Who is your Pokewaifu? Will you provide for your kids?

Implying that I wouldn't smother the mutant offspring in its sleep

>>27812270
The kid is the mother's species you nerd

Having a waifu or a husbando is a clear sign that you need to kill yourself and get the fuck out of the internet, and seek mental help.

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>>27812200
Business Gardevoir is best waifu

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>>27812200
Watch as tailsposter comes into this thread that doesn't break any rules, spam furry porn, and then say it was the op that is breaking the rules.

>>27812200
Giratina

>>27812337

Watch as stupid assholes give him attention so that he'll keep doing it.

>inb4 HIM again

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>>27812200
>having kids

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>>27812532

>not having kids

Pocket monsters can't claim alimony or divorce you.

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>>27812303

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>>27812200
Kids can only be had with the same egg group you dummy. Only human-like pokemon can breed with humans

So on that regard, me and my waifu would have nothing to fear.

>>27812303
>Kill yourself
>seek mental help
Wait, are you insulting me or trying to help me? I can't seek help and get off the internet if I kill myself you fool.

>>27812303
How can i seek help if i killed myself

>>27812589
>implying humans aren't compatible with field as well

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She

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>>27812200
>wanting kids

>>27812676
...that might be right. Good thing gliscor is a bug

>>27812303
I didn't know the afterlife had mental therapy in it. I guess Hell or Purgatory doesn't sound that bad.
Reply to

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>>27812200
I don't think it would be that difficult to provide for some Eevees honestly

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I don't know if I want her to dominate me or the other way around

I dunno about kids

>>27813076

Why not let her take control? You won't have to think about anything except when you'll get to cum next. It's quite freeing.

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She is my pokewaifu

I doubt she would like kids, I sure wouldn't. That doesn't mean there wont be fugging

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Waifu for laifu

>>27813118

Good taste.

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>>27813134
See you Friday

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>people picking humanoid/anthropomorphic pokes
>not feral

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>>27813212
Different strokes for different fokes

>>27813212
But
>>27813118
>>27812714
>>27812589
>>27812576
>>27812337
If anything there are more ferals than humanoids

>>27813212
Bipedal pokemon are still considered feral. Its when you slap a pair of tits on to them that it becomes anthro.

>>27813203
What happens on Friday?

>>27813282
Phox Phriday, where lovers of the Fennekin line meet once a week
It's usually pretty comfy

>>27813279

>implying feral with tits isn't the best answer

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>>27813279
Actually anthro is when it has a humanoid body
See 1-3, maybe 4

>>27813344
Are kangaroos anthro? If a pokemon walks on two legs it isnt anthro. It would become anthro if you add human characteristics to it. ie: tits or at least that's how it is on e621

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All hail the queen.

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>>27813550
>
what the fuck

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>>27813344
>>27813409
>>27813279
Anthro means anthropomorphisation, which is making something humanoid or human-like. Quite honestly, it works the other way around, you start from the fox and the more human it is the more anthro it is.

You can actually consider an animal who thinks and acts like humans to be anthro to a certain extent, but the more often used relies in making animals seem much more human, like giving them a human figure, making them bipedal, etc. So something like lopunny is definetely a very anthro bunny, but, to a certain degree, fennekin is also anthro

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>>27813550
>that face

>>27813729

That really isn't good either.

>>27813729
Why was this delet

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>>27813787
speak for yourself, it's the perfect ratio for me.

>>27814206

Global Rule 3, I'm kind of shocked that the entire thread wasn't shitcanned because of it.

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>this thread is still up

>>27814259
a lot of it falls on the gray area so some mods will delete it, while other will just oversee it for any rule breaks like those.

>>27814297
Thread isn't breaking any rules

>>27814498
But there are 'people' like he who shall not be named who go around shitting up threads they don't like in the hope that the mods delete the whole thread instead of their posts
This seems right up his alley, a discussion thread that is in some way related to furries

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She's just mine

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>>27814546
are you him?

>>27814614
Your fakemon triggered me.
Summon the Tailsposter, this anon has gone too far.

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>>27814694
Hell no.

>>27814703
>Fakemon
I thought extinct.

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>>27812200
Reproducing with another species is impossible, but I would totally have kids with her if I could.

Also Absol is a cute

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>>27814703
>>27814805
Lets not derail this thread please? we have more than enough threads dedicated to you people shouting at each other, lets keep talking about the degeneracy associated with wanting to mary pokemon please?

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>>27814850

Humans and Pokemon were once one and the same. Who's to say they still aren't on some genetic level?

Besides, even if we aren't compatible, it's not like I'm going to stop trying.

>>27814850
My fellow absolbro
have you played off-white? If not get on that shit.

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>>27812589
exquisite taste

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>>27814899
h-haha

>>27814908

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>>27814908
Of course I have I love it and all but the dialogue is kind of weird so I just tune it out

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>>27814995
I liked that comic

>>27815025

Modify the dialog.xml file to remove the dialogue, or just change it to something you'd prefer.

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>>27815075
Oh okay thanks I'll look into that, I just know Absol's dialouge is weird but I can't speak for the others because I only ever played the Absol one.

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>>27815279
>I can feel it in my horn
Me too

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>>27815279

http://terraraptor.blogspot.com/p/modding.html

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>>27812200

Garchomp and yes

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I want my pokefu to always have my back.

>>27812200
>/mlp/ is allowed to post here

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>>27815451
is this an ebin meme or are you just retarded

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I wonder if I went wrong somewhere.

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>>27812200
>kids
>implying that it's possible to reproduce with space monsters
Deoxys is my waifu. She needs more lewds/cute.

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It can sing a few songs

>>27815739
Humans are the ultimate breeders

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>>27813076
Good taste.
I would certainly provide well for the children. Assuming we can have them of course.

>>27815797
If I had to pick a Pokemon other than Deoxys, it would be Mawile or Meloetta. Nice choice.

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claimed yet?

>>27812287
But I'm a woman. So it would be *shudder* human.

It's gotta die then, senpai

>>27816029
Who's your husbando, Anon?

>>27815967
This is a peaceful thread, no claiming necessary

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>>27814850
she's basically perfect
except one small issue
she's not real

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>>27816094
M-maybe VR will get there

>>27816029
Where's your proof?

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>>27816111
you can't pet her
you can't hug her
you can't brush her fur
you can't love her
VR does not help

>>27816029
>denying the father his child
You'd make your husbando sad

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>>27816094
Ugh I know, I don't even know what it is about Absol but she is just so perfect. Do you have the pokecenter Mega Absol plush?

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>>27816111
Trips confirms. There is still hope.

>>27816191
n-no.....
I have an Eevee plush I found from Gamestop though....

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>>27816181
dont do this to me man

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>>27816191

> I don't even know what it is about Absol

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>>27816181
>>27816223
> You can't hug her
The plush is a good substitute and it's very high quality

>>27814852
Fuck off wannabe mod.
TAILS WHERE ARE YOU
CLICK THAT AIRPLANE MODE FAGGOT

>>27816276

Now show us the hole in the back.

>>27816029
UNOVA
N
O
V
A

Remember guys, if Tailsposter comes here, just remember to report and hide his posts. Arguing with him is pointless.

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>>27816276
>mfw I have no life size Deoxys plush...

>>27816276
c-cute
but that's Absol, not Substitute
You do realize I literally had to say that, right?

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>>27814908
what's off-white?

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>>27816342
It's not my image, plus I wouldn't do that to the plush because it'll get all nasty and gross

Absol sucks. And not in a good way.

Can you stop making these furry threads?

>>27816439

That's why you stick a fleshlight in the hole.

>>27816482
Literally just hide them.

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>>27816509

>>27816426
'Fangame' where you can fug various Pokemon, Absol included

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>>27816610
link?

>>27816511
Or just stop making this board so shit. This place is becoming so cancerous because of horny retarded autists like you that can't stop posting about their fetishes in a videogame board

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Pokewaifus are for snug, not fug.

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>>27816758

Serperior gives the best hugs.

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>>27816758

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>>27816758

Good one senpai

>>27816610
>>27816702
tried looking for it and found ship fanfic about Markiplier
I'm not good at this

>>27816743

keep crying newfag.

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>sees ur future
>cries 4 u
Some pokémon are waifu

>>27816818
http://terraraptor.blogspot.com/2016/06/pokemon-off-white-436.html?m=1

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>>27816798

>>27816609
translation?...

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I would be prime caretaker for the mantis family.

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>>27817013
actually managed to find it, but kept getting cucked by the spam filter

>>27816743
>/vp/-Pokemon
You do realize that this place isn't exclusively just about the video games?

>>27817062
Just ignore the shitposter

>>27817014
>tfw like serperior
>tfw absolutely hate vote

>>27817097
>the shitposter
>furries think its one guy
Filthy scum.

Humans can't have offspring with animals retard

>>27817385
>implying pokemon are animals

>>27817385
Humans are animals technically. Also animals =/= pokemon.

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Who /gourgeist/ here

>>27817266
>posting in threads you dont like
I get that you want to be heard but nobody really gives a shit.

>>27816062
...gallade.

>>27817385
I think we'd fit the human shape egg group pretty decently.

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>>27817971

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>>27817971
I want to impregnate kirlia

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>>27818386

>>27818435
What happens to the baby if Kirlia evolves while pregnant?

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>>27817971
Good taste

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>>27812200
I would pretty much be shit out of luck

>>27818720
>tfw you're your kids first meal because their mother wasn't fast enough to explain that their father isn't food

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>>27817733

Yo

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>>27819240
Pumpkin butt is top tier wife

>>27812200
you guys are degenerate scumbags i hope you all die stop fucking pokemon or I will Peta and get you autistic manchilds arested for bestiality

>>27819421
Pokemon aren't real.

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>>27819320

Gourgeist needs more love

>>27819421
wow anon, you seem triggered because i want to fuck cartoon animals

>>27819441
But Pokemon are real, Pokemon Go was created by the japanese to datamine and plot out a map of the Usa. Where all the pokemon are located in the game are where the Japanese will deploy attack pokemon through a tactical pokemon depoloyment air strike and will enslave Americans and make them jerk off to anime 24 hours a day do not fall for this globalist trick get a pokemon proof shelter out in the middle of the nevada desert and protect yourself.

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>>27819445
Truly underappreciated. Especially with how popular thicc and shortstacks are now.

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<3 Mine

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>>27817733
Spooky wife is gentle and loving wife

>>27819445
I'ma be the autist and say that she so damn fine who ever pulls my dick out of her ass will be crowned king arthur

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>>27819930

>>27819943
Yes yes finally an image that describes what i feel

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Best waifu! <3

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Shuckle fill all my holes with your A+ defense you're so much bigger than mega steel and mega aggron

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>>27817231
Me too nigguh
Me too.

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Mega pidgeot is my husbando
There's not really any lewd art though

>>27817971
She isn't evre fully evolved, sicko

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So many degenerates in here.

>>27821709
>goes to furry thread
>finds furries
Looker needs to hire you as an assistant.

Humans can't impregnate pokemon

>>27817231
I'm a Seviper fan in the same boat

>>27821709
Yeah thanks for the tip Gumshoos.

>>27815451
furries were around before you ponyfags.

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>>27816306
>mod wannabe
I just want to keep talking about degeneracy and not to devolve into starter discussion. I don't care if the tailsposter comes, since mods usually will just delete his posts and not the thread.

Also, good job there with your summon

>>27816610
Where is it?

>>27819503
>and make them jerk off to anime 24 hours a day
Sounds like a good life where can i accept the japanese overlords

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>>27815797
Great Taste

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No love for the best bug waifu? ok...

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Absol is for sung.

>>27824830
And fug.

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Best waifu. Best tail.

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>>27824870
No.

>>27824830
Deviantart autism tier picture, I cringed

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Why must so many pokémon have dangerous, sharp bits that make hugging them nigh impossible?

>>27824894
Yes, now fuck off.

>>27812687
>Lizardfucker
KYS

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>>27824894
BRACE FOR IMPACT

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I'm surprised nobody choosed this faggot.

>>27825531
>getting this bum buttered over a set of images

Just shut the fuck up. Just literally go drink bleach.

>>27825561
a set of images from hell

>>27825556
I want a Zoroark wife

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>>27827109
Here you go.

>>27824894
Yes

>>27818463
It's like the Sims
birthday is postponed until gestation

>>27829099
>push a few of your eggs out
What did she mean by this?

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>>27817231
>>27821069
She is so perfect that It's worth it to push past all the vore to find the good stuff.

Latias, Mienshao or Delphox. I can't decide. Any advice?

>>27831158
I want serperior to coil around me while I fuck it.

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>>27831158

It's all good stuff.

>>27831237

>not wanting serperior to coil around you 24/7/365

>>27819598
THICC

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>>27831223
>implying you can only choose one

>>27831397
You can have only one waifu anon.

>>27831223
what about: one waifu per gen?

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>>27831223
>>27831397
>>27831508

>>27831508
No. But just for fun, here's a hypothetical list:
Vaporeon
Miltank
Latias
Froslass
Mienshao
Delphox

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>>27831607
>believing in superstition
I'll have as many imaginary wives as I want, thanks

>>27831607
But I can't decide between gliscor, garchomp and mienshao, how am I supposed to choose my definitive waifu?

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>>27831608
Why does /vp/ have a very good taste today?

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>>27831698

The furfags are coming back.

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>>27831607
I'm rad as fuck and i like live dangerously.
I have a harem if waifus and your waifu is in said harem

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>>27831698
fite weesl is a good choice for a waifu

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>>27831607
>Not wanting a perfect harem
Speak for yourself

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>>27831729
We shall claim our rightful throne.

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>>27831924

Endless coils stacked upon one another as far as the eye can see. The world itself shall be the serpents' throne.

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>>27832041

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>>27832575

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>>27832575

It's good that you think so too.

What would your pokewaifu do if she saw a human woman hitting on you?

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>>27833178
Hopefully she would know it means nothing.
Hopefully.

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>>27833178
Threesome

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>>27820274
My African American brother

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>>27820274
>>27833392
my african american descents

im not a furfag but i would tottaly fuck my girlfriend ass

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>>27833523
What's your point

>>27833523
Did you wander over here from the GO general?

>>27833178
>Implying I wouldn't just reject the human woman's flirting at the spot and spit on it, just to demonstrate my faithfulness to my pokewaifu.

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>>27833178
I'd imagine she would get jealous, and let me know next time we fug

>>27833661
His girlfriend has a super hairy ass

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>Check every picture
>Not one mawile

Guess that means she's all mine.

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>>27834206
Its not a claim thread, she'd been yours anyways.

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>Both are hot as fuck, Braixen mainly.

>>27834462
Lucario is too masculine4me, but braixen is cute.

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>>27834462
>Braixen mainly
>Hot as fuck
I see what you did there, Carlos

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>>27816094
She's so perfect and fluffy

>>27834462
>Lucario and Braixen
Hmm... reminds me.

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>>27834462
>my Super Mystery Dungeon team

>>27825556
>>27827109
>>27827514

my friends

http://pastebin.com/TuNV0J3y

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BEST. BUG WIFE. EVER

>>27831607
I feel like you get 6 pokewaifus, just like in the games.

>>27835473
>tfw flygon, gliscor and lurantis are legit bug waifus
That's weird.

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>>27816702
monosodium glutamate

>>27835665
Are they infected or just inflamed

I have multiple pokewaifus bit I don't know who to choose.

>>27817871
So, you'll have a psycho kid.

>>27835895
Then post them all and let us pick one for you

>>27835665
much too lewd Anon
but I fapped anyways

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>>27835257

forgot pic

>>27836007
Lucario, Weavile, Garchomp, Mienshao, Charizard, Zangoose, Delphox, Froslass, Ninetales, Lugia, and Mewtwo.

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>>27836346
Pic the phox

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>>27836346
...that's it? wow anon you're lucky. I'm stuck with an enormous list I can't even bring myself to go through to choose anymore. You should be happy to have so little waifus.

Pick Chompie or mienshao

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>>27836386

He should really pick Lugia, actually.

>>27837106
Lugia is like all legendaries: it will be mostly meaningless to them since it would seem like a one-night stand to them, given their immortal lives. At least regular pokemon have their lives revolve around yours so it feels more connected. So just better waifus overall.

Lugia a bae though

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>>27812200

I don't think Floette would live long enough from my hot love making to have children, OP.

pregnant pokemon pictures when

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>>27837260

>>27836346
I'll just make a stawpoll
http://www.strawpoll.me/11009722

>>27837260
pleas no

>>27837291
You do realize what you just started.

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>>27837260

But what about what comes after?

>>27837349
The baby is always the mother's species anon. And legendaries are (sadly) non-breeding, so no baby virizions either.

>>27837317

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfxbzcBP8cs

What the fuck did Google Images lead me to

>>27837344
[spoilee]Yes, I'm aware.[/spoiler]

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>>27837397

>not checking yourself before you wreck yourself

>>27837369
but humans aren't pokemon so hand wave the problems

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>>27837476
>but humans aren't pokemon
But they are. Or do you think the "human-like" egg-group is merely an aethetic name choice?

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>>27837397
The last time we had polls related to waifu were not the most pleasant of times. You must abort

>>27837476

Humans have been confirmed in Games and Anime to be Pokemon themselves. That's why some Humans have supernatural powers like Ash with Aura and Olympia with her psychic abilities.

>>27837349
why is that abomination so cute

>>27837429
>>27837553
Please, what could possibly go wrong?

>>27837369
Not breeding in daycare =/= Infertile

Besides there are multiple legendaries. A species does not count as one individual, unless you're talking about a spacetime god or something.

>>27837291
>can only choose one
>implying I can choose between most of those

>>27837518
Egg Groups are kind of iffy in general.
If a two foot tall cat and a forty foot long whale can produce viable offspring that is almost always the mother's species, what would it matter who or what the father is?

>>27837740
maybe pokemon ovaries are nearly self sufficient and male sperm serves little to no purpouse but applying the most basic genetic material

I don't know. Figure it out. All I know is you can't have kids with gardevoir, but you can with cacturne.

>>27837169

>not relishing the thought of being intimate with something so insanely ancient, so incredibly powerful and primal that your entire nearly century long existence is like an hour long "date" at the movies to them

>>27837781
My headcanon is Egg Groups are categorized more by mating habits than biological compatibility. Otherwise, Pokemon reproduction works like the Asari from Mass Effect.

So yeah you could potentially have babies with a Gardevoir, you just need to make one like you more first.

Anybody know where I can buy pokemon body pillows?

>>27833143
>You'll never have a Serperior or Milotic to snug and coil around you
>You'll never sleep in peace in their embrace

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>>27837976

Maybe one day. It's something to keep waking up for and hoping for ever day at least, even if we wake up wrapped in our bedsheets instead of endless serpentine coils.

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>>27812200
__male pangoro!

>>27812303
>He said, on a internet image board dedicated to vietnamese children's video games

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>>27838026
>wife
>male

>>27837911
Anybody?

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>>27838064
>believing males can't be wifes

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>>27838064
He is if I believe hard enough!

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>>27838140
>>27838219

>>27838258
Whether he's male or female doesn't matter because he's not real

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>>27838457
>Pokemon will never be real
g-good thing im not a waifufag r-right guys

>>27838100
There's a lewd Gardevoir one on ebay.

>>27838527
But Gardevoir is fucking garbage. I don't want that shit.

>>27837911
Why do people get bodypillows? Are they for fug?

>>27838639
no they're for crying on and desperate cuddling during emotional breakdowns

>>27838639
How would you fug a body pillow?

>>27838719
With your dick

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Absol is for snug and loving brushies, but little cubs would be cute

>>27839075
And fug

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>>27839098
No!

>>27839123
Yes!

>>27839123
Then where would the cubs come from?

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>>27839123
why not?

>>27839158
Never!
>>27839159
Who knows where!
>>27839189
Because for snuggles!

>>27839227
what about sexy snuggles?

>>27839075
>you will never brush her fur

>>27839269
M-maybe...
>>27839314
>Tfw anon, tfw

>>27837704

Agreed. To me, the "singular entity" thing only applies if its a major legendary. Like "integral to the universe not bblowing up" major.

Minor legendaries (such as lugia/shaymin/latis) have been confirmed to have multiples in different medias, and most of those are in the undiscovered group which means they don't breed in captivity or they haven't been able to get close enough to one to study.

>>27839409
What about sex

>>27839810
Maybe only for the sole purpose of procreation, with a Ditto

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>>27812200
I LOVE HER

>>27839075
LEWD
E
W
D

>>27840449
B-but..

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>300 posts without tailsposter
Truly a blessing

>>27841856
Wonderfully done.
Almost wish we had enough steam for a Sol appreciation thread like how they do Phox phridays

I think this has been the most successfull waifu thread in months