Ashfag Memorial Thread

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>Kalos League Victory is in the title, of course that means Ash wins! No other league episode title has this!
>Alola doesn't have gyms or a league, of course that means Ash wins! He won't have a chance to win in the future!
>It's the 20th Anniversary, of course they'll let Ash win for maximum overhype!
>He has 48 Gym Badges, of course that means Ash can beat that guy who started collecting last week!
>Who cares if Alan beat one Elite Four and almost a second, Ash beat the Champion's ace Mega with Greninja!
>He has the best league team this time around, of course Ash will win with some of the strongest Pokemon in Kalos!
>Alan's teamcomp is literally shitmons, of course Ash will beat some nobody with a fucking Unfezant!
>Alan lost most of his team, of course Ash can beat Mega Memezard with the rest of his pokemon!
>He has OP Narutofrog and Level 100 Pikachu, of course he can out-asspull Mega Memezard!
>Alan's at a type disadvantage, of course Ash will beat him with an equally-powerful starter mon!