

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>>28008894
I want Meloetta to sing to me.

>>28009754
C O M F Y
S N E K

>>28008894
I once open mouth kissed a horse

I want to bully Bianca with my dick.

When I'm alone at home or when my brother forget his clothes in the bathroom I wear them and act like if I was a man

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>>28010131
exceptionally great taste my good man

>>28008894
I want to use a Glaceon like a fleshlight.

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>>28015023
>not espeon
shit taste desu

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>>28008894
If my friend with benefits asked me if it'd okay for him to roleplay as a Pokemon and fuck me via erp, I'm around 90% sure I'd agree.

Then I'd be return the favor by being a Pokemon for him.

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>>28015939
whew...

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I ditched my obsession for flannery for best gym leader Roxie

>>28016095
What does this have to do with pokemon or even lewd fantasies.

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I once read a story with two female pikachu sucking their male trainer's nipples and I feel like that is the lewdest pokémon thing I can think of, it's like right between hand-holding and anal vore

>>28016150
Because l-lewd

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>>28016094

>>28008894
Maylene completely personifies my fetish and I'd be lying if I said I don't think about her beating the shit out of me

>>28011931
I once jacked off a horse for a little while and then stopped

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I want to feed my Pangoro pokepuffs until he is full and bloated, then rub his taut belly until he falls asleep!

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>>28016245

>>>>>/mlp/

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I molest 90% of my pokemon through amie, specially legendaries.

I want Alain's dick and for him to make me submit and call him a pokemon master

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>>28016297

Since my starter is probably male I fantasize about going through books and such with my bro to find what pokémon we both find attractive and set out to find one as a start to our journey

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I want to listen to Lugia's stomach growl and rumble, and listen to food sloshing around, until I get swallowed whole and give it big internal belly rubs

Every time I beat a game I fantasize about the MC I picked having sex with every pokemon from the team I had when I won the league

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I want to sniff the crevices of certain fluffy pokémon after a hard day of training

i want to cuddlecelebi

I used to write a lot of fapfics of my trainer banging just about every Gym leader and trainer they run across.

>>28015939
You're a good friend.

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zygarde's complete form is kinda hot t b h

>>28008894
I don't fantasize about Pokemon, but I did have a dream where Bewear pinned me down raped my asshole and then crushed me to death.

>>28016466
Huge bosom

>>28016478
I'm not into women, so nah.

it's those thicc thighs and subtle waist that gets me.

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>>28016478

>>28008894
I just want live in pokemon world and make my team full of my bros including vaporeon, sylveon and Grass Snek for sure. Nothing sexual unless they are human inteligent as in anime and under special condicions

I can only get off to feral Pokémon, stuff like Loppuny and Gardevoir is just unappealing. I'm willing to wait for virtual reality to be a thing so I can fuck my poke waifus. I can't into lucid dreaming

i want to fuck a genderbend hitmonchan

>>28016595
The games have shown that is the case.

>>28016640
This, lopunny barely makes it, but stuff like lilligant and gardevoir will forever be less appealing than mons like scizor and mienshao

>>28016501
Oh, yeah that pelvis is totally happening

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I like to imagine growing up with a Fennekin, discovering my sexual side when it evolved into Braixen, and being happily in love with a Delphox well into old age

I want to come here to talk about Pokemon and have fun, but all that happens is I get sad

I want to take Houndoom's knot inside me in my boypussy and my mouth preferably at the same time with two Houndoom!

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>>28008894

I play POKéMON. because of Escapism.

>>28016901
Escapism is such a non word, you have a job to escape death right?

>>28016901
kill yourself Richard

>>28016896
would you fug them back?

I want to live in Sabrina's doll house forever

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I once imagined Dragonite going down on a defeated Yellow and the image is seared into my brain.

I want to fuck a braixen that is into being strangled

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I want to use my ghost pokemon to possess Archie and force him to touch himself. And just when he lays broken, fuck him in the ass.

I want to get Tentacruel'd

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>>28016667
>tfw 100% male
>tfw no qt boxer Titmonchan

Not enough female fighting types...

>>28016988
No anon, but I'd gladly fuck you

>>28008894
>greninja's Tongue
>My ass
>And my dick
>Double kill
>Half the time

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>>28017412
We have mienshao, medicham, virizion and mea lopunny. Its not much but its something

>>28017487
Sorry, anon, not into guys, only into qt pokemon

>>28017526
>not into guys
what are you a faggot

I want to fuck a eevee so hard that it evolves into Sylveon while we fuck

The only time I can fap to Pokemon in porn is if they're raping male characters

>>28017526
Don't pretend you wouldn't want me to slowly thrust in and out of your slutty hole, calling you a good girl as you can't stop yourself from moaning because of my cock filling up your butt, just accept it

Everyone says Renamon is so sexy but for me, because of the clothes, Taomon is the sexiest

>>28017718
>>28017533
If I'm perfectly honest pokemon like zoroark, charizard and noivern have made me question my sexuality

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i always prefer female lucarios over male ones.

>>28018035
I prefer female pokemon 99% of the time

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>>28008894
i want to fuck this plane

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>>28017526
And fighting-Meloetta. She's cute too.

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My lewdest fantasies? Two words.
Hand
Holding

>>28008908
>superhero origin story
I kek'd

>>28008894

I don't want to fucki my pokemon

>>28018403
But that's the male meloetta

>>28018606
Then why are you posting here

>>28018555
Disgusting.

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>>28018217
>99% of the time
>not 100%
ALL pokemon are better as females

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>>28016854
saem

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>>28019029
>Meloetta
>Male
Choose 1 and only 1.

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>>28019088
Nottrue, top bait

>>28019205
Green is female and orange is male, that's the reason why its genderless. Its a tran spokemon

>>28019262
Pirouette cannot have wind resistance

>>28019275
what do you mean

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I do not have a friend, but my biggest fantasy somewhat related to pokemon is
having a friend
the main characters look so nice and open to talk with anyone, why can't these kind of people exist irl

>>28011276

Your deepest, darkest fantasy is having sex with a hot girl?

3lewd10me

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>>28019219
>unironicaly liking traps
I like my pokemon penis-less

>>28016297

Manon, you are too damn young to be here, go home.

I unironically want to sniff Dawn and Jasmine's panties from between their legs

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I want to be Hilda's mentor and travel with her throughout the world. We share tents/hotel rooms and she calls me her "daddy" in public if anyone asks what we're doing together. I eat her out whenever she wins a major battle and fuck her throat whenever she loses. We have sex often, sometimes in public when no one's around. I headcanon her as 15 and I'm currently 23. Why am I so fucked up?

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>>28019511
How could anyone not?

>>28019538
Its not that fucked up, it sounds like she's giving you consent in your fantasy right? its not that much worse than wanting to fuck imaginary creatures

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>>28019374
Well I don't want to wreck her tiny mound

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I want to be someone's busty lewd gardevoir. I do not know where this fantasy came from but it is literally burning hot passion of 10,000 suns.

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>>28016854
>I wanted to have fun, damn it, for real this time. And all that happened was I got sad!

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>>28020605
If you could be any other pokémon besides gardevoir what would you be

>>28017313
Nice.

I want to cum in Machoke's pokeball so he'll come out covered in cum. Idc if that wouldn't work.

I want to pull off a buizels floaty ring

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>>28019178

>>28009280
GTFO to Reddit newfag

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I want to ravage Sawyer's boipucci

>>28020504
But if it was a male you'd still ravage something else in him...

besides anon, I didn't mean that, haven't you noticed how lopunny's height is perfect for blowjobs?

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>>28020806

>>28020070
Not the guy you responded to but honestly in universe what with trainers wondering around on there own all the time it would be pretty common for teens and adults to get together.

>>28019307
I know that feel too well. I wish I had a large group of good natured friends.

I want to be a Pokemon exploring lewd Mystery Dungeons, falling into all sorts of traps with perverted or deviant effects and being taken advantage of by their denizens

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>>28020700
Kirlia.
Roserade.
Roselia.
Meloetta.

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>>28020957
>tfw have atleast 10 friends from playing years of WoW we even met up and it was a fucking blast
>tfw have friends from college
>tfw friends from school years still speak to me all the time
>tfw friends
>tfw NO GIRLFRIEND EVER, seriously this is the only thing that makes me feel crushing sadness every single day
Oh and my lewdest fantasy is growing up with Rosa or serena and going from neighbor to friend, to boyfriend to husband and spending my life with them

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>>28020893
There are plenty of blowjob pokémon, I'd let male lop dom me. I would be the pokémon and he my trainer, a young teen horny for both my ends! You need a switch anon

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>>28020605
I like this idea a lot...

>>28020700
Not the same person, but I'd probably only really want to be a Lopunny. Something nice and obvious.

I want to intermittently fuck a gardevoir and lopunny in the ass Regardless of their genders before filling them with my cum

>>28021064
>I'd let male lop dom me
>They're a bit over half your height
...sure anon, whatever floats your boat

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>>28020830
Another nut nuzzler

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I want to get dragged out to sea by a group of Floatzels and then used until they were all satisfied, before waking up back on the shore I was taken from, an indeterminate amount of time later

that sounds pretty hot to me

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>all these gays
worse than furries t bh
>gay furries
End your life ASAP

>>28016297
Serena please

>>28021140
And dragalge was there too

>>28021194
no

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>>28008894
I want to hold hands with hex waifu.

Having my insides gibbed by a Palkia Dick wouldn't be the worst death.

>>28021206
You dont know that

>>28021181
so you think furries>gays>gay furries?

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>>28021249
Yes, but I'm not necessarily saying that any of them are particularly good/OK

At least I think that's what I'm trying to say, I'm pretty tired and had to think about that sentence so I didn't say the opposite of what I meant

>>28021321
You seem tired, perturbed and confused. why are you even in this thread?

also gay>furry you mongoloid, being a furry is worse, and this is comming from a straight furfag

>>28021181
Sounds like someone's hungry for some Machoke dick.

>>28021085
Sounds like you'd get along well with >>28021067
>>28020605

>>28017559
hot

>>28021372
What are your reasons?
>implying I'm not a furry
I'd become asexual in an instant if I could 2bh
>>28021383
>wow this guy isn't gay what a fag
This meme, man.

>It's a 'I'm going to notice a horrible mistake I made while I was typing this out after I post it' episode

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>This entire thread

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>>28021508
>Bonnie reaction image
You're worse than all of us, anon.

>>28016854

Watch your girl be taken by a Chesnaught or Greninja

i have fapped to my sister pokeporn drawings

I was disagreeing with the Gen 5 hate bandwagon for the most part until I started a new Black playthrough recently.

I didn't even realize how few gen 5 pokemon I actually liked until I replayed Black trying to use pokemon I've never used before. I'm at the 7th gym, and my party still only consists of Zebstrika, Leavanny, Musharna and Unfezant. That's it. It doesn't help that there are literally no prior gen pokemon to catch, otherwise I'd have a full team by now.

>>28021671

Got any links or willing to post them?

>>28008894
Nothing special. Would be neat to have my old team follow me around though, like taking the Galvantula out for a walk.

Or having to get enough ice to keep Froslass happy. Hell even share a beer. Mostly sounds like chores, but hey.

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>>28021468
>no response
oh, ok
Guess I'll go to sleep then

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>>28008894
gliscor is my friday waifu
I can't help it

>>28021905
That guys dreaming of Machoke dick.

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I used to have a girlfriend who liked to do Pikachu noises while we were having sex, now I get turned on every time I hear Pikachu at the beginning of the Pokémon sun and Moon videos

>>28016519
top tier trap material