>be me >be plaiyng showdown >be doing randombattles

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>be me
>be plaiyng showdown
>be doing randombattles get a throh
>being toxic stalled as hes setting up
>use a move
>ohshititsacrit.jpg
>opponet faints
>brings out a ledian
>encores me into storm throw
>"OMFG ITS A CRIT AGAIN" i say in chat
> this happens like 7 more times
>realise somethings up
>/dt innerfocus (the abilty i had)
>confused.png
>think hey must be getting lucky
>this happens like 9 more times and he kept on locking me into storm throw
>oaky this is wierd
>look at move description "this move will always crit unless blah blah blah"
> feel stupid
>opponet is still freaking out
> cant tell him dont want to look stupid
>little did i know he called the cops
> GET DOWN ON THE GROUND WE KNOW YOUR HAXING THIS GUY
>ohshit.jpg
>tell them it was a move that always crits
>they dont believe me
>my life flashes before my eyes as the cops beat the ever living shit out of me
>i tell them this is just blackface and im white
>still dont believe me and continue beating on me
>my life flashes before my eyes
>i get arrested and they refuse to give me medical care go to jail 17 cracked rips a broken leg and 34 broken bones
>mfw im in jail
>mfw i freaked out over getting like 16 crits in a row on a move that always crits
>mfw i got beaten because i didnt want to look stupid
>mfw i get buttraped in jail
>dies
>feelsbadman.jpg