ITT: We suppose gym leaders sexuality

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>>27792886
>Clair
>Heterosexual
Oh, (You).

>>27792886
SINNOH:

Roark - Gay
Gardenia - Lesbian
Fantina - Trap
Maylene - Bisexual
Crasher Wake - Het
Byron - Het
Candice - Lesbian
Volkner - Bisexual

UNOVA:

Cilan, Chilli and Cress - All gay
Lenora - Het
Burgh - Gay
Elesa - Bisexual
Clay - Het
Skyla - Lesbian
Brycen - Gay
Drayden and Iris - Het
Roxie - Lesbian
Cheren - Gay

KALOS.

Viola - Het
Grant - Gay
Korrina - Het
Ramos - Het
Clemont - Gay
Valerie - Lesbian
Olympia - Asexual
Wulfuric - Gay

>>27792886
TUMBLR: The thread.

>>27792886
Uhhh Givovanni is gay and daddy af he had a son while being in the closet

>>27792886
Fuck off.

>>27792886
>The only gay gym leaders are the most feminine men

(You)

>>27792886
>Chuck
>Het
This is fake

>>27792904
Fpbp

>>27792886
>>27793260

>not enough demisexual, pansexual, breadsexual, snowsexual, genderqueer, etc. to be tumblr

Masterful shitpost

>>27793900
Still as weirdly obsessed with putting labels on everything as tumblr are.

>>27793892
He's very bi, he may have a wife but she doesn't know...

>>27792886
They're all straight. This is a kid's game. Stop trying to corrupt children's minds with your deviancy.

Blue - Gay but only for Red, straight otherwise

>Misty
>rugmuncher

Fuck outta here tumblr, you're the cancer killing pokemon

>>27793934
I mean, she says he's always hard at work training... Pfft, yeah right.

>>27792886
>everyone :straight
fuck off

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>>27793892
>Chuck doesn't wear a ring whenever you encounter him
Press F to pay respects to his "wife"

>>27794184
F(uck her right in the pussy).

>>27793954
>implying children aren't gay

>>27794404
Shut the fuck up. Children are straight-only.

Gays and lesbians are a result of sexual abuse.

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>>27792992
>Maylene - Fightsexual
>Clemont - 2D waifus only

Fixed that for ya

>>27792886
Kanto/Johto
Lorelei - Het
Bruno - Het
Agatha - Lesb
Lance - Gay
Will - As
Koga - Het
Karen - Bi
Blue - Het
Red - Het

Hoenn:
Sidney - Het
Phoebe - Het
Glacia - Lesb
Drake - Het
Steven - Gay
Wallace - Gay

Sinnoh:
Aaron - Gay
Bertha - Bi
Flint - Bi
Lucian - Het
Cynthia - Het

Unova:
Shauntal - As
Marshal - Het
Grimsley - Gay
Caitlin - Bi
Alder - Het
Iris - Het

Kalos:
Malva - Bi
Siebold - Gay
Wikstrom - Bi
Drasna - Bi
Diantha - Het

>>27792886
Misty went on dates with men. She's at least bi.
Erika is hetero. She's just popular with the ladies.

>>27792992
Roxie is closeted Gay, possibly Bisexual.

>>27795977
Agatha is at least bi, she had a thing for Oak.
Anyone that dresses like Flint is absolutely hetero.
Shauntal is bisexual, possibly even pansexual.

>>27792886
>>27792992
Wow I can actually believe almost all of these

They're all straight except Wallace

>>27794843
Woah there kiddo you might cut someone with that edge of yours

>>27792886
>>27792992
>>27795977
I suppose you have some brief logical reasons to back these conclusions up?

I mean you don't need to do everyone just at least I don't know, 12 people?

Morty's bi. Claire is gay. Juan is gay. Fantina is trans. Marlon fucks anything that moves, including Pokemon. Valerie is probably asexual or severely fucked up. That's about it I think.

Where is polysexual

>>27794843
Funny, I remember that I hated to think about shirtless goku when I was lying on my stomach because my penis would suddenly get hard and I didn't know why.

>>27796489
Wallace is literally confirmed straight though. He canonically has a relationship with Winona.

>>27795977
>Bruno - Het
>Lance - Gay
Gotta suck for Lance.

>>27796627
Claire needs Lance's dick. She's not gay. She might be bi, though.

>>27794843
>was never exposed to sex until after I realized I'm attraced to (some) guys
Idiot.

>When asked what their sexuality is

Brock - "Straight as an arrow!"
Misty - Lesbian
Surge - Straight
Erika - Lesbian
Koga - Homosexual (Janine doesn't look anything like him, definitely adopted)
Janine - Bi
Sabrina - Pan
Blaine - "If it's cute I'll fuck it" (So pan but he doesn't deal with that label stuff the kids use)
Giovanni - Straight
Blue - ????

Falkner - Bi
Bugsy - Bi
Whitney - Straight
Morty - Straight
Chuck - Straight
Whitney - Straight
Pryce - Heterosexual
Clair - Pan

Roxanne - Heterosexual
Brawly - Gay
Wattson - Gay, but closeted
Flannery - Bi, but closeted
Norman - Straight
Winona - Straight
Tate and Liza - Bi, both have crushes on all the same people
Wallace - Straight
Juan - Straight

Roark - Straight
Gardenia - Bi
Fantina - Straight
Maylene - Bi
Wake - Gay, but closeted
Byron - Het
Candice - Lesbian, but curious about femboys
Volkner - Straight

The Bros - All straight
Lenora - Heterosexual
Burgh - Bi, with a female preference, but puts on a show that he's flaming
Elesa - Lesbian
Clay - "WUh?! I AIN'T NO DAMN SODOMITE!" (Closeted bi)
Skyla - Straight
Brycen - Asexual
Drayden - Straight
Iris - Straight
Roxie - Straight (to her bandmate's dismay)
Cheren - Straight

Viola - Lesbian
Grant - Bi-curious
Korrina - Bi
Ramos - Heterosexual
Clemont - Straight
Valerie - Bi, female pref
Olympia - "Labels? Hah... how foolish."
Wulfric - Gay

>>27794843
Rude.

But insisting cartoon characters have a declared sexual orientation is shit and has no place in children's media. How is having a mutant ninja turtle is homosexual supposed to be constructive for young gay children?

I also never see anything involving gay culture that doesn't also involve sex, so it's pretty much marketing sex to children.

>>27797073
I buy most of this one except

>Wattson - Gay, but closeted
Wattson is at least bi. He has a wife, not just any wife, but a wife much younger and prettier than he is.

>>27797073
>all men are bi, all women are lesbian

Most of the characters are intended to be straight except for Wallace that guy confused me as a kid

>>27797364
wallace reminded me of my gay deaf uncle which always made me think wallace is gay

then oras threw a wrench when it was like "Look at my pokemon ranger wife"

>>27797395
>"Look at my pokemon ranger wife"

Wait what? Is this true?

>>27797427
it was post game i think

idk if she was a pokemon ranger or an ace trainer but they live in their apartment together with their plusle/minum

>>27794184
a lot of men don't wear a ring

>>27797258

By your logic any kind of romance, which is ever-present in children's media, is also inherently sexual and markets sex to kids.

Having a gay ninja turtle is good because it implicitly tells gay kids that someone else like them exists. I know you may not have experienced this but the majority of gay kids grow up in communities where being openly gay is unheard of to the point where they don't even know of the concept, or simply considered an aberration. A lot of these kids grow up thinking that there is no one else like them and this can lead to severe problems later down the line due to emotional damage inflicted during the extremely important formative years.

Brock - "Straight as an arrow!"
Misty - Lesbian
Surge - Straight
Erika - Lesbian
Koga - Straight
Janine - Bi
Sabrina - Pan
Blaine - Asexual
Giovanni - Straight
Blue - Straight

Falkner - Bi
Bugsy - Gay
Whitney - Straight
Morty - Straight
Chuck - Straight
Pryce - Heterosexual
Clair - Heterosexual

Roxanne - Heterosexual
Brawly - Bi
Wattson - Straight
Flannery - Bi, but closeted
Norman - Straight
Winona - Straight
Tate and Liza - Bi, both have crushes on all the same people
Wallace - Straight
Juan - Straight

Roark - Straight
Gardenia - Bi
Fantina - Straight
Maylene - Lesbian
Wake - Gay
Byron - Het
Candice - Lesbian, but curious about femboys
Volkner - Straight

The Bros - All straight
Lenora - Heterosexual
Burgh - Bi, with a female preference, but puts on a show that he's flaming
Elesa - Lesbian
Clay - Closeted Bi
Skyla - Bi
Brycen - Asexual
Drayden - Straight
Iris - Straight
Roxie - Pan
Cheren - Straight
Marlon - Bi-curious

Viola - Lesbian
Grant - Straight, but into trans women
Korrina - Bi
Ramos - Heterosexual
Clemont - Straight
Valerie - Bi, female pref
Olympia - "Labels? Hah
Wulfric - Straight

>>27792886
Misty literally is on a date with a guy when you encounter her in GSC. RETARD!

>every female is lesbian or bi
No sorry /vp/.

>>27797447
That was Wattson

>>27797587
That's when she discovered she didn't like men. Men who run away just because a kid ran up.... tch... how useless!

>>27797447
That's Watson, not Wallace.

>>27792886
>>27792992
>Wulfric - Gay
I'd like this but why is he gay?

>>27797569
You can present a heterosexual family or romance in children's media without being explicit.

You can't do this with a homosexual couple because they are inherently linked to obscene sexual activity.

Lorelei - Lesbian
Bruno - Staight
Agatha - Heterosexual
Lance - Bi
Oak - Straight

Will - Gay Af'
Karen - Straight
Elm - Bi

Sidney - Straight
Pheobe - Bi
Glacia - Heterosexual
Drake - Heterosexual
Steven - Gay
Wallace - Gay
Maxie - Closeted Gay
Archie - Pan
Birch - Heterosexual

Aaron - Gay
Bertha - Heterosexual
Lucian - Gay
Flint - Heterosexual
Cynthia - Straight
Cyrus - Asexual
Rowan - Heterosexual

Shauntal - Lesbian
Marshal - Heterosexual
Grimsley - Bisexual
Caitlin - Pan
Alder - Heterosexual
Ghetsis - Straight
Juniper - Bi-curious

Malva - Lesbian
Wikstrom - Straight
Siebold - Gay
Drasna - Heterosexual
Lysandre - Bi
Sycamore - Gay

Kukui - Straight

>>27796599
The logical reasoning is MUH DIVERSITY.

>>27797584
>Blue, Volkner, and Wallace: Straight
lol

Shouldn't Sabrina's be "Your brains are leaking out of your ears?"

>>27797793
How?
A gay couple existing in a show or a boy liking another boy or girl liking another girl need not be sexual.
If any of them are inherently sexual, so too is the portrayal of anyone straight.

>>27792886
(Usted)

>>27792886
> Misty
> Lesbian
> Had a BF in G/S/C

>>27798390
It's natural for children to see and aspire to hetero-normal pairings in real life, so it's entirely innocent in media directed to them. A mother and father or an heterosexual adult couple just goes without saying.

A gay pairing in a child's show indicates a developed sexual awareness. They can learn about that when they get older and start pursuing relationships like adults. There's a reason kids' shows talk about how girls or boys have cooties.

At best you'll have your "shoved under the rug" oddities like two men living together.

>>27792886
>Bugsy - Gay
No, but he wishes he was manlier.

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This thread is the non homosexual kind of gay.

OP is the non homosexual kind of faggot.

I'd still like to share this with you and let the programming speak.

>>27792992
>Cheren - Gay
But he literally fucked Bianca.
You're horrible at this.
Not to mention the impossible amount of lesbos.

>>27794184
He just doesn't want to wear a ring when he fights. That's cheating.

>>27798619
>playing non-canon games

>>27796627
>Fantina is trans
She's just ugly and French.
Gamefreak would never include a tranny freak.

>>27798673
>the power of medical science is amazing

>>27797569
Fuck off, fag.
We need /pol/ to culturally enrich us.

>>27798681
That's a joke, for Japs to laugh at.
No major character is even a faggot, you fucking retards.

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>>27795977
>>27797584
>Blue - Het

Ayy.

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>>27792886
>>27792992
This is the purest and greatest form of shitposting. Tumblr would be proud of (You).

>>27798703
They have their own fucking board yet shit up and tumblrize decent blue boards like ours

Pokemon world is pretty much perfect and nobody is damaged beyond repair. That's why it's impossible for homosexuals to exist. Everyone is straight. And if you try to say otherwise, you should hang with the rest of the degenerates.

>>27798881
but /vp/ is the degenerates

>>27798932
Good. I hate you all anyways. And I can never leave.

>>27792886

MCs and rivals' sexuality:

Red - Bisexual
Leaf - Het
Blue - Bisexual
Gold and Ethan - Gay
Crystal - Bisexual
Lyra - Het
Silver - Bisexual
Brendan - Het
May - Het
Wally - Bisexual
Lucas - Het
Dawn - Bisexual
Barry - Het
Hilbert - Bisexual
Hilda - Het
Cheren - Gay
Bianca - Het
Nate - Het
Rosa - Lesbian
Hugh - Poképhilic.
Calem - Het
Serena - Bisexual
Shauna - Bisexual
Trevor - Gay
Tierno - Asexual
Sun - ????????
Moon aka Chicken-chan - Probably het.
Halu - Gay
Lillie - Must be a bisexual with high lesbian tendencies.

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>>27792886
I know you're trolling but holy shit this is cancerous and yaoi femanons are doing it unironically.

does it really matter so much?

Brock: Straight. Doesn't know why straight women are a thing either, but is glad they are.
Misty: Straight. She really enjoys lesbian company though, and seriously gets off on women being attracted to her.
Surge: Straight.
Erika: Straight, though she regularly has lesbian sex. Technically most of these are rape, but Erika is just chill AF.
Koga: Straight. Sucked one dick, but that was for professional reasons.
Janine: Doesn't know yet. She thought she was straight, but she found one of her dad's magazines, schlicked to it a bunch, and wants to experiment, but is afraid of what she'll find out.
Sabrina: A strange combination of Pan and Asexual. She gets her jollies to everyone, but not in ways you'd recognize as sexual.
Blaine: Asexual, but married anyways because he wanted a kid. He and his wife have an open relationship, a feature he has yet to capitalize on.
Giovanni: Straight, but has made a few men suck him off for dominance reasons.
Blue: Straight.
Falkner: Bi, trends female. Was straight, but opened up after a few experiments.
Bugsy: Bi, but he has never actually had sex with a girl, since most think he's gay.
Whitney: Straight, but she's had thoughts before, and once she "accidentally" walked in on a naked friend, then "tripped" into her by surprise.
Morty: Mostly straight, but there are one or two guys he'd do.
Chuck: Straight, but appreciates a handsome man.
Jasmine: Mostly straight, but has a few female friends who like her, and she returns some feeling for.
Pryce: Heterosexual.
Clair: Asexual with an exception for Lance.
Roxanne: Heterosexual. Might have a few repressed lesbian thoughts.
Brawly: Bi, trends female. Won't bottom, and is picky about men.
Wattson: Straight.
Flannery: Bi, heavily trends male. What started as an appreciation of the female body turned into a bit more.
Norman: Straight.

>>27799802
Winona: Straight, but she really wants to try eating vag. Is working up the courage to ask Flannery.
Tate and Liza: Mostly hetero, but both are open to experiment, Liza more than Tate. They both repress weak feelings for eachother, both know the other does this, and both know that the other one knows that they know. They act on this by involving themselves in the other's romances
Wallace: Straight, but appreciates male beauty. Enjoys pegging.
Juan: Bisexual, but occasionally has issues getting it up for men.

Roark: Straight, but has had a thought or two.
Gardenia: Bisexual, trends female. Enjoys anal when she does get with men.
Fantina: Straight, but appreciates female beauty, and had a crush on a girl once.
Maylene: Bisexual, trends asexual. She just doesn't care about that stuff.
Wake: Gay, but found out with a girl. Still likes titties.
Byron: Immesurable heterosexuality. He attracts gay men, however.
Candice: Lesbian, but really trying to like guys.
Volkner: Straight, but is pretty sure he had sex with a guy one night.

The Bros: All straight, though Cilian has fapped to men before.
Lenora: Heterosexual, but enjoys yaoi to the chagrin of her husband.
Burgh: Bi, with a female preference, but puts on a show that he's flaming (couldn't have put it better)
Elesa: Bisexual, trends female. Was lesbian for a while, but she retried men and kinda liked it. Regularly "visits" Elsa and Burgh. Has plans for Iris in a few more years.
Clay: Was raised in a strict household, and hasn't let himself think about it. Operationally straight, at least.
Skyla: Heterosexual, but has a special place for Elsa. Has schlicked to a few other girls, but it isn't the same.
Brycen: Asexual. He had a few bad experiences with women and wrote them off. Tried men, and didn't like it.
Drayden: Straight, but appreciates male beauty. Considered experimenting once. He's gotten hard while wrestling his pokemon before, but denies it, and refuses to act on it.

>>27799813
Iris: Repressed bisexual. She likes women, but doesn't want to. She is fine with men.
Roxie: Hetero, but operationally bisexual. She is prone to acting chaotically, and has had more than a few lesbian experiences. Her bandmate exploits this.
Cheren: Straight, had one gay experience and didn't like it.
Marlon: Bisexual, heavily trends female. Was straight until he accidentally came to a dick while browsing porn, and went from there.
Viola: Declared lesbian. She is actually attracted to men, but denies it. Her attraction to women may or may not be legitimate.
Grant: Straight, but into trans women (another one I couldn't state better)
Korrina: Recently turned bi. She repressed it for a while, but let it out in one wild night. Now she's straight, until she remembers she's bi.
Ramos: Heterosexual, but helped one old friend find out for themselves.
Clemont: Bi-curious. He was straight, but into anal stimulation. Over time, he has started wanting a dick instead of a toy.
Valerie: Functionally lesbian, but only because the features she finds attractive are almost exclusively female. Also a Pokephile.
Olympia: Was bisexual, until she finally got with a girl. The experience disappointed her, and she hasn't gone back. Still appreciates female beauty. Loves the concept of anal, but not the execution.
Wulfric: Straight, but has thought about having sex with another man before.

Lorelei: gay, but has had sex with a man twice.
Bruno: Claims to not be constrained by gender, but has never been with a man.
Agetha: Straight. Believes that lesbians are just lying attention-whores
Lance: Straight. Really wants to suck a cock, but is afraid to.
Will: Straight, but might actually be transgender.
Karen: Straight, but had half-assed sex with a woman once, and claims she's bisexual because of it.

>>27799802
>He and his wife have an open relationship,
No, Blaine is not a cuck.

>>27799820
Sidney: Straight. Tried a guy once, and couldn't finish.
Pheobe: Straight, but has tried girls several times. She enjoyed it only once, but doesn't know why.
Glacia: Bisexual, trends female, borderline asexual. Glacia is still a virgin, and shows no signs of giving it up. She's quite affectionate, however.
Drake: Heterosexual.
Steven: Bisexual, heavily trends female. Has sucked cock a few times, and occasionally wants to do so again.
Aaran: Gay, but has repeatedly tried women. Is the sort of gay man who will probably marry a woman.
Bertha: Straight, but has had a few lesbian experiences, some she was quite fond of.
Flint: Heterosexual.
Lucian: Bi, but only as a bottom with men.
Cynthia: Bi, trends men. Doesn't really want to have outright sex with women, but greatly enjoys the female form, and schlicks to it regularly. Closeted pedophile, but is gradually opening to herself.
Shauntal: Pansexual, bordering on omnisexual. Shauntal wants to try everything at least once, and has made an impressive dent in that goal. She has all of the fetishes. All of them.
Lucien: Bi, trends heavily male. Really just admires the vagina, and enjoys eating them out.
Marshal: Straight, but has sucked a cock before.
Caitlyn: Mostly lesbian, but really likes sissyboys. Occasionally gets an urge to suck cock, but nothing else.
Alder: Bi, but has never had an experience with a man.
Malva: Straight, but is easily aroused and thus has had more than a few fantasies.
Drasna: Straight. She had a crush on another girl as a kid though.
Siegbold: Bi, trends female. Only goes for "pretty" men, but will go for both girly and butch women.
Wikstrom: Closeted Bi. He believes he should simply ignore any homosexuality present in light of his position. It doesn't affect him too much.
Diantha: Claims to be straight, despite numerous lesbian encounters, most of which she both initiated and enjoyed.

>>27799825
Red: Asexual. Wants only to be the very best.
Gold: Straight, but wants to suck a cock.
Silver: Bisexual, trends female, likes butch women and is a sub.
Kris: Bisexual, though she goes for girls mostly for the thrill.
Lyra: Bisexual, out of desperation for companionship.
Brendon: Closeted bisexual. Has an odd appreciation for testicles.
May: Straight, but lesbians keep trying to hit on her.
Lucas: Straight, but has sucked a cock, and wants to do the real test soon.
Dawn: Newly bisexual. Trends neutral, but is slowly moving towards trending male. May revert to straight before long.
Barry: Bisexual, trends male. Women take too long to woo and to climax, and sometimes want to talk afterwards. Fuck that..
Hilda: Straight, but is worried she might be a lesbian after a few thoughts.
Hilbert: Straight. An experience he won't talk about cleared up his doubts.
N: Kinda asexual. His attendants serviced him his whole life, so he doesn't really know any different.
Bianca: Straight, has had several lesbian thoughts and desires, but is unaware that is an option
Rosa: Pansexual. Rosa is just affectionate towards everyone and everything, and doesn't seem to understand the difference between soft and heavy petting. Trends slightly female because she doesn't like cleaning up after straight sex.
Nate: Straight, but loves prostate stimulation. Seems content with toys.
Hugh: Straight, but caught Nate once, and has thought about it ever since.
Calem: Straight.
Serena: Straight, but a closeted pedophile to both genders.
Tierno: Straight. Tried gay porn once and hated it.
Trevor: Straight, but really likes crossdressing femboys. The "feminine penis" meme is alive and well with him.
Shauna: Bisexual, trends male.

Wes: Straight.
Michael: Straight. Has fantasies about his sister.
Tracey: Bisexual. He just must draw you.
Colress: Straight. He believes that homosexuality is a waste of energy that could be better spend improving the species.

>>27799813
>Wake: Gay
Wake is the most heterosexual man in existence.

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>gays are an insanely tiny percentage of the population
>half of the gym leaders in everyone's list aren't even straight

>>27799820
clemont only like pure 2d waifus

Why does this awful thread have so many replies? Give me your (You)s.

>>27799870
Does nobody want to Garybomb it?

>>27799870
Because we haven't purged degenerates for a long time.

>>27799914
Gary is even more gay than this thread

>>27799825
>Cynthia is a closet pedophile

Look now I know straight shota is a thing, and that's probably what you were thinking of, but.... Why.

All I know is, Giovanni likes forcing young boys onto his cock.

>>27796695
>special
>canon

>>27799802
>>27799813
>>27799820
>>27799825
>>27799831
I really appreciate how much thought went into these. I like them all, especially Drayden and Koga's. I would like more insight into Koga's though.

TUMBLR GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD GOD FUCKING DAMN.

>>27800272
I wrote my own original comic too! Is that canon?

>This entire thread
kek