Assuming that pokeballs do not exist, and that you needed to

The plant ones that only need sunlight to live.

Porygon

A Meowth or a Lillipup. Assuming they can't learn any particularly destructive moves if raised as a pet.

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Some Normal type or a Ghost type that doesn't need souls to eat maybe?
So an Audino or a Duskull should be good.
Or maybe a Chikorita or an Oddish.

Eevee is the perfect pet

>>27938528
Abra, it sleeps 18 hours a day and needs minimal food. It's also highly intelligent and can read minds and teleport around, though that would probably be a pain in the ass.

Many Grass Pokemon only need sunlight and water, growing tropical plants is a passion of mine anyways so that would be fun. A giant plant that can think, move and feel? Sign me up.

Shedinja, another one of my favourites is similarly easy to care for. It doesn't really move around and needs no food either. The problem with ghost Pokemon is rather their tendency to, you know eat your life force. That's creepy as fuck and probably not healthy.

>>27938528
I would expect any humanoid to take care of themselves. Gardevior, Bisharp, Mewtwo, Alakazam, Machamp, Electvire, etc.

>>27938632
I could see putting a large straw hat on Shedinja so you don't accidentally look into its soul-sucking-hole.

Meowth has Payday, literally pays for itself

Turtwig
It's basically just cleaning up after an oversized turtle

Haunter

Houndoom and persian. Houndoom is easy because its a medium-small dog (77lbs)while im used to large ones (120+). persian just seems like a big cat so it should be good

>>27938659
You've clearly never cared for a large turtle before.

I used to raise an alligator snapping turtle that I found in a drainage pipe. Their shits aren't pleasant.

>>27938659
Turtles are messy af though.

Medicham only needs a couple berries

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>>27938528
Technically I'm already caring for an Ekans, albiet larger than an Ekans.

>>27938695
Either that picture is really close up or your snake is fucking gigantic

>>27938739
It is definitely larger than your average house snake. It is roughly the girth of a green anaconda.

>>27938756

Take a photo of its face

>>27938666
Nice trips. Also are you an idiot? Who gives a shit about the weight? Houndoom can BURN your fucking house down, caring for any fire Pokemon would be a hell of work.

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>>27938764
On this PC I only have this from when she was a baby.

>>27938805
>forgot to spoiler
Oh well, sorry mods.

>>27938777
put a muzzle or you know train it. Dogs can kill all the members of your household. all you need is a good breeding line with even tempered parents. although i could see houndooms becoming the new pitbulls with BYBS every corner.
nice trips too

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Completely nonaggressive, presumably photosynthesizes so feeding costs are way down, can heal plants so they can help with the gardening, soothing to be around, provides home security by blunting aggressive feelings, dinosaur.

>>27938805
:3

>>27938887
>Completely nonaggressive
This goes for literally anything raised in captivity.

>>27938895
the other one has a mustache

>>27938666
Giant breed dogs are usually easier than smaller ones because they're so lazy.

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Pretty much unlimited power.

>>27938904
>This goes for literally anything raised in captivity.
Only if they're actually raised competently. There are way too many fuckwits who shouldn't be let within 100' of animals (or Pokemon, I guess). Captivity doesn't imply docility.

Meganium is docile by nature, and it has scents that lower aggression around it, so it would have to undergo some pretty horrifying abuse to make it aggressive - and its scent means that you couldn't be aggressive around it in the first place. On the other hand, if you raise a Houndoom in captivity and mistreat it, your house is reduced to cinders and you end up moving permanently to a burns unit.

>>27938904
I'm sure that a pet Mankey would still be very aggressive given that many of real live primates can keep violent and territorial demeanor despite being raised in captivity.

>>27938998
Big dogs shed though, toy dogs generally don't shed which is a huge bonus.

>>27939016
I guess apes would be an exception. But for the most part captive bred = tame. This goes for anything, even shit like large constricting snakes, alligators, snapping turtles, large spiders, birds, monkeys, foxes, wolves, skunks etc.

Eevees, Audino, Lilligant, Altaria, Braixen or whimsicott

>>27938805

Cute snake.

>>27938528
Either a Roserade, small, only needs sun and water and there are plenty of roses in the garden so we know how to handle them, evrn sentient ones, or a Moewstic (kinda speeks for itself) or just both. And a Vaporeon since we have a lake in the back end of our property.

>>27939128
Thanks! I got the Blood Python because they are the prettiest snakes in my opinion. They are known to be aggressive but she is puppy dog tame.

>>27938904
>Completely nonaggressive
Lmao laugh at this retard

>>27939195
If your pet is aggressive then you raised it wrong. I have lizards, snakes, and even a gator and none of them have ever shown any signs of aggression.

Lopunny, it would live off my semen alone.

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>>27938998
i meant dogs like rottweilers, beauceron , gsd , etc that are part of the working line. im assuming its like a doberman in behavior due to their similarities. then again small dogs are easier to overcome with force

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Fish tanking is a hobby of mine, so I'd likely have a small school of these guys in one of my bigger tanks.

>>27938881
I don't think you could really compare a dog that can blast fire from its mouth and is a dark type to a normal dog that can bite. It's gonna burn everything it can.

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>>27939248
Or you know...
It's so humanoid, hell it's even in the human-like egg group, maybe you can just have it sitting around. Give her so lasagna or something.

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Probably pic related, always been a big fan of birds.

>>27938528
My fav eat steel so it could eat the cans of my food and I could dedicate some time to clean it so yeah I could take care of it, but just one

Assuming Arcanine is as strong enough as depicted (able to carry humans and run at a reasonable pace.) I'd probably have that. Reliable transportation that also serves as a great pet.

If not probably an umbreon.

Meditite only eats a berry a day (its evolution even less so) and would only need some peaceful and quiet space to meditite and exercise.

>>27939871
Aron?

>>27938528
Sableye eats gems. That's expensive as fuck.

Porygon2 is really convenient on the other hand. Can help you out with your computer, doesn't need food and learns Recycle, which shits on conservation of energy and lets you repair broken stuff.

>>27940156
Just give him cheap gems

>>27938528
Gogoat is my fav, and having a goat wouldn't be so bad. Plus can ride it everywhere which is huge bonus.

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>>27938528
Which one of you poorfags can't take care of another person?

I'd probably choose a fairy type. I could see morelull or a flabebe being pretty easy to take care of. They're pretty tiny and probably only need to eat things like berries, fruits and veggies to eat. Morelull would just need to go for walks.

>>27940183
Even the cheapest gems will likely still cost an assload. It's not like you can just toss him one piss opal and expect him to be fed for a month or something.

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>>27938528
If my current real world rules apply, none. No pets allowed in my apartment and sentient plants or objects would probably fall under the same rule.
As a kid I had rabbits, birds and cats though, so stuff like Buneary, Swablu or Skitty should all be feasible. I always wanted a dog though, so if I moved to an adequatly sized home I would definitely want to get a Growlithe.
I know it's fire, but pokedex entries call it friendly, loyal and obedient to their trainers. With their barking at intruders and fiercely guarding their territory part, they technically just act like general guard dogs. If I get a good trained one or go with a puppy to some pokemon equivalent dog training it should work.

>>27940230
>taking a friendly sentient mushroom for a walk

C-cute!

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I imagine this guy shouldn't be too difficult to take care of

Swampert. I already own a pool, would just let him chill in there. How hard could it be?

>>27939833
Yeah, small birds would work well. Pidove would probably make a good pet.

Looking at this thread I'm thinking:
Cats or dogs that are normal types, so herdier, meowth, etc
Rodents: again more normal types, ratata, bunaery, etc
The above of other types if you can think of some exceptions, for example the meowstic line would probably do fine in captivity but I'm not sure pikachu would be safe with all its electricity. Ash gets shocked a ton, that can't be good for his heart.
Small reptiles and amphibians: ekans might work, no others come to mind but certainly something else could too
All grass types: feeding would be easy, only real requirement is a backyard for them to hang out in
Fish/ water types: this would be harder than grass but possible if you have a large aquarium or lake available
All humanoids: they would basically take care of themselves, in fact I don't know why they would refer to you as their master when they're clearly sentient and often times much more intelligent. I smell a case of pokemon rights. Or maybe pokemon like alakazam secretly run all politics behind the scenes

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>>27941427
>Or maybe pokemon like alakazam secretly run all politics behind the scenes
I'd more say mons like Hypno do

>>27941461
>>27941427
>tfw Ditto have infiltrated the upper echelons of society
>they can make you disappear and replace you with a copy and no one will know

>>27941562
Nah mate, the beady eyes will give it away so I guess they already took over England :^)

>>27941695
Only in the anime.

>>27938528
something something aggron
something something about neighbour's car

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Probably Gardevoir and/or Gothitelle. I wouldn't be able to keep a constant eye on them due to work and all. But since they're humanoid and psychic, they can look after themselves. I wouldn't even have to leave food out. They'll be able to reach it with their psychic power. They're intelligent, understanding, empathetic, and so less likely to rage and accidentally set the house on fire, wreck someone's car, or tear someone's arm off.

>>27941427
I don't think psychic pokemon would really like to be someone's pet. Maybe more of a roommate or friend.

>>27938887
Chikorita is my favorite evo line, so I would love a meganium as a pet

Probably a whooper wouldn't be too bad to take care of

>>27942423
If they don't pay rent they might as well be a pet.

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>>27938528
she can survive on my cummies

>>27938805
She's so pretty, anon.

>>27938681

Do you have any pics? Where did you keep him?

>>27940257
you ever heard of quartz?

>>27938887
>>27938904
It can't be completely non aggressive, or else it wouldn't routinely engage in violent bloodsport.

>>27942195
and you can fuck them

Ditto.

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>>27940156
>>27940183
>>27940257
>>27945361

>Sableye eats gems. That's expensive as fuck.

I had to look this up, but Sableye eats "Rocks and Raw Gemstones"- which translates into "Silicate Minerals", so Sableye actually eats (roughly speaking) anything that falls into that category: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silicate_minerals
With that said though: Quartz is like 8-10 dollars a pound, so it might be best to keep Sableyes in the wild where they belong.

Anyway with that said I'm with these anons:
>>27941427
>>27938545
>>27938632
>>27938887
>>27940303

Plant pokemon seem like the coziest and most inexpensive sort of pokemon to take care of feed, house and keep happy (which might actually explain why Bulbasaur and the like are always described as being easy to take care of and growing quickly).

I want to say Bulbasaur, but realistically that fucker would live FOREVER and grow HUMONGOUS.
I think a Hoppip would be ideal for me.

Ghosts. All they would need to eat are dreams.

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Colosseum made me want these two as pets.

>>27950046
i couldn't because i have no dreams haha

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The best one

A Porygon pet would be great. Imagine all the possible modifications for it, plus how useful it'd be: just tell it to go onto the internet himself and find your fetish porn, or scroll a page for you so you can just sit back and relax without tiring your hands. Plus, you could probably lock it in the computer if you needed to, so if you ever got tired of him or had sexually abused him you could just power off the computer and keep him in a sort of suspended animation and he'd just be there waiting for you when you came back.

>>27950383

>sexually abuse

don't get pets you sick fuck

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>>27938528
Heliolisk because: Free energy and free sex

>>27950174

Everyone has dreams. You just don't remember yours

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>Wanting to fuck your pets.

>>27950174
Same for me. Or so it seems. We still dream. It's just that we can't remember it.

Plus, who said they would have to eat MY dreams?

>>27950529
Sexually abusing a Porygon would be a victimless crime. You could just delete him, or erase his sexual abuse memories. Besides, even if he did remember it, pokémon love their trainers, so he'd probably be ok with it.

It's not like I'd only have sex with him though, I'd treat him nice and write nice extensions for him in a custom-built common lisp to porygon code compiler.

>>27951508
Fuck off from this comfy thread edgelord.

>>27951548
I'm not being an edgelord, I just think having sex with a porygon would be cool. You could literally modify him to look like a perfect boyfriend.

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>>27938528
Raichu would comfortably fit in a house, and car if you want to bring it places, and I can't imagine it eating more than a large dog. It would be manageable.

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They barely eat, they barely move, they barely do anything at all. It'd be perfect for a pet and perfect for cuddling.

>>27951737
>perfect for cuddling
I don't know anon, I kind of imagine slowpoke as being slick and slimy, or at least damp

>>27951802
like s/he said, perfect

>>27950685
jesus

>small
>provides electricity
>comfy to hug assuming it can control static
>light source
>could probably just use electricity for food

Granted it'd run up the electric bill, but considering it can power things it probably evens out

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I would carry it around in my pocket like a sugar glider

>>27950685
The only thing the guy did wrong was *forcing* himself into his animal, just like *forcing* yourself into someone is wrong (it's rape). If he had done it gently and lovingly, he could have a perfectly fine relationship with his dog.

Don't hate cross-species love just because of a rapist.

>>27938528
any of the reasonably sized, non-ratite-like bird pokemon (e.g. no doduo)

been working with birds for a long time, they're easy. having one that would be actually trainable (as opposed to just a feed-me agreement like in falconry) would make it even easier.

>>27951690
picachu and all the fake picachus and small rodents are exelent: rodents are easy to feed, they are small so it means small amount of food, great choice for small houses also very cute

I will love to have a nidorina or a buneary, I always loved buns, cute and easy to maintain

>>27951737
a literal cushion

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>>27952142
>being ok with bestiality
>"cross-species love"

honestly? just die.

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>>27952142

>>27952142
rape is a human concept, don't exist

>>27953449
>>27953698
>>27953736
What's the difference between loving your pet and loving your boyfriend? I'm explicitly against *raping* an animal, which is what the other guy did. All I'm saying is that people who love across species don't deserve to be lumped in with that human trash that rapes animals, just like not every muslim aligns themselves with ISIS.

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>>27954635
do you realize how fucking disgusting and stupid you sound?
think about it, take all those words you just shat out and really think about them.

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>>27954750
he/she is actually true anon...

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>>27954956
this person is defending having sex with animals like it's normal, don't you see something wrong with that??

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>>27954635

>>27954978
is making a difference between rape and consensual sex, mo matter the species and genders, there is no way to contain love, is a very complex question

>>27955068
animals cannot consent to sex with humans you fucking retard

>>27955068
are you seriously this fucking retarded

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>>27939774
>>27939248

Just ask her if you want to touch those fluffy ears and don't let anyone else do it
It kicks when that happens and those kicks can bend Steel plates
Or at least that's what the Pokedex says

trubbish

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>>27955108
>>27955129
so, all animals in the nature are always raped?

>>27955289
Yes, have you never witnessed a cat being impregnated? The male practically hurts the female just trying to keep it from running by use of claws or teeth.

>>27955393

don't forget the dick barbs

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>>27955393

>>27955454
>reddit meme
How is this applicable in this situation?

>>27955470
>>27953736

>>27954750
>disgusting and stupid

do you know what was also disgusting and stupid 50 years ago? being gay

think about what I'm saying. what is wrong with making an animal feel good in a gentle way? what's wrong with licking/sucking a dog off? I agree 100% that it's not normal, of course, but why do you believe there's something wrong with it?

If you want to really get down to it, it's just an animal at the end of the day. Like in the porygon example, if you actually hurt it or damage it emotionally, you can always have it put down to end its pain.

>>27955656
>have sex with an animal against their will
>if you actually hurt it, you can always have it put down
You're literally going to potentially cause an animal's death because you have the insane notion you can have sex with animals. You're absolutely retarded.

>>27950685
That's messed up

>>27938695
>clicked on spoiler image fully expecting a dick pic

>>27954635
Human sex with animals is wrong

Human sex with pokemon is a-ok.

>>27955683
1 - I didn't say I'm actually doing it or planning on doing it. It is an illegal act which I am obviously not condoning or endorsing.

2 - What part of what I said is false?

3 - You (someone) said before that animals can't consent, presumably due to not having a will of their own. How can you have sex with them against their will then? As long as you're loving & caring & don't hurt them, what's the harm?

>>27955721
Even then it depends on the type of pokemon. A slowpoke that has no idea what's going on is not ok. A gardevoir that telepathically consents is a-ok.

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I would adore raising a Heracross. Bug pokemon seem like they would be extremely simply to care for, due to most being very small, or having a very simple diet, and raising a Heracross would also give me a little bug buddy with the strength of a fucking bulldozer.

I might even clear out some space around the house to build a shed or a room where I can raise other bug types, like Weedles and Paris.

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How hard would taking care of this be?

>>27955767
Exactly so. A Pikachu can consent to sex, but it's not really proper to stuff your dick in a small rat! But if your Charizard or Ampharos is craving the D, they could consent and handle a dicking.

>>27938805
best snek

>>27955811
you're the kind of person who gets a husky puppy thinking that it's easy to care for because it's a puppy aren't you?

>>27955830
No.

>>27955811
No more different from caring for a normal bird. Swablu are very comfortable with humans, and will even sit on a persons head even if they don't know them, so you'd have no trouble at all finding one and befriending it. The real trouble I imagine would be the cleaning portion, since a Swablu will clean dirty spots all the time, you would need to keep checking it's wings to make sure they aren't too dirty, and when they do get dirty you have to thoroughly wash them.

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>>27954635
>>27954750
This will be the normal view in 15-20 years if nothing is done about it

They already legalized this "consenting animal" shit in Canada, it's messed up.

>>27950640
That's literally where the concept of dream eating comes from. Whenever you can't remember a dream is because a ghost ate it. (Japanese Folklore weirdness)

>>27955934
Well, Canada does have a best selling book about a woman fucking a bear.

>>27955934
They legalized that shit in Canada?
How do they know when an animal gives consent?

>>27955983
Is it biting your dick?
No?
It's good to go.

>>27955289
>animals cannot consent to sex with humans
>sex with humans
>humans
learn to fucking read

>>27956303
newsflash: humans are animals and cross-breeding happens in nature

>>27956337
stop trying to convince me that sex with animals isn't fucking gross you complete dunce.
listen, if you can't get laid and you fuck animals to make yourself feel better, whatever you autistic shitlord.

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Give me the skinny on how this can be done

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I've always been fond of psychic and steel types. I would have a Metagross, raised from a Beldum of course, and it is both super intelligent and fully takes care of itself.

I'd also love to have an Onix or Steelix, which while not intelligent are still easily taken care of and rideable without complaint. I'd probably be able to ride my Metagross, but due to his intelligence it would pretty much be down to whether the Metagross wanted to or not, not up to me.

The Metagross would be a great herder for my Steelix and Onix actually, taking care of them for me and working with me in a way I'd want.

As for fucking (which I know is what you're all waiting for) I'd like to go with a pretty male Gardevoir.

>>27956420
Do you even know how big they are?

>>27939408
I had a rescued doberman, she was amazing. They seem to be great dogs.

The breathing fire on command can only be a bonus

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>>27956496
Yes. My backyard actually has enough land to support the Onix thing, and like anyone would do shit about Onixes tunneling through the park wherever they want.

Also Metagross is like the size of a car so yeah he would live outside and do as he pleases.

>>27939608
>They still try and do the School Forme
>But it's much tinier

C-CUUTE

>>27938805
Can you not take a pic of the snake at the moment? Is it like how you can only put a t-shirt on a baboon if it allows you to?

>>27945361
Quartz is cursed, it's really the worst. Someday it'll be sand, that will be grand. Dance party forever.

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Probably not much longer than 6 feet ("height" is something like 4', but I assume that's just vertical), can probably be taught safe ways of climbing me (i.e. low risk of deadly constriction), and, being Grass-type, can probably supplement their diet with sun.
Also incredibly cute, and probably more of a constrictor compared to the viper-like ekans/arbok/seviper
Plus, fun Halloween costume if you don't mind "accidentally" squeezing you hard a bit afterwards.

>>27956838
Serperior are 10'10''.

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>>27956951
Close enough. Plus, might keep the area somewhat pest-lowered, possibly excepting bugs.

eecee and whisicott

But guys, what about Geodude? Literally a pet rock. Seriously.

Also Tropius, it's fruit are edible and delicious.

>>27955732
It's actually not obvious that you're neutral toward sex with animals. If you were, why are you spending so much time arguing people who believe sex with animals is wrong? To me, your argument, it's analogous to raising a foster child and then saying it's okay to have sex with them even if they consent as long as you're gentle and caring.

Go die.

>>27957253
I believe since you OWN a pet you should be able to have sex with it, as your property. I've had sex with my pet rock PLENTY of times, with no complaints, she's still healthy as can be.

Just kidding, after the third time it actually broke in half, RIP Dwayne I'll never forget you

>>27938528
>Whimsicott and Medicham
Favorite mons, and I imagine they're very low maintenance

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>This goes for literally anything raised in captivity.
O I guess that's why we're all keeping bears and tigers and it's just perfectly fine and nothing ever goes wrong. Why bother with years of selectively breeding for domestication, just raise it in captivity and it's harmless.