New thread.
this link cosplayer bitch needs to get syriand
They showed literally nothing new with the Splatoon section.
It's safe to say this event isn't going to be revealing anything new for any games. Pretty sure it's just a German Nintendo circlejerk.
>ZELDA SHIT
END IT
>>27881677
Probably don't even have to wait for a translation. A youtube video containing all of the new shit will probably come out immediately after.
>>27881727
>lisping and spitting
wtf kind of german are you thinking of?
I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door..
>>27881648
You already stole mine
>>27881722
Charizard with a leaf bra.
THIS IS AWFUL
THESES PICS ARE LITTERALLY FROM INSTAGRAM REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw Germany has no qt treehouse waifus to save the stream
Ja pierdole
ZELDA GAMUR GUUUUURRRRLZZZ
MAKE IT STOP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>27881733
so fucking tired of seeing this everywhere: WERE
What if Zelda WERE a girl?
>Zelda monopoly
Fucking germans jews with all those monopoly games.
>that weak applause
was that link statue making the meme nicholas cage "ya think" face?
>tfw you will never be this autistic
I feel like it's time to go jerk off until Pokemon info.
This shit is so dumb and lame.
> Gamescon is Tumblr now
WHERE IS POKEMON YOU FUCKING NAZIS
streaming fan art
this is hilarious, what a disaster
>>27881789
THIS IS GOLD
keine Lust den thread zu lesen
wurd schon was geleakt?
>>27881732
Nah chill
Athena's great, your only angry at DD's easy difficulty
>>27881640
No.
I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.
Morimoto!!!!!!
DONG DING
>>27881599
>>27881599
>>27881599
>>27881599
this
also, checked
>"Who wants to play the new Zelda game? I'd like that, too. Would be nice."
Holy shit.
Look at all those people with Picachu hat that don't give a fuck about all the other Nintendo IP and just want to see SM footage.
Cute boy in crowd spotted
It's 3:30 fucking am here
POKEMON WHEN?
habbening?
MORIMOTO
IT'S TIME
MORIMOTO TIME
HAPPENING1
POkEMON TIME
>>27881747
It's 2 am what's the fuck am I supposed to do
HERE HE IS
>>27881764
Topkek
That's even better!
MORIMOTO YES
>>27881648
THERE HE IS!
MORIMOTO
>>27881648
>Morimoto arrives
FUCKING FINALLY
CHINESE DELIVERY SECOND ASSAULT
>POKEMON
HERE WE GO
>Those Zelda "collections"
Holy shit, even I have more then them and I don't even like Zelda that much,
>>27881766
I could think of a few
MIYAMOTOOO
ITS HAPPENING
MORIMOTO ARRIVED
morimoto has come and so have i
POKEMON TIME
German tv must be a blast.
MORIMOTO
MORIMOTO!
HE'S CUTE
>9000% cringe
OH SHIT!
IKU Z
K
U
Z
MASUDA IS HERE
FINALLY POKEMON
MORIMOTO ES BEST
>>27881528
>that nigri hairline
>that face grease
>>27881621
>Implying people care about splatoon and this other shit
>>27881810
Fucking finally
Tá na hora, tá na hora
Tá na hora de brincar
Pula-pula, bole-bole
Se embolando sem parar
Dá um pulo e vai pra frente
De peixinho, vai pra trás
Quem quiser brincar com a gente
Pode vir, nunca é demais
Ilarilarilariê (ô, ô, ô)
Ilarilarilariê (ô, ô, ô)
Ilarilarilariê (ô, ô, ô)
É a turma da Xuxa que vai dando o seu alô
MORIMOTO RIGHT NOW NIGGAS GET IN HERE WE'RE GETTING POKÉMON
HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE
>>27881543
>>27881544
now zelda...time for a smoke
IT'S TIME
>I’m Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss, and in 23 years I’ve learned one thing. You never know what is gonna come through that door.
This chat
IT
ONLY
GETS
WORSE
FUCKIN FINALLY
MORIMOTO
OUR HERO'S HERE
>>27881810
It's not a leak when it's revealed officially.
Finally fuck
>the katana guy is holding his hat now
>>27881782
2nd this
Zelda was a mistake
FInALLY
Right Jap now.
>>27881810
nichts, nur typisch deutsches Fremdschäm-Material
JUST GIVE ME MY FUCKING POKEMON SUN AND MOON YOU FUCKING NAZIS
I WOKE UP AT 8:00 AM FOR THIS SHIT
FUCK SPLATOON
FUCK MONOPOLY
FUCK ZELDA
GUVE ME PPOOOOOKKKEEMONNNN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The youtube feed is delayed compared to the twitch feed
YES NOW WE FINALLY POKEMON
FUCKING FINALLLYYYY
>morimoto
IS IT TIME??
oh shit happening
>>27881804
what are you talking about he gets all the mad german pussy
HAPPENING
Ding dong
Who is it
Not Masuda
>>27881837
DORAGON KUROU
WHO ODERED CHINESE FOOD?
>>27881795
i want to lay in her lap as she gentles breast feeds me while stroking my dick
>>27880693
At least I've fucked a german :^)
Anyone else just cringing at these exchanges?
You can see jap guy just want to leave
>>27881595
kek other guy was worse
DING DONG
CHING CHONG
HERE IT COMES
MEW-ALOLA
MEW
Why couldn't there be a sexy male stripper at the door...
man look at all these new pokemon. so cool.
>>27881184
Nah, he's gotta be Electric/Flying or Electric/Fighting with Levitate.
>>27881773
>>27881788
Good to know
>>27881648
MEW CONFIRMED
>writing pokemon instead of pokémon
brrr
F I N A L L Y
I
N
A
L
L
Y
>>27881833
play in traffic, its more entertaining than this shit show
>that cute mew drawing
>Didnt draw Pikachu
What's the point?
Did they get this Morimoto fucker just to nod and bow for the next hour or fucking what?
ALOLAN MEWWW CONFIRMED
>tfw i've had to wait 35 minutes just for morimoto to show up
>different translator
My sides, why is splatoon so shit?
Finally a better translator.
WHATS IN THE BOX
WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING BOX
IS IT HABBENNIN
FINALLY
mew alolan form confirmed.
Some Cheeto fingered fuck fondled that Pikachu
>this is what Germany has become
CAN HE NOT SPEAK?
Is that a mew or a really surprised abra?
ALOLAN PIKACHU
ALOLAN PKACHU CONFIRMED
fuckin leprachu
BUTTERED POPCORN PIKACHU CONFIRMED
ALOLAN PIKACHU
>>27881896
DORAGON KUROU
WTF, THAT PIKACHU IS FUCKING DEAD
disease pikachu?
ALOLAN PIKACHU
>>27881555
The reactions here are hilarious though
Is that a fucking diseased Pikachu lmao
WHAT IS THAT DISEASED LOOKING PLUSH DOLL WHAT THE FUCK
disease pikachu form
IN THE BOX IS ASH GRENINJA
>Its fucking herpes pikachu
>draws Mew instead of something like Pikachu
already off a decent start i guess
COUCH
leukemia pikachu
Alola Mew confirmed
Alola Pikachu confirmed
ALOLAN PIKACHU????
I hope theres a cap of getting his second hat
a leprosy pikachu plush how nice
what is wrong with that pikachu
Pikachu has vitiligo :(
wtf is up with that pikachu plush
Alola Pikachu
>know German
feels gud
>Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, ein JUBILEAUMS PIKACHUUUU, sehr coooool.
Why do germans sound so disgusting?
>>27881898
We all want that.
I want to suckle on Audrey's tits, getting nursed by her while she talks me through a handjob and encourages me.
Cheese-achu
yay a rotten pikachu
Ahh yes, a deformed Berserk fetus Pikachu, just what I wanted.
And THERE'S KATANA GUY AGAIN.
Zika virus Pikachu
>Silence
KEK
CRINGING IN MY SKIN
LINKZ PLIZ
Holy fuck, fix the fucking microphone.
they changed translators ha
Happening?
J U S T
AMENO
AMENO DORE
AMENO DORIME
AMENO DORIME
FUCK WHAT DID I MISS
>this translator
what an upgrade
>Muting other language than theirs
Holy shit I hate Germans now.
>>27881648
>mic was off
>germany
Cute
>they muted his mic
Germans are assholes
>>27881982
Fuck she's hot
>>27881951
>>27881955
>>27881960
>>27881973
Mute,, lmaooooo
>>27881953
DORAGON KUROU
>>27881795
>>27881898
>>27881982
she's married to some cuck
if no new pokemon we all suicide
>muting your guest
>muting him
Do Germs have autism against any other languages?
>>27880240
NOTHING NEW SHOWN
>>27881982
SAME
LET'S GO BOIS
>THEY FIRED THE OTHER TRANSLATOR
>THEY FIRED THE OTHER TRANSLATOR
>THEY FIRED THE OTHER TRANSLATOR
>THEY FIRED THE OTHER TRANSLATOR
NAWWWW
OLD FOOTAGE
fucking trailer HYPE
GET FUKKEN READY
FINALLY
>>27881982
That other girl I don't know the name of was much cuter.
This is too awkward.
so is germany fucking retarded? this is the very first trailer ever
IT'S THE OLD TRAILER
HERE WE GO!
>Link disappears.
What the fuck
SAME SHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0hbHxvKCro
Thanks OP you fucking hacks.
>new trailer
>new
SAME OLD TRAILER IN GERMAN GET LEAKED
OLD TRAILER
THE GREATEST RUSE
IT'S AN OLD TRAILER
ITS THE FUCKING LAUNCH TRAILOR
How fucking new are you guys? This has been out for well over a month.
old trailer
>old trailer
THIS IS REALLY OLD WHAT THE FUCK NINTENDO
THIS IS THE FUCKING FIRST TRAILER YOU DUMB FUCKING 2ND WORLD WAR LOSERS
>BAUZ
>OLD TRAILER
ARE YOU KIDDING?!
ITS THE FIRST FUCKING TRAILER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
WE GOT KEKED
WOAH ARE THOSE THE STARTERS??
Schnapp sie dir alle™
KEKED AGAIN!
AHAHAHAHA.
THE SAME FUCKING TRAILER.
>BAUZ>BAUZ>BAUZ>BAUZ>BAUZ>BAUZ>BAUZ>BAUZ>BAUZ>BAUZ>BAUZ>BAUZ>BAUZ>BAUZ>BAUZ>BAUZ>BAUZ>BAUZ>BAUZ>BAUZ>BAUZ>BAUZ>BAUZ>BAUZ>BAUZ>BAUZ
when it's just the e3 trailer
>literally just a german translation of the original trailer
SAME TRAILER
KEK
THEY'RE SHOWING THE OLD TRAILER FIRST THEN COMES THE NEW STUFF
ITS THE SAME FUCKING TRAILER
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHH IT'S THE SAME TRAILERHAHA
>the first fucking trailer
>tfw German
German pokemon names are so cute
Bauz
Flamiau
Robball
hahaha
OLD FUKIN TRAILER
hahahaha old trailer
Miau miau :-----D
OH SHIT STARTERS CONFIRMED
>flug
HORA DO SHOW PORRA!
Fuck, I wanna name my Rowlet Bauz now
>literally the reveal trailer
>>27881648
ok
TRAILER THEN NEW INFO THEY SAID
GET READY LADS
>Sonne
>Mound
Nice spelling germs
>translated trailer
Bravo
C U C K E D ONCE AGAIN
OLD
F
O
O
T
A
G
E
>>27882053
it looks dirty
WTF
A FUCKING OLD TRAILER
SAME OLD TRAILER HYPE IS DEAD
There had better be more
>reveal trailer
i am laughing
fucking rip
>Robball
>Robb all
>Rob all
Poplio = nigger confirmed.
>>27881785
Compare the following sentences
Een klein vlindertje daalt neer op een hele mooie bloem.
Ein kleiner Schmetterling senkt sich auf einer schönen Blume.
A small butterfly descends on a beautiful flower.
Try to say all three sentences. The center one feels a lot more lispy than the other two.
EVERYONE POST YOUR FUCKING GROUDONS NOW
>Flug-Type
>>27882080
Haste recht.
why are the german names so fucking funny
TOP
KEK
>>27881914
this nigga knows what's up
KEEEEEEEK
>>27881727
>visually appealing
You are literally talking nonsense.
wow
>>27882053
LEPRACHU
The German names are better than the English ones yo
BURN JAPAN TO THE GROUND
Bauz vs Robball
ARE.
YOU.
KIDDING.
ME?
I've been rused again
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
This is /vp/'s best day ever
>this stream
THEY MEMED US HARRRRDDDDD
ALL THAT DISAPOINTED FACES
THEY SAID IT'S ONLY THE TRAILER FIRST
LEARN FUCKING GERMAN
>>27882091
It's "Mond" your imbecile
IT'S
L I T E R A L L Y
NOTHING
O
T
H
I
N
G
can this day get any worse for /vp/
BASED TRAILER 10/10 WOULD REWATCH
Fuck Germany. We should have killed them off when we had the chance.
>Pokémon Mono
YOU FUCKIN
Calm down you autists, he said "before we talk about it, let's see the first trailer"
You FUCKING autists
TRICKED
>>27882053
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA TIP TOP FUCKING KEK
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
LIVE DEMO INCOMING
FUCKING NOTHING
>FUCKING NOTHING
FUCKING NOTHING
>FUCKING NOTHING
FUCKING NOTHING
>ITS FUCKING NOTHING
ITS FUCKING NOTHING
>ITS FUCKING NOTHING
ITS FUCKING NOTHING
>ITS FUCKING NOTHING
ITS FUCKING NOTHING
>ITS FUCKING NOTHING
ITS FUCKING NOTHING
>ITS FUCKING NOTHING
ITS FUCKING NOTHING
>ITS FUCKING NOTHING
ITS FUCKING NOTHING
>ITS FUCKING NOTHING
ITS FUCKING NOTHING
>ITS FUCKING NOTHING
ITS FUCKING NOTHING
>ITS FUCKING NOTHING
ITS FUCKING NOTHING
>ITS FUCKING NOTHING
ITS FUCKING NOTHING
LIVE DEMO HAPPENING
First Ash now this, /vp/ in flames
>>27882053
WHY THE FUCK DOES IT HAVE SMALLPOX HAHAHA
>shuffle cosplay
That show is ancient man
>the old trailer
WOW
ALL THOSE DISAPPOINTED FACES KEK
look at the disappointment from the crowd
>november 23
kek
ITS
FUCKINS
NOTHING
WELL THAT WAS A DISAPOINTMENT
YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING KIDDING MD
Fuck this gay earth
HAS /vp/ BEEN KEKED
Live demo incoming
live demo confirmed
THERE'S A DEMO NOT A NEW TRAILER YOU FUCKING TWATS
>>27882108
First one sounds stoned.
>entire alola dex
give me one reason nips deserve life
> November 23
Gets me every time
OMG I CANT CONTAIN ALL THIS CRINGE, FUCKING KILL ME
THE NEW INFO COMES AFTER THE TRAILER THE NEW INFO COMES AFTER THE TRAILER THE NEW INFO COMES AFTER THE TRAILER THE NEW INFO COMES AFTER THE TRAILER THE NEW INFO COMES AFTER THE TRAILER THE NEW INFO COMES AFTER THE TRAILER THE NEW INFO COMES AFTER THE TRAILER THE NEW INFO COMES AFTER THE TRAILER
is today the official "shit on pokemon fans as hard as possible"-day?
>Alola Kokowei
STOP MUTING THE NIP YOU FUCKS
>>27882134
>learning german
nah
REV UP THOSE GROUDONS
>Alola kokowai
what did the nazis mean by this?
why do germans always ruin everything?
>says new trailer
>shows old one
FANS GONNA FREAK
we still got half an hour, calm the fuck down
>>27882053
WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT
WHAT IS THAT THING
>Liking Exeggutor
Fuck the japs
LEARN GERMAN YOU SHITHEADS, YOU SHOULD ALL BE GASSED
>nothing
SHOW US NEW SHIT ALREADY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>27882144
boob job , fuck off
alola exeggutor is his favorite pokemon
some pls translate
Alola Cocovine?
topu keko
>Still haven't fixed the mic
What happened to German efficiency?
>>27882149
All these pokemon revealed!
>>27882114
>loli version of yomi
too perfect
too pure for this world
>Those faces
>I want new info for Twitter, Youtube, Instagram...
>Have to earn my money
become toxic in 5, 4,
>>27880240
>mfw i just got home from gamescom and i did not even play sun and moon demo because gamescom sucks ass in 2016.
seriously, i go there every year since 2009 and this year is fucking awful.
ALOLA KROOKODILE
HE JUST SAID THAT
and then silence
ALOLA KOKOWEI IS HIS FAVORITE MON
KEK
HOLY FUCK ASH GRENINJA
They will show new gameplay in a few minutes, calm down guys
>"Which new pokemon is your favorite?"
>"My favorite is alola forme exeggcutor"
>>27881648
OH SHIT
So did they kill the first female translator or something?
>mic is muted
I don't trust these nazi translators.
>>27882156
>>27882147
>>27882120
Am I being rused or are you guys just this stupid?
It's literally the 20th aniversary pikachu pattern, its not small pox, they're a bunch of little pikachus on a bigger pikachu.
Your leprachu meme isnt funny.
HERE IT COMES.
MASUDA SAN PLEASE SAVE US
>>27882198
>gen_7_pokedex.jpg
They fucked up the transparency on rockruff's eyes
MASUDA
OOOOOOOOO
MEME MAN HIMSELF
>>27882195
They didn't say it was gonna be new
OH SHIT
Based Masuda
THAT'S FUCKING IT, IT'S TIME TO STOP LETTING THE GERMANS DO ANYTHING.
THIS SHOW WOULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH BETTER IF IT WAS RUSSIAN
OH SHIT IS IT HAPPENING
MASUDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LMAO THIS VID
finally, some real nips
someone post that big picture of all the revealed pojkes
OH SHIT
SAVE US MASUDA
MASUDA
>>27882116
>visually appealing
I'm talking relatively, obviously.
And with visually I obviously refer to both the orthography and the way it should be read, not necessarily the language.
hahahah MASUDA IS HERE
>>27882156
oh god I'm laughing too hard at this shit.
>>27882234
Or maybe.... Not?
This wasn't worth a sticky.
>know both nip and German
feels good
Remember 18/08/16 The day /vp/ can't get enough
FUCKING NAZILANDERS
>>27882234
TOPKEK
shut the fuck up
the japs are talking
they needed to take the stram away from the nazis
>>27882222
I-is it to late to change my waifu to this?
>>27882229
>30 minutes of nothing and people saying shit i can't understand
what am i doing with my life?
I'm so glad that I retained no knowledge from my ~4 years of German classes. Fuck being lumped in with these timid, weird, McPoyle-ass motherfuckers.
i know more nip than german...
>>27882198
>alolan meowth
the fuck? that shit look horrid
>>27882234
that's just the german version, blue eyed aryan doge obviously
why does masuda have fish teeth
>no muted masuda
WTF IS HAPPENING
>Construction is happening outside
>These two are too quiet to hear
Goddamnit
>ash gets cucked out of the championship again by edgezard of all things
>at gamescon, they show the same trailer
>we will forever buy their shit anyway and they know it
can someone translate what they're saying
Ohmura: I've learned to not become like you, sensei
>>27881184
Electric/Fire with Levitate
Ushio to Electabuzz
>>27882270
>that feel
>>27882269
You stupid fucking autist
Learn German.
THAT WAS THE OLD TRAILER. THEY WILL SHOW NEW GAMEPLAY LATER.
LEARN GERMAN ALREADY OR KILL YOURSELF YOU RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT.
SALANDIT EVO PLS
Mods if nothing is revealed just instantly delete this thread and dont archive it
they are talking for a long time, it has to be important?
>>27882226
She committed sudoku.
>>27882285
Same
>>27882297
nothing we didn't already know as of yet
SOMEONE TRANSLATE
>just fucking explaining features EVERYONE knows about
well done nintendo, you've baited me
>THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT HYPER TRAINING
>>27882282
>he doesn't know basic german
top kek
America really is pathetic.
>>27882288
He's japanese. they all have shit teeth
>understand german
>they just talk about things we already know
ok thanks
They're talking about hyper training
I can't watch the stream. Anything juicy?
MIMIKYU CONFIRMED
what the fuck is happening
where can I watch it
>it's just hyper training
N O T H I N G
>>27882326
Yes a lot
RETARD PIKACHU CONFIRMED
>>27882288
Japanese people are known for their shitty teeth
>>27882326
Nope, not yet at least.
>>27882282
you're watching a japanese anime with german subtitles...or is it the reverse.
>>27882325
yeah, but nothing new
>>27882317
I got you senpai
>Ching chong pikachu noodle
I think confirmed
Mimikyu is a cutie
>>27882331
CONFIRMED
>>27882322
NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR BONER FOR PIKACLONES
>>27882326
Ur mum
so far we literally know all of this
>battle royale
WHO FUCKING CARES
>>27882331
NANI? MASAKA!
>>27882333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0hbHxvKCro
>what is happening
Literally nothing as of now
>>27882322
American here took too many years of Chinese to learn German
SO BORRING
Battle Royale demo?
>>27882326
Just read the reactions in the thread you dumb fuck
Battle royale demo reveal coming up
>>27882326
Alolan Mew revealed
HARAMBE CONFIRMED
BATTLE ROYALE AND THEN MASUDA SURPRISE THEY SAID
Demo with battle royale confirmed?
>Battle Royale
wow it's fucking nothing
>>27882326
just /vp/'s tears, but there's still 25 minutes
these things always show everything in the last 10 minutes anyways
>Battle Royale demo
wow its fucking nothing
It's a fucking Battle Royale demo...
THERE'LL BE A "SURPRISE" AFTER
SHOWCASING THE BATTLE ROYALE
THERE'LL BE A "SURPRISE" AFTER SHOWCASING THE BATTLE ROYALE
THERE'LL BE A "SURPRISE" AFTER SHOWCASING THE BATTLE ROYALE
>demonstrating a Battle Royale
what a waste
>BATTLE ROYALE LIVE DEMONSTRATION
Mimikkyu will get some special appearance, i.e. it will be shit to catch.
>Literally just a cringe show
>nothing new
this fucking waste of time
surprise incoming
WORLD PREMIERE AND SURPRISE CONFIRMED
DID HE SAY BATTLE ROYALE DEMO...?
SURPRISE AFTER BATTLE ROYAL!
HERR MORIMOTO
After Battle Royal Demo Masuda has some surprise!
>it was fucking nothing
FUCKING NOTHING
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yeah, battle royale.
>>27882317
they're just talking about hyper training and Mimikyu's fondness of pikachu/its gimick.
Kill me t b h famalam
German is so fucking disgusting
Remove germans
>>27882322
>learning dead languages
Outside of europe no one does pointless shit for 'cultural inclusiveness'.
Morimoto has a special surprise for us after a demo of Battle Royale
>it was the old trailer but in german
pokemon demo battle royale - then another video surprise
>>27882366
Everyone is disgusted
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
They better not just show a fuckin battle royale
WASTE OF TIME
did that jap just flip me the bird?
we will get new info after battle royal
today is the most dissapointing day for pokemon
>>27882387
It's not done yet you fucking autist.
>Morimoto flips off the entire country of germany for muting his mic
WHY YOU MUTE THE ASIANS
STOP THE BULLYING
>>27882364
and he just said "a surprise will come from japan after the battle royale demo, so stay tuned"
still waiting
>Ash lost
>this shitshow
NEWS AFTER BATTLE ROYALE
>SEREBII CONFIRMED
NEWS AFTER BATTLE ROYALE
>SEREBII CONFIRMED
NEWS AFTER BATTLE ROYALE
>SEREBII CONFIRMED
NEWS AFTER BATTLE ROYALE
>SEREBII CONFIRMED
NEWS AFTER BATTLE ROYALE
>SEREBII CONFIRMED
>>27882366
GORARUM CONFIRMED
B A T T L E F R O N T I E R B O Y S
>>27882178
Well, uh, yes.
>>27882395
>german
>dead language
German's the most spoken language in europe
I want to get a refund on the life time I wasted watching this stream
>>27882322
Id rather kill myself that learn nazi speak
It sounds like you are choking yourself to death
Ive heard african languages that sound better
>>27882408
They will, but they say there'd be more after that
>>27882385
>mfw
BATTLE ROYAL
>>27882374
The surprise?The first trailer again.
BING BONG
HOLY SHIT NEW REVEAL AFTER BATTLE ROYAL
>it was very dear to him that not always the best player wins
wtf
M E M E M A G I C
literally the Sakurai approach, he doesn't necessarily want the best player to win in battle royales
*KNOCK KNOC*
IM THE CRINGE
Oh shit, it's FILIPPO, TRISTRAN UND KRISS
>>27882399
New is coming.
who the fuck are these guys
lmao he said the reason for battle royal is so its not the best player thats going to win.
>flippo
AYYY FILIPO
OMG GUYS IT FILIPPO!
MASUDA HAS ANOTHER VIDEO FOR US AFTER BATTLE ROYALE STOP SPERGING OUT YOU AUTISTS
I cant do this anymore Someone ban me so i can just leave
>surprise confirmed.
neat. The germans can commence with whatever they want till then.
PHILLIPO TRISTEN AND CHRIS CONFIRMED
>more literal whos
>gameplay is the new battle mode.
FUCK EVERYTHING
FUCK I THOUGHT THAT WAS JWITZ
Hitler would be ashamed
>literally called Filippo
The fuck kind of name is that
Why not Philipp?
>4 ds setup
BATTLE ROYALE CONFIRMED BEYOND DOUBT
HOLY FUCK IT'S FILIPPO
POST YFW AYYY PHILIPPO
>>27882435
>what is english
Who are these no names signing a picture that could've had some value?
>>27882395
Retard
>jerry_seinfeld_leaving.gif
>nobodies signing the same frame as legends
>>27882445
No anon, it will clearly be the teaser trailer for the game
You know,the one we got in February
>>27882459
They're From Nintendoooooo
>>27882454
Fucking finally.
>>27882322
Excepting me to learn any of that primative language
Kys
>3 of the most cucked beta numales walks out on stage.
oh god, this can't get any more hilarious.
>"Aw finally some english speakers"
>Still speaking nazi
>>27882479
This. Fucking hell.
WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE NIGGAS
>>27882435
only because of the countless refugee you got, otherwise it'll be english or french
>>27882473
???
I'm excited
>>27882479
>nu germs
Germany's completely fucked
AAAAAAAAAAAAAY FILLIPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Filipo confirmed new pokemon
>>27882466
we already saw battle royale at E3, who cares
>>27882474
ALL ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU
Please make a new thread with any new info. This thread is a shitstorm.
Thanks.
>Need to check some university class shit in 12 minutes
>This is happening
GODDOMOT
Bitch can't even fix a hat properly - WHAT ARE THEY PAYING HER FOR
WRECK THOSE GERMANFUCKS MORIMOTO, SHOW THEM THE MIGHT OF JAPAN
>retarded door-chan can't even put on a hat
I want to help her
>>27882435
By native speakers, yes.
English is obviously the biggest when we account for secondary languages.
>girl keeps making hats
>everyone already has hats
german women, everyone
>ay flippo
I hope Morimoto destroys them
>>27882479
Hipster parents.
>start the battle
>they send out all the starter second stages
>tfw it's literally nothing new
>>27882488
My thoughts
what is the battle royale
>>27882479
He's Italian or something.
>>27882512
>reply #1000
THIS IS ALL OLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Suck my bauz Germany
>>27882467
It hasn't worked like that for over half a decade now. You can still lurk after a ban.
Or phone post.
"What exactly is Battle Royale?"
"The winner will be determined by the amount of pokemon a given player has defeated. If a tie, then the one with the more remaining hit points wins"
Bauz
>Bauz
Bauz
>Bauz
Bauz
>Bauz
Bauz
>Bauz
Bauz
>>27882503
Niggas FROM NINTENDO
>>27882474
all according to keikaku
>>27882524
you won't miss anything, go work on your uni shit
>>27882466
>MASUDA HAS
>MASUDA
It's over. It's all over. Pokemon is dead.
>mfw the "surprise" is another old trailer in german
>>27882487
>what is english
A language that sounds like a homo being strangled
>>27882487
>England
>Europe
Choose one
Incase anyone can't wait for the reveal, I'll leak it a little early.
>>27882523
No new info yet.
>Battle Royal was invented, so that not the strongest player wins.
Competitive fags on suicide watch
Lmao explanations in italian.
>>27882435
Even spanish is more relevant
Go choke in your sausages
What dat
>Flamiau
>>27882526
NAZI FEAR THE SAMURAI
criclejerk incoming
>>27882562
That would be hilarious.
>>27882529
I want a hat from a german woman.
Look at the bright side, we might learn more about movepools.
what pokemon is filipo again?
>>27882553
thank you! What they were saying about stars?
>>27882575
Alolan Starmie confurm
>>27882503
NIGGER, THEY'RE FILIPPO, TRISTAN AND CRIS.
HOW FUCKING NEW ARE YOU THAT YOU DON'T KNOW THEM?
>>27882553
"the star under the hp bar is for already KO'ed pokemon"
Did I get that right?
>>27882575
Indicates a victory.
>>27882575
shows how many KO's you have so far so you can tell who is winning
>>27882552
this truly is the worst timeline i cant escape this shit
>>27882589
I want a German woman from a hat
>>27882504
the rapefugees are the reason why german's dying, there are more german speakers than french speakers
>>27882571
obviously since mexicans are taking over the US
>>27882559
I can always check this bread on my phone, gotta go, wish me luck lads.
>>27882591
flug type
Iwata died for this.
we're getting the news after battle royale you fucking retards we know battle royale is old.
too small
They are calling the Battle-Royale a "world-premiere" Didnt we see this in a trailer before??
>>27882474
>>27882562
>The suprise is the sandcastle mons
IM ABOUT TO END MY LIFE WHERE IS NEW NEWS AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>27882575
stars that show how many Pokemon you knocked out
>>27882108
Dutch sounds like German with severe head trauma and missing teeth. Just accept it.
Who's the cutie in the grey tshirt?
ZOOM THAT SHIT REEEEEEEEEEE
Die Stimmung kocht fast über!
Flamiau :--DDDDD
>>27882544
>i don't know what a rolling sticky is
>t. newfag
NO NEW POKEMON
NO NEW POKEMON
NO NEW POKEMON
SATOSHI GEKKOGA!!!
DEMO FOR ANTS
E
M
O
F
O
R
A
N
T
S
FUNKENSPRUNG
what the fuck is this capture setup.
I'm gonna fucking vomit
>Level 50 first stage staters
for what reason
>text is unreadably small
Thanks Hitlers
>the screen is this small
this makes me want to die
HYPER-SPRITANGRIFF
>CAN'T EVEN GET DIRECT AUDIO FEED
CAN'T EVEN GET DIRECT AUDIO FEED
>CAN'T EVEN GET DIRECT AUDIO FEED
CAN'T EVEN GET DIRECT AUDIO FEED
>CAN'T EVEN GET DIRECT AUDIO FEED
CAN'T EVEN GET DIRECT AUDIO FEED
>CAN'T EVEN GET DIRECT AUDIO FEED
CAN'T EVEN GET DIRECT AUDIO FEED
>CAN'T EVEN GET DIRECT AUDIO FEED
CAN'T EVEN GET DIRECT AUDIO FEED
>CAN'T EVEN GET DIRECT AUDIO FEED
CAN'T EVEN GET DIRECT AUDIO FEED
This battle theme
Nice
TIME FOR Z MOVES
>>27882479
he's italian, his accent is pretty clear
you're just a dipshit
HYPER SPRINTANGRIFF
Z KRAFFTTTTT
that is one strong Italian accent
>>27882616
no the premier is after the battle royale
Z MOVE
Oh look it's the game mode Duncan "invented"
THIS IS WHY THEY GOT RID OF GEMS
>>27882627
this, dutch is the worst language in all of europe
HYPER-SPRINTAGRIFF
Gotta go fast
wait that was a different Z attack from the trailers
>that cute crying Bauz as it died
WE JOJO NOW
>that long ass sprint didnt kill pikachu
whats the point of Z-moves then
>start world war 1
>start world war 2
>don't show us new pokemon news
Why is germany so shit?
>>27882607
rolling for yakuza mom
DON'T BULLY THE OWL
krauts post movepools
New Z-move!
And it's weak!
H-HE'S FAST
>insta kill rowlet so we can't see doom bloom
FUCKING NAZI CUNTS
FUCK WHY THE OWL
So Pikachu's neutral Z-Move did half of Rowlett's health.
>Bauz and Flamiau already down
BAUZ NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>ANY POKEMON CAN USE A Z-MOVE OF ANY TYPE
WHAT THE FUCK
POPPLIO STRONGEST
Z moves can't automatic kill
Nice to know
>It's literally just a cinematic volt tackle
>>27882627
Other way around to be quite honest
>>27882264
How is the sound of a language "visual", you dumb pothead?
>>27882283
*slurp*
Was that the Z-type ground move?
I'm done.
What z-move?
>PIKACHU OUGI
PIKACHU OUGI
>PIKACHU OUGI
PIKACHU OUGI
>PIKACHU OUGI
PIKACHU OUGI
>PIKACHU OUGI
PIKACHU OUGI
>PIKACHU OUGI
PIKACHU OUGI
>PIKACHU OUGI
PIKACHU OUGI
>PIKACHU OUGI
>>27882694
normal
So there are multiple Z moves of the same type... that was kind of predictable i guess
>>27882662
>Duncan
IT'S NOT LIKE I WANTED TO SEE ROWLET IN ACTION OR ANYTHING
LITTEN EITHER, WHILE I'M TYPING
LET'S GET MORE VIDEO OF THE STARTER WE'VE SEEN THE MOST
NEW KOALA MON
WHAT IS GOING ON SOMEONE HELP
RIP ROWLET
>>27882695
smell ya later
>completely new Pokemon
It's just Nekkoala
>>27882695
gunna miss the 2 new pokes and alolan form
POPPLIO IS MALE!
>>27882694
Probably Normal
BEST STARTER LAST ONE STANDING OUT OF THE THREE HA!
Pikahu rigged to win
>attack our boss and you are fired
Pokachu is trying to kill Pikachu so it can replace it.
>>27882282
German and English are only superficially different
>>27882664
Verwijder dit
>>27882655
No, I speak german. They said "And now a world-premiere, the battle royale!"
>>27882694
I think it was a boosted slam so normal type
There are two Z moves for each type. One special one phisical I guess.
>>27882694
No, Normal.
I dunno what kind of move funkensprung is but it seems like something sir mixalot would enjoy
SO MANY ABILITIES ACTIVATING
WUFFELS
>wuffels
Dawwwww :3
>Wuffles
I WANNA DIE THATS SO CUTTTTEEEEEE
OMG MY GIRLFRIEND GETS HOME ANY MINUTE STOP THIS FUCKING LAME ASS BATTLE AND SHOW US SOMETHING NEW REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27882669
Maybe one for special and one for physical? This one definitely looked physical.
>>27882730
You are right
>>27882743
spark
The german named for rockdog is Wuffles. I love it
Did I miss anything in the last 5 minutes? I was in the toilet.
WUFFLES
ROCKRUUUUUUF
NEW PIKACHU FAINTING CRY
NORMAL GROUND CONFIRMED
>Wuffels
c-cute
Wuffels
>Wuffels
Wuffels
>Wuffels
Wuffels
>Wuffels
Wuffels
>Wuffels
Wuffels
>Wuffels
Wuffels
>Wuffels
Wuffels
I take it the 5th move is the Z move, right?
Also Mimikyu knows Shadow Sneak.
>wuffels
nigga that's kawaii
>>27882607
Ugh why does Ninja mom have such a babyface? Why couldn't she have one like Android mom or Space Pirate Mom? Guh...
Rolling.
KAMPF
Which one is Filippo?
>>27882721
After getting demolished by Pikachu
D O G G O
>>27882759
"All new" Pokemon
>>27882759
what were you doing in the toilet
This game mode is fucking boring and slow. Pure shit.
>>27882759
Popplio confirmed best starter.
>>27882758
I play all my games in English, always, but I can't deny that the German pokémon names are fucking great. Ever since gen I all the way to gen VII
>Rapid Spin Koala
wut?
He keeps calling people cunts
Wuffels, another SR setter. Smogon approves.
what the fuck was that
Rapid spin?
>>27882779
one of the best german words there is because it was invented by Hitler
>>27882788
because low level Pokemon aren't interesting
>>27882673
Its Germany, all they do is fuck up.
>>27882782
The one with the thick accent
>>27882669
it's like volt tackle
>>27882788
It will be fun on cons or meetings
>not last man standing
SHIT GAME MODE
>>27882793
They are good translations.
>KAMPF
KAMPF
>KAMPF
KAMPF
>>27882797
It spins in its art. It's not too farfetched.
NEWS NOW
Of course the Jap won
>>27882777
>Hell mom
AAHHH
AHHHHH
Yesssss
>>27882788
it'll be full of protects and letting the other three kill each other
RIGGED
"What exactly was that special attack we saw in the beginning?"
"That was the normal type Z-attack"
>>27882816
>stall fags
Normal Type Z-Attack
>its "free for all" the official gamemode
SOMEONE GRAB THOSE DS FOR THE DEMO
>>27882792
Robball can go fuck itself
>Took the microphone to make he talks
>Still mutes
Holy shit
Very interesting
I almost slept here
>>27882816
is it not last man standing? i thought they just ended it for time
JUST
SHOW
US
THE
FUCKING
NEW
THING
>Genwunner was the name of the win
The pandering never stops
it's fucking nothing
>>27882793
KLEINSTEIN
NEW SHIT
TORTUNATOR A SHIT
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
TORTUNATOR
HAPPENING
TORTUNATOR
dafuq is that
HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FIRE/DRAGON TURTLE CONFIRMED
the fuck is that
ITS HAPPENINGGGGG
>>27882843
IT FUCKING SOMETHING HABBENING HOLY FUCKING SHIT
WTTTTTFFFFFF
OH FUCK ITS PANZERKAMFAGEN
New New New New omg
Is that a fire kappa?
new pokemon
looks shit
WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
>>27882834
>this is apparently a bad thing
Also did you expect anything else when you heard "battle royale"
TURTLE BATTLE
>>27882819
>MEIN
MEIN
>MEIN
MEIN
OH SHIT NIGGERS
Translation plz
>>27882788
LOVE THE MUSIC THO
Tortunator
FIRE/DRAGON WITH SHELL ARMOR ABILITY
HJAS A SPECIAL ATTACK called something like "tank something" that.. deals damage I guess
THAT WAS IT? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
TORTUNATOR
...
That's all?
THAT'S IT
WHAT
fire kappa
the fuck is that
>fire type counter
That's it
1 fucking pokemon
Fire spiky shield?
wow. that's it
OVERDESIGNED SPIKESHIT
>OVERDESIGNED SPIKESHIT
OVERDESIGNED SPIKESHIT
>OVERDESIGNED SPIKESHIT
OVERDESIGNED SPIKESHIT
>OVERDESIGNED SPIKESHIT
OVERDESIGNED SPIKESHIT
>OVERDESIGNED SPIKESHIT
OVERDESIGNED SPIKESHIT
TURTLE PENIS POKEMON
LOVE IT
NEW DRAGON TURTLE
>>27882864
nice yokai watch monster
MATA MATA POKEMON!!11!!!!!
holy shit new dragon type
And its over
TURTLE WITH A PIG NOSE
AAAAAAAAH FIRE DRAGON TURTLTE
PANZERFALLE
PANZER PANZER
is that IT
TORTUNATOR!
It's... okay-ish
WUT
...that was it?
wow, one new pokemon
>that's it
FINALLY... Wait that's.. Fucking it... Christ.
REGIONAL TURTLE CONFIRMED
REGIONAL TURTLE CONFIRMED
REGIONAL TURTLE CONFIRMED
inb4 people complain without knowing what kind of turtle it is
HAPPENING
Post YFW one new pokemon.
>LITERALLY JUST ONE NEW POKEMON
ALL THIS CRINGE AND SHIT FOR JUST 1 NEW POKEMON. FUCKING KILL ME
>>27882864
>Torturator
>>27882864
SAVING THE STREAM
IT'S A DRAGONFRUIT MON
WAS THAT IT
WAS THAT FUCKING IT
One new fire dragon type. yay.
>>27882802
Yeah, did Mimikyu just get hit by Rapid Spin? Or was it Togedemaru and I just wasn't paying attention.
if you're german get the fuck off of /vp/ i hate you faggots
JUST A SINGLE POKEMON???
ONE NEW POKEMON
Did they just literally show a single fucking mon
ONLY ONE POKÉMON
HIROSHIMA POKÉMON
>>27882864
Fire dragon turtle?
Watching the shit german stream for just one new pokemon
WASTE OF TIME
>already over
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Literally my mom's bowser
>fucking Arab pokemon is the only revealed pokemon
>and it looks like a cousin of Magmar
Thx Ohmori you fucking hack.
Its better than nothing :^)
ONLY ONE REVEAL
>ONLY ONE REVEAL
ONLY ONE REVEAL
>ONLY ONE REVEAL
>just one new pokemon
At least it was something
NEW POKEMON CONFIRMED
Just... One???
I watched 50 minutes of this shit for one pokemon?
ONE POKEMON???????
based turt
MORIMOTOR
>That was it
A-Atleast it was a cool poke
Bristleback Pokemon?
>>27882864
>IT'S A FUCKING FIRE/DRAGON MATA-MATA TURTLE POKÉMON
Haha I'm glad this bothers you all.
FIRST FIRE DRAGON POKEMON
>>27882864
WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
>people get a whole new pokemon
>still complain
kek
i like the pokemon but it has M Sceptiles problem
pokemon standing facing behind looks like shit.
Did he just say Olympics pokemon?
Fire/Dragon with a shit design. Fuck this.
>it's not ash-greninja
Fuck this shit.
Dragon fruit based pokemon. Noice
that was fucking it...
looks good though.
>Another turtle
My collection is complete
Did you guys think Germany was getting something special?
ITS JUST A SHITMON
>>27882921
Dragon turtle actualy
is that fucking all WHAT THE FUCK
CLIP ART EXPLOSION TURTLE
CLIP
ART
TURTLE
looks more like a fire kappa than a turtle. Anyways I like the new Pokemon so that was worth it for me.
at least we got something
IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF IF THATS IT
i woke up so early for dis
Waited 1 FUCKIN HOUR FOR 1 FUCKIN POKEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>DRUDDIGON ALL OVER AGAIN
I LIKE IT
>DRUDDIGON ALL OVER AGAIN
I LIKE IT
>DRUDDIGON ALL OVER AGAIN
I LIKE IT
>DRUDDIGON ALL OVER AGAIN
I LIKE IT
>DRUDDIGON ALL OVER AGAIN
I LIKE IT
>DRUDDIGON ALL OVER AGAIN
I LIKE IT
>>27882957
BLITZKRIEG POKEMON
Oh nice a pokemon that faces it's back to you and looks over it shoulder like you're anally penetrating it.
>>27882965
shit taste confirmed
>>27882957
YEAH FUCK RESHIRAM AND MEGA CHAR X
>All this hype over 1 new shitmon
>people will never look down on druddigon again
finally my bro gets some love
Shell armor fire dragon. Okay.
>>27882669
That was the Normal type Z move. Pay attention, you dips.
at least all of the fake leakers got BTFO, i guess
Keep raging you faggots
>one fucking turtle
why did I even watch this
So Tortunator is based on this uh?
TELEPHONE?
>JUST ONE POKEMON
JUST ONE POKEMON
>JUST ONE POKEMON
JUST ONE POKEMON
>JUST ONE POKEMON
JUST ONE POKEMON
>JUST ONE POKEMON
JUST ONE POKEMON
>JUST ONE POKEMON
JUST ONE POKEMON
>JUST ONE POKEMON
JUST ONE POKEMON
>JUST ONE POKEMON
JUST ONE POKEMON
>>27882864
ITS GAMERA
Die Nintendo Hausparty, Tim heuh!!!
ITS NOT OVER GUYS
>>27882965
Yeah, Mega Charizard X was a mistake :^)
telefohhhhn
>>27882973
literally the worlds third largest gaming event after E3 and TGS
>>27882864
WOAH
OH FUCK THE PHONE
>"Here's a shitty bowser!"
>"Bye!"
>Pokemon Go
Nope
>>27883017
This. hahahahaha look at you fucking nerds.
>Fire, Dragon turtle-mon that shoots lazors from it schnoz
k
>>27883001
Tortunator > Druddigon
Pokemon Go event incoming?!
NEIN FUCK POKEMON GO
>pokemon go
just fucking neck me honestly
I dont give a shit about pokemon go
>mfw figuratively my mom's Jimen
>le pokemon go xD bazinga
Off yourselves traitors
I got less than four hours of sleep because of the anime and then this. Both have been complete disappointments. I have never felt this much disappointment in something I hold dear. I finally understand what it feels like to be my father.
HYPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER TIME
VP ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>27883039
t. Ash
>le shitmon meme
You guys are cancer
>pokemon go
>>27883036
it is, pokemon normie is starting.
POKEMON GO SHIT
THIS
PIKACHU
>>27882997
>legends and formes counting
fuck off reddit
>people literally unhappy they get a whole new pokemon
what is wrong with you guys
Are they gonna shoot that pikachu
Sat through Nazi talk and fans literally being cuck'd, and we get one fucking Pokemon reveal that could've been done on the official website
Fuck this
I HOPE PIKACHU FALL ON STAGE GOD I FUCKING HATE THEM
DING DONG
IT'S PIKACHU
YES MORE TURTLES AND TORTOISE.
Now I need one more.
Blastoise
Torkoal
Torterra
Carrasco start
New Turtle.
Why does Pikachu have a target on its stomach? Is he getting executed?
ENGLISH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFWLoyZESAc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFWLoyZESAc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFWLoyZESAc
it pika
>>27882995
If you like that you have the worst taste imaginable. It's Magmar taking a shit.
STONE THE INFIDEL PIKACHU
CRINGE MAN ON THE FLOOR KEK
shitty zig zag pokemon
KETCH A PIKÁ
OHHHH MY GOD THE KATANA
So 7th gen is the gen we throw dragon on everything I guess?
TIME FOR SOME EPIC CRINGE GAME AGAIN
THE WEEEB GOTTIT
>Pokemon Go
Nuke it
>>27881471
KEVIN'S GETTING ON THE STAGE!
>>27883093
Ashfags that wish other people could be as unfortunate as them.
Love this turtle.
IT'S AN AT FIELD!
what the fuck is happening now
and now we have PIKACHU AND HIS HEXAGONAL VAGINA
really gon kill myself
ALOLAN PIKACHU REVEALED
>its the weeb
Oh god, the Katana autist.
>IMPLYING THE RIDE IS OVER
WEEB WITH KATANA SIGHED
WEEB WITH KATAN TAKES CONTROL
Dragon pulse now GOAT animation
KEVIN-SAMA
that music
HOLY SHIT NO.
Not that fucking autist. And of course his name is Kevin.
THEY LET THE FUCKING WEEB SHITTER ON THE STAGE
What the fuck am I watching?
LOL KATANA GUY IS UP
>>27883105
You forgot Avalugg
IT'S KEN-SAMA
>>27882759
They showed the Normal-type Z move. It's a really fast sprint. The dance is fucking great, tho.
HE LEFT HIS KATANA TO HIS MOM JUST THE TIME TO BE ON STAGE
how much does the person in that suit want to kill himself
>>27883079
Not at all. I'm super happy that we got a new pokemon. Fuck these shitters.
>>27882864
>have liked every single Pokemon so far
>see this shitty-ass shit
What is this? It's shaped like a family of hexagons having an argument.
Pokebälle
KEVIN THE LEGEND
KEVIN THE LEGEND
KEVIN THE LEGEND
HOLY SHIT KEN SAMA ON STAGE
>that one faggot in the crowd who keeps doing smug thumbs ups whenever the camera is on him
That was a waste of my time
THEY MADE THAT FUCKING THING SHIT ON TORKOAL LIKE IT WASNT SHIT ON ENOUGH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>watched stream for literally 30 seconds
>right as the Pokemon video started
feels good to not have wasted my time
later fags
KATANA IS ON THE STAGE AND HE'S CALLED KEVIN
>Ash loses Kalos league
>Have to sit through doitch stream for one new Pokémon reveal, albeit a pretty cool one
>No other major SunMoon info at all
>Bleach ended
I don't know what to make of today.
GROSS
LOL mcgroove music WTF
SMOOTH
MC
GROOVE
>>27882787
I was washing hands after eating, dude.
Thanks for asking.
Is this Smooth McGroove?
>this is team instinct
>Let the boy and the girl...
>Or the two boys...
>Or two girls...
>or whoever just let them come on stage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFWLoyZESAc
why are they using smooth mcgroove's acapella lmao
smooth mcgroove?
>acapella
Nice
I hope they paid Smooth McGroove to use his Acapella
>fucking Smooth McGoove
Well now I'm a little less mad I guess
>>27883079
Why? We got the reveal of a new pokemon. Only autists would be mad about that.
They're using Smooth McGroove's music???
SMOOTH MCGROOVE
THEY'RE STONING PIKACHU
>>27883214
THE MAN HIMSELF
SMOOTH BETTER SUE THESE KEKS
Are they allowed to use smoothmcgrooves music like that? I hope they asked..
What a disappointment
I'm going outside to the beach now
What the- SMOOTH MCGROOVE?
>>27883108
GODDAMNIT I CANT BELIEVE I STUCK ARUND FOR THIS
>>27883073
kek
>>27883218
It's KEVIN-sama
>>27882900
No pig nose.
MATA MATA
Really i think we've been spoiled with the sun and moon reveals, having a new pokemon revealed should be interesting enough but you faggots just want more, do you want the entire dex revealed before the release
Smooth McGroove, YES!
DISQUALIFIZIERT
Imagine being the small guy in the pikachu costume
>Smooth
>Mc
>FUCKING
>Groove
Is this fucking Smooth McGroove
>>27882950
Another jewish pokemon. Thanks germoney
DISQUALIFIED
>>27881868
BR satanista é foda
We only got this small piece of shit reveal because the trailer that had Wishiwashi in it got leaked a day early.
Wieso heißen die alle Kevin
>>27883108
>mix idea of a dragon fruit and dragon turtle
>this could learn shell smash
GUYS
DISQUALIFIZIERT
>>27883200
Damn, Torkoal has an infinitely better design.
was that smooth mcgroove
ENGLISH TRAILER ON YOUTUBE
TORTUNATOR WITH SHELL ARMOR AND A MOVE SHELL TRAP
KEVIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IMAGINE IF THEY DIDN'T PAY SMOOTH MCGROOVE TO USE HIS CONTENT
K A R M A
A
R
M
A
how many fucking replies are there
FUCK TGHIS FUCKIN SHIEEEEEET IM OUT
>>27883254
We wanted new information about the actual game, you fucking retard.
THIS MAN JUST FUCKING GRABBED PIKACHU'S HAND AND HELD IT FOR A MINUTE
>>27882864
Looks like a Maverick to me.
He just want an evolution.
Now completely forgotten.
>>27883274
deine mudda ist ein Kevin
>they stone Kevin next
Team Instinct won
>>27883274
guck ihn dir doch an der sieht doch aus wie ein kevin
>>27883236
So his post was still appropriate then.
he fucking headpatted that pikachu
kevin the alpha
>>27883273
>He actually believes thsi
KEVIN-SAMA WON
Dat blonde though
They should just keep the camera on the qt in the nintendo dress
>he won the smallpox pikachu.
>>27883186
Thanks for the laugh m8
Kevin's going to fuck that Pikachu doll tonight.
>>27882864
Looks like a Kappa
This is pure cringe.
I hope he gets shot in the parking lot after this
>>27883308
ja deswegen doch
er hätte nicht einmal seinen namen schreien müssen, es war sofort klar, dass das ein kevin ist
>>27883307
Pikachu litterally came on stage just to get stoned
>>27883301
>Literally fights the new turtle in the footage
>Forgotten
wow...LITERALLY NOTHING
LITERALLY breast of the wild
>Congrats Kevin, here's your prize! That Pikachu Doll everyone sees at the clearance table in every store!
TORTUNATOR IS TORKOAL EVOLUTION
EVOLVES WHEN LEVELED UP IN THE ALOLA REGION
>>27883349
>>27883349
Kappa XD
>>27883350
>EU
>Guns
Idiot
>>27883298
And you got that double retard. Pokemon are part of the game. Bot to mention a new z move and the fact that any pokemon seems to be able to use any z move
was that it?
FUCK
1 hour for 1 pokemon fucking stupid
>>27883344
triple dubs confirm
WE /stickyless/ AGAIN
Image limit. wtf
>>27883350
>getting shot
>in Germany
Only if some arab decides to shoot everyone up.
>>27882957
What is mega Charizard
HOLY SHIT ENGLISH
BAASED ZELDA
>>27883344
KEK
>>27883396
better then waking up early to see the Kalos Final
what a dissapointment
>>27883307
And 1 yellow ball was even removed by Pikachu at some point.
Also Instinct won even by points if you give more value to the balls closer to the center.
I hope Smooth knows his stuff was used in this stream.
OPEN WORLD POKEMON!?
>>27883371
Your mother evolves to tortunator
>>27882957
What is Reshiram?
>>27883381
>Nazis
>Not guns
This Pokemon wasn't on the leak you know
>this music
My dick
>>27883434
Better than staying up till 5 am to see the Kalos Final.
>>27883446
>Zelda trailer STILL has the cut fuckup
HAHHAHAHAHAHHA
>>27883371
Torkoal and that other water turtle are shown battling it.
>>27882957
What are Reshiram and Mega Charizard X?
>>27883444
same here
>>27883457
LEAK CONFIRMED FAKE
BELIEVERS B T F O
>>27883383
>And you got that double retard.
No. I fucking didn't.
Fuck off. A reveal of a new Pokemon is like showing off a new gun skin in CS:GO as news. It tells us nothing about the game as a whole.
Fuck you.
>>27883350
>guns
>europe
no.
>>27883381
>strict gun laws means no guns
I bet you're one of those American's that think they're trying to take them away.
BREAST OF ZE VILD
>>27883274
Das dachte ich mir auch
>>27883457
Because Nintendo knows the leaks now and doesn't want to reveal anything to confirm them further.
>>27883501
well aren't you edgy
ANOTHER MANLET ! WOW ! JUST SHOW ME THE CAMERAMAN HE'S THE ONLY MALE ON THIS WHOLE FUCKING STREAM
Is there a point to continue watching?
>youtube celebrity
>biggest signature
I'm out
YOUTUBE STAR
KEK
Can I close this autism?
I hate germans now
>Hey
>What if we take a Dragon Fruit
>Yeah
>and mix it with a Dragon Turtle
I like it
>>27883536
>ur edgy xDDD
Good one.
>>27883350
You are a terrible cunt of a person :^)
fuck this shit, really. Im done with all this cringe.
man they are really LOVING using ASSHOLES as basis for their designs lately huh. first pyukumuku, now this fella
>420 joke
>LP shit
Kill me
>>27883383
I think it wouldn't have been so bad if they didn't do all the cringey bullshit beforehand, like stacking boxes. I was expecting gameplay like the E3 demo, not five minutes of battle royale and a 30 second clip of a new pokemon that could have been posted on the site. Entire thing was a cock tease to trick fana into watching their shit stream.
Because Turtonator lives on volcanoes, feeding on sulfur and other materials found near volcanic craters, its shell has a layer of explosive material—mostly sulfur. When something strikes this Pokémon, sparks fly from the horns on its shell, igniting an explosion!
In areas around volcanic craters, this Pokémon camouflages itself as a rock and waits for prey. At the moment when its prey steps onto the back of its shell, Turtonator strikes its shell with its own tail, triggering an explosion!
The explosive blasts triggered from Turtonator’s back are released through an orifice located on the middle front of the Pokémon’s body. This is Turtonator’s weak point. Attacks landing on its stomach will cause it a great deal of damage.
Shell Trap is a move that only Turtonator is able to learn. With this move, the Pokémon can set a trap at the beginning of the turn, and if Turtonator is hit by an opponent’s physical attack during that turn, Shell Trap triggers an explosion that will deal much greater damage to the opponent.
>It hunts like a Land Mine
oh god OH GOD A GERMAN POKETUBER PLAYING ZELDA LETS PLAYS
FUCK THIS STREAM
>>27883459
Too fucking bad they confirmed that the background "music" in the game is going to be mostly ambient noise.
During the E3 streams, the person floated Link down into the desert area and a beautiful tune played for a short amount of time, then it returned to ambient noise. It was so disappointing, I wanted to hear the whole thing. The music is, outside of the gameplay, arguably one of the most important part of the series in my opinion. but we get this shit instead.
THEY'RE SHOWING A WALKTHROUGH BEST OF OR WHAT ? REALLY ? WHAT IS THIS FUCKING SHIT ?
A promotion for a cringe youtuber.... wtf germany its the worst show i ever saw.
I completely forgot to replay LBW on hero mode or whatever
>>27883613
Holy shit that's amazing. The lore makes everything better.
Its FUNNY because a FIRE/DRAGON ALSO killed ash's dreams today. just like this nigga turtle did for us. :)
>>27883501
>comparing THE MAIN POINT of the game to something purely cosmetic
Are you brain dead?
>The dislike bar DOUBLED
Fucking kek
>>27883678
People who started in gen 4 think the series isn't about Pokemon any more.
>literally LITERALLY showing a best of of Zelda LPs from Youtubers
>>27883501
Triple retard ;^)
>>27882566
Wat
>>27883678
>>comparing THE MAIN POINT
The "main point" of the game is the gameplay.
We want to know more about how the game is going to actually play, if there's going to be post-game, etc. This is especially important since there are a lot of hints towards them altering the typical formula.
If all you care about are Pokemon and competitive play, then you can just sit on your hands until Pokemon Showdown gets an update for the new Gen.
>>27883732
>People who started in gen 4 think the series isn't about Pokemon any more.
I'm older than you, and I've been playing since Gen 1, kiddo.
>>27883105
Shuckle
Worst german-japanese collaboration since WW2.
>>27883826
So basically you want literally everything to be spoiled before release just so you can shitpost here about it.
Also take your own advice, you clearly only care about competitive if the "gameplay" is all that matters to you so just sit on your hands until Pokemon Showdown gets an update for the new Gen.
>>27883869
kill your family and then kill yourself
>>27883869
>I'm older than you, and I've been playing since Gen 1, kiddo.
I cringed.
this is embarassing in a non meme way
>>27883900
kek
>>27883826
>The "main point" of the game is the gameplay.
And Pokemon are the MAIN PART of the gameplay you dipshit.
Do you just fuck about in the reigon not catching, battling, or trading ANYTHING?
>If all you care about are Pokemon and competitive play, then you can just sit on your hands until Pokemon Showdown gets an update for the new Gen.
Nice assumptions there mate.
>>27883901
>So basically you want literally everything to be spoiled before release just so you can shitpost here about it.
>Also take your own advice, you clearly only care about competitive if the "gameplay" is all that matters to you
lol
No, you fucking idiot.
I'm sure a lot of people would like know if there's an actual post-game or if we're getting more terrible routes like in XY.
How is that spoiling the game? How is knowing whether or not Gen 7 will end up like Gen 6 bad? What does any of this have to do with competitive Pokemon?
>>27883991
>And Pokemon are the MAIN PART of the gameplay you dipshit.
Yeah. That's why Gen 6 is fine. There totally weren't a number of issues with the design of the game.
>>27883916
>le cringe xD
>>27884102
>How is that spoiling the game?
>how is knowing everything about the game spoiling the game?
Are you retarded?
> What does any of this have to do with competitive Pokemon?
Because competitive seems to be all you really care about when it comes to substance in pokemon.
>>27884102
hahaha you are so funny and cool my dude
>>27884102
>Yeah. That's why Gen 6 is fine. There totally weren't a number of issues with the design of the game.
Gen 6 was shit because of a lack of Pokemon though.
I honestly couldn't care about anything else because the story has always been terrible.
>>27884154
>Because competitive seems to be all you really care about when it comes to substance in pokemon.
Show me where that's the case. Show me how talking about the main game and wanting to know more about the main OFFLINE game has anything to do with competitive. Or are you just going to keep being retarded?
>>how is knowing everything about the game spoiling the game?
>wanting to know if there's any actual post-game
>wanting to know if we get another XY Route 1
>spoiling the game
Wow. You're an idiot.
>>27884226
>Gen 6 was shit because of a lack of Pokemon though.
No. It wasn't.
Gen 6 was shit because of the garbage level curve, a number of teased locations you could never go to, Route 1, 2, etc., the game throwing a million free Pokemon at you, and a number of other things.
It wasn't just shit because it had fewer new Pokemon. Stop lying to yourself.
>>27884291
>Raging this hard
How does it feel to be a Nintentoddler?
>>27884291
>the garbage level curve
HGSS had an awful level curve too
>a number of teased locations you could never go to, Route 1, 2, etc.
This is not mutually exclusive to Gen 6
>the game throwing a million free Pokemon at you,
And this directly ties into the Pokemon themselves
>It wasn't just shit because it had fewer new Pokemon.
That's your opinion.
>Stop lying to yourself.
Stop forcing opinions down people's throats.
>>27884291
>Show me how talking about the main game and wanting to know more about the main OFFLINE game has anything to do with competitive.
Because you don't give a flying fuck about the main game and just want everything layed flat out in front of you just so you can complain about it.
Jesus fucking christ.
>>wanting to know if there's any actual post-game
>>wanting to know if we get another XY Route
Except you're not just asking for that are you?
You're literally asking for fucking everything right now and are throwing a temper tantrum just because you don't have it.
>>27882727
Kanker homo
>>27884455
>Because you don't give a flying fuck about the main game and just want everything layed flat out in front of you just so you can complain about it.
The fuck are you talking about? Where are you pulling this out of your ass? What is this strawman?
I want to know MORE about the main game so I don't buy it only to find it's a 10 hour faceroll with no post-game like XY.
What does that have to do with anything I said? Show me.
>Except you're not just asking for that are you?
Except, I am, and anything you state otherwise is putting words into my mouth, you fucking idiot.
Quote me. Show me the post where I say I want to know "everything."
>>27884538
Don't bother with them, they are probably baiting.
>>27884538
>Completely ignoring my points
>>27884450
Good to know that you don't fucking have an argument.
>>27884538
Are you even reading your own posts now?
>Except, I am
We want to know more about how the game is going to actually play, if there's going to be post-game, etc. This is especially important since there are a lot of hints towards them altering the typical formula.
>implying you are
>implying you literally aren't getting mad because you're not getting everything
>>27884640
>Actually care about the Pokemon in Pokemon and not the shit that goes around it
>Bait because it's a different opinion
When did this site become such fucking pussies?
>>27884712
>Are you even reading your own posts now?
Are you? You've yet to show me where I said I want to know anything and you're responses have basically been, "Nuh uh! You aren't saying that because I said so!"
>>implying you are
Case and point.
>>27884739
>caring ONLY about Pokemon in a Pokemon game
When did this site become shit?
>>27884739
Then don't bother with the games and play fucking Showdown.
>>27884642
I completely missed your post. Don't throw a fit.
>>27884450
>HGSS had an awful level curve too
Okay? I'm not sure how pointing to another game and saying "This has the bad thing too!" is a point.
XY's was worse since it made the game easier, not more difficult.
>This is not mutually exclusive to Gen 6
A straight line route with no grass or trainers is not mutually exclusive to Gen 6.
Okay, buddy.
The rest of your post isn't making a point but just say "Nuh uh. You're wrong!"
>>27884855
>>27884859
>wanting to spoil the adventure before even getting the game
Can the shitposters just leave already?
>>27883564
It's a soft shelled turtle, going by the snorkel snout. Also these are an invasive species, introduced to Hawaii by asian tourists.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_softshell_turtle
So it's like an alolan form from a region we haven't visited yet?
>>27884855
>caring ONLY about Pokemon in a Pokemon game
Well gee it's almost like it's the name of the game or sonething.
You're nobetter than those fags that like games for their "story".
>>27884859
>Then don't bother with the games and play fucking Showdown.
I couldn't give a shit about competetive, I just want to catch, train, and trade pokemon, that's it. I couldn't give less of a shit than some shitty rival or evil team.
>>27884978
>I couldn't give a shit about competetive, I just want to catch, train, and trade pokemon, that's it. I couldn't give less of a shit than some shitty rival or evil team.
Then play Pokemon GO.
Pokemon games are actual video games, believe it or not, not trading simulators.
>>27885022
>implying Pokemon Go is a Pokemon
Can you just fuck off already and stop trying to bait the people who care about the game?
>>27884938
>A straight line route with no grass or trainers is not mutually exclusive to Gen 6
>What is Route 23 in GSC
>NEWS AFTER SPLATOON
>NEWS AFTER ZELDA
>GUYS THEY FUCKING SAID NEWS AFTER OLD TRAILER
>NEWS AFTER BATTLLE ROYALE
KEK
>>27885125
There was news after Battle Royale.
>>27884938
>Okay? I'm not sure how pointing to another game and saying "This has the bad thing too!" is a point.
Except it is because it means you're shitting on XY while giving these games a pass.
>XY's was worse since it made the game easier, not more difficult.
I'd rather have a boring but ultimately quick game than a boring, long, and tedious one.
>A straight line route with no grass or trainers is not mutually exclusive to Gen 6.
That's one route in the game and I honestly believe that was done as a joke and not serious.
>>27885022
Except Go only has two of those things and they're both awful.
>Pokemon games are actual video games, believe it or not, not trading simulators.
There's also not grandiose MMOs with deep engaging gameplay and plot.
>>27885082
Pokemon GO is Pokemon by your description.
All you do is catch, train, and trade Pokemon in that game. It's your perfect game.
See. I actually like catching Pokemon, but I also like having a reason to "catch, train, and trade" them because Pokemon is an RPG not a Pokemon breeder game.
>>27885082
Pokemon Go ''isn't'' Pokémon, and that's why he should play it, because he doesn't care about the game, just wants to see cute and badass monsters running around and shit.
>>27885123
>>What is Route 23 in GSC
Had grass and water you surf with wild Pokemon.
Try again.
>>27885206
>Being this clueless.
This is not you board, go to /b/ or something.
>>27885182
>Pokemon Go ''isn't'' Pokémon, and that's why he should play it, because he doesn't care about the game, just wants to see cute and badass monsters running around and shit.
Says the faggot who actually doesn't care about the Pokemon themselves.
Go play Skyrim if you think Pokemon aren't the point of Pokemon.
>>27885206
No there wasn't.
>>27885206
>I've never played GSC: the post
http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/9/91/Indigo_Plateau_GSC.png
>>27885168
>Except it is because it means you're shitting on XY while giving these games a pass.
Where, Anon? What is everyone obsession with putting words into my mouth?
Here's a tip: when someone is arguing with you and they mention one thing that doesn't mean they talking about everything associated with it.
>I'd rather have a boring but ultimately quick game than a boring, long, and tedious one.
Yeah. One case where there's a huge jump in trainer levels really compares to an entire game where you're overleveled.
>That's one route in the game and I honestly believe that was done as a joke and not serious.
It's multiple routes and you idiots need to stop with the "It's a joke" shit.
>>27885246
>>27885272
Whatever you say, Anons.
http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/c/c4/Kanto_Route_23_RBY.png
>>27885346
>RBY
You fucking retard see >>27885325
That anon even specified GSC.
>>27885260
>Implying I don't care about the Pokémon..
Pokémon =/= New Pokémon
I have Pokémon I like already, new Pokémon won't make the game. The story will. The trainers will. The difficulty curve will.
New Pokémon are optional to use.
>>27885367
That's not actually a route. It's not labeled as a route in GSC which is why I linked to Kanto. I thought, who could be so stupid to count the entrance to Johto's league as a route.
It's literally just the entrance to Indigo Plateau. Stop calling it Route 23.
>>27885346
>http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/c/c4/Kanto_Route_23_RBY.png
>RBY
Are you retarded?
>>27885430
>Stop calling it Route 23
It's literally Route 23.
>>27885392
>The story will. The trainers will. The difficulty curve will.
You're kidding right?
This is Pokemon. The story is nothing, the trainers will always be a pushover and the difficulty has been nonexistent from the day it came about.
Pokemon isn't the series for you if that's what you're looking for.
What makes the game is the region and traversing it to find the new Pokemon. Everything else doesn't matter.
>>27885430
http://www.serebii.net/pokearth/kanto/2nd/route23.shtml
>>27885454
No. You are for calling this >>27885325 Route 23.
The only regions that have a Route 23 are Kanto and Unova.
>>27885474
Don't tell me you actually took the ''Catch 'em all' seriously.
>>27885430
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Kanto_Route_23
It's literally the same route and it's even found on the same page as the one you picked.
>>27885501
Did you forget that the Indigo Plateau is still in Kanto in GSC?
>>27885511
>implying I said anything about catching them all
Seriously though, if you don't care about catching them and adventuring across the region, which was the basis of the series as a whole. Then Pokemon isn't for you.
The story and everything else is meaningless.
>>27885346
>Where, Anon? What is everyone obsession with putting words into my mouth?
>Say XY are shit because reason
>Said reason can be applied to other games despite those games being seen as good
>XY are still worse because of arbitrary reason
You are sure as hell implying it.
>One case where there's a huge jump in trainer levels really compares to an entire game where you're overleveled.
Said jump is large enough to be really annoying enough to the point to where it can make you drop the game entirely.
XY has no such jump, it's just consistently shit.
>>27885392
>Pokémon =/= New Pokémon
Is this a joke?
>I have Pokémon I like already, new Pokémon won't make the game.
You can't like new Pokemon?
>The story will. The trainers will. The difficulty curve will.
So in other words; Not pokemon?
>>27885511
MOOOOODDDDS
>>27885511
Reminder that not catching them all is a bannable offence
>>27885492
>>27885523
>>27885532
It comes after Victory Road. It's not a real route.
Either way, it's not even comparable to Route 1 and 2 in XY. Stop trying so hard to make the comparison.
Route 1 isn't just suppose to be a straight walk to the next town. There's no reason for it. It's suppose to be an introduction to game mechanics.
Route 2 having a 100% catch rate isn't excusable.
>>27885579
>You are sure as hell implying it.
No. You implyed it. You put the words into my mouth.
I mentioned XY becaues it was the last mainline game duo. You know, like how SM are Gen 7's mainline games.
>XY has no such jump, it's just consistently shit.
I'm glad you understood my point.
>make you drop the game entirely
It's like you've never played an RPG before.
>>27885579
Pokémon are just a tool to get to the important part of the game. By your posts I can tell you actually nickname pokémon and act like they are your bros and shit. Wow, your life must be so sad.
>>27885704
How is it not a real route just because it comes after Victory Road?
>>27885726
Look at this edgy fag.
>>27885805
Because Victory Road is the last route before the Pokemon league always.
They're not going to have you go through Victory Road and then go "Surprise! Here's some random route you have to go through now!"
>>27885805
It's not a real route because it makes him wrong obviously.
>>27885868
Even if it was a real route it's not a good comparison to XY's Route 1, so it doesn't ultimately matter.
>>27885857
That doesn't matter. It's a real route. It is Route 23.
>>27885704
>No. You implyed it. You put the words into my mouth.
Sure bud.
>I mentioned XY becaues it was the last mainline game duo. You know, like how SM are Gen 7's mainline games.
Yeah and by brining up it's flaws you should realize that a lot of games have those flaws too so your points are moot.
>It's like you've never played an RPG before
Yeah, I have.
And I game that starts out great then quickly goes to shit real quickly is a lot more annoying than one that's mediocre all the way through.
>>27885726
>Pokémon are just a tool to get to the important part of the game. By your posts I can tell you actually nickname pokémon and act like they are your bros and shit. Wow, your life must be so sad.
>It's another "you can't enjoy fiction because my autism says so" argument
How do you enjoy any form of media?
Are you a robot?
>>27885704
>It's suppose to be an introduction to game mechanics.
Eh, any route could do that. Route 1 in X and Y was supposed to set the tone of the adventure like most RPGs outside of Pokemon. Route 2 introduces the player to the mechanics.
>>27885913
It doesn't matter if it's not a comparison to XY's Route 1. Your comment earlier was, "A straight line route with no grass or trainers is not mutually exclusive to Gen 6. Okay, buddy." There is a straight line route with no grass or trainers in a non Gen 6 game. You are wrong.
>>27885950
>Yeah and by brining up it's flaws you should realize that a lot of games have those flaws too so your points are moot.
How are my points moot? Also, no. A lot games don't have the same flaws.
Show me another game that literally copy and pastes Viridian Forest.
>And I game that starts out great then quickly goes to shit real quickly is a lot more annoying than one that's mediocre all the way through.
Nice subjectivity you have there. You keep mentioning GSC like I care about them. I honestly think Gen 1 and 2 have aged horribly. You're not winning anything by pointing out their flaws.
>>27885968
I guess? It still has absolutely no reason to exist. Route 1 could be removed from the game and the two starter towns could otherwise have just been combined into a larger town.
>>27886058
You're an idiot.