Given that all girls are karenfags, what would your team look

>>28001409
Togekiss
Mega Mawile
Sylveon
Gardevoir
Altaria
Delphox as starter

>>28001409
>if
Pre-Gen 7 team:
Empoleon
Luxray
Medicham
Banette
Volcorona
Porygon-Z

Ambipom
Starmie
Swalot
Tangrowth
Sceptile
Chimecho

But alt-dimension realm-jumper version of me would be:

Garchomp
Yanmega
Weavile
Venusaur
Milotic
Klefki

Girls don't actually like fairy-types

>>28001409
>you will never have a team of hot manly dragons to fug and impregnate you
time to end it now lads

>>28004366
>Scoliopede

>>28001409
Probably composed of genwunner trash because I'd be a casual slut if I was a girl.

>>28004328

Yes. They do.

>>28001409

But I'm already a Karenfag.

Is it because I'm a cocksucker?

DO I just post my team of starters and birds for you guys to mock?

>Greninja
>Venusaur
>Sceptile
>Typhlosion
>Swellow
>Talonflame

I alternate in Dragonite, and Ampharos every now and then.

>>28004438
>90% starters
>normie starters at that
>talonflame
>dragonite
pig disgusting

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>>28004661

Dragonite is beautiful. He's the best part of the Dratini line.

>>28004677
End your life immediately.

>>28004708
But he's right?

>>28004708

Sorry he's not some shitty waifu dragon like you want.

You're fucking gross

>>28004328
Yes we do

>>28004824
Guaranteed Replies

Scolipede
Drifblim
Espeon
Heatran
Magnezone
Mega Diancie

>>28004708
Holy shit man, calm down it's like just a game man.

>>28004883
You... LIKE Heatran? Who likes Heatran?

Garchomp, Xerneas, Dialga, Salamence, Lucario, and Houndoom assuming that my tastes would change up as a female and I still liked the big dragons and cool pokemon instead of thinking a little bit more competitively than before, beginning to like ghost types way more, and preferring a few cute pokemon like Braixen.

>>28004940
I think heatran is so ugly that it's funny so I kinda like it

>>28004940
I do

>>28001409
Emolga as my ace
Avalugg
Shiny Nidoking
Reuniclus
Maractus
Feraligatr

They're all just lovable designs and I'd just love to travel around broing it up with all of them. Don't even care if we'd win matches, I'd just have the best bro squad ever.

>>28004940
Me

>>28001409
>if

not counting gen 7 mons:
Typhlosion
Galvantula
Scrafty
Armaldo
Garbodor
Jynx

counting gen 7 mons:
Chesnaught
Galvantula
Scrafty
(Wimpod evo)
Garbodor
Turtonator

>>28001409
Talonflame
Gardevoir
Scrafty
Scolipede
Clawitzer
Gourgeist

>>28001409
>ywn have a Pokemon battle with an alternate universe girl version of yourself

>>28005167
>and then have sex with her because she lost

>>28005167
If I found the girl version of me.
Like exactly me, right down to our very thoughts except it's a female...

We would fuck.
No questions asked.

We know exactly what the other wants.
And we would have sweaty awkward sex where each of us struggle too hard to make the other feel good to the point where we're both trying to lead and everything is just terrible.

We will the settle for a blowjob and the ol lickaroo respectively.

We would then play Melee to see who is the better Marth

Volcarona
Donphan
Rowlet3
Mega Mawile
Raikou
Sligoo with eviolite

i'm pretty damn autistic about what goes on my teams, even competitively
every team needs
>a starter
>a fighting type
>a doggo
>somethin' with wings
> it's gotta at least look fishy, man
so for maximum comfydrive, my karen team is

Sceptile
Poliwrath
Houndoom
Noctowl
Carracosta
Scolipede

>>28005365
>Or her having sex with me because I lost

>>28005394
It would be really awkward for both to know exactly what our kinks are.

Easy
Galvantula
Sylveon
Blaziken
Volcanora
Milotic
Vaporeon and tyratrum

>>28001785
>>28004824
>>28005073
Trannies don't actually count as girls

>>28001409
There's something extremely hot about Serena in this pic.

Team
M-Swampert
Furret
Umbreon
Ampharos
Yanma
Staraptor

>>28001409
magikarp
magikarp
magikarp
magikarp
magikarp
psyduck

Pikachu
Lucario
Lopunny
Gardevoir
Dragonite
Espeon

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>>28001409

Shiny Sneasel: My "Pikachu".
Tangrowth: Big squishy cuddle-friend.
Granbull: Tough cutie.
Vespiquen: For class.
Wooper: I can't NOT have a wooper.
Bewear: I don't care what people say, he's a miracle of the universe.

>>28001409
I hesitate to use the term "Karenfag" because Karen is shit, but

Sceptile
Scizor
Florges
Sigilyph
Aggron
Nidoking

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>>28001409
Eevee
Tyrranitar (physical focused/mixed)
Kingler
Ampharos
Nidoking (special focused/mixed)
Miltank

Eevee is the starter and cutie. It will one day evolve into a Sylveon in a dramatic scene.

Kingler is the first pokemon actually caught and is a total clown and mischief maker who steals little stuff and has a penchant for pinching girls' butts.

Nidoking and Tyrranitar are rivals who spar constantly, much to the dismay of the fearful but brave-when-it-matters Ampharos who somehow always ends up in the middle of the fights between them.

Miltank rounds out the group as the team mom who keeps anybody from getting too out of hand, makes sure everyone is healthy and happy, and heals any undeserved injuries or statuses.

We travel through a vast, untamed region in the vein of Pokemon Ranger, helping the remote towns we visit and ensuring the people and Pokemon of the region are living in harmony.

I really love roleplaying, even in games like this that don't really support it, and I often end up assigning personalities to certain Pokemon. This often causes me to associate that Pokemon as a species with my characterizing of the individual, so this is how I ended up with this shitty-shounen-level team. I'm glad 4chan is anonymous, because I feel like a total fucking dweeb writing this out. I just wish to god I could actually live this life.

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>>28005947
>tfw the daddy-dom to a tranny
>tfw her boypussy is top-notch
Trannies are way better than "real" girls

Espeon
Chandelure
Aromatisse
Klefki
Roserade

Source: Am grill
Jellicent Female

Hmmm

Empoleon
Delphox
Serperior
Luxray
Excadrill
Drifblim

Would be my best guess

All bug-types

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>>28001409
Probably the same as my current team, because my favourite Pokemon are all kawaii desu.

Mawile, Bisharp, Aggron, Skarmory, Klingklang, Steelix.

"But anon, Steel type isn't cute-"
Yes it is, shut up. Tell that to Jasmine.

Let's see

Volcarona
Garchomp
Hydreigon
Electivire
Tyranitar
Goodra

These are the people who think stats are good, they need karenfags to have something to say at all

>>28004940
Canon female right? Guys should like thicc furnace mama

>>28001409
Have you ever even touched a girl?

>>28009182
Girlcock is just too fun to say imo

Scizor
Eelektross
Togekiss
Ursaring
Ludicolo
Kabutops

If I could have a 7th I'd have Gliscor.

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>>28009182
>>boypussy
You mean shaved, bleached man ass
Its just not appealing to straight guys, sorry

Karenfag is essentially playing the game as it was meant to be played... Anything else is just a lack of creativity.

Ariados, Cloyster, Heracross, Gallade, Torterra, and Chandelure.

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>>28011836
You go have fun with your "real" girls while I've got a bro-tier qt for half the drama and get twice more sex.

>>28001409
5 Machokes, 1 Rapidash.
So literally the same team.

>>28013824
Dohoho I know that image.

>>28011836
nothing getter than making another man your bitch

>if

Porygon Z
Volcarona
Breloom
Braviary
Ampharos
Metagross

>>28014074
>not machamps
why?

bump?

I'm alredy a KARENFAG

>>28013824
You're still fucking a dude in a dress

>>28019578
fuck I mean to tag
>>28005947

>>28004708
get fucked furbitch

>>28001409
>if I were a girl

nigga I am a dick wielder and I am a karenfag.

>Dragonite
>Arcanine
>Darkrai
>Farfetch'd
>Hawlucha
>Bisharp

>>28001409
Probably would look like the team i currently have. I don't really see why having a vagina would make me not like my favorite pokemon.