ITT: Bizzaro /vp/

>>27900000
Fuck off, this is a digimon board

OP is a smart and wonderful person!

>>27900000
Thanks for the quality thread OP. Please take good care of yourself.
Shit singles tho

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>>27900000
what are you talking about. he's won EVERY league. It's kinda boring actually.

I wish they would break away from the formula.

Also him dragging around a harem of girls is getting old he should drop a few off.

>>27900000
well he has pents so we have to pretend this isnt a shitpost apparently

Pokemon based on animals are literally the worst thing ever

>>27900020
blobbos?

I'm really excited for the new Pokemon GO update, can't wait for them to add Johto Pokemon!

>>27900037
Haven't you forgotten about Serena? It's pretty much confirmed she has no feelings for Ash.

>>27900000
checked

>>27900000
pents confirm we're but a mockery in the monitor of the great neackbeard in the sky

>>27900103
you know they can't deviate from the formula. she's going to go full deredere and come to a sudden realization of her feelings at the last minute just like always.

All of the alola forms are good!

I'm glad they got rid of megas. It makes the game so much more fun!

>>27900103
>Serena
Fuck off, everyone knows Iris is best girl. This is NOT up for discussion

Wow, Pokemon SM is so good!

>>27900000
That's not how bizarro vp works

On bizzarro vp, ash still would have lost but no one would shitpost about it.

I am going to FUCK Iris!

>>27900000
Poppmaid,Luchalitten and Robinhoot are Real.

How do we nerf Ash? He has won everything in the last 20 years...

>>27900152
No all of the Alola forms are bad and pointless. I especially HATE Alola Raichu but at least the lore they give for its psychic powers is well thought out.

>>27900262
I think he should leave Pikachu at Oak's next season. He's just been dragging the team down and I don't know why they keep him.

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>>27900000
HEYYEYEYEYEYEYEE

I love Pokemon!

>be Ash
>win 6 leagues
>lose some stupid Orange League in the middle of nowhere against a literal who

ANIMETARDS????

>>27900357
>Pikachu dragging the team down
>Pika did more work than Memefrog

>>27900094
This, maybe it marks the possibility of the off-chance in which they actually add gen 1

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>>27900468
YOU BROKE THE SPELL

>>27900468
I know! And it still fucking lost everitiem. Talk about jobbing

>>27900453
This, christ! I can't believe a ditto whose only difference from pikachu was less hp actually defeated pikachu AND fucking charizard after he had ravaged drake's team

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>>27900000
i cant believe ash won again. he is such a fucking gary stu, its been 20 fucking years and he is just plowing through league after league after league. just fucking turn him into a gym leader already and be done with the anime at this point. cant fucking stand this shit anymore.
and yes, I am still mad at him evolving his clefairy. its supposed to be the fucking mascot of the genre, yet he just goes ahead and turns it into a clefable

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Good SM looks so shitty.

XY had everything, a great region, nearly 200 Pokemon, and one of the best rivals to date.
And don't even get me started on Team Flare, they're flawless.

SM looks like it's gonna be BW all over again with the severe lack of genwunn pandering we all love.

>>27900211
What are you talking about?
They were confirmed fake when mallow was announced

It sure is nice how Noivern has a flawless win rate

I hope Ash doesn't get replaced for the next generation, he is a good trainer.

Why did they turn Special Attack and Special Defense into one Special stat after Gen 3?

When is Bonnie going to go away? Max was the better kid.

Wow Goodra, you finally got your first 2 wins :)

>>27900103
She even bitches about even being in his presence. Why is she traveling with them again?

I love being here

>>27900262
>wanting to nerf our mary sue
Don't you know he needs to win a league every time to let kids know that you can achieve anything if you strive hard enough? Or do you want kids to be failures?

>>27900000
Ash wins every league, but that's to be expected when they throw jobbers like Tobias and Alan or whatever the fuck his name is at him.

>>27904131
Clemont is losing Serena to Ash in the Team Diantha Arc, screenshot this faggots.

GF should stop making pokemon games for consoles and finance Niantic!

>>27900000
He won every time you stupid fuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j058sow3qfU

>>27900000
I wanna fuck IRIS

G.oodra is male

>>27906124
Yea, goodra is male

>>27900000
>ash loses again
>people are shocked

how? it's just the way it is

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>>27900000
you get a banner

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>>27906065
This really was the worst battle ever, people really thought jobzard was going to win ?

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When are we getting the Hilda and Rosa cameos for Kalos? They were best girls of BW series.

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>>27907579
...

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:)

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>pents

Noice.

Congrats Ash!

>>27900000
Why are the furfag threads so great?

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