Poketard Cringe Thread

>>27829722
Hey if that's how that want to tie the destiny knot so be it. As long as they're happy together.

>>27829722
when i thought you couldnt get worse than a jewish wedding

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdqYl7WsKSY

>>27829819
He isn't that bad of a speaker but god damn is that art horrible.

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>>27829722
>tiny asian man marrying massive bull dyke
>she high fives him after being presented as man and wife

>>27829722
This was definitely one of the cringiest things I've ever seen and I couldn't stop laughing until about 5 minutes where I just had this profound realisation that this was probably the best day of their lives and now I just really want a gf.

That guy proposing though wtf

>>27829722
ha he disabled playback on other sites because he's getting so many dislikes. he's knows we can just open it in youtube easily right?

>>27829722
HOLY FUCK WHEN SHE STARTED SINGING I WANNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF SO BAD FUCK MAKE IT STOP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>27830359
AND THEN THE FUCKING TEAM ROCKET MOTTO FUCK HOLY SHIT PLEASE GOD IT JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE SOMEBODY WAKE ME UP INSIDE

OH FUCKING GOD NOW MORE BAD SINGING WITH THAT PURPLE HAIRED GIRL IS SINGING AND IT'S FUCK ME

>>27830389
and look at 5:00-5:30 where they are all dancing and that one girl who actually looks decent looks like she wants to fucking die. that poor girl didn't want to be there

>>27830389
AND THAT FAT FUCK PROPOSING FORCING THE OTHER FAT FUCK ON THAT SPOT AND SHE HALF HALFHEARTEDLY SAYS "YEAH" FUCKING SHIT MAN

Sorry this is just too good

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>>27830359
>>27830389
>>27830501

>>27829722
and at 3:47 the little girl says "are you kidding me? they clapped to that?"

>>27830587
holy fucking shit top kek

>>27829722
>mfw i though op's pic was related

>>27829722
this video makes me want to never try to get with a girl who is into pokemon again, on the off chance that she minght find something like this acceptable

>>27830199
>until about 5 minutes where I just had this profound realisation that this was probably the best day of their lives and now I just really want a gf.
dude, better single than looking like a fucking retard.

So this is anime club after graduation.

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>>27830422

>>27829722
Is that the fucking guy from The Dex in the corner?

>>27830587
I'm pretty sure it's actually 'practiced'

>>27831785
>ss5g vogitoman
>Charizaroly
Jesus Christ, what am I reading?

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I had time to waste. Got a good kek out of this.

>>27832043
Make the last comment readable enough

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>>27832111
Had to adjust some boxes.

>>27831564
>Caring this much about what normies think

I think the whole thing was cringe, but they're probably more happy with each other than you'll end up being

>>27832427
well, fuck you too.

>>27830302
he knows most of us won't leave for 4chan

>>27832427
Damn, anon on suicide watch.

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I never laughed so much on a video since some years ago.

Pic related.

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I'm sorry, I want to respect people's wedding days and choices, but I lost it when watching.

Pic related did it for me

>Proposing at somebody's elses wedding

What?

>>27833260
If she say yes you can economise on the weeding ceremony stealing your friend's one

>>27829722
I can't even watch this, is too pittiful, If this was highschool retardness it would be OK, but goddamn, it's a fucking wedding

Don't watch this one, trust me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tgtxeohf28

>>27829722

I didn't even notice the guy in the horse mask the first time round. Jesus.

That's it. I don't want to pokemon anymore.

I never thought I could see something that would make me cringe so bad I would want to disassociate myself from the fandom, but this. This is it.

Mind you, I've seen pokemon bestiality, vore, feet tickling, goodra, diaper porn and all manner of disturbing shit on /vp/ since its creation

But this.

This is the worst thing I have ever seen.

I recall Game Theory doing a live stream on Pokémon Uranium the other day. That was pretty cringey.

>"No, I'm pretty sure Dunsparce was a Gen 5 Pokémon"

>>27833716
Dude it's fucking Game Theory. They unironically believe in that fucking DEAD RATTATA retardation

They exist to be pure cringe. Also shows their usual level of research.

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This fucking wiki for Uranium.
>cool rock
>it's a rock, therefore genderless WTF

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Does anyone remember this from yesterday?

>>27833622
as long as you're a normal fucking dude and only own the 3ds and game, NO merch, you're fine and not a lost cause

Holy shit, imagine being the friends of the bride or groom. Imagine if your best friend (assuming you have any) came up to you and invited you to play an integral role in their wedding, but the wedding is like this. Do you man up and accept the cringe for a friend? Or do you get the fuck outta there. I really dont know what i would do

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>>27829722

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>>27834120
I still have the Lugia figurine from preordering SoulSilver, am I too far gone?

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https://youtu.be/vjSmGFDyeg4
Which is worse, the hosts, the comments, or the actual subject matter?

>>27829722
At least they accomplished something none of you ever will come close to: They got married.

I can't seem to find it, but does anyone have that Pokemon costume contest video with the fat kid going 'Bidoof' over and over?

>>27839050
Nevermind. Found it.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=GkS_qUZvuas

>>27838905
marriage is a scam though

>>27838905
To be fair, if I tried to get married to any girl I actually liked I would be arrested.

>>27839084

my sides

>>27839084
Gengar Gengar Gengar Gengar Gengar Gengar
Gengar

>>27834120

I have the games, a collection of cards in the garage somewhere, an amaura plushie and tyrunt plushie, and car decals of girafarig, tyrantrum, and lapras.

Am I too far gone?

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I made it until the bitch with the blue pants left. I'd smash.

Otherwise, naw.

>>27834094
I do. Still makes me cringe

>>27839264
Why?

>>27841267
Think it through anon. What kind of girl would you be arrested for dating/marrying?

>>27841314
A dead one?

>>27833054
what video is this from?

>>27841361
I don't know if anything you could do to a dead girl could be considered "dating". How about I narrow it down to what kind of alive, human girl?

>>27841400
One in the womb?

>>27841428
No, but you're getting closer.

>>27841450
Fetus?

>>27841450
Newborn?

>>27841468
That's still >>27841428

>>27841503
Again, getting closer.

>>27841519
3?

>>27838905

To be fair to just me. I did get married.

And we had a normal wedding where our parents were actually proud to come too.

>>27841569
Older than that.

>>27841584
Forced MtF 5YrOld?

>>27841606
Older, and get rid of the rest of that shit.

>>27841636
17?

>>27841654
Too old now.

>>27841662
13?

>>27841687
Around that, yes.

>>27841713
So Red's age?

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>>27841713

>>27841729
Like 10-13 or thereabouts. So you can see why I don't see marriage as an option.

Proposing to someone at another person's wedding is very distasteful.

>>27841750
outside of amarica the options are yonger

>>27832285
Time for you to post it to /r/4chan huh? :^)

>>27834094
Yeah, /vp/ being so oblivious to obvious shitposting and giving into the (You)s make me cringe too.

>>27841750
Christ, anon. I hope you're an underage poster.
>Over 18
>Wanting to marry a 10-13 year-old

>>27842123
And what if I'm not?

>>27841745
Is there a problem, anon?

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>>27842155
>Liking 3D lolis
>Being a legitimate pedophile
>Wanting to marry one, no less

Literally why?

>>27842214
>Liking 3D lolis
because they are cute
>Being a legitimate pedophile
Hebephile actually.
>Wanting to marry one, no less
Would you rather I make her a single mother?

>>27829722
I literally do not think its possible for me to watch this

>>27842252
You shouldn't be making her a mother at all, faggot. You're never going to have a functioning relationship with her. Why ruin her life, your life when you get caught out once she gives birth and the child's life too?

How old are you, anyway? Be honest.

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>>27839084
>that bidoof kid

>>27842306
>Why ruin her life, your life when you get caught out once she gives birth and the child's life too?
Perhaps you should go and re-read the post that started this.

>How old are you, anyway?
Why is this relevant?

>>27842353
>Why is this relevant?
You're obviously over 18, I'm curious how over 18 you are.

>>27842372
Old enough that my friends are starting to have kids, I'll leave it at that.

>>27830049
>at least his children wont be manlets

>>27842403
That doesn't mean anything, I know people who had kids at 15. However I see them as retarded fucks and of course, I live in a third world country.

>>27842252
No, pedophile. I hope you get raped in prison.

From the content, it seemed like they were mainly Genwunners, which makes this tragedy even worse. It would still be bad if they were avid fans, but no, these two individuals teeming their wedding on a stagnated nostalgia of the franchise...terrible. Just horrendous.

I want to see what sort of kids they'll have. They either will be GOAT athletes if they get the girl's build or horrid mongol midgets if they get the guy's.

>>27842461
Sorry, I'm not into prepubescent children. And what wrong have I done that you would wish harm on me?

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>>27842482
> wanting to fuck children
> what wrong have I done

>>27842725
Are you implying that I have committed a thought crime, anon?

>>27842751
I won't blame you for something like that, but just keep it to yourself. Don't expect people to accept your fetish, even in a cringe thread.

>>27842214
>being a faggot

>>27842725
>>27842825
You clearly don't belong on 4chan.

Reminder to save the video if you don't want it lost to the void for a while like MARY MARY.

>>27842914
>you have a normal human conscious and therefore you don't belong on such a dark and edgy imageboard!
Sorry that 4chan isn't like what reddit told you it is

>>27836423
They actually look kind of sweet together in this photo

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>>27838537
Those sprites are actually really well made. I'm disappointed they had to be wasted on such a shitty concept.