Why is everybody here gay, zoophilic and autistic?

>>27833450
Jokes on you, im gay, zoophilic, autistic and a pedo.

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>>27833506

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>>27833450
>Plays pokemon

What else do you expect from people like this

>>27833450
>implying people on 4chan have never been like this

>>27833506
Tailsposter, is that you?

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>>27833450

Pokémon are not animals.

Because this is 4chan

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>>27833450

What kind of animal is geodude?

>>27833554
Can someone give me the source for that comic?

>>27833506
don't forget scatphillic

>>27833598
polr.me/zie

>>27833565
For fucks sake Richard are you gonna take everything you see here seriously

>>27833586
The kind I'll fuck

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>>27833450
>mfw literally none of those other then "autistic"
Maybe I don't belong here. I fap to weird shit but fapping to a pokemon is too much for me even though I fap to male pokemon fucking pokegirls.

>>27833673
Is there anything that you WON'T fuck?

>>27833682
If you stay around here, you'll eventually get further and further down the rabbit hole until you're a full-blown furry*. It's happened to other anons before and I doubt it will stop soon.

*nobody can ever agree on what this means, I'm using it as in you fap to furry characters (pokemon)

>>27833742
Not him, I've been here since '05 and outside of this place I still seem like a normal, functioning human being. I don't know what is up with the rest of the people here though.

>>27833536
source?

>>27833652

Stop confusing Pokémon for animals.

>>27833450
dumb frogposter

>>27833742
I just can't do it, I look at pokemon or anything furry and then just remember what kind of people fap to this shit and can't. Also even humanoid pokemon aren't attractive to me, they all look too bizarre. I'm definitely beyond the point of "normal" porn but furry is the stopping point to me.

>>27833791
>implying you can tell a furry from regular person 100% of the time
Not everyone who faps to imaginary human-animal things is as bad as Funnyjunk would lead you to think.
I didn't say it was 100% certain to happen, but it wouldn't surprise me if it happened to any given person here

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>>27833450

Furries like Humanoid Animals.

Liking Pokémon doesn't make you a furry since Pokémon are not animals.

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only normal person here. I like to think that the people from Showderp, which is what I mainly browse /vp/ for, are somewhat normal (with the exception of roomfags who are confirmed degenerates). But in the end, I know I'm probably dealing with the same autists who make posts like >>27812200

>>27833450
i'm not any of th
>autistic
nvm

>>27833450
Two out of three?
No jackpot for you

>>27833891
see part of >>27833742
Nobody ever agrees on what furry means, including furries

>>27833974

Furries like Humanoid Animals.

Liking Pokémon doesn't make you a furry.

>>27833450
Most here arent in a relationship where they can release their sexual urges so all that's left for them is to fall deeper and deeper down the rabbit hole in solitary sexual perversion.

Many here have a plethora of fetishes thanks to Internet access giving people porn at their fingertips at any given time. They get bored with one thing and move to a more extreme version of it or move on to something else entirely.

This is their world day by day.

Most here aren't autistic. That's now just a word mindlessly meme'd here. /vp/ is simply socially stunted and immensely bitter or envious at the world around them.

>>27833450
4chan is where autistic people come to laugh at the one that's the most austistic. You should get used to it

>tfw 2/3
It's nice being a normie and going through my daily life without having to indulge my homosexual pokelust. Still, fucking bitches just isn't as satisfying as cumming while riding a dog dildo and imagining I'm getting slammed by Arcanine.

>>27834069
This is the fate that awaits us all. The only variable here is the time it'll take each individual to reach this.

>>27833795
/post/show/944063/ you know the website>>27833795

>>27834126
Which part is inevitable, the gay pokelust or the normie lifestyle?

>>27833450
maybe it comes from being in the pokemon fandom for nearly 20 years, newfag.

>>27833450
>tfw just gay
Thank god I'm not a zoophile autist. Although autism can pretty subjective these days

>wanting to fuck pokegirls is gay now
I don't understand anymore.

Serious answer?
Anonymous websites are the only place for social outcasts.

>>27834218
How does this make any sense or explain anything?

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>>27833506
So am I minus the gay part.

OP I'm none of those things. It's pathetic to masturbate at cartoons and even more pathetic to do so with animal cartoons. But this is natural selection doing its work, these faggots are all shitstains that couldn't fuck a real human if they wanted to, but in the off chance that it happened nature has taken away the urge to do so that way they can't spread their inferior genes.

I like Pokemon but honestly I just come here to laugh at the shit people here believe and do.

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>>27835206

>Gay
Nope
>Zoophilic
Furry porn makes up maybe 10% of my fap material, but only fully anthro
>Autistic
I didn't really start socializing until I graduated from HS, so maybe sorta. Have friends/have dated since

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>>27835206

>gay
Nope
>zoophilic
Also no, but I am into pokemon
>autistic
Never been officially tested but I scored a 'no' on a test I took for school or something once

It's just you man

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>>27835206