What would his team be?

Todegemaru

Pikachu, Blaziken, Salamence, Gardevoir, Sceptile, and Marshtomp, according to his bio for the CWCville Gym.

>>27981157
The thread was just here. Why post it again?

His team is, according to Chris himself,
Sonichu - A recolor
Inuyasha - Blaziken
Greg - Swampert
Christina - Sceptile
Vanessa - Gardevoir
Bagoner - Salamence

Some anon claimed his friend fought him once. I can't find the thread however.

>>27981265
Didn't see the old thread. Sorry

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>>27981157
>Team
Every Pokemon that saw IT would rather be in Giratina's bathtub than with IT.

>his
That's an strong free woman

6 mr mimes

>>27981157
>his

>>27981157
At this rate, a Yamask.

>>27981157
Crazy enough, I know a guy like this.

>>27981265
>you will never easily destroy CWC with a competitive team and watch him tard rage because he will die of sepsis in the next year or so

>>27981157
Jesus Christ, did we do this to him?

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>tfw you will never unsee the picture

>>27981157
One day, Chris-Chan will "SHOVE (his) FACE INTO THE BIG HOLE BELOW MY URETHRA KNOWN AS THE BEAUTIFUL VAGINA" and implode in on himself.
He will tear reality asunder, and restart the universe.

>>27981730
>it's not a picture of his very own home-made vagina
you ain't seen nothin kid

>>27981157
>IMPLYING XE WOULDN'T HAVE AN AZURILL THAT CHANGES GENDER UPON EVOLVING

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>>27981776
That's what I was referring to

Somebody post the picture

>>27982127
Don't feel like getting banned for this shit
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Labia_NSFW.jpg
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Taint_wound_labia_2_NSFW.jpg

>>27982191
oh god

>>27982191
Did he cut himself open, got "cosmetic surgery", or is that a result of the taint piercings failures?

>>27981157
Ted Cruz?

>>27982432
option c

>>27982432
He had a piercing in there but some dude said that it healed fine but later chris took a knife and cut himself to 'free his vagina' after some girls made fun of him for not having one or something along the lines.

If you wanna read more into it here's the story
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Un-clit_2.0

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>>27981700
I once read something that said when he would play TCG at a local game shop people would always easily thrash him with gimmick decks and he'd flip out. He almost got his ass beat by a black dude because he stood up in the middle of a Yu-Gi-Oh game and told him he's an asshole or something.

He got banned because he was evidently talking about how much he hated "black" kids that would beat the shit out of him at Pokemon.

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>>27981776
His makeshift vagina literally game me, a grown man, a nightmare.

>>27982692
What was it about?

>>27982890
My dreams are disjointed, but at one point i found myself at my old college's "health services" building except it looked abandoned and filthy. For some reason I'm helping "treat" people and its not going well. Some fat guy comes in and he has a makeshift vagina and I had to try to clean it because it became an oozing festering hole. It doesn't go well. Eventually I bail and the dream changes to another setting.

>>27983158
Can you imagine being trapped in some sort of nightmare, dreamt by Chris-Chan himself? Having to live through the delusions that flow through his sleeping mind? Just think of the awful truths that one could find! Those same cosmic realizations that drove him mad in the first place.

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>>27981219
All these pokemon confirmed for autism.

Lucariofags rejoice. Gardewhores on suicide watch. Hoenn confirmed for worst region.

>>27985643
I have to agree, except for the pro-Lucario stuff.

>>27985643
>A person that has autism uses those Pokemon
>Therefore everyone who uses those Pokemon also have autism.
Wow flawless logic you have there anon.

>>27986096
Lucario comes precariously close to being correct in that assessment.

>>27986133
How is he correct though? Where is the fucking evidence behind it, beyond pulling things out of our ass?

>>27981157
subhuman filth
hope he kills himself like most of those mentally ill people do

liberals allowing this are pure cancer

https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/751633632335269888

kek

someone has the woman's card pic with his driver license?

>>27982191
Oh fuck
My internet crashed after loading these two pages

>>27981157
There should be a rule canon that tell us dangerous people aren't allowed to bear pokemon and this rules shluld apply here

Togedemaru
Cloyster

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CWC is on a roll

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Ditto, because it's a disgusting pink blob that tries to be something it's not, just like CWC.

tfw autism
tfw trans
tfw i'm nothing like chris yet people will still think i am

>>27987521
Nobody would think that if you didn't just say it. But thanks for sharing.

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>>27981677
Holy fuck

Underrated

>>27985643
You really don't think there are even more autistic people out there that like lucario?

kalos was the worst region

>>27987414
>people defending incest

That's it, nuke the human race.

it's over

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>>27981265
>Christina - Sceptile
Oh damn, is that some taste

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>>27981730

>>27987754
Once in a blue moon, even shitty people can have good taste

>>27987414
>>27987624
Incest between of age adults has always been legal though, are they going to vote against it or something?

>>27987832
Thank you, anon

I was running out excuses of why I wanted to kill myself

>>27987851
People continuing to use cars should have sealed the deal fatty

>>27987851
Then just do it faggot

>>27981157
>his
wow kys transphobe

>>27987768
>>27987754
Don't think too much into it. I remember one Anon in the last thread who said he uses pretty much whatever makes him feel like an endboss NPC trainer with little regard for structure. His Kalos team has Greninja, Chesnaught and Delphox.

I don't think any pokemon would get near him let alone be on his team

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Chris isn't competent enough to take care of a Pokémon

>go to CWCki fourms
>oh they're weird now, looks like it transitioned to a full lolcow board
>check the other parts to look for more hilarious people (ADF)
>the forum is literally full of GG faggots

That's the first time I actually felt bad for Chris. People autistically obessed with an imaginary problem in video games are the ones following him closely. How pathetic.

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>>27981157
what would her team be?

>>27990165
Probopass and Jynx

>>27990165
Imagine her face when she realizes the source of her genetic material is only 50% female.

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>>27985643
>Not even CWC is autistic enough to like Lucario.

>>27990302
it's a tranny lad

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>>27987960
How does she feel about delphox?

>>27989435
>>>/tumblr/

>>27989151
>Gender: MALE

Friendly reminder that Chris WILL drop dead in only a few weeks thanks to his "vagina". He's said he has been feeling really weak for the past few weeks.
It's happening lads.

>>27990468
I'm happy there's less of him but sad I won't see any more happenings, nothing to point and laugh at consistently

>>27990468
Hold on, really?

I'm not suprised but how will 4chan react to the inevitable?

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>mfw I have to share a medical condition with cancer like this who pretend for fun or who are legitimately deluded
Thanks for ensuring normal and functioning adult trans people continue to never get accepted, Chris

>>27990921
Now I have a reason to thank him

Friendly reminder that trans people will never be happy with themselves even if they chop off their dick or get a fake one sewn on. You'll never compare to a real dick or real pussy because our technology isn't that advanced yet.

Have fun with your inevitable suicide.

>>27981776
link? I'm just curious

>>27987414
>unwanted birth of a physical or mental challenged child
captcha 53/50

>>27981321
He claims to be a male...lesbian...but also intersex... But has no external male organs... And transsexual.

Oh boy, he just claimed to be three distinct genders.

>>27991562
>>27982191

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>>27991160
Kindly fuck off to /pol/ sir

Introducing

>>27981157
this thing is a HE?
what experiment went wrong?
it's area 51, isn't it?
failed alien imitation of a human male?

>>27985802
>I have to agree, except for the pro-Lucario stuff
Literally me, but reversed.

>>27992024
That's Chris-Chan. Sonichu's creator.

>>27987851
Better go grab 80kg of enriched uranium and wipe an entire city out of existance.
A worthy suicide.

>>27987414
He's not wrong in this case. Mind you the only reason he cares is because he wants to fuck Barb so his reasoning is still selfish.

>>27990921
>normal and functional
>trans
Bit of an oxymoron, innit?

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>>27987439

>>27981265
>she's a gen iii faggot

DROPPED

It's like she wants her new pussy to remain forever untouched ugh

>>27990921
She went through the sex change. She "transformed" her penis into a working vagina using binaural beats/some /x/ related sound bullshit (i'm guessing the process also involved pcp and a pair of scissors). You can question her intentions, but she did officially commit and go all the way.

>>27981282
Y8NG WWWW WWW4 6KS3

I saved the video number from that thread, fampai

>Male lesbian

Fuck outta here

>>27996191
>t.Sinnohfetus

>>27997179
About as real as a regular lesbian.

>>27991932
SEGA SATURN

>>27996822
>throws the fight

Anon's friend is a faggot

>>27990165
she'll get raped and killed by a nigger someday

>>27987414
The most offensive thing about this post is the arbitrary capitalization.

>>27981157
Newfriend here, didn't this guy vocally denounce homosexuality and LGBT people?

>>27997419
it went

>I hate gays
>gays should be cured
>lesbians are ok though
>they're ok
>i'm a real woman who is lesbian plz date me women

He couldn't get a boyfriend free girl so he became one

>>27997458
You forgot the fact where he was told he had to touch his inner feminine side or so, thus he became a girl.
???

>>27991932
do you have a penis pump

>>27987414
how old is this one? jesus christ he's clearly losing control if he ever had it to begin with

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What would his team be???

>>27989435
>obessed with an imaginary problem in video games
Of all the ways you could have negatively described Gamergate, why did you pick something that not only doesn't apply to them, but applies to the people they are complaining about?

>>27997807
6 Registeel.

>>27997807
>I hate how SJWs go LOOKING for things to be mad about

That one's true though, and I say this as a liberal. It takes a special kind of victim complex to pull bullshit examples of non-existent racism/sexism/any-other-ism out of your ass when there's plenty of actual bigotry and oppression in the world to be legitimately offended by.

I've also accepted I will die alone.

>>27989435
I find it ironic how Kiwifarms way back when it was CWCki forums used to be filled with Tumblrinas and fedora faggots, the people they bitch about now.

>>27996332
nah, chris got her taint pierced (aka the unclit), the piercing got infected, and the wound never healed properly so now she's going to die

>>27997954
>That one's true though
Yes, but I think they joke is that they do the same.

Goddamn, what a disgusting creature.

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>>27997824
>he believes in le evil sjw meme

Nobody that matters cares about SJWs. SJWs don't matter.

>>27997954
I think the issue was not that it's wrong, but that Alt-Right people are hypocrites for saying that.

>>27997807
>Straight white men are the most oppressed people in the world
Not the world, but I'd say they certainly seem to be pretty high on the list in western countries. You'll be shouted down if you openly and publicly speak ill of almost any other group, but defended if you do it to straight white males.

>>27998130
That's some pretty tame oppression.

>>27998120
Not that what you have is even an argument, but I fail to see how it contradicts anything I have said.

>>27998228
Yep, really shows you how good western societies are.

>>27998233
SJWs are no big deal.

>>27998441
Yes, and?

>>27981157
>instinct

>>27997419
He did, but he changed his mind. He even retconned his comics so instead of curing homosexuality, he cures "nombie-zazis".

>>27998472
SJWs are an imaginary problem in video games.

>>27998528
Best retcon ever

>>27998617
Not really, I mean they do exists. You can doubt the severity of the issue all you want, but it's not imaginary.

>>27996822
>the video could not be found
am i fucking it up or did he delete it?

>>27990921
You are cancer to yourself.

>>27998042
that's been going on for like 3 years

I'm talking about recent self mutilation

>>27999380
yeah it's been going on for 3 years, but now it's a gaping hole that looks like a vagina

there's a reason she's wearing pantyliners and it's not because of the binaural beats

>>27999164
make sure you type the right code

Chris didn't upload it, so if it was deleted it was by the anon's friend. must have freaked out when the hit counter on it went up

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>>27996822
>one shot everything except sylveon because choice outrage
kek, he runs flamethrower on bravest bird

>>27995396
Otherwise. Besides, we all have our personal demons.

>>27991160
>have breasts
>have a penis
Its fun you should try it