Welcome to Showderp the saltiest thread in /vp/! 6 underage kids pick 6 shitty Pokémon and give it to their papa.
>Baby database
http://dogars.org/
>Sad pictures
http://booru.showderp.com/
>Current Daddy
kabuto !PUl2Le/af2
>>27876166
I love you
>>27876166
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-419311922
Parahaxed. Five. Times. In a row.
Still won though.
ASH SHOULD HAVE WON
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ok give me some real meme s this ti me
FEAR MY HAMMA
REMOVE ASH (Charizard-Mega-X) @ Charizardite X
Ability: Tough Claws
EVs: 128 Atk / 128 SpA / 252 Spe
Naive Nature
- Dragon Claw
- Thunder Punch
- Flamethrower
- Blast Burn
or
http://dogars.org/set/820 named "REMOVE KALOS" instead
>>27876166
>saltiest thread in /vp/
not anymore
Granbull
Dragonite (M) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Multiscale
EVs: 128 HP / 252 Atk / 128 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Dragon Claw
- Extreme Speed
- Earthquake
- Dragon Dance
Mega Obama
free pick named pepis
metrognome
the sableye
Magec (Mismagius) (F) @ Colbur Berry
Ability: Levitate
Happiness: 0
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Hex
- Nasty Plot
- Inferno
- Skill Swap
Tangela
>>27876244
tail glow manaphy
>>27876248
>all those extra moves
-DORAGUN KURAW
-DORAGUN KURAW
-DORAGUN KURAW
-BURASTO BAN
when its dead hours in chat but the thread still spouts its memes in 13 seconds
>>27876297
DORAGON KUROU
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-419318255
>>27876166
STOP MOCKING ME!
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-419319839
>>27876427
DORAGON KUROU
>>27876427
DORAGON KUROU
>>27876427
DORAGON KUROU
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-419322045
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-419325541
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-419329874
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-419332801
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-419335465
last team soon
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-419337687
last set of memes next
give me some new tools to take down the smogon establishment
assvest blissey
pokemon trainer
Your fav togekiss meme or a baton passer
both must have the name Cunnimingus
Manaphy @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Hydration
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpA
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Scald
- """"free""""
- Aqua Ring
- Rain Dance
Pelipper
arceus bug if AG, otherwise danielswagg90 of your choice
sd mega sceptile
Mega Gardevoir
Electrode with explode and normal gem
DMX (Charizard-Mega-X) @ Charizardite X
Ability: Blaze
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Dragon Dance
- Swords Dance
- Fire Punch
- Dragon Claw
if your team gets fucked by rocks though use
YOU WON'T FLINCH (Gallade) @ Galladite
Ability: Justified
EVs: 252 Atk / 8 SpD / 248 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Skill Swap
- Close Combat
- Psycho Cut
- Swords Dance
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-419344172
ok let's do this shit
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-419346672
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-419348480
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-419350836
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-419357006
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-419359574
last one
>>27879001
finally
hoge
Me or Tangrowth
Zoroark @ Leftovers
Ability: Illusion
EVs: 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Dark Pulse
- Calm Mind
- Low Kick
- Sludge Bomb
tramapoline
any monkey set named Harambe
Kecleon
use BANANALORD
big hoge
ebin cade
>champ didn't call new champ
breaking news: severe case of premature ejaculation on showderp
>>27879353
that doesn't count as champ call you dunce
>>27879353
>neoderps replying to me
>>27879373
what does it fucking matter, just speed the process up if champ is being a cunt
>>27879373
>haha I make the rules
>please give me attention
>>27879393
(You)
new champ btw
forgot to do that
>>27879431
>replies
me
haha (Kricketot) (F) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Shed Skin
Level: 1
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Endeavor
- String Shot
- Growl
- Mud-Slap
specs weedle
weedle no specs
scarf girafarig
>>27879417
with this reasoning you could've claimed champ right after that post, why didn't you?
>>27879320
All I'm seeing is an Onix
>>27879505
you're also not the champ so np
>>27879463
mad as hell champ
>>27879472
>>27879478
>>27879484
>>27879485
>>27879491
>>27879501
team
the other "champ" can stop whatever he's doing right now
>>27879496
because i didn't want to
no really tho, i'm sorry guys
thought i posted the call in quick reply but i didn't
>>27879559
you made this cunt >>27879463 champ now
do you see what you did?
fucking idiot dick
>>27879559
kabluto btw
>>27879559
Instead of someone new, you had to make >>27879463 champ. Fuck you.
>>27879559
I'm literally crying right now and it's all your fault why did you do this to me
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-419370878
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-419374096
>>27879559
THIS IS ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT
>>27879559
BRB in 2 or 3 hours
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-419377219
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/pu-419373167
Why'd Clefairy stop taking Toxic Damage?
>>27880193
Because it has Magic Guard.
>>27880222
Oh, ok. I thought it was glitching.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-419380272
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-419386504
are you ok?
new champ!
GUILLOTINE (Goodra) (F) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Gooey
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Draco Meteor
- Muddy Water
- Ice Beam
- Focus Blast
Donkmaster (Slaking) @ Life Orb
Ability: Truant
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Encore
- Power-Up Punch
- Ice Punch
- Night Slash
>>27881774
>being THIS afraid of shitmons
PUFFY (Cloyster) (F) @ White Herb
Ability: Overcoat
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 SpA / 30 Spe
- Shell Smash
- Hydro Pump
- Ice Beam
- Hidden Power [Fire]
unfezant male
>mfw I have been on a bad losing streak in OU, I am currently re-examining the choices I made by playing this pokemon
Is not using legendaries such a crutch?
Baby Memefrog (Froakie) @ Life Orb
Ability: Protean
Happiness: 256
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Hydro Pump
- Ice Beam
- Hidden Power [(Ground)]
- Grass Knot
a marowak
>>27881774
me or tangrowth?
Nidoqueen with Disable! VERY FAST EV GOING AT 252 SPEED
Donkmaster (Slaking) @ Life Orb
Ability: Truant
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Encore
- Power-Up Punch
- Ice Punch
- Night Slash
bro-donnel
stage 1: your favorite prevolution
stage 2: your favorite second evolution
stage 3: your favorite final evolution or pokemon outside of evolutionary lines (Or second/third/etc favorite if your favorite is higher tier and you dont want to switch)
stage 4: your favorite mega or legendary (see above)
BANANALORD
兜
>>27882455
sans xd
>>27882509
what is that moonrune?
>>27881969
Are you autistic?
is anybody going to fucking champ
>>27882548
translate it
also wobbuffet for 6th mon
Free pick
>>27882696
Someone is
>>27882738
we already have 6 mons...
>>27882770
>we
>>27882738
It means pocket. But I can't find anything in Dogars named pocket.
>>27882859
Just skip it im sick of fucking waiting unless someone clarifies
>>27882859
just fucking google it
>>27882859
http://jisho.org/search/%E5%85%9C
>>27882859
Kabuto
flare blitz char X named Fix Everything
or me if we have no champ
Ash's Dreams (Gastly) (M) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Levitate
Happiness: 0
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Explosion
- Frustration
- Pain Split
- Perish Song
>>27883102
Read the fucking thread retard
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-419407975
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-419410258
>>27876427
DORAGON KUROU
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-419412482
>>27883162
rude desu
>>27881900
>giving a shit about neoderp while new pokeymon are being leaked
wew
new champ
Nidoqueen is the fastest mon alive
me
ell giovanni (Persian) @ Life Orb
Ability: Technician
Happiness: 256
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Power Gem / Icy Wind / Nasty Plot
- Round
- Hidden Power [Ground]
- Shadow Ball
Torkoal
Ash's Dreams (Gastly) (M) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Levitate
Happiness: 0
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Explosion
- Frustration
- Pain Split
- Perish Song
use specs weezing
wobbuffet again
>>27883912
sans xd
>>27883912
Sceptile-Mega @ Sceptilite
Ability: Overgrow
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 1 Atk / 30 SpA
- Energy Ball
- Hidden Power [Electric]
- Swords Dance
- Dragon Pulse
>>27883912
Any scarf offensive fairy type with only one of moonblast/hypervoice/playrough and sleep talk
you but stronger (Ditto) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Imposter
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Spe
Bashful Nature
- Transform
-
-
-
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-419419095
this team sure sucks balls i can't wait to get blown out by 12 year olds!!!!
Smogon shark
>>27883622
Instead of getting a million dollars or getting a mansion, John Game Freak decided to bless me with his magic.
Feels bad man.
literally me for new champ
GUILLOTINE (Goodra) (F) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Gooey
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Draco Meteor
- Muddy Water
- Ice Beam
- Focus Blast
>>27884273
Sceptile-Mega @ Sceptilite
Ability: Overgrow
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 1 Atk / 30 SpA
- Energy Ball
- Hidden Power [Electric]
- Swords Dance
- Dragon Pulse
chatot
>>27884273
Too slow
>>27883912
Motor drive Electivire holding a Cell battery
Ash's Dreams (Gastly) (M) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Levitate
Happiness: 0
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Explosion
- Frustration
- Pain Split
- Perish Song
sashu smashu torkoal
>>27884299
he ragequit
>>27884299
Are you being retarded on purpose?
specs weedle
sash serperior
>>27884273
Hopefully not a bitch champion like mac the faggot
>>27884281
>>27884289
>>27884292
>>27884301
>>27884304
>>27884307
too bad team
Reshiram named JustinRPG
>>27884320
Oh.
>>27884335
Probably
Naruto (Zigzagoon) @ Leftovers
Shiny: Yes
Ability: Quick Feet
Bold 252 Def 4 SpD 253 HP
Headbutt
Toxic
Rest
Sleep Talk
>>27884369
fuck me for being slow every fucking time
Make sure Chatot has the move Chatter!
For the lulz!
>>27884415
>lulz
I hope you are being ironic
>>27884444
quads checked
>derp chooses a shit team
>chimp ragequits
Why? It's not like he has to feel responsible for everyone else's shit choices.
>>27884444
>four 4s
almost as good as four Us
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-419423605
>tfw the golden days of showderp are over
>tfw nobody has the same idea of "golden age showderp" as i do
how do i deal with this /b/ros? i already killed myself so that's not an option.
>>27884458
Some people just can't handle the mantle of champ
>>27884475
kill yourself again you fucking retard
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-419424373
>>27884510
it backfired last time, like i said, not an option.
>>27884560
You can always put on a trip and complain about it all day every day. I mean, you already have the attention whoring part down pat.
>>27884611
consider it done
>>27884475
>/b/ros
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-419426853
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-419430050
I have a lot of fun in these threads. It's one of the only things that always makes me smile no matter how bad my day was.
>>27884943
I like to think I learn from these threads too
>>27884943
same here anon :)
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-419432642
>>27884943
I have literally no idea what happens in these threads.
I'm constantly confused.
>>27884943
glad we can make you feel better anon :))
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-419436988
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-419440187
chatot literally op
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-419443316
new team
specs weedle
Normie Berry (Torkoal) @ Kee Berry
Ability: Shell Armor
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
- Toxic
- Protect
- Amnesia
- Rest
NUCLEAR WINTER (Abomasnow-Mega) @ Abomasite
Ability: Snow Warning
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA
Quiet Nature
- Ice Beam
- Rock Slide
- Giga Drain
- Leech Seed
rock polish relicanth
donk king 2.0
a big ol baby
BOOM BOOM
Magnet Rise Magnezone named STOP RIGHT THERE
>>27885899
Life orb Delibird
>>27885899
farfetch
BOOMBOOM
Naruto (Zigzagoon) @ Leftovers
Shiny: Yes
Ability: Quick Feet
Bold 252 Def 4 SpD 253 HP
Headbutt
Toxic
Rest
Sleep Talk
please recycle some old wishes please
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-419448321
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-419453041
actually you know what he probably just molted
either way ITS A MIRACLE GREGORY LIVES ON
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-419456568
specs weedle meme needs to stop
next time give champ some fun shit like Chatot or somethin
>>27886530
specs weedle named chatot
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-419461305
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-419465425
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-419466128
>Watching showderp while participating in the single elimination tournament
>Win
>>27887209
whoa that mustve taken a lot of skill and cunning
gg
new team
Hard Young Girl 2
High Quality Rips (PorygonZ) @ Red Card
Ability: Trace
Timid, max speed/s.atk
Signal Beam
Magic Coat
Lock On
Zap Cannon
me or anything with last resort
chillallnerds.exe
george (Crustle) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Shell Smash
- Rock Wrecker
- Flail
- Earthquake/x-scissor/knock off
ebin cade
no rocks pls (Pinsir-Mega) @ Pinsirite
Ability: Aerilate
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- X-Scissor
- Return
- Close Combat
- Quick Attack
banded piloswine
>>27887360
>porygon-z
>trace
>typing your set manually
>>27887360
Retard
>>27887360
wow.. r u dumb?
>>27887360
this set looks like you typed in your lock on/zap cannon meme and then took a fat shit on the keyboard to fill in the rest of the set
>>27887421
>>27887448
Was gonna be 2 but I changed my mind last second
>>27887368
is this a poketuber reference
>>27887360
There's so many fucking wrongs in this set, I just can't.
Why are you typing your sets when Showdown Team Builder exists? Lurk more
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-419476351
>>27887494
:^)
>>27887475
what? no, it's after my hermit crab george. i thought he died last night but turns out he just molted
>>27887360
High Quality Rips (Porygon-Z) @ Leftovers
Ability: Download
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Lock-On
- Substitute
- Zap Cannon
- Blizzard
here verlis I fixed you're meme
>>27887523
Anon I want to get off your hermit crab's wild ride
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-419479058
>>27887626
>>27887626
love you
Impeached for skipping/changing pokemon
First trip is new champ
free pick
free choice
>>27887688
Electrode
>>27887688
specs keldeo for my favorite user <3
>>27887688
Aggron
mega lopunny with fake out/sub/hjk/last resort
dogars
>>27887726
nice bait, here's your (you)
exeggutor
>>27887677
muh weedle
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-419481736
>>27887805
kill yourself summer
>>27887360
new champ are you done teambuilding or what?
>>27887844
hello newfag, pls lurk more, thanks
test
>>27887844
new champ took to long
impeachednew team
weedle
>>27887945
Snorlax
BILL
>>27887945
no rocks pls (Pinsir-Mega) @ Pinsirite
Ability: Aerilate
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- X-Scissor
- Return
- Close Combat
- Quick Attack
Hard young BOY
>>27887945
specs lotad that is actually a lotad
Scarf Lucario
-Crunch
-Blaze kick
-Iron Tail / Iron Head
-High jump kick
BLOOD DUCKE V2
>>27887929
>t. summer
kek
>>27887964
may as well give this lefties since you already have a mega
i will delete the post so you know that i am the suggestór, unless you'd really prefer using specs lotad
is this the meme trip
>>27887975
nice try
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-419487778
>>27888010
every trip is a meme trip friendo
>>27887989
>using this season's popular buzzword
that's all good and dandy, but you should lurk and learn about ruse trips, instead of falling for an ancient ruse like a dumbfuck
>>27888081
>getting baited this much after reading the archive for 2 minutes
lmao summer kys
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-419488588
>mfw I can skip every shitmon I want from now on
fucking nice
*skips the next 6 suggestions*
*puff*
me or fuck you
>>27887735
go boblak
>>27888208
is this horn drill ponyta? im staying in ou
>>27888208
politoed
>>27888147
anyone who actually has a problem with him skipping the weedle he got for the 5th time in a row has perfectly legitimate grounds to impeach
instead they just bitch and whine and try to get somebody else to do it
>>27888194
>>27888208
if either of these are actual claims use wormadam-trash
if they're ruse claims use specs weedle
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-419492851
>>27888096
the funny thing is, you're the definition of a summerfag that we literally encounter here on showderp every single year.
i'm actually amazed by how you and the underage fag from last year have the same kind of comebacks when i tried to point out how dumb and retarded he was, its surreal actually.
>>27888318
you're literally so mad you wasted your time writing all that random shit instead of just saying "kys"
now kill yourself, summer lmao
>>27888318
you're literally so mad you wasted your time writing all that random shit instead of just saying "kys"
now kill yourself, summer lmao
>>27888318
Calm down kid and lurk more.
>>27888318
>>27888342
You're both dumb for replying to each other
>>27888194
mega metagross `-`
>>27888342
>>27888371
>>27888377
the most appropriate situation to use this forced meme
>He's STILL replying
So your autism triggers when you're not the one ending an argument? Alright, feel free to reply to this if that makes you sleep at night
have a heatran
>>27888342
>>27888371
uhh samefag much? xD
>>27888396
>SEETHING
boblak here
new champ cause this faggot kept skipping mons
>>27888417
Seek sunlight, hit the shower, have sex, and get a clue.
>>27888209
>>27888259
>>27888330
>>27888394
>>27888403
>>27888265
literally a team boblak find a match right now
>>27888447
this is a liear....
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-419496323
>>27888459
the most appropriate situation to use this forced meme
>He's STILL replying
So your autism triggers when you're not the one ending an argument? Alright, feel free to reply to this if that makes you sleep at night
>>27888536
>SEETHING
new champ
you or weedle
>>27888619
kill yourself summer
me?
>>27888536
Were you dropped on your head as a child?
>>27888635
snips
Soft Kitty (Skitty) (F) @ Eviolite
Ability: Normalize
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Bold Nature
- Sing
- Play Rough
- Dream Eater
- Protect
>>27888667
Electr
no
current champ
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-419496323
Zoroark @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Illusion
EVs: 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Dark Pulse
- Hyper Voice
- Knock Off
- Sludge Bomb
Scarf Lucario
-Crunch
-Blaze kick
-Iron Tail / Iron Head
-High jump kick
polish Rhyperior
>>27888667
die
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-419500019
Please pick smogon shark, I am always late ;_;
>>27888667
No boblak is champ were you meanies dropped on your head as a childs?
>>27888702
boblak pls
>>27888710
>>27888730
did not realize -- never mind
>>27888667
>THIS GUY
haha no
>>27888702
There is a current champ already, slowpoke! >>27888667
>>27888732
yes?
What tier do you usually play in showderp?
>>27888721
>skip suggestions so my mon gets in
Were you dropped on your head as a child?
dae dropped on their head as a child?
>>27888807
RU and PU
>>27888807
Little cup
>>27888830
Here
me
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-419503213
any big meme
>>27888807
I play OU, UU and NU but I haven't touched OU in a while because it's gotten pretty stale after this long with no major changes
ORAS UU isn't as good as XY UU imo but it's okay
NU is cool when you aren't facing homosexuals with samefag weather teams
>>27888807
Random lol
Naruto (Zigzagoon) @ Leftovers
Shiny: Yes
Ability: Quick Feet
Bold 252 Def 4 SpD 253 HP
Headbutt
Toxic
Rest
Sleep Talk
>>27888937
I can understand that. I myself haven't played since B/W1 until my brother gave me ORAS a week ago so I usually play UU because I don't understand the meta right now. It's good fun though
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-419507154
Baked a new bread
>>27889098
>>27889068
>scrafty blush
soiled it
Nidoking @ Micle Berry
Shiny: Yes
Ability: Sheer Force
Jolly 252 Atk, 4SpD, 252 Spe
0 HP IVs
Endure
Horn Drill