Guzma

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>>27833305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXe37XCnn-E
>UH UH TEAM SKULL, GET DOWN! GUESS WHAT? GET DOWN!

Literally the best team in ages

>>27833305
I really hope they just end up being some thugs and are not plotting in taking over the world or destroying it, and just want to "take over" Alola so their boss can become a captain like he dreamed to be and we could see them in the post game

>>27833305
I usually prefer the world destroying type teams.
Yet the idea of straight up hooligans instead of something boring like the mafia is just hilarious enough to make me cool with it too.

I'm actually excited for this game - I haven't been excited for a Pokémon game since Ruby and Sapphire. Everything just looks so fresh.

>>27833396
seriously, i'm hoping that team skull are like how Juggalos are considered a gang by the FBI

>>27833396
This. I want to be on friendly terms with them by the end. they're surprisingly likable so far.

I hope that they accidentally release the box legendary just by fucking around everywhere

That'd be amusing

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>>27833396
>mfw all Guzma wants to do is become a Captain, but spites the system by sabotaging trail sites and getting in the way of your island trial championship
>mfw he becomes a Poison/Dark type Captain in the end, giving us all types of feels

Its a really good motivation and purpose to be the leader of an evil team. Now hopefully they don't try and "destroy everything" with the legendary mascots. I'm hoping the box legends are mainly an island trial

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>>27833305
Dis is cute.

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>liking numbskulls

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>>27833541
>Team Skull does as you say
>Yo MC, be the good person you are and help us get this thing back to where it came from
After you do that,
>Ha who gives a shit about you, MC. Now we can fuck around and be dickwads without worrying about whatever the hell that was. Sucks to be you.

Mfw

>>27833305
I love how their a band of misfits and look after eachother kind of how gangs in innercities are like families to kids who parents aren't there or in jail.

It's cute, and I'm sure it's relatable to some of the kids that will inevitably play the game. Maybe they'll even be a moral story of them not really doing necessary "evil" things but things that reflect poorly to everyone else that can't see their side of the situation in the Alolan community.

Yeah, I'm psycho-analyzing the shit out of it, but I like them so far. They have the potential to be my favourite "evil" team (I liked Plasma the most).

I really hope that you get to choose to be with Team Skull instead of being the good guy all the time.

But hey, that will never happen, let's face it. GF can't be THAT good.

>>27833712
>tfw Guzma has a cutiefly because the pokemon can feel how sad his aura is.
>Or if Guzma and his gang have mimikyu's because they can relate to not being wanted and lonely

I would probably cry if this happened, not gunna lie.

Lillie is going to end up being Guzma's daighter and is going to spend the whole game chasimg you guys down to get her

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YA BOY GUZMA

>>27833620
I think that might be what ties Guzma and Plumeria together. Guzma's already shown to use at least one Poison type, and while Guzma's officially the leader we don't know how much influence Plumeria has.

Maybe Guzma wanted to be the Poison type Captain and Plumeria the Dark type Captain, and when they both failed they decided to get revenge and try to muscle themselves into the position? Taking control of the legendary of the game might either be just to have the required muscle to take what they believe is theirs, or maybe capturing the legendary has some cultural significance that'll get them where they want by some old Alolan laws.

Of course for some reason the protagonists want to stop this. Maybe they're just too power hungry for their own good, or they have plans for Alola that'll upset the natural balance. A lot of people theorised the villains would be industrialists who wanted to ruin Alola's natural landscape, so maybe that's still the threat here of letting them have any real semblance of power.

>>27833510
Explain further please

>>27833752
But who did Guzma get busy with?

>>27833305
I just relate too much to this team, they all seem so happy and enjoying themselves while playing thugs I can't dislike them, the last timr I got that kind of feels was with the team aqua and I'm really happy to havin feels like this after all this time but I'm also affraid that they don't act like this in game

>>27833863
Player Character's mom

>>27833951
Lillie's our sister confirmed. Thanks John Gamefreak.

>>27833951
I know he won't, but it'd be so funny if Guzma turned out to be your dad.

>Guzma fanart being posted

Guess I'm bookmarking this thread now.

How can anyone hate this team they're just like child it's just so cute !

I want those glasses.

>>27834526
Came to post this but you were faster

>>27833620
It could be cool if the final trial is capturing the box legend, and Guzma gets his thugs to take over the trial zone right before you arrive so he can try for himself - not for power but to complete the trial. Then you're doing the trial while Skull thugs are on you the whole time and have to fight Guzma 1v1 to win the right to fight the box legend.

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>>27833305
Any decent porn of him yet, though?

>>27833305
made a new folder for guzma and saved all images of him here apart from daddy and chicken girl guzma

there are people here who won't do the same

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>>27834732
Now why would you want an old guy like that anon?

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>>27834794

He's like 30 at best. Probably closer to 28.

>>27834794
Not that anon but, why not?
Especially if it's together with Male MC.

Im surprised how likeable this team is.
I never cared about other teams that were just xp/poke$ for me (except Jessy and James maybe) but this is just great.
I really really hope they dont end up like the other apocalypse by pkmn lunatics

I want Guzma to become a captain

Why is he so sexy? Why do I feel so intimidated by him? I wonder if my girlfriend beats off to his fanart.

>>27833305
what genre of music would he listen to

>>27834889
Classical, what else?

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>>27834794
I'd be genuinely surprised if he's much older than I am at 27

>>27834882
she does

everyone will

>>27834882
he doesnt look like the typical handsome anime homo like N
he is kind of ugly, but remarkable handsom ugly

>>27834936
Well how do I compete wit this guy?

>>27834975
you are real, aren't you anon?

>>27834992
But doesnt this mean she likes self centered douches like this guy?

>>27834975
dont man

leave your girl

join us in waiting to court with his highness,
ya boi

>>27834882
It's the smug grin. The only thing he's missing is fangs.
You give something a smug grin and fangs, and it becomes exponentially more fuckable, no matter what.

>>27835026
Girls fantasize about bad things they dont actually want, its not a big deal.

She can flick the bean thinking of him kidnapping and abusing her all she wants, it wont ever come close to your dick in her.

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>>27834794
Is he old because of the white hair? I'm pretty sure he's Kukui's age.

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>>27835133

He needs to work on his squat game.

>>27835133

I'm pretty sure the white part is dyed/bleached, and his natural hair is black.

>>27835424
delet this RRREEEE

>>27835424
Would be cool if he was you father.

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>>27833305
>Guzma will never initiate you into Team Skull by shoving his cock down your throat
Why live?

>>27835723
>liked the look of gen VI Protag, had a very slav look with his zip up and pants shoved in boots
>everyone made him a sissy french faggot
>Team skull this gen
>Trackpants and full squats from everyone

Finally my fetish is catered to in pokemon.

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He's such a charmer!

Guzma is probably the best evil team leader, and he's not even in a released game yet.

>>27835973
it only can get worse at this point

I want Guzma to recruit me so I can partake in Team Skull's shenanigans.

>>27835920
Oh boy, I know where that's from, now I wanna find it again.

>>27835693
I hope Guzma doesn't die like Lysandre

>>27837024
Probably not.. He's giving off this "hidden goofball" vibe, like Don Corneo from FF VII..

Thread is dying I'm just gonna post a random comment

https://soundcloud.com/shadownade/encounter-team-skull-pokemon-sun-moon

Just found this.

>>27838257
Better version
https://soundcloud.com/dimbus-maximus/team-skull-theme-high-quality-rip

>>27838257
oh my god

>>27838290
OH MY GOD.

>>27833712
>>27833751
shit anons this would be some BW1 tier story, i'm hopeful now

>>27835692
>having a father
>not RSE
not happening

>>27838290
Anon is a fucking G!!

>>27833305
I feel bad for liking the wigger team (as I hate wiggers IRL) but...

...they're so fucking cool.

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>>27834842
>washi washi

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>>27833305
I can't believe no one posted this

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Gusandre?

>>27840404
How would he like in bed?

>>27840635

Bloodplay.

>>27840635
skullfucking

>>27840635
Like having sex with a duffel bag full of coat hangers.

>>27840635
Aggressive to make up for just plain not being very good

>>27840795
This nigga gets it!

>>27833772
How did this song go again?

>>27834357
Fucking keked

>>27835424
Me on the left

>>27840553
This is it. This is his eternal punishment. Welcome to Hell, Lysandre.

>guzma thread
What a fucking joke.

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>>27840635
Missionary, under the covers with the lights off.

>>27833951
I'm down with incest.

>>27834335
I want to break this artist's fingers

>>27841254
Every artist pumps out shit like this for a while. They're probably still learning.

>>27841172
As long as he goes along with my creampie fetish, i'm game.

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Hey yo goose man

Delinquents in Japan often bleach their hair blonde. However, if you leave the bleach in your hair too long, like to the point that your scalp BURNS, your hair turns white. Thus a delinquent with white hair is typically a shorthand for a try hard idiot.

Guzma's gonna be a lovable idiot.

Anyone have the temporary tattoo ones?

>>27834794
Wasn't Cyrus like 27? Japan is fucking weird about people older than 25.

>>27835241
Can... can someone just... make his hair black? I just wanna see it. Just once. Even if it looks shitty.

>>27840635
Trying very hard to be agressive and forceful, but is just a big timid "y-you too-ing" mess

I wanna join Team Skull. Make it happen, GF.

>>27833529
>The ending shows Guzma after whatever plan he had has failed and he's lost completely
>He feels like hes worthless and broken and everything he works for never comes about, even when he tried to become a captain
>Suddenly the whole Skull gang show up to cheer him up and proclaim their love for their boss
>Guzma, with his self esteem repaired, decides to rework the entire gang, and now, rather than being menacing thugs, they cause harmless mischief across all the islands to help raise up new trainers, while also working to improve the community of Alola

>>27841854
aww

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He's my favorite Pokemon villain yet

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>>27841767
horribly done in paint

So decision time

Would you rather Team Skull be legitimate threats (without being world ending super villains) and actually intimidating thugs terrorizing the islands

Or a bunch of dorks who try their best to be bad guys and the only ones who are legit baddies are Guzma and Plumeria, and even then they are big dorks too when it comes to their Team mates?

>>27835203
I bet he has a great ass though from squatting so much.

>>27841944
good job, but doesn't look as good as the white hair

>>27841965
I want them to be grey-zone villains. Essentially good guys.

>>27841944
Excellent, thank you
Yeah he looks better with that bleached white hair

>>27841965
I want them to be goofy hooligans. Like, the worst shit that they'd be up to is tagging and scamming locals or some shit. I can"t see Guzma as anything more menacing than that.

>>27842194
what if he turns out to be a straight up (pokemon-)killer?

>>27833305
calling it now
>guzma and team skull aren't the real villains
>real villain is manipulating them to his goals
>near the end guzma figures it out
>confrontation with real villain
>player seems completely out numbered and can't get to the mastermind
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXe37XCnn-E plays
>a really pissed off and possibly inebriated guzma comes yelling at the villain
>the grunts and plumeria come in running after guzma
>guzma loses his shit and tosses out three best mons and starts a full on brawl, grunts yell and jump in, plumeria groans and goes to save the idiots.
>as she passes she says they'll handle things here
>guzma and plumeria are made captains for their actions during the ceremony grunts A and B are crying in the background

>>27835424
>>27841930
Fuck now I'm gonna ship them. Kill me

>>27842238
Post more Chicken-Chan and Guzma

>>27842236
You should work for GF. Please let it be like this.

>>27842236
As much as I wouldn't like Guzma to be shoved aside for some secret mastermind, the thought of a drunk Guzma marching in to start some shit with his gang is a hilarious image
>"Ya damn punks...ssthink you can man..mani...trick ME!? Don't you know who IIII am! I-It's....urp...It's ya boy Guzma! Get r..ready...GET READY FOR SOME DESTRUCTION!!!"

>>27842255
chicken/goose is my otp

I hope we get a lot of interaction with Guzma and Plumeria outside of battle, maybe even with the grunts too. I mean they aren't just some criminal organization, they are citizens of Alola, so it shouldn't be strange to see grunts, or Guzma himself just out an about the islands. It would be neat to head towards a pokemon center and just see a couple grunts squatting outside it, shooting the shit.

>>27842401
>tiny pubescent girl getting fucked by an old man gang leader

sounds realistic enough to fap

>>27842444
That's what I'm hoping for. I want to see a lot of Guzma.

>>27834794
literally the wigger thug down my street

no thanks

>>27841944
he looks like a Tim Burton character t b h f a m

>>27842444

I have to wonder where they buy their uniforms/merch from and if we can also buy and wear it.

>>27842728

>it's another HGSS situation
>buy an outfit and sneak into the team
>meet Guzma
>do something that tips him off that you're not a part of his team
>he forcibly strips you in front of all his grunts, exposing you for the fake you are

>>27842794

>They run a train on your ass regardless of whether you play as a boy or girl.

>>27842794
>You sneak into the team
>Run into Guzma and fight him, Plumeria or some grunts
>As Guzma is taking his leave he mentions the uniform looks great on you and lets you keep it.

>>27842444
It would be fantastic to be able to see Guzma in a pokemarket random, I can totally see him acting like a villain with his handbag pokemon market full of potions and pokedoll

>>27842965
>"Well look what we got here, it's that new kid on the block. You've been causing quite a bit of trouble for me and my boys. Didn't your mama ever teach you not to stick your nose out, might just get snipped right off, ya hear me?"
>"Sir, here's your change"
>"Oh, right, thanks. Oh I'll take a receipt too. Anyway, don't go stepping where you aint wanted, kid, or you'll get smacked down by the skulls! Oh, could I get another bag for this? Thanks. GUZMA OUT!"

>You stumble into Guzma tending to his grunts after a failed attack that you prevented.
>He's patching them up with band-aids and encouragement.
>Grunts getting their hair ruffled.

>>27842448
>Implying shipping is just fucking

>>27834357
I'm crying laughing, thank you. Best villain boss yet. I used to love Team Flare because I thought they'd be a funny fashion police-esque team but they didn't live up to that expectation (they were still fun I guess). Guzma better be like this.

>>27843078
>Then they have to pay for the bandaids.

It's perfect

>>27833384
Can someone transcribe the song? I'm understanding it has words but I'm deaf

>>27834357
He sounds like the Scout in my head.

>>27833836
The FBI considers Juggalos to be a dangerous gang.

This whole thread makes me feel like I'm being hyped up just to be let down.

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Guzma so much, I had all the merchandise and shits
>I pray to Guzma every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
>"Guzma is love" I say; “Guzma is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Guzma
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Guzma

>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “It's your boy Guzma!”
>He grabs me with his powerful tattooed hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Guzma
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Guzma
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Guzma
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Guzma looks him straight in the eyes and says “Destruction incarnate.”
>Guzma leaves through my window
>Guzma is love. Guzma is life.

>>27843877
>not having the guy on the left have an ariados head

I hope Guzma gets a happy end and has somewhat of a redemption arc. I know barely anything about him and he's already likeable as fuck.

>>27833384
>Ow Ow
>Let's go
>Get it now
>Tee towg towg tog now("Get it" played backward, not sure)
>Just watch
>Get out the way
>Get 'em now
My speakers sux

>>27844468
>he's already likeable as fuck.
Fans have done some fucking TOP stuff wit Guzma.

>>27833305
How the fuck is their symbol "insanely well designed"? What do you even mean?

>>27844524
He means the Skull.

>>27844542
That doesn't really answer my question.

>>27844553
The Skull that acts as a symbol for theme skull. It has an "s" that makes out the eye sockets and Guzma has it as a necklace.

>>27840524
>That weird chunky manly black he/she with colored hair and a red nose

Do tumblr artists do this on purpose at this point because it's a cliche, or are they truly oblivious to how stupid it is?

>>27844603
Can you explain the picture to me more please. I did not understand it.

>>27844652
They're throwing Pyukumuku at Guzma

>>27844658
Why are they doing that to him?

>>27844662
fun

>>27844662
Idk because he's a dick and it's tradition to throw them back in the ocean anyway?

>>27844662
pyukumuku are trash and considered pests, natives routinely throw them back in the sea because they don't want them sitting on the shoreline fucking up the place

>>27844670
>>27844677
>>27844681
What else?
Why is Guzma a dick, seems like a nice guy. Why is pyukumuku trash? 11s eat them often.

>>27844681
It's not that they are pests, it's just that they are so stupid that they will stay on the beach until they starve, so the Alolans pity them and throw them back in the ocean where they can get food until they crawl back on shore again

>>27844739
Chill out there Lelouch

>>27844603
That's Kiawe you sniveling fuck, and if you honestly don't have anything better to do with your time then complain about fanart, then kys.

>>27844789
>Kiawe
He wears different cloths than that, go read a book.

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>>27844789
That thing is this guy? Fucking hell, really? That's even worse than some OC

>>27844809
>>27844789

Holy shit, it's almost like maybe, juuuust maybe, he more than one change of clothes.

Idiots.

Besides, the artist said it was Kiawe in the description. Go suck a horse cock.

>>27844881
“Interpretation is the revenge of the intellectual upon art. ”
― Susan Sontag
“All worthy work is open to interpretations the author did not intend. Art isn't your pet -- it's your kid. It grows up and talks back to you.”
― Joss Whedon
“A very single fact could emerge into many versions of truth,
depends on the number of eyewitnesses and interpretations.”
― Toba Beta,
“The soul, fortunately, has an interpreter - often an unconscious but still a faithful interpreter - in the eye.”
― Charlotte Brontë,

Anyone can see anything they want in art. That man, to me is not Kiawe.
Why would Kiawe even throw pokemon at based Guzma. G.R.A.B.

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>>27844881
That artist makes weird androgynous shit interpretations of characters then. Can you possibly be any more mad?

>>27844948
But what is the story of the picture?

>>27845007
simply ebin, tumblr :^)

>>27844881
>defending horrible tumblr drawings
there's nothing people won't do for a few (you)s

>>27841423
This is cute, but Kukui is shorter than Guzma

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>>27845007
>>27845023
>>27845027
The simple answer is that firstly the artist draws better than 99% of the population but draws like complete shit compared to the 1% of people that actually shit out drawings that don't look horrible.

>>27833396
>>27833620
>>27834580
>>27834878
>>27841375
>>27841854
>>27841965
>>27842236
>>27844468

>Guzma never got to be a Captain
>goes down a destructive path, forming a mischievous gang
>they give you a hard time quite literally every 15 minutes, being in the way, stealing some shit, causing a general ruckus
>you have to defeat Team Skull on every island to truly stop them
>yfw without being an official Captain, Guzma just put you through the biggest trial in the damn game

K I N O
I
N
O

>>27841944
He looks like me

>>27845829
We all want to look like him, but I need proof for this one

>>27845829
You can't be this handsome

>>27845172

>Guzma "IZ YO BOY"
>Obsessed with being this untouchable icon to his clique. The skulls was founded to be his personal "Coolness" movement.
>Like any movement, when enough people are in it you can't control everything it does. Skulls get into all kinds of crap.

>Eventually - partially because they're stalking you for messing with them - you accidentally lead them onto the discovery of something dangerous.
>Because they are numbskulls, they let loose a possible catastrophe.

Bam.

>>27841172
You're a sick person you know that?

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>>27833305
>signature mon: Ariados
Is it even possible to save this guy from shittiness?

>>27846149
Have you considered that his signature mon might not be Ariados?

>>27846149
Would be really cool if he only used ugly & bad pokemon at considerably higher levels than usual (normal level curve + 5-10lvls). Like, he's a karenfag with weird taste in pokemon and the reason for him failing to become a captain was prejudice against his ugly creepy shitmons.

>>27846149
>Signature mon
>The first mon he sends out
Do you know how signature mons work ?

>>27833305
>posting tumblr """""""""art"""""""""" on 4chan
kys desu ne

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>>27846295
>desu ne
>kys
>am I fitting in now

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>>27846310
>not understanding irony
put the gun in your mouth and pull the trigger no mercy thats all u deserve my mon

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>>27846326
>look mum I posted on a singaporean carpetweaving board again

>>27846295
"hurrb durrb tomblr is bad ecks dee"

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>>27846338
>h3h3 guy

>>27833384
IS DAT MAH BOI GUZMA RAPPIN'?

>>27845043
I actually like Togashi's scribble style.

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Kno'm sayin'?

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>>27848235
>mistaking a grunt for this handsome mofucka
Nigga you blind.

>>27851102
>implying the grunt theme isn't just Guzma's mixtape

Nigga you deaf.

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>>27833305
Just gonna put my shitty colored version of what a Drawfriend did for me.

YA BOI GUZMA GONNA SEND KUKUI TO THE 'NINTH CIRCLE OF HELL'