This guy slaps your ass. What do you do?

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>>27919656
>Eject Sperm
>Ask for writing job

Bend over.

get naked

>>27919656

>I don't know! (laughs)

Unzip my dick and hope he'll offer me a job other than blow or hand.

>>27919701
wtf is that?

Let him do it again

>>27919656
it's funny because usually the post goes like this:
>this guy slaps your gf's ass. What do you do?
but OP knows that no one on /vp/ have a girlfriend :^)

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>>27919784
Ring Worm, terrifying creature

Punch him

Unzip his dick and slurp it up like an asian slurps ramen noodles.

>>27919953
>Unzip his dick
Is this a meme?

>>27919656
Let him do it again 2bh

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best husbando

>>27919784
>Unzip my dick
What the fuck?? Kill yourself, underage.

>>27920554
>Being a fucking newfag
Please kill yourself, fucking summer

>>27919656
Tell him I'll trade a job for a job.

>>27920554
Your dick doesn't unzip?
How do you keep it clean?

I am being sexually assaulted so I defend myself with deadly force using my legally concealed weapon. Pokémon is better off now.

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>>27920554
>he doesn't know how to unzip his dick
Don't worry anon i'll help you with that