What is this?

>>27793701
200 free poke balls

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>>27793701
English version

>>27793701
Like $70 coming directly out of your autismbux

Im 22 and illwill buy this and do the first playthrough with my wife. We've played since we were kids and grew up playing together. This will be our last one yby ourselves since she's pregnant now. Its gonna be a good purchase.

>>27794191
>implying your 2 year old will be old enough to play

>>27794191
>getting married at 22
How're you gonna pay those alimony payments?

>>27794191
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING NORMALFAG GET OUT

>>27794191

>having a child at 22

enjoy the next 18 years of regret

>>27794191
>she's pregnant now
How does it feel raising another man's child?

>>27794297
It depends; if he is a nigger he will just flee, If he is Mexican he will go back, if he is white he fucked his life and will be enslaved for life and will pay for his ex-wife's husband and kids.

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>>27794191
shoo shoo normie

>>27794297
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
TO PAY THE ALIMONY
IM NOT THE DARKEST GUY IN MY BED

I WAS LOOKIN IN DESPAIR
WITH MY FINGERS IN MY HAIR
AT MY WIFE AND HER BUCK
FROM MY KEK SHED

WELL
THE BILLS START COMING
AND THEY DONT STOP COMING
ACCOUNTS OVERDRAWN
CANNOT BE FORGIVEN

DIDNT MAKE SENSE
NOT TO GO INSANE
FUCKED MY SHIT UP
NOW IM IN PAIN

TOO MUCH TO PAY
TOO DEEP IN DEBT
SO WHATS WRONG WITH
FLEEING TO CUBA

YOU'LL ALWAYS KNOW IF YOU GET HITCHED
YOU'LL ALEWAYS KNOW CUZ SHES A BITCH

HEY NOW
YOURE A LOSER
SHE BROKE YOU AND BETRAYED
HEY NOW
YOURE A WASH UP
AND YOULL NEVER BE PAID

IF ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD
GIVE IT TO MY WIFE TO BE SOLD

>>27793701
>Thread about double pack of games
>full of salty virgins mad about another guy's gf

Never change /vp/

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>>27794191
>Getting married at 22
>Having kids at 22
>Having horrendous grammar for 22 year old

Nigger Detected

>>27794611
>Hurr durr im mad that someone is starting a family with the girl they grew up with!
Kys

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Sooooooo to get back on track, I wouldn't mind this. My brother just gotta 2ds from the hype and is playing my y and ruby because he hasn't play gen 6 at all. It's gonna be so nice having someone to trade with again. Be a nice gift to give him one

>>27794834
no u

>>27794834

>breeding and bringing another shitty life into this world that most likely you aren't for given your age because you used to play a video game with somebody as kid

w e w

>>27793701
a waste of money

>>27794191

>when she dies during childbirth

rip.

>>27794834
Its time to stop playing pretend anon, you are 22 years old for arceus' sake

>>27795074
>for arceus' sake
>>>>r/PokeTheism is that way, my friend.

>>27795115
>>>>>r/PokeTheism
It's a thing?

>>27795125
about to delete post because I just noticed they jacked up the price, time to cancel this preorder then I guess

>>27793701
>What is this?
Something my wife and I just bought.

The only other main series game she has played is Black, which she played around when ORAS was coming out, but she got really into Pokémon Go, and Alolan Raichu made her demand that we play this generation together.

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>>27795180
>my wife
>The only other main series game she has played is Black
As expected.

You guys don't understand, look how high the price on pokemon games like hg&ss and platinum are new in box. You could sell this thing for 200% more than you paid and some nerd will buy it with your tax money.

>>27794191
To be fair, I would like to do the same.

>>27795180
Pokemon Black isn't the only black thing she's played with.

>>27795830
> You could sell this thing for 200% more than you paid and some nerd will buy it with your tax money.
I really don't get this. Why are Pokémon games always so expensive preowned when they're so fucking common?

>>27794191
Good for you anon

>>27796243
>>27796243
I think he means the pack with both games. Those things go out of stock pretty fast

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>>27794191
Ive always dreamt of growing up with a girl then marrying her when im older. Alls ive ever known are sloots though, girls realy liked me in high school, but i wanted nothing to do with them when i found out they were just sloots, Im jelly, anon realy jelly, Have fun anon

>>27794191
nice man, good luck

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>>27795115
>falling for bait this obvious

>>27794489
JUST
U
S
T

>>27794611
Come on anon, we all know black people don't marry.

>>27796243
Supply and demand.
Very few people actually let their copies go, most hold onto them, so low supply. And people always wanting the older titles, so high demand.

>>27795052
>"aw shit nigga, free lunala"

>>27794191
>not realizing that this was just a fakey 'redditor' post