You get a Ditto and he can transform in any person or animal

We all know where this thread is going

I would make him transform into two dittos.

>>27816989
Have him attempt to impersonate the president, actors, etc.. Even though it wouldn't work in any effective manner, it would be hilarious.

my dog

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...Live my dark furry related dreams

I show it a mirror then laugh as the entire world is sucked into the ensuing black hole

Time to pull out the old middle school yearbook...

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>>27816989
Fuck pic related

>>27817150
but why you want to transform your ditto into a 10 years old?

>>27816989
Transform it into me, and then get it to go to work in my stead.

>>27817113
Won't he just not transform? Or at least transform into the mirror?

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>>27816989
that's not how it works
OP is too young to have watched this episode

>>27817152
You're just putting your dick into a pokemon though...

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>>27816989

>>27817306
Wasn't Duplica's first Ditto incredibly stupid, though?

>>27817306
It transformed into Musashi's first love from a picture.

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>>27817316
And?

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>>27816989
Nothing. Ditto is adorable, I would rather keep the dumb little goop and keep it as my friend. Even if it could transform into something I can fuck I don't think I could do it.

>>27817379
But senpai...ditto has limber! LIMBER! GF why you so kinky?

Transform into things to fug.

>>27817341
?

>>27817564
Musashi/Jessie gives it a picture of her first love and orders it to transform into him. It does so, but has the funny face. It's from the exact same episode.

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>>27817622
you're stupid

>>27816989
>he
>him

Chris Evans.
He will fuck me until the ass crack of dawn

I'd make it transform into Liev Schreiber for ultimate cuddle.

Or Mark Pellengrino/Raul Esparza to be honest. fug

>What do?
Hang out with my squishy pink jellybro. It doesn't need to be transformed to be my pal.

>>27817306
>what are hypotheticals

>>27816989
I show him a picture of myself, and then my dom has her way with TWO pets.

I'm sure she'd enjoy the treat.

>>27817725
hi OP

>>27816989
I make it transform into my high school crush that rejected me.
I would pay alot of money for this, I want to fuck her so much,

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>>27816989
Get him to transform into the one man we need desperately more than ever.

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>>27817774
>anyone who calls me out on how retarded i am must be OP
i mean ok

>>27817885
hi MS Paint

>>27817897
fuck, i was hooked

>>27817778
Yep

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Her

I can't imagine fucking a literal blob could feel all that great.

>>27816989
Guys, if ditto fucked you, it would probably get pregnant, and lay a human egg.

What do?

>>27817988
>"Her"

>>27818211
Take care of it until it hatches

See what anime girls look like in 3D.

>>27817661
>HE

>>27818653
>HAS

>>27818211
Free Breakfast?

>>27817026
My god, you've solved it.
Donald Trump is a Ditto.

>>27818937
>NO

>>27820774
>STYLE

>>27816989
I would make him transform into myself. So if I ever fuck up, he will get punished and I would just be in some 3rd world country.

I'd get it to transform into Pyukumuku and Dratini. Maybe Talonflame, Serperior or things like Jirachi too. Depends on my mood.

I'd also get Ditto to turn into me.

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>>27816989
gibs purple waifu NOW