Which Pokemon best represents you? Mine is Snorlax.

>>28002689
How much do you weight OP?

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For me it's Porygon - intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.

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>>28002689
For me it's Aegislash - intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.

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For me it's Clefable - intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.

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For me it's Alolan Meowth - intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.

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>>28002689
For me it's Solrock - intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.

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>>28002883
God bless.

>>28002689
For me it's Darkrai. Mainly because he's just misunderstood and everyone sees him as a bad guy when he's really just hurting on the inside. But you would really have to know his story in order to understand him. I also love the fact that Darkrai is stoic and doesn't always show his pain. He's also non-binary just like me and I'm glad Nintendo makes some Pokemon agender, genderfluid, and transexual. In a way it's like Darkrai is a pokemon version of me which just think is really cool.

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>>28002689
>For me it's Mew - intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.

i feel most connected to scraggy/scraffy

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>>28002689
>For me it's Ludicolo - intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.

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seemingly everywhere and almost always unwanted

>>28002903
Lol epic x3

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I'd say Hydreigon represents me best.
He is very brooding, but also powerful.
Just like me, one look from him can send you into a whirl.

His powers lie dormant, but if anyone were to be foolish enough to anger him, he would unleash his fury, just like me.

>>28002978
>>For me it's fairy - intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.

>>28003127
I'd say you're more of a Pawniard; I cut myself on dat edge from here.

>>28003127
>taking this question seriously

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I am garbage.

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This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?

Rattata

Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humour

>>28002753
around 300 pounds and i'm 6.3

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>For me it's Metagross - intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.

Good lord the amount of memes in this thread

>>28003632
fat ass bitch

>>28003299
kawaii trash desu X3

>>28003737
Dafuq is this meme anyways?

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>>28003426
Thats not u doe

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Me irl

>>28002689
Charizard becoz i do really well once and then people have high exectatioms that i fail to meet and they abandon me

I also prefer warmth over cold

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I always have a dumb smile on my face and I'm not proactive in the slightest.

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>>28002689
Mine is also snorlax, my friend even named his snorlax in pokemon go after me.

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For me it's Cradily - intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.

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I'm a manlet

What's the dumbest Pokemon?

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literally me

Probably weedle, because of the dank weed I smoke

>>28002689
Scrafty. I was a little shithead when I was young. I actually did get in trouble in grade school for headbutting kids. And he's skinny but still kinda tough.

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For me it's Audino - intelligent, nihilistic, and I'm lying about those last two because I keep trying to help people who only want to knock me down in the end. I want to be wanted and though I try my best, it's all usually in vain. I would be better off by myself, but I try my best to stick a fake smile on and impress the next person in what will be a futile endeavor and end with me defeated and wondering what my dumbass did wrong this time.

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>>28002689
For me it's Kyogre - Wicked sense of humor, intelligent and nihilistic.

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>>28002689
For me it's Monsuda - Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.

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very lucky, loves adventure, loves being in the spotlight, wants to be adored and loved at all time, loves gold and the color gold, has big mouth that is mostly used for puns, always smiling, and is a cat

>>28002871
aw shit

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I just want to be loved

>>28002913
are you an urban youth?

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>>28006129
maybe some of the fighting types like primeape

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For me it's Torterra - Wicked sense of humor, intelligent and a giant tree growing out of my back.

Sableye.
>turbo jew
>lives in a cave
>glasses
>a real joker

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Unova starters of course

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Let's just say that being disowned and hated isn't fun, especially when your own family made you homeless and compare people to you as an insult. Being trans isn't fun.

So far dad has died an ironic death and my mom is suffering from her own decisions. I just bide my time and watch the self-destruction.

>>28006601
lol

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I actually see myself as one of my top 10 favorite pokemon
Sceptile
>stays rather silent most of the time
>easy to forgive people
>wants to help others out as much as they can
>seems to love nature

>>28003127
this is quality autism

Pyukumuku because I'd rather starve to death than move from my comfortable place

Also my main self defense is vomiting out my inner organs

>>28003221
>falling for blatant bait
>current year
>using the word "edge" unironically

>>28002689
Steelix for my hard dick or Porygon2 because I design AIs

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>>28002689

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For me it is lopunny happy excited and with an alarming sense of humor
>>28003922
You are seducing me anon

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moo

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For me it's Alola Raichu. Intelligent, nihilistic and I actually live in California so I either fight the stereotype or embrace it.

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For me it's "How about I roast your shit?" Emboar - intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.

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For me, it's Poliwhirl. Intelligent, has no mouth and with a humourous sense of wicked.

Which mon is the most autistic, clumsy, fucking pissed and willing to kill himself all the time?
Because that'd be me.

>>28010586
Greninja

>>28010607
Well, given the current events, you might be right.
And I like the memefrog, so I'm fine with this outcome.