Showderp: Stupid faggot mouse fucking dies edition

File: 1471236033606.png (293KB, 660x612px) Image search: [Google]

293KB, 660x612px

first for anime

File: 1414353082219.png (30KB, 582x692px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 582x692px

second for newfig champs

What ELO does a champ to have to be considered decent?

>>27981466
nobody gives a shit about elo in showderp

>>27981466
1000

>>27981415
hey that's me

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-421873958

what's the name of that lv.1 aron set?

>>27981466
none. boosting an account is tryhard and anyone that ladders seriously is normally bad anyway. good players play tours almost exclusively.

>>27981521
1000 only? Are you a bunch of newbies? I have an ELO of 2100, how could any of you even beat me? What a waste of time..

Balk Bird (Mandibuzz) (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Overcoat
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Foul Play
- Substitute
- Iron Defense
- Roost

>>27981612
how new are you

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-421876590

>>27981630
stop picking on my cute kouhai

>>27981630
maybe he's not new, just very slow. or really fast?

new team

Mastermite (Magnemite) @ Berry Juice
Ability: Sturdy
Shiny: Yes
Level: 3
Happiness: 256
EVs: 132 Atk / 184 SpA / 184 Spe
Hasty Nature
IVs: 26 Def / 23 SpD
- Toxic
- Magic Coat
- Recycle
- Endure

special trevenant

scarf flygon
eq
outrage
stone edge
superpower

fast mon

mega banette

poopybro

METAL GEAR!?

boblak

Venomoth baton pass

a verlisfy set

REMOVE TEAM

a jew

hoge

>>27981825
did you know quiver dance + baton pass is banned

>>27981863
Would you PLEASE stop posting pictures of my wife?

>>27981814
good old classic mastermite. just watch for knock off and status 10/10

>>27981815
calm mind and sub can be pretty good. its ok 6/10

>>27981817
NEVER EVER. 7/10

>>27981818
ninjask for maximum fast 10/10

>>27981821
bane? 7/10

>>27981822
just skip this one lol and go with >>27981823

File: masuda (2).png (192KB, 336x418px) Image search: [Google]

192KB, 336x418px

>>27981934

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-421883477

>>27981950
haha

>>27981950
haha

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-421887579

>>27981950
haha

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/uu-421568541

>>27982238
epic /b/ro

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-421891825

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-421896189

new team

me or armaldo

184 days in hoenn

Toxic Fishe (Alomomola) @ Leftovers
Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 8 HP / 248 Def / 252 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Soak
- Toxic
- Wish
- Protect

Weedle the Steelix

umbreon
giga impact
moonlight
curse
foul play

Mon named after your highschool gal.

rain dance heliolisk

>>27981392
anime is cute and comfy c:

>>27982734
Does first anime crush count?

>>27982768
yes

>>27982768
no it doesn't you fucking idiot

>>27982768
help someone is pretending to me

im doing deleted suggestion though since no new suggestions are forthcoming

weezing

>>27982812
i will name this after my highschool gal

>>27982785
no one deleted any suggestions

>>27982785
the fuck are you talking about champ

>>27982828
>weezing when asking her out for the first time
Too real man, I don't want to remember.

>>27982855
i'm saying >>27982768 was pretending to be me

and also i was confused and thought >>27982729 and >>27982734 had been deleted

okay you know what, fuck this new champ

me

>>27982893
FAKE TRIP

>>27982726

>>27982893
you almost got my trip. pretty close

Aguado (Ludicolo) @ Leftovers
Ability: Rain Dish
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
- Rain Dance
- Leech Seed
- Mud-Slap
- Metronome

furry 2.0

File: 1471730080409.png (81KB, 499x338px) Image search: [Google]

81KB, 499x338px

>>27982893

File: hijiri accordion.jpg (415KB, 543x805px) Image search: [Google]

415KB, 543x805px

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbPSWXSpAQg

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-421904247

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-421907548

File: 14079947_1374920942524608_2049109614527528640_n.jpg (29KB, 640x463px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 640x463px

>>27982935

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-421911344

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-421913512

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-421915918

last one for real

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-421918734

didn't lose 6-0 so you may see me over the next week after all

new champ

ME

(Vanilluxe) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Weak Armor
EVs: 100 Atk / 252 SpA / 156 Spe
Lonely Nature
- Blizzard
- Ice Shard
- Explosion
- Mirror Coat

Gainz Goblin

Get Out (Rampardos) @ Life Orb
Ability: Mold Breaker
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 176 HP / 252 Atk / 80 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Swords Dance
- Head Smash
- Earthquake
- Superpower

Hypno.

Aniki

Slaking

specs octillery

Eject Button Cofagrigus or Slaking, but only if another anon calls the other for the combo.

If not, REMOVE TEAM.

FINAL ULTIMATE BLITZKRIEG (Rampardos) (M) @ Choice Band
Ability: Mold Breaker
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Head Smash
- Earthquake
- Brick Break
- Zen Headbutt

snorefu

Dragalge @ Assault Vest
Ability: Adaptability
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Sludge Wave
- Draco Meteor
- Scald
- Focus Blast

>>27984047
Pokemon that reminds you of mom.

Any lizard named meme lizard

Cesc Fabregas (Serperior) (F) @ Chesto Berry
Ability: Contrary
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Spatk / 252 Spe / 4 HP
Modest Nature
- Leaf Storm
- Giga Drain
- Rest
- HP (Fire)

banded heatran

I nominate !FLyvO7mzME

>>27984050
Jynx@Red Card
Name her some Spengbeb bastardization of your favorite pop queen.

>>27984060
Do you even remove stall

>>27984094
I'm not sure what you mean by that.

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-421925773
ive waited so long

>>27984113
ur mom lol

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-421928040

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-421929431

Use this drummer hypno man that isn't Chesnaught or Darmanitan.

Slurpuff-Jew (Hypno) (M) @ Salac Berry
Ability: Insomnia
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Ice Punch / Zen Headbutt / Fire Punch / Psycho Cut
- Drain Punch
- Belly Drum
- Substitute


Azumarill-Therian (Walrein) (M) @ Salac Berry
Ability: Thick Fat / Oblivious
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Waterfall
- Crunch / Earthquake / Ice Fang
- Belly Drum
- Substitute

>>27984080
>Name her some Spengbeb bastardization of your favorite pop queen
For future reference, example?

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-421932054

Champ is AWOL

Someone step up.

>>27984498
>impeaching for no reason
who are you, kilometerman?
new team doing GEN II UU

specs weedle

Aipom with only helping hand named after your favorite hand-jobbing porn star

Dunsparce

Sudowoodo

>1-2
Articuno-Land (Porygon2) @ Eviolite
Ability: Trace
EVs: 252 HP / 200 Def / 56 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Ice Beam
- Filler
- Conversion
- Recover

>3-4
Umbreon-Duck (Porygon2) @ Eviolite
Ability: Trace
EVs: 252 HP
IVs: 0 Atk
- Foul Play
- Thunder Wave
- Conversion
- Recover

>5-6
Cresselia-Kanto (Porygon2) @ Eviolite
Ability: Trace
EVs: 252 HP / 200 Def / 56 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Psychic
- Filler
- Conversion
- Recover

>7-8
Zapdos-Alola (Porygon2) @ Eviolite
Ability: Trace
EVs: 252 HP / 200 Def / 56 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Discharge
- Filler
- Conversion
- Recover

>9
Wormadam-Net (Porygon2) @ Eviolite
Ability: Trace
EVs: 252 HP / 200 Def / 56 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Signal Beam
- Filler
- Conversion
- Recover

>0
Ducklops (Porygon2) @ Eviolite
Ability: Trace
EVs: 252 HP / 200 Def / 56 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Shadow Ball
- Filler
- Conversion
- Recover

>dubs / trips / quads
Pick any set from the above ones.


>If Ubers / AG:

Savage Grace (Kangaskhan) (F) @ Kangaskhanite
Ability: Scrappy
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Headbutt
- Bite
- Rock Slide / Seismic Toss
- Body Slam

Giraffe

uhh metronome snorlax

Choice Band Reckless Staraptor

or if Gen II: Gligar

ariados

>>27984543
>>27984542
the fuck?

Chimp will never find a match unless one of us snipes him.

>>27984566
how new are you

>>27984566
hi :3

>>27984653
ur mom?

fuck this too much stuff is banned

>>27984703
I already made a team to snipe you, though.

new champ

>>27984726
epic

Curse-Lax

me or wew

Weezing

Staraptor. Choice Band. Reckless.

favorite gen ii mon

>>27984726
NOT me.

king tut

wew

>>27984726
Fuck you.

For new champ: Your favorite Pokemon named after your crush in school

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-421938670

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-421941179

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-421943485

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-421944601

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-421946950

new team

non-mega glalie

Smogon Shark

not wew

>>27985656
Gravitational pull (Snorlax) @ Leppa Berry
Ability: Thick Fat
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Relaxed Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Block
- Rest
- Recycle
- Defense Curl

Scrafty @ Leftovers
Trait: Shed Skin
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SDef
Careful Nature
- Bulk Up
- Drain Punch
- Crunch
- Rest

Name it after Trayvon, Mike Brown, etc.

m-pidgeot with hurricane, roost, hyper beam, heat wave

>>27984550
rolling

blood totem

File: stop shitposting.jpg (4KB, 300x57px) Image search: [Google]

4KB, 300x57px

>>27985666
>hyper beam
>not work up
nice battle spot maymay

>>27985693
>stop stop

desu didnt believe you at first

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-421955575

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-421956651

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-421958448

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-421960079

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-421964400

new champ

boostan roostan

me

mantine

sub focus punch gengar

>>27984550
rolling for duck

furry 2.0

Mr. Sableye or a Flincinno

>>27986302
Wwa

pikachu murderer
>>27986302

corpses
>>27986304
>>27986305
>>27986306
>>27986309
>>27986311
>>27986312

>>27986305

>moves coming from a low base attacking stat

The worst meme

>>27986309
???
not in the meme grimoire

>>27986352
How could anything be worse than ass vest limber ditto

>>27986352
actually fairly effective against things that would normally wall it, like Chansey. It's not the optimal set but it has its uses.

Plus the SpA stat is so high you can still use shadow ball or sludge bomb and do good damage without investment. :)

>>27986367

That one is for punishing shit champs so they stop

moves from low base stat is just trying to epic ruse the opponent by doing 25% instead of 20%

>>27986312
this isnt either, pls.

>>27986364
metronome munchlax leppa recycle etc

>>27986379
i was nominating you and mistyped ;_;

Then specs jynx is the 6th pokemon

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-421971315

File: 1461343161382.jpg (37KB, 540x540px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 540x540px

>moderated

File: shit bricks.jpg (70KB, 700x600px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 700x600px

thanks zarel

>moderated chat
>eviolate chansey against sub punch gengar

LIKE POTTERY

boyscott pls champ

Rich Boy Walther forfeited.

Excuse me?!?

new champ for after restart

server restart, link soon

>>27986479
apologize

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-421971841

File: DialSoap.jpg (56KB, 238x238px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 238x238px

This place is filthy! Let's clean it up :)

This post brought to you by Dial Soap

>>27986592
How's 2006 treating you?

Have you done anything since then?

>>27986603
no ;_;

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-421974088

New team

blood egg pls

mega manectric

wormadam-trash with toxic, infestation, protect, and a fourth move of your choice

BRAVEST ANIMAL OF YOUR CHOICE

OR

/PUFFY (Cloyster) (F) @ White Herb
Ability: Overcoat
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 SpA / 30 Spe
- Shell Smash
- Hydro Pump
- Ice Beam
- Hidden Power [Fire]

pupitar

>>27986757
ur mom you fucking faggot ass pussy

>>27986767
not in the meme database?

>>27986775
http://dogars.org/search?name=ur+mom

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-421978504

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-421982265

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-421984517

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-421988052

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-421991977

new champ

>>27987214
no-one?

fine.

NEW TEAM

metang or nosepass

male non-mega gardevoir with encore

sunkern

pokemon trainer

Jynx

Eviolite Golbat

any ou be technicality mega

>>27987264
so any ou mega? got it

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-421999009

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-422003159

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-422005778

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-422007850

wew

new team below

Cryogonal

Your favorite mon :>

george

Avalugg

The most legitimately useful mememon you can fit into your team after you've been given the first five.

yanma

stunfisk

citizen:
1-3 snips
4-6 snips jr
7-9 shits

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-422014030

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-422019710

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-422023929

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-422026796

new team below

BILL

Golduck with Simple Beam named "A Simple Man"

>>27987657
ROLL CALL

An Electivire.

magmortar

Yawn Rest special Mega Pinsir

>>27988068

Woops not yawn meant snore.

Also Rhyperior not Mega Pinsir

>>27988050
>>27988051
>>27988054
>>27988057
>>27988061
>>27988068

The team.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-422033624

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-422036848

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-422039441

For the new team, as requested in-battle chat:

Hidden Power Fire Venusaur named SMASHING GRASS.

Item: Big Root

- HP Fire
- Giga Drain
- Poison Powder
- Synthesis

Invest on Sp Atk and something else you wish.

Use Simple Man again, faggot.

new team

>>27988413
okay

Alolan Gyarados (Whiscash) @ Leftovers
Ability: Oblivious
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Dragon Dance
- Earthquake
- Waterfall
- Bounce

All hazards Forretress

a mega of choice with a shit ability

>>27988448
all hazards ferrothorn

>>27988455
with red card

>>27988413

I meant SLEEP POWDER.

Or maybe use an Assault Vest set. You decide, man. Giga Drain and HP Fire are obligatory.

pokemon trainer

>>27988448
Alola Snackbar v2

THE TEAM:

>>27988413
>>27988447
>>27988454
lmao, the name
>>27988455
>>27988460
>>27988463

>>27988518
You can't use 2 of the same Pokémon.

>>27988518
lmao brother, the name, what a good joke haha
i like how it makes fun of it having the same moveset offensive gyarados commonly runs, so it's like a play on the newly revealed alolan forms
truly clever, my man, and i am not ashamed to say i share your taste in such refined humorous references

>>27988560
meanie spotted

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-422049354

shitty memes

>>27988544

But there's no repeated Pokémon.

>>27988560

10/10 reply.

>>27988569
a fine Nigerian specimen

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-422053483

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-422057809

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-422058261

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-422061970

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-422065973

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-422061970

what's up with all the mememon named 152 days of whatever ?

new champ lmao

mga pidgeot
or me

>>27989032
they're pp stall sets named after the total pp of the set

hp/def volcarona with quiver dance, roost, willowisp, bug buzz

184 days in a tomb

Zarel's Ant

Free choice or wew

mega obama

>>27989077
snowflake

>>27989077
smeargle

1 Million Days (Slowbro) @ Leppa Berry
Ability: Oblivious
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Block
- Amnesia
- Rest
- Recycle

ITS ME AUSTIN

smeargle with spore transform and focus sash

Hellfrog

>>27989083
woah, makes so much sense. cheers mate.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-422072768
Free pick cause already a mew and hoge because already obama

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-422077382
Good battle

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-422080760
hoge
hoge
HOGE

Why is Ubers filled with nothing but legendaries and mostly people who don't know how to utilize them properly? I'm running around with a multi-tier mono water team and I'm just pooping on kids with my Feraligatr. Just seems a little disappointing.

File: 1415020894916.png (5KB, 300x218px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 300x218px

>>27989383
>babby's first brag about stomping elohell

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-422084709
> Be me
> Get free pick
> Pick lvl 1
> it gets 2 kills each game
wew

>>27989383
because ubers is for children such as yourself

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-422090010
Last one

New Champ
All those games were great, I suggest watching them if you havent
Hoge + Obama best combo ever

me or big bara button

R. Pika (Pikachu-Libre) (F) @ Light Ball
Ability: Lightning Rod
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Flying Press
- Nuzzle
- Iron Tail
- Wild Charge

boom boom v2.5

something lewd~

smearle with spore and transform and focus sash

shiny quagsire with stockpile, toxic, scald and rest

cupkek

donnel here again (Charmander) @ Salac Berry
Ability: Blaze
Happiness: 256
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Belly Drum
- Dragon Claw
- Fire Punch
- Substitute

>>27989677
is a mega pidgeot

>>27989678
Skippy (Smeargle) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Own Tempo
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Spore
- Block
- Imprison
- Transform

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-422098088

hehe let's go

File: 1470372996213.gif (961KB, 240x180px) Image search: [Google]

961KB, 240x180px

tfw slowe champ

>nickname is Kabuto
>no Kabuto in team

uhhhh

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-followtheleader-422098611

>>27989810
this shit is this?

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-422101190

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-422107127

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-422109117

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-422110718

new team after

an retard (Azumarill) @ Life Orb
Ability: Huge Power
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Impish Nature
- Belly Drum
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Aqua Jet

http://dogars.org/set/786

new monotype team

REMOVE THORN (Magnezone) @ Leftovers
Ability: Magnet Pull
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 256
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Modest Nature
- Charge Beam
- Substitute
- Hidden Power [Fire]
- Flash Cannon

use mew with transform or volcanion or something that fits the monotype team

Any Assault Vest Level 1 NFE with only Non-Attacking move

specs ferro

Your favorite mon of the corresponding type

mega metagross

>>27990207
the city of monocteam is:

>>27990210 steel-themed
>>27990212
>>27990215
>>27990226
>>27990230
>>27990235
his madmans

>steel monotype

thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSMjsDoeNwM

Zarel's Ant (Durant) @ Salac Berry
Ability: Hustle
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Substitute
- Hone Claws
- Iron Head
- Stone Edge / Superpower

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-monotype-422121124

can't use megagross

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-monotype-422125426

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-monotype-422126429

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-monotype-422130068

another matcch or two then last team

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-monotype-422135861

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-monotype-422140032

last one

new team

>>27990078

bastiodon

special zardx with sunny day

shiny kabutops named Scyther-Primal

cuck v3 (Porygon-Z) @ Silk Scarf
Ability: Adaptability
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Sharpen
- Agility
- Last Resort
-

use mew with transform or volcanion

megazard x with only dragon claw and blast burn

>>27991110
alan

>>27991113 >>27990078
>>27991114
>>27991115
>>27991116
>>27991117
>>27991118
doragon kurous

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-422146342

>>27991379
>>27991379

COME

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-422152669