Pyukumyku thread?

>>27844989
He looks comfy.

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>>27844989

>>27844989
*chucks his ass into the ocean* gtfo the beach

>>27845140
someone description again

Wouldn't it be hot if an Alolan youngster got bullied by his friends to put his dick in a Pyuku? He'd be be embarrassed but he had to do it, so he asked his best friend to accompany him and help find one. Eventually they find one hiding behind a big rock at a beach. The youngster would stare at it nervously while the Pyuku would just stare back with its blank emotionless expression, it not even having a proper brain. After intoxicating the Pyuku with some Sea Incense, the two boys managed to pull the Pyuku off the rocks without it aggro-ing, but the effort and the hot Alolan sun would have left them with quite the sweat. Slowly, the dared youngster would prod and pry at the Pyuku's mouth and stick it in. The intoxicated Pyuku would convulse slightly and tighten to the boy's panic. He quickly withdrew his finger only to find that the Pyuku's slimy innards had latched on to his finger. His friend would be especially grossed by the sight and tell the youngster to hurry up and get it over with, and proceed to turn away.
The youngster lowers his pants, revealing his untanned nether regions and his genitals. Using the same hand covered in the Pyuku innards, he begins to touch his penis, at first with his bare skin but then rubbing it against the gooey white intestines. At this point the dazed Pyuku begins to stir and it feels its innards touching something warm and hard. It wakes up and reels its innards back into its mouth, pulling in the youngster by his dick which was wrapped in said intestines. The youngster let out a yelp of surprise, and his friend who was on the lookout whispered angrily to be quiet and not attract attention, only to turn around and see what happened.
The Pyuku was awake and agitated and latched on to the youngster crotch while the youngsters dick was deep inside its body. The sensation of the Pyuku's soft intestines compressed in its small body around the youngsters dick was pure ecstasy. Cont

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>>27845693
The fuck are you on about?

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>>27845693

>>27845693
Patiently waiting for part 2

>>27845693
Is it going to digest his dick?

>knock out pyukumyku
>faint

Woooooooow

>>27845693
He would begin stroking his own member jealously while his friend was getting the blowjob of a lifetime. Then he remembered what the ancient Alolan's used to say, that a Pyuku's mouth and anus could were pretty much interchangable. With this knowledge, he went over to his orgasming friend and grabbed the other end of the Pyuku, and thrusted his hardened member inside. This end had a lot more of the slimy intestines compared to its mouth, which meant a lot more resistance, but through sheer determination he squeezed through it in a single thrust. The youngster and his friend gasped as both their penises met and touched inside the Pyuku's body, covered in the now warm, caressing and stimulating innards. The two friends momentarily woke from their incredible ecstasy and looked in each others eyes. They then kissed passionately, their tounges invading each others mouths as the Pyuku's stimulations intensified. The two friends gripped the Pyuku harder, thrusting and thrusting, their prepubescent penises swollen to adult sizes, not clashing head on with each other, but sliding against each other inside the Pokemon. At last they couldn't handle it anymore and with one final thrust from each they leaned and came together while the Pyuku's innards gave one final squeeze. Slowly, those innards relaxed and massaged their penises, letting all the cum flow out as their dicks deflated. The two friends lay down on the sandy beach, the Alolan sun's glaring down on them with its warmth. The Pyuku, tired from all the exertion, fell asleep, making soft cooing noises accompanied by a slight gurgling of semen. As per Alolan tradition, the two boys carried the now slightly heavier Pyuku and threw it into water, letting the waves take it away.
The two friends then washed themselves in the sea, and went home, knowing that the Pyuku would return and would be waiting in the same spot.

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>>27845693
>>27845825

>>27845825
Pretty hot.

>>27845825
Of course the dicks had to touch

Screencap this later when 'it' has more replies.

>>27845959
But the balls didn't. So it's not gay.
Also be glad they didn't dock and sound each other

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>>27845693
>>27845825
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>>27845693
>youngster
>pants

>>27844989
Does it feed through it's intestines?

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>>27845825

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>>27845825
What the fuck

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>>27845136
I just say that image on e621.
It was pretty good

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>>27845825
ain't that bad.

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>>27845693
>>27845825

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>>27845693
>>27845825
I came to this thread for cute fanart not this bullshit

>>27845169
its pewpewmuku

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>>27845693
>>27845825

>>27848332
Gfdi anon. ThumbsUpOutOfGuts/10

>>27845693
>>27845825
saved

>>27845825
The ending was preddy gud, tho. I give you that.

>>27845693
hi r/pokemon put me in the screencap

>>27848875
no

>>27848875
Yes

>>27848875
No

>>27848875
Maybe

>>27845693
>>27845825
Art at its finest

>>27848875
isn't that place just girls showing their pokeball crochet?

>>27848875
Maybe

>>27848875
Could you repeat the question?

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>>27845693
>>27845825
Hey guys what going on in this thr-

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>>27845693
>>27845825
THREAD DERAILED

>>27848875
They'll just remove it for being irrelevant, it's going to end up on r/4chan instead.

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>>27845825

>>27844989
why does it have ribs? it's an invertebrate.

>>27849776
ribbed for your pleasure

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>>27845825
>>27845693
Not gonna lie that's kind of hot in the 'experimenting with the unknown' sense

And hey, the little bunnie didn't die from it.

the fuck is going on in here?

Post more I'm rock hard

>>27845136
ayyy salsa amigo?

is the hand comming from it's rear?

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>>27853270
Spent for the day anon, maybe I'll do one with a female swimmer/diver some other time. Something about Alola and its setting brings out the lewdness in me.
Glad you enjoyed it though.

I was wondering why this thread was so popular.

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>>27845693
>>27845825
LEWD

You should make more though. This was a very engaging story.

>>27853584
Got a pastebin?

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>>27845693
>>27845825
How long did you spend writing that?

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>>27844989
I'm gonna name mine Kevin.

>>27853718
I just did it on a whim tb.h
I'm not really a writefag, I need to work on adding more personality and some dialogue to the characters. Most of it was just describing a lewd situation.
>>27853754
No, sorry
>>27853787
Just a few minutes, but I had the idea floating around for awhile.

>>27853577
Just look it up e621

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>>27845825

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>>27853787
I write this shit all the time too anon. It takes like 10 minutes tops.

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>>27845693
>>27845825

(・大・)

>>27853928
>tfw i cant write for shit but jack off to amazing things in my imagination
How do you do it anon?

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>>27845693
>>27845825
Thanks for killing the thread.

>>27845693
>>27845825
Who's got art already going?!

>>27853978
I've written some Loud House stuff too, but I don't wanna derail it further

>>27853974
Well it's quite easy, just put those amazing thoughts on paper.

>>27854025
Do it

>>27853876
There's a writethread on vp, check it out if you don't already. The more lewdposters the better

>>27854025
Only if it involves pyukumuku

>>27854025

Save it for /co/

>>27854103
this

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>>27845825

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Many years have passed, time and time again the two boys met anxiously at the beach for their poke partner, Pyukumyku. They were in their teens now, and Pyuk has helped them discover their own bodies and eachother's many times over. But this time was special, they finally told their parents that they've begun dating. Filled with determination and excitement, the boys head to their beach to celebrate the occasion. their good friend Pyuku waited at the same rock. they drop their trousers, first time in many weeks in front of eachother, and pick up pyuku. alot has changed from their first encounter, Pyuku didn't need the intoxication of the incense, almost as if it developed it's own sexual desires. The first boy inserts his shaft into Pyuku's mouth thing, followed by the other one into it's strange inwards out anus. quite some time goes by as the boys thrust into it, making orgasmic groans and deeply kissing each other. One boy decides to take things a bit further and slaps the Pyukumyku. he cheers as it clenches around his girth. But it doesn't stop clenching, and it starts to burn the two boys genitals. They quickly pull out but Pyuku pulls them back in with it's organs. Pyuku continues to release it's fluids on the boys and pumps its insides to stimulate them. The boys terrified of the burning sensation and frantically call for help. Nobody came. Pyuku furiously pumping now manages to force the boys to release their human seed inside of it, it's job wasn't finished yet. It releases it's acids and dissolve the boy's genitals and absorbs them down to the shaft. The boy grabs a heavy rock and smashes the Pyukumyku, a horrid burst of blood and organs sprays on the kids as the Pyuku dies. They look down at their now Stub like genitals, nothing but a few millimeters of burnt flesh was left. They are scared that the Alolan people would find out of their wrongdoings so they kept it a secret from anyone else and lived with their genital mutilations... (NOT original writer)

>>27845693

(You)

Now fuck off

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This is a kecleon thread now

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>>27845693
>>27845825

>>27854181
Sounds like a job for Lana then.

>>27854310
Fuck off

>>27854310
it's shit
it's shit at being shit

>>27845825
Why no vagina dentana story?

>>27855066
Sorry, I was to slow. Here it is >>27854310

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>>27854310

>>27854310
>filled with determination
>but nobody came

I see what you're doing.

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>>27845693
>>27845825

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Is /vp/ the most autistic sub on 4chan?

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>this thread

>>27859039
this whole image is hot tho

>>27859039
>>27859059
sauce

>>27859013
>mlp
>pol
>r9k
>b
Not even close.

>>27859087
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1950070#search=Machoke

>>27859107
>It's not briefs, it's his skin tone there
Wut.

>>27859396
yeah it was confirmed that machokes and machamps "undies" are actually just their skin

"“Sayaka: It may look like Machoke and Machamp are wearing underwear, but they’re actually not wearing anything. What looks like underwear is just a pattern. After all, Pokémon don’t wear clothes to begin with, right? ‘It’s not wearing anything!'”

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2015/12/01/official-pokemon-site-reveals-bizarre-yet-amusing-secrets-about-fighting-type-pokemon-machamp/

still wish the artist would make it undergarments tho

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>>27845693
Put me in the screencap!

>>27845693
>>27845825
this is not okay

PUKEMON, GOTTA WRETCH 'EM ALL
IT'S BROWN AND GREEN
I THINK IT'S THE PESTO N' CHEESE
PUKEMON
OOOOHHH IT SMELLS LIKE THE END
OH GOD IT'S COMIN' AGAIN
PUKEMON
MY FACE IS BLUUUUE
SOME WATER WOULD NICELY DO
WHY'D YOU FEED ME
SPOILED FOOD
PUUUKEEEEMOOOOON

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>>27859922
Fixed.
Here's better screencap.

>>27845693
>>27845825

Someone need to draw this

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>>27845693
>>27845825
Jesus fuck

>>27860327
Anon no.
Shotas aren't meant for this.
Boko un picu was a mistake.

>>27860327
I agree.
Fuck all these sheltered anons

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>>27854310
>>27845825
>>27845693

>>27860327
But with hot guys with abs, right? Or at least a v-line.

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>>27860827
Fuck no. It needs to follow the story to a T. It all needs to be in Ohmori's style as well. With all it's squirrelly-toothy goodness.

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>>27854310
You ruined it, you imposter. Fuck off.

>>27861521
>unironically liking shota
lmao

Is anyone else surprised there's a shitpost about this fella before miss fart lizard? Cause I am.

>>27846020
underrated reply

>>27862020
salandit is too obvious

>>27861900
Why wouldn't I like him? He seems like a competent character. As far as the anime goes.

>>27862154
>implying
anyone with such an unnatural coloration should kill themselves desu senpai

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>>27862195
Then ready your noose you pasty faggot.

>>27862273
I don't have green hair :^)

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>>27861464
This guy gets it.