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What is preventing the evil teams from just killing you with

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What is preventing the evil teams from just killing you with their Pokemon?
>inb4 ghetsis
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Incompetent writers.
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>>27809864
Whats preventing you from just raping other trainers after you beat them?
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>>27809897
That's because you actually have the morals not to go on a rapefest.
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>>27809864
Gee I don't know, maybe because the game is fre*king rated E FOR EVERYONE
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>>27809864
Mutual assured destruction. Ez. Next question?
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>>27809936
>implying
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>>27809938
>fre*king
I'm not touching this bait.
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>>27809864
It being a game for kids. We could possibly get some good stuff if they didn't have to keep things child-friendly.
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>>27809971
>a pokemon game for adults
yes
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>Children's money grab franchise
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>Pokemon trainers not training their pokemon properly
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>>27809864
I just make up in my mind that assault is punished severely in the pokemon world or something
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>>27809999
checked and keked
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>>27810019
>evil teams
wew lad
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>>27809940
Wouldn't it make sense for them to do it in a last desperate act?
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>>27809958
>that owls are birds
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>>27810130
How would they kill MC when their Pokemon are no longer able to fight? With guns? Easily handwaved by having the MCs Pokemon block them bullets.
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>>27810271
I meant when they had 1 Pokemon left or something.
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>>27809864
YOUR pokémon
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>>27810355
>implying they couldn't surprise you or get around you pokemon
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>>27810374
your*
fug me
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Your Pokemon stop and beat theirs first
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>>27810509
see
>>27810374
>>27810130
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>>27810600
the melting steelix hurts my soul ;-;
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>>27810918
Felt the same way when I first saw it. That's why I decided to use Steelix in my next Platinum run, and now I love him
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Why don't they just use guns?
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>>27810600
Why didn't Steelix just use Avalance
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>>27811280
They don't exist in this universe
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>>27811280
do guns even exist in the pokemon world?
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>>27809864
Your own stronger mons?
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because they can't beat your pokemon
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>>27809936
>the gonormies are still here
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>>27811317
>>27811327
see
>>27810738
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>>27809864
Why don't they train up all their mons to level 100 before initiating their plans?
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The pokémon world is a utopia where things like rape, murder, torture, mutilation and even the food chain don't exist.
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>>27809864
Why don't they just use max revives to fight you again after they lose?
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>>27811349
I imagine I'm not walking around their base with my pokemon inside of their poke balls tho
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>>27810374
But they couldn't
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>>27810600
die
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>>27811397
They can easily surprise/cheapshot/surround you though
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>>27810374
When they get around your Pokemon is when you black out. You don't want to know what happens then.
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>>27809864
That's literally what they're trying to do. Your Pokémon are protecting you.

It's the same for wild encounters.
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>>27810600
JASMINE NO!
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>>27811305
>>27811309
Safari Zone warden in the anime.
Checkmate, atheists.
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>>27811453
>you still go back to the pokecenter fine and dandy
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>>27811280
Would they even need to invent advanced weaponry in the Pokémon world? Superpowered monsters can get the job done just fine.
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>>27811474
anime isn't canon
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>>27811488
You can't really see your bleeding butthole when you're wearing pants.
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>>27810600
Don't post pictures of my waifu of her pokémon ever again.
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>>27809864

You have your own Pokémon to stop this from happening.

How is this difficult to understand after 20 years?

They outright don't let you leave Pallet without a Pokemon.
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>>27810600
but why
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>>27810600
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>>27810918
>>27811077
Wow I didn't even notice Steelix at the back, it made an even more fucked up pic worse
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>>27810600
Someone, somewhere, is fapping to this right now. Possibly from this thread.
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>>27810600
me on the left
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>>27809993
Judging by pokemon fangames meant for "totally mature adults", pokemon aimed at older audiences tends to be complete shit.
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>>27811488
Pokemon centers act as some weird time reset half the time. Remember all those places where your rival challenges you to a low stakes battle, but you can't just lose and move on with life? They keep getting memory loss until you finally win?
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>>27810600
>Steelix used Earthquake
What was this bitch doing? Shit, where did she even find a horde of Houndooms?
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>>27809864
>Capture Arceus and have power to design your own universe
>Weew only 2 badges left
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>>27812654
I liked Colosseum and XD
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>>27812693
Why even use a steelix outside of the games? Onix is superior when not tied down by shit game mechanics that hate him.
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>>27809864
My Pokemon, dipshit. My Pokemon are faster and stronger than theirs. The real question is "What is preventing the protagonist from just raping the female grunts they defeat?"
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>>27810600
YAMEROOO
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>>27809864
Your own Pokemon, actually. Instead of guns everybody has Pokemon because they're all pretty much walking nukes.
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>>27810600
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>>27810374
Pokemon are strong as fuck. If they Pokedex is any indication of the shit they can pull off then people have a right to be afraid of them.
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>>27812764
the fact that the protagonists are generally children. Exception in Gen V and VI, but in Gen V there's evidence that you're a moralfag and Gen VI's plot is just retarded.
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First Law of Pokebotics?
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I have thought about this for a while. My guess is that the strongest trainers (ie the League or Government) of the region enforce a set of rules like no killing, no stealing, etc, and if you don't follow those they'll eventually come after you.
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>>27813043
Eh, pokemon world humans are pokemon themselves capable of lifting up boulders (that pokemon can only push with strength) and use psychic.
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>>27809864
its a kids show

go watch game of thrones if you want sex and violence while tipping your fedorah.
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>>27814497
>muh anime

Not in the games no. Psychic powers in humans doesn't go beyond magic tricks and levitating a few lightweight Pokeballs. Compare that to even the weakest Psychic types who can see the future and teleport vast distances.
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Your own Pokemon.
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>>27812654
Yeah, just look at Midnitez-Remix on deviantart. Sometimes I like her drawings, but she's just an autistic virgin that wants to fuse games like Persona with Pokémon. Not a good idea even on paper. Also she never finishes her games, she has like 10 projects going on.
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>>27812715
>XD

I loved that game
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>>27812654
Yes, but a Pokemon game with a much better story and a darker theme and tone would probably work out good.
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>>27809864
Your own pokemon dumbass.
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>>27815667
Oh god don't even bring up that evil
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>>27815890
>>27815570
please see
>>27811425
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>>27809864
Your pokemon.
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>>27815921
>>27815922
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Just because they're villains and perform some kinds of crimes doesn't mean they're total scumbags or that they'll commit any crime.
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>>27815667
Actually I was wrong, he is a transgender woman I guess. But she/he looked/looks like this, and this is what he/she draws him/herself like. I hate doing this "/" thing but I just don't fucking know anymore...
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>>27815891
I am really really sorry that I did, m8
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>>27809940
Master baitor detected.
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>>27813008
What was the pic?
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>>27815921
how
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>>27809897
Because not everybody is muslim.
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>>27809940
>MAD
>Lysandre shoots a fucking surface-to-surface ion cannon at you when he loses
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>>27817467
Steeling helplessly melting in fire while pack of houdooms were eating Jasmine alive like pitbulls.
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>>27817795
Link?
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>>27812654
I played a fangame based on the red manga that also added a weird subplots that played out as fucked up fanfiction from the maker. It was so fucking awful...
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>>27817847
imagine the pain steelix must be experiencing
the agony of the flames melting his body and the sorrow of knowing he failed to save the kind girl who took care of him and seen to your every need. and the only thing he can do is writhe with unspeakable pain as he watches her be brutally killed
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>>27817847
DELET THIS
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>>27817639
Wow really? You didnt have to bring that up dude
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>>27817847
More like this
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>>27817984
Chill out, Coldsteel.
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>>27817639
Man the FUCK up if you're gonna say shitty comments like that... Quit hiding on an anonymous message board
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>>27817847
Fucking kids man. Grow up, edgelord McGee
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>>27818023
>Quit hiding on an anonymous message board
If I did that then those filthy savages would kill me.
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>>27818023
hello ahmeddit
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>>27818023
>come on to facebook so I can report/jail/get fired your ass for hurting my feelings

I do comments like that in real life every day, most of the people around me agrees, what now turkroach? Gonna cry to mama merkel for not prepping you for our 11 yo daughters?
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Let's pretend that the reason isn't just "it's a children's game".

The most definitive "pokemon explicitly attacks a human" I can think of is Lance's Dragonite in the Rocket HQ blasting a grunt. The guy's propelled backwards into a wall and is notably dazed, but seemingly otherwise unharmed.

Team Rocket in the anime have been electrocuted hundreds - if not near a thousand, at this point - of times, and survived being flung incredible distances.

I propose that humans in the pokemon universe are incredibly durable - able to survive conditions that we ourselves would immediately perish in. If I had to guess, the reason your trainer is never dangerously attacked is that their own pokemon keep the opponent's occupied enough that they don't particularly get the chance to go in against you particularly hard because you can easily survive a hit from another monster as you're running away.

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>>27820545
>joke's on you, i'm well aware that my opinion is shitty and i'm being a coward
I understand not wanting to come forth with your identity when it comes to anything involving this cesspit of a site but c'mon, man, you've got your /pol/ hugbox for a reason. scooch along back to it.
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>>27820777
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>>27818023
I can't fucking tell if /vp/ is baiting or just super liberal anymore
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>>27820777
Waste of good trips.
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>>27820812
It's just new posters who came here because of the leaks. I sincerely doubt there's anyone who 20 who unironically defends muslims.
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>>27820842
>over 20*
My bad.
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>>27820837
>bigass ontopic post
>incredibly minor mention of other opinion
At least I didn't bring nothing constructive to the table.
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