You know the deal

No, I don't know the deal.

>>27945764
Make a pokemon Zodiac, I guess??

Why the fuck is Altaria Aquarius

>>27945764
You don't count.

Is there any based on Tarot Cards?

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>>27945729

>>27945804
Ganymede got abducted by Zeus in the form of an eagle and taken to Olympus to be his butt boy.

why is ampharos aries tho

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>>27945729
>Homestuck

>>27945836
Is there anything Zues wouldn't fuck? He fucked women, men, animals and even inanimate objects. What a fucking cool guy, not like these old geezers YHWH and Allah.

>>27945836
so you picked a random bird, instead of a water-bearer or an actual eagle? What's wrong with you?

>>27946022
>water-bearer pokemon

Like what? Why are you so triggered anon

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>>27945913

>>27945911
It's a ram.

>>27946061
a water type, at least. also
>pisces
>using a single sea serpent instead of two Basculin

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Cancer, literally the worst fucking Zodiac sign. Everything related to me is always SHIT, starting from my birth date. FUCK my life.

>>27946161
Aquarius isn't a water sign.

>>27946061
Ludicolo, Lotad, or Lombre.

>>27946213
The worst sign is Gemini

>>27945804
Aquarius is actually an air sign

>>27945729
Sagittarius is a fire sign so Rapidash Would fit better

>>27946235
>mexican kappa is somehow more relevant

Go away

>>27946246
Agree

>>27945729
>pistol shrimp for cancer

You might be retarded

>>27946272
t. Donald Jewstrin Trump

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Some may find my choices questionable.

>>27946022
Altaria is fine, clouds are just big watery waters.

The next best bet would probably be something like Pellipper

This thread is cancer.

>>27946408
*rimshot*

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>>27946321
Ugh, didn't put enough thought into some of these.
Here's my revised list!

>>27945729
≥Virgo
>not Gardevoir
What's wrong with you?

>>27946496
Pretty biased desu.

>>27946509
Gardevoir would have been better as Libra actually.

>>27946496
Okay you should explain all of these choices.

>>27946321
>>27946496
I kind of get it
>Glalie is Libra because its stats are all balanced
>Whimsicott in Sagittarius because it pierces defenses
>Regigigas is Taurus because it takes a while to gain speed?

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>>27945817
yes http://imgur.com/gallery/FJ0wy

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>>27945913
You called?

>>27946496
>Bouffalant is in Leo and not in Taurus

I... Wait, what?

>>27945831
LOL

>>27947064
>>27945913
Dude please no, not here. I want to get over it.

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>I don't know what the zodiac signs actually represent, or somehow think a sign's element is more important than what it actually represents: the thread: the movie: the video game: the broadway musical: the experience

Step aside faggots, objectively correct zodiac here.

>>27946496
>not having luvdisc and alomomola for pisces

buttscab pls

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>>27947189
You will never escape it.

>>27947326
it keeps happening :o(

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>>27945729
I tried.

Thoughts?

Can you people explain your choices for Libra?

I'm not following some of these

>>27946246
Agreed. She was a fucking whore.

>>27947724
>baltoy - balnces on that one point
>zygarde - balance legendary
>glalie - flat 80 base stat spread

>>27945729
why zebstrika on sagitarius?

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>>27945729

>>27947660
best libra

>>27946496
Where's Alomomola?

your libras are the absolute shittiest possible you maximum autismlords

>>27946321
>Regigiggas is Taurus
>Bouffalant is Leo
?

>>27947102
Bouffalant is a buffalo, not a taurus (bull) like Tauros

>>27946246
But anon, I'm a Gemini, the worst is Capricorn

>>27947230
this mother fucker is the only one in the thread who understands what pisces is supposed to be
>>27947660
except I like the idea of this and I'd totally be on board with that

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>>27946213
Could be worse.
You could be a Cancer, while your first name is literally another Zodiac sign.

I fucking hate everyone who has ever asked me if I'm a Leo.

>>27946321
Why is Grimer Scorpio

>>27945913
Most of those don't even fit the trolls

I feel like something like girafarig would be a better gemini

it bothers me to see two pokémon species representing a single zodiac

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>>27945729
Fixed.

>>27947660
9.5/10.
Failed at pisces.

>>27947230
Do you mind explaining why you picked ludicolo? Also I think mareepboulder be a better fit for Aries. Other than that this looks perfect. I don't get why it took this long to have pyroar for leo.

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the only aries choice. it's not about being a ram, it's about being a hardheaded fuck.

>>27952135
Togetic or togekiss seem to fit the Aquarius theme much better. They're all about helping others and forming strong bonds. They're also flying type. Togetic even kind of looks like a vase.

>>27951949
Cheeky

>>27946542
yea tru

>>27945729
>shrimp
>cancer

>>27946246
Aries is the worst sign

>>27945729
I don't even remember what virgo is or that it existed

>>27946218
>>27946249

This. Why won't you listen?

>>27946246
Agreed. Ex was one and he's kinda moody

I'm a cancer, so I look these up every now and then, and all I find for the Pokemon is always a crab. I know it's supposed to be "cancer the crab" but can you fucking switch it up every now and then

That's really fucking uncanny, I'm Aquarius and altaria is one of my absolute favorites.

Just here rapping all the Scorpio, best sign desu

>>27945913
why would you do this to me

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Fixed

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>>27946213
Death mask is pretty cool

>>27955062
>why are dogs in Pokemon always represented by the likes of Arcanine or Houndoom?!?!
>switch it up! use Golduck or Rotom-Mow!

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>>27946272
>creature literally known for bearing water is somehow less relevant than a fluffy dragon bird

>>27955027
Because the actual concept a sign represents is more important than its element?

>aquarius means water bearer
>but it's an air sign, so it's better represented by a random flying-type than something that actually bears water

By your logic Aries should be Charizard. Who cares if Aries is a ram, it's a fire sign and we don't have a Fire-type ram, so let's make it a fire-breathing lizard instead, that makes way more sense. :^)

>>27945729
>cancer is not krabby

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i'm sorry

>>27955750
I'm alright with this one.

>>27945804
but Op did that

>>27955658
My favorite for Virgo representation so far. Fuck Gardevoir, fuck Florges.

>>27945831
thanks, i litterally thought, if only cancer was crabrawler

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got sprites from deviantart

>>27947230
Best one here, although Krabby could work for Cancer.

Also, I don't know about Saggitarius, but until we get a centaur pokemon it's the best we got

>>27945836
Then why isn't it an eagle pokémon?

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CORRECT ZODIAC

FUCK OFF AUTISTS

>>27947230
>actually cares about astrology
Look at this loser.

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my two cents.

>>27951949
Saint seiya?

>>27951949
Based Saintbro.

>>27945925
YHWH and Allah aren't a different God. And "they" both technically are the Greek God Cronus.

>>27951303
Yeah, you're probably right. What would be best for Pisces? Both Basculin?

>>27950310
i like your name

>>27955658
Homestuck?
I'd use Leavanny for Virgo and Deino for Libra if so. And maybe Duosion for Gemini

>>27962381
Wishiwashi

>>27955531
clouds carry water you dumbo

>>27945913
what hath thou wrought
>>27946321
>>27946496
I feel like a better choice for Pisces would be Alomomola.

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>>27955101
>virgo
>OP

dumbasses, Aquarius is an AIR sign, not water

>>27964755
that's why pelipper fits it's both a flying type and can carry water in its bill

>>27964755
>Aqua
>From latin: Aquarius means Aquarium, a big vase of WATER
>>not water
You are shit.

>>27964876

earth = Capricorn, Virgo, Taurus
Water = Pisces, cancer, Scorpio
Fire = Aries, Leo, Sagittarius
Air = Gemini, libra, Aquarius

Look it up

>>27964836
I agree with Pelipper for Aquarius.

Pellipper doesn't seem very thematically Aquarian imo