ITT we pretend it's Gen 8

Picking the cow cause it's my favourite animal

if only the bird wasnt there i would like them

cactile a bro

water birb meme please stay dead

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>>27935147
THAT COW

Hopefully the fire starter stays quadruped and doesn't become another fire/fighting type.

>>27935163
>>27935161
but the bird is only good one

the cow is kind of okay, but bad for a starter

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>Australia region
who ready

>>27935187
it'll obviously be Fire/Fairy

>anti-zodiacfags will still claim there's no pattern

The Bird is the best of the three, as it needs to be to follow my recurring starter choice pattern
The Cow is 2nd best
The Grass starter is garbage as usual

Gen 8 turned out as expected

>>27935189
>the cow is bad for a starter
you shut your cinnamon bitch mouth that thing is adorable

>has wings
>automatic flying dual type
every time

>>27935203

>The Grass starter is garbage
Shit taste. You're the reason we don't get good starters like Gen 1 anymore, furfag.

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Which version are you picking, bros?

>>27935218
Torchic

>>27935231
Zero.
Infinity is not a feasible amount, therefor inferior.

Infinityfags can fuck off.

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New Legendary
Brigg Fire/Electric
Old Legend says it was born in huge fire caused by single thunderbolt from sky. It feeds on plantlife, aqnd it's known to eat whole forests in days.

>>27935256
finally good, simple designs again
gen 8 already best gen

>>27935222
the only exceptional grass starter I've ever seen is Sage's Grass Hummingbird
These fan designs are good because the grass starter is bad like they always have been, including Gen 1

>>27935231
to infinity and beyond

>>27935286
>shitting on Bulbasaur
>shitting on Turtwig
>shitting on Chespin
wew

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>>27935147
Those are fake. These were revealed at the direct

>>27935297
>fake leaks from gen 7
shit bait

>>27935297

>Wanting another Grass goat

>>27935293
>shitting on Bulbasaur
>shitting on Turtwig
>shitting on Chespin
Exactly
Snivy is literally the only good looking 1st stage Grass starter done by GF
Rest are mediocre or shit

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New octopus Pokemon revealed!

>>27935187
>Implying
We have two cows in Pokémon thus far. One's a biped, one's a quadruped. Could go either way, and I'd be fine with either.

I don't think that fighting's on the table, though. And, actually, looking at the bird and the lizard, I think Game Freak might finally have done the intelligent thing and had the secondary typings form a triangle going the OTHER way:

Rock for the cow beats flying on the bird, flying on the bird beats fighting on the lizard, fighting on the lizard beats rock on the cow.

>>27935317
horrible taste on all fucking levels

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>>27935322 Sorry for shity pic but I saw this guy on demo game presented on PEGU Grass/Psychic

>>27935147
I hope roastbeef wont end up like emboar

>>27935277
Are you serious? It looks like my moms mutant rat with charizard-x flame

>>27935147
>Cactile
Literally my two favorite things together, 11/10 would use
>Fervox
Adorable as fuck
>Drenchik
The thing on the head ruins it, definitely the worst out of the three

>>27935317
>this shit taste
Greninjafag spotted.

>>27935154
we need more cow pokemon

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Squilitter is supposed to be a squire, litter is what you call plant material on the forest floor. So he picks up a couple sticks and pretends it's sword. His final evo is a knight, maybe gets steel typing. Named Equirrel, after Equites, Knights in Ancient Rome. His tail curls over to look like a plume when he evolves.

Flarab is a dung beetle, the design is based off some ancient Egyptian shit about the scarab re-creating the world or some shit. He collects dung, sets it on fire for warmth and protection. He's also fucking buff for a bug. Final evo is called Scaraoh.

Barracunda is obviously a barracuda, plus the word undulate which describes the motion of waves. It could also mean "unda" because what he does is camouflage as the water and then pull unsuspecting swimmers underwater. He's just a prankster though who enjoys seeing the scared look of swimmers as he releases them and they flee, cackling to himself. Secretly he craves companionship. Final evo resembles a sea serpent that likes to shake ships for shits and giggles. Named Waviathan.

as you can see I kind of have an old world vibe here, maybe this could be a gen that takes place in a different time period

>>27935576
I GOT A FEVER

>>27935541
Nope, Greninja is bad too

>>27935246
Zero is the exact percentage of your odds of having a girlfriend. Team Infinity 4 life!

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New platypus is adorable

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>>27935629
Same with thorny devil

>>27935629
>>27935584
>>27935638
>Pokemon Clover
NO THANKS

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These were the Gen 8 starters all along, it was all planned since SM.

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Love the cow but I know it's going to become another firefighter biped piece of shit so hopefully the other two will have more interesting evos

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Post fake cows

>>27935297
im so mad that the water salamander is fake

his design is fucking 10/10

>>27935147
FINAL EVOLUTION TYPES LEAKED

>GRASS/POISON
>FIRE/FAIRY
>WATER/FLYING

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>>27935616

>>27935658
I want to hug that first stage

>>27935147
GIVE ME THE COW

Grass and fire starters look dumb, Water starter looks cool. Gotta go with the cow though, always pick the fire starter

>>27935638
>thorny devil pokemon
God I never knew I needed this until now

>>27935610
>he picked fennekin
wew

>>27935147
Wow, we have sunken to a new low. These are worse than Gen 5.

>>27935147
Watch it be another bidepal fire/fighting. Cactile is pretty cool, bird is dumb. Just like gen 7

>>27937144
But for real though, when we do eventually get a fire cow starter (and we almost definitely will) it's totally going to be a minotaur. They already have a mythical creature to base it on. I'm looking forward to fire snake to be honest.

>>27935317
>Implying that torterra is shit
Kill yourself firefag.

>>27935161
Agreed. I like the other two, but the bird just throws it off.

>>27937192
It's not the worst I've ever seen, I just don't think it would make a great starter.

>>27935317
Shit taste confirmed.

>>27935147
I unironically like all of these. I don't like the lizards mouth, but he's still rad. The bird is mediocre but simple enough to be acceptable. Would train the shit out of any of them if their final form was at least as good as they are.

>>27935471
This.

>>27935147
They are fake, check this out http://marix20.deviantart.com/art/Aurina-Starters-628150763

>>27935638
>>27935629
>>27935193
why do fakemon consistantly look better than the official ones released wishiwasdead

What went wrong? Remember gen 6 and it's fabulous starters. Popplio was so cool!

>>27937355
>mermaid fucker

>>27935147
Fire/Fairy Cow is new Miltank but more hellish.

>>27935297
No, now fuck off

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These can't be real, they look way too good. Didn't the fakers learn from gen 7?

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>>27938005
>implying ballio was good
>ever

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CHECK SEREBII

>>27937291
Fakers only have to design one to three Pokémon, generally maxing out at nine if they're doing three full starter lines, compared to nearly one hundred per game that Game Freak does. Look at complete fan games, and there will be a lot of shit designs in there, even if they have some good ones.

Moreover, people producing fakemons are generally designing for an older demographic, rather than for children. So they can push in design directions that might not sell as well in the actual series.

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>>27939181
>poor gamefreak and their billion dollar franchise have to design all these monsters by their lonesomes

>>27935147
They're evos can't be worse than the disgusting human-based ones Gen 7 starters got

If the fire calf becomes bipedal trash instead of a badass quadrupedal firebull, I cancell my preorder

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new bug line
last evolution based on rock/paper/scissor/

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new snake line

>>27939976
If they didnt have arms i would train

why is everything in this thread infinitely better than what we've seen for gen 7 so far?

>>27935147
Worst starters ever jesus fucking christ hello neopets

Fakemon threads are constant reminder that /vp/ has horrible taste. Nice neopets.

>>27940046
fucking lmao

>>27940092
This is bait

>>27940092
I was going to say that reddit has the real bad taste, and then i remembered where I was.

>>27935147
>>27939912
these are great.

>>27940092
yea these designs can't compete with a sandcastle

Do you guys think they will bring back megas since they dropped them in gen7?

>>27940308
Nice reaching bud.

>>27937291
>>27939181
Plus people here only post tend to post the ones they liked, and that makes it look like fan artists do better than the officials. In reality for every good fakemon there's about 10-15 awful ones.
But of course it's always a pain when you find that really great one and you know it will never be in the game.

Leaker here again. My friend just captured a Lilfella!

>>27936329
https://youtu.be/ZUsARF-CBcI?t=228

coolest part of thorny devils imo

>>27942877
the part I was talking about starts at 3:48

>>27939976
I fucking hate the eyes on the middle evo. You see those all the time in fakemon and they're rucking hideous.

I dislike all of them

>>27937251
no Fucking shit faggot
its a pretend thread

>>27935147
Picking Cactile because it's Grass' turn of being a waifumon

>>27935147
>literally my mom's lizard, cow, and bird
ugh, gen 8 is already worst gen

>>27935323
Miltank and...?

>>27939088
Oh fuck i remember this hahaha. Nice dubs

>>27937291
Ever noticed how all "good" fakes look like animals?

>>27935644
newfag confirmed, you don't even know what PokeAus was

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>>27935362

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Regional bird