You decide!

release the games early

eat a sandwich

Bring back Paper Mario and Metroid, and otherwise try to follow Iwata's philosophy as closely as possible, which would be hard af

>>27794736
Get everything old that's nintendo release on Steam and/or Mobile, with good quality control.

>>27794736
Sign an edict to make me the president forever.

>>27794810
>>27794823

In 24 hours? That sounds implausible.

Makes the games use sprites again

>>27794736
See what nx is and what the next games coming out are

>>27794736
New Metroid as an executive order. The 2d variety, I mean.

I can't think of anything else off the top of my head. Maybe another Mario Galaxy into production?

>>27794736
Fuck man that's no easy thing.
Probably run a massive research program, find out what works what doesn't, what fans want, what I must do to be competitive. Basically get as much data as I could.

>>27794736
>fire Masuda
>fire Ohmori
>invest on apps

create more amiibos

Renegotiate the CEO's executive compensation package so that the entire annual salary is payable in cash and stock options on that exact date.

Do what Iwata did, die :^)

Steal money for when I go back to my miserable life.

That and force my will in the new starters.

>>27794736
Pour my heart, soul, and possibly last breath into a game that people will bitch about no matter what happens.

Cancel Federation Force, and Color Splash, and make quality games from those franchises.
And also advertise Yo-kai Watch a lot more.

>>27794736
Sell a large share of the company to myself.

Cancel Paper Mario Color Splash, announce the NX, put Mario Galaxy 3 and Sunshine HD into production, and announce English release of Mother 3. Happy, fanboys?

have sex with Miyamoto

>>27794736
>for 24 hours

Everyone seems to have missed that part.

You can't accomplish any major corporate changes in 24 hours. So I'd just spend the day checking out secret files on upcoming games, making notes in them if I have any ideas, and raiding the employee merchandise store.

Make it so the viLLIANS DIDN'T GO AFTER ANother legendary.

>>27794736
fire everyone who works or worked for Game Freak, then contract a professional assassin and instruct him to kill them
then, put an actually good team of developers to work on Pokemon

>>27794736
Nothing I'd want to do would be approved by the board of directors, so probably just leak everything and spend the rest of the time playing new games.

>>27794943
Oh boy. Miyamoto and Iwata must have done a lot of wild sex offscreens.

>>27794736
I would fire Masuda.

Sell all my shares and run

I would release an official version of Pokemon Showdown as an app and set in motion an update system every 6 months with new pokemon in it.

Pokemon/SSB league clone MOBA
Super Luigi 16
Buy Rare back and release Banjo Threeie
Current and past systems virtual console for PC
Conker Twooie
Donkey Kong 16
Game of thrones based open world made by zelda team.
Space sandbox but is actually a horror game in disguise.
Delete Icecream and garbage pokemon, remove z stones before shit gets too complicated.
Buy the rights to runescape and send it back 5 years removing all the trash content, release across multiple platforms, increase map size and make it open world.

Release Colosseum and Gale of Darkness on the Eshop

>>27795232
>Rare Games

You'd be doing god's work, except for buying FaGex.

I don't think that many people in this thread understand how corporations work.

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>get official designs
>post them on /vp/
>watch the as they get called fake

Kill the Heliolisk designer

>>27794736
>fire Miyamoto
>fire Masuda
>quit and get huge departure bonus

>>27794872
Why.

>>27794736
Buy a Ferrari and call some escort

Go to their collection of beta builds of games, rip them all and upload to the net

make a twitter account called john gamefreak. link to it from the official nintendo twitter. post leaks on john gamefreak account for 24 hours.

I'd probably have to like, go in to an office to do anything and that seems like a drag, so I'd stay home and do what I usually do. I'd tell people on the internet that I'm CEO of Nintendo today and get called a liar. Masturbate to Nintendo girls and play Nintendo games to keep up a theme. Pat myself on the back knowing that, at the very least, my inaction was probably a better decision than many others would do or most that actual Nintendy's made in the past few years.

Release a fire red or regular red version on mobile. Update it to include physical/special split, new moves, abilities, and Pokemon (this would be easy as fuck)

Make it easy to trade and interact with other people's fire red app for trades and battles

Do you have any idea how fucking popular this would be?

Hire smogon

Revive Advance Wars
Pay Capcom to make another Gotcha Force

fucking kill myself

Fire Sakamoto. Announce an actual metroid game for tentatively 2019.

Tell Miyamoto to go along with the "Galaxy 3" style game he wants to do.

Tell the color splash team that it's "too similar to sticker star" since that's apparently what made them stop making that actual paper mario game from a while ago.

Get a remake of gen 1 as full 3D for the NX or even just with the SuMo engine

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>wake up as CEO in meeting room
>"Alright men, as my first decision as head of Nintendo, I propose that we reveal the NX earlier than expected. No direct or video will be necessary, just.. give me the machine and I'll take pictures of me holding it or something and post it on our Twitter. Well? What's the matter? Let's fucking do this thing!"
>"性交あなたは誰ですか?"
>"Huh? W-what?"
>"あなたは君島に何をしましたか?"
>"黒魔術!!!"
>"Oh. Godamn it OP. You needed to specify that we were replacing the NORTH AMERICAN CEO."
>walk out of room
>go into what seems to be a break room
>"DOES ANYONE HERE KNOW ENGLISH?!"
>"何?"
>"UGGH"
>Get caught by what I assume is a security guard
>spend an hour waiting by an office
>finally, he comes out, bows, and gives me an I.d. card with my face and name in Japanese on it
>about goddamn time
>spend 2 fucking hours or so moving around the building until I find the receptionist
>"Herro sir, what can do for you?"
>"Yes, hello, I'm the new CEO of Nintendo. Looks like there's been a bit of a mixup. Do you guys have like, a translator around that can speak English?"
>"Oh sorry sir, no can do it."
>points me to another door across the room
>it's a unisex restroom
>"No, I mean a translator."
>"U-uh.."
>fuck this
>go outside
>yell
>"DOES ANYONE HERE KNOW HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH?"
>"I do."
>some guy with backpack
>"Come with me."
>thanks to his translations, we finally got to a storage room
>security guard opens case and hands me a large smartphone
>"Is this.. what I think it is?"
>backpack man stares in amazement as well
>"So this is the NX huh? Looks smaller than I thought. Oh well, /v/ would flip their shit over this."
>take multiple pictures with NX, backpack man and security guard
>backpack man looks at me and says
>"Hey, can I hold it?"
>"Sure dude!"
>runs out of room with prototype
>look at watch
>already 24 hours
>wake up back in apartment
>mfw forgot to post pictures on Twitter
>mfw someone somwhere now has an NX

>>27799796
>Thinking replacing Reggie would do anything
Anyway he's the COO, not the CEO

>>27794736
understandu

>>27794736
ANNOUNCE NX!!
AT LEAST THE CONCEPT.

>>27794736
Sell the company to sega

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>>27794736
Publicly fire All the people responsible for localization in Treehouse.

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Promise Audrey a high ranking position in the company for a hand and titjob.

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>>27794736
Make Nintendo have normal controllers again

>>27794736
Make them use Gen V style sprites for the Pokédex's scroll-menu. I like the new 3D models but I fucking miss the glorious pixelart of Gen V.

>>27794736
I'd start making ways to make the company less of an asshole about online stuff. Fuck friend-codes and fuck having a Nintendo Account that has no fucking purpose.

I want to add my Passerby Pokébros to my Friends List but it's literally impossible

>>27794736
kci kout all the old retarded men, so nintendo finally can become good, would sell all rights to gamefreak so they can finalyl make good pokemon games.

Voice acting in the Gen 8 games.

>>27795232
>>27794910
>>27794823
>>27794810
>>27802073
>>27800246
>>27800222
>>27801141
I'm actually okay with these

>>27794872
You're working at Nintendo, not Game Freak

>>27794736
Not have control over Pokemon since 2/3s of it isn't owned by me.

a lot of money would have suddenly disappeared.

>>27794911
This plus delete Lucario and Megas

>>27794842
I love you

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>>27794736
Dump everything regarding Sun/Moon on infinity-/vp/ because 4chan /vp/ sucks.

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Make Pokemon game that plays like Animal Crossing and let's you date/marry other humans/pokemon.
I don't give a fuck about controversy it would create

>>27794842
dude make fzero and advance wars

>>27802817
you mean /pokemon/?

>>27794736
Put all effort going towards the new Paper Mario to a screeching halt and redirect all effort toward a god-tier Animal Crossing game for the Wii U/NX.

Also learn as much as I can about the NX and probably leak a little bit.

>>27800171
Nope, he became CEO some months ago

>>27794830
/thread

>>27794736
Make it explicitly clear to all of my underlings that pandering to Japanese audiences at the expense of massive international profits is idiotic.

Order development of a new Metroid.

>>27794736
I know thats not possible in just 24 hours, but I would bring Nintendo back to Brazil.

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>>27794736
>have mother 3 released in virtual console
>remake pokemon yellow
>add gen 2+ pokemon in pokemon go

>>27794736
>24 Hours
Does this mean iwata is also me For a day?

>>27803734
No, why would a dead man become you?

>>27794736
cash all of my options

>>27800611
Are you twelve?

Force a massive Wii U Chibo Robo that's just an amazing looking expansion that follows the gameplay of the original/Happy Sweep

>>27794736
Re-release AM2R and claim it as a DS3D game. Force everyone to buy the game to play it. Send box's of shit to the original creators because fuck them.

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>Demand Libra and Kagero get added to Smash 4, remove Robin and Corrin if necessary; Taki from Soul Calibur is an acceptable stand-in for Kagero if too much whining about "too much Fire Emblem"
>Libra expy in Fates, maybe Izana's son who appears in Revelations to replace Izana, can actually romance Female Corrin and Kagero
>Force a contract that makes it so the next CEO can't overturn my demands

>>27800246
>>>/twitter/
>>>/Reddit/

Let Koizumi make an adventure game, however he wanted.

>>27794736
Hijack the gf offices and leak everything
The best part, no one will believe me

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>>27806321
>remove my nigga Robin and husbando Corrin
>not the actual clones

>>27794736
Use my massive increase to my bank account to pay for and fuck multiple 11-14 year old call girls.

Also I'd reveal the final stages of the gen 7 starters or something but only while 2 11-14 year olds are sucking me off at the same time.

>>27794736
Burn the company to the ground

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>Demote Massive Hero Soccerguy
>Take over as lead producer on Smash NX
>Enforce a strict rule of:
A: No characters will be cut
B. No clones (Semi-Clones are fine, existing clones will be changed to be more unique)
C. Each character gets a stage unique to them
D. Gameplay will primarily be that of 4, just a bit faster and slightly better momentum
>Set a goal for at least 10 new characters (Dillon, Takamaru, Cross, Rowlet's Final Evo, Impa, Skull Kid, Paper Mario, Dark Samus, King K. Rool, and Captain N being the prioritized characters)
>Leak beta models and working promo renders online and watch Ridleyfags suffer more
>Become me again and hope like hell Sakurai doesn't undo anything I did

>>27794736
only 24 hours? fucking nothing

>>27808964
Cut. Print. Horrible.

Make the DSlite2, abandon 3DS

Secretly wire 10 million dollars to my bank account

take blurry pictures of sm pokemon to leak later

>>27794810
What's Iwata's policy?

Ya'll nigga thinking you achieve anything with only 24 hours. Be realistic

>>27794736
I would sell Nintendo to Microsoft.

>>27809366
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