if I pull the tag off, will it die?

>not cutting the tags off all your plushies
why

More importantly, was it made in china?

>>27916727
no worse, it's made in america

>>27916693
illegal to remove under federal law, criminal scum

>>27916714
>>27916727
>they don't get the joke

It would be extremely painful

>>27916786
you're a stuffed toy, you can't feel pain

>>27916780
answer the question

>>27916786
4 U

>>27916693
Pulling the tag off probably triggers his evolution.

>>27916780
>implying it's hardly fun anymore after years and years of daily threads about it on almost every fucking board

>>27916786
You're a big Mon.

>>27916780

AHAHAHAHA 4UUUU XD SO FAHNNY JOKE I LITERALLY SHIT MYSELF WITH LAUGHTER PFFTHAHAH

>>27916808
So it becomes a big guy?

>>27916819
For you

>>27916835
Of course

>>27916835
>pull the tag off
>stands up in pain and evolves
>starts crushing everything to death with bear hugs

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>>27916786

>>27916835
For u

>>27916877
>stuffin only evolves when the 3ds gyroscope detects rapid movement while levelling up

>>27916877
>hugs so strong it can break your back

OH GO DID WE MEME MAGIC BANE INTO PKEMON

>>27916714
>cutting the tags
>not leaving it in pristine condition

>>27916780
I never played undertale, faggot

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>>27916780

>>27916780
>hurr dey don't my ebin Baneposting ahurrhurr prbly newfags xDDDD

>>27916693
it's a dildo u fucktard

Who else is naming him bane now?

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>do not remove under penalty of law

>>27916727
Made in Alola

>>27916693
>>27916780
>>27916786
>>27916806
>>27916819
>>27916835
>>27916836
>>27916860
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.


I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" CIA agent guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


Forever...

>>27916693
I hope so

>>27916693
>nowhere in the description is the tag mentioned
damn, I really wanted to read their excuse for this

>>27918051
I'm crying

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>>27918051

>>27916714
Disgusting

Where does the tag go when it evolves?

>>27920425
It evolves at max Amie affection after you pull the tag off

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>>27918459
done

>>27918051
SOMEONE GET THIS FIRE TYPE OUTTA HERE

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>>27916727

>>27918051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9vUGYE7u2s

>>27918051
Are you okay? Do you need to lie down?

>>27923032
>Catalog
It's a pasta

it will orgasm in an explosion of pleasure.

>>27918051
hothead please

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>>27922277
Nice Trip-Dub combo

If it hates being touched, will it be impossible to play with in Amie, like Slugma?

>>27923835

confirmed to be made in yet to be made poke-China region

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Was getting caught part of his plan?

I hate to say it but this shit Bewear line has grown on me. Not a must-use, but its still a nice addition to the pokemon family once you accept its concept. Its different.. And yes the tag and also the placement of it needs an explanation. Refuse to believe it just randomly grows out of every single stuffuls' ass.

>>27916752
""""""Misconception"""""

>>27917487
>>27917487
>>27917487
>>27917487

>>27916826
Fuck off.