Ya boi comes up and slaps ya waifu on the ass. What ya gonna do.
What if he is my waifu?
>>27958420
He's slappin another persons ass that isn't yours. Technically cheating. what ya gonna do
>>27958420
Then he smacks himself on the ass
Sounds extremely hot
HAHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
>>27958414
Take my bat and hit him across the head with it.
Break his jaw?
>>27958472
It's ya boi. Who u think it is. ;D
>>27958414
ew what the fuck
don't come near me or my boi ever again tumblr
His hands are so tiny I don't think she would noticed.
>>27958414
Tell my Pokémon to teleport him to far away galaxy.
>>27958617
The virginity and neckbeard is strong with this one
>>27958414
Slap his ass
hit that dab
>>27958746
You're not wrong
>>27958414
That ain't my boi.
And he'd pass right through she because he doesn't exist yet.
>>27958414
>>27958438
>>27958594
>>27958746
>OP decided to go full autism
>"check it out guiz! I'm ya boi, Guzma!"
>anons ridicule OP for the fuckup
>OP forgets where he is and goes for full on fucking damage control
>anons see through all this bullshit
Admit it, OP. You fucked up and fucked up hard, and I hope you learned your lesson..
>>27959619
Neckbeard is even stronger with this one
>>27958414
Shake his hand and do that high-five-shake-to-hug thing guys do.
>>27961783
Fist grip to shoulder pat or an older variation is to grip eachother's forearm and pat shoulder.
>>27960376
>neckbeard
This isn't fucking /b/ /r9k/ or /pol/
>>27958414
> Guzma slaps Rosa's ass
> We both give Guzma a blowjob
Seems like pretty obvious progression.
fuck guzma's punk boipucci
>>27958746
>>27960376
Something smells fishy...