Pokemon GO stories

>go out to play
>heat kills me in 10 mins

>>27795919
Wishing I had this while my son was drying would've been a nice distraction for a while. I could've used it. Being a parent of a ding child in a children's hospital sucks. Esp when your son is less than a week old

>>27795883
I don't how the second story is sad, am I missing something?

>>27796005
>valor
It's because his old teacher and the obese guy were both black and it's a racist myth that all black people are related.

>playing
>find a homeless guy having a seizure
>run for my life
>tell the employees at BP to go check it out

>go to gas station
>get hassled by guidos

>>27795988
My condolences anon

>>27795919
hope you're not serious though that seems unlikely

>>27795988
>Playing Pokemon while waiting for your son to dry
>He wont stop dinging and annoying the staff at a childrens hospital
How do I get him to stop dinging while he drys?

>>27796816
>find a homeless guy having a seizure
>run for my life

But why though?

>>27798952
Different anon here, Some types of seizures cause the person having them to go apeshit in pure confusion/fear and lash out/attack other close by people.

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>>27795883
>The cemetery is a Pokestop, too. Guess I'll be playing with her there soon

>guy is at the park playing pokemon instead of spending time with his dying daughter
i hope he dies too

>>27799416
No.

>>27799537
where is that image from? I know it's pron