I'm bored /vp/, what should I have a thread about?

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>>27791231
Cute things!

>>27791231
Post your favorite SFW and NON-BLUSHING Pokégirl image.

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>>27791248
Cute posting!

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>>27791248
>>27791263
Well okay

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>>27791289
Cute of all kinds, not just Lurantis!

Even if Lurantis is a good source of cute.

>>27791248
That, however, is too narrow a view of the threat which "cute things" represents to both those victims who are children, and also adults who regress toward infantile states of mind on account of their own susceptibility to such expressions of the wildly irrationalist occult.

Both "pink things" and "cute things" are fresh examples of epidemic forms of mental disease akin to the "Flagellant" cult which rampaged during Europe's Fourteenth Century "New Dark Age," and to the "witchcraft cults" which spread during Europe's Seventeenth Century, as a by-product of the Venice-directed, Habsburg-led horror of religious warfare over the 1511-1648 interval. The recurring spread of such pro-boredom forms of "New Romanticism" existentialist cults, is typified currently by the impact of the "social justices" irrationalism echoed in the alliance between the lunatic "Kawaii Coalition" and the Gnosticism-riddled "Kawaii Alliance" in such U.S. states as Virginia today.

The spread of the influence of such forms of deranged occultism, as the existentialism of Nazi Party Nietzschean philosopher Martin Heidegger, Karl Jaspers, Theodor Adorno, Hannah Arendt, Jean-Paul Sartre, Martin Buber, et al., typifies the continuity between the New Romanticism of Immanuel Kant, G.W.F. Hegel, and their followers; the archetypical cultural pessimist Schopenhauer; the rise of the fascist parties of Hitler, Mussolini, and Jabotinsky, and the "New Age" lunacies of "information theory," "artificial intelligence," "pink things," and "cute things" today. The assault on Nikita Sarkeesian, from within certain nominal Kawaii Tumblres, such as "ultra-casual" forms of "social justice" cults in Virginia today, typifies the recurring patterns of moral degeneracy which accompany the onset of a period of an onrushing "new dark age" in the history of a culture.

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>>27791348
Fucking what?

>>27791348
>>>/his/
>>>/pol/
>>>/x/
>>>/tinfoil/

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>>27791348

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Did someone say BALLIO?

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Oh no, i'm a Grass-type! I sure do not want to be near Bug-types!

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...can we keep posting cute now?

>>27791911

Look at that T&A shot.

Just think someone out there is masturbating to Sudowoodo as we speak.

What an awful world we live in.

>>27791348
Anti-Greninjafag, is that you?

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lurantis thread when?

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What kind of pokemon would Jhin use?

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So this is a shitposting thread huh? alright

Keep in mind these all inevitably turn into porn fests.

>>27792146
Just wait for Exodia

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>>27792121
'mons like Oddish that have four member families.
Anything he can use for indirect killing, and lots of it.

Maybe a Smeargle?

And actually yeah Bellossom fits his theme a little more than I meant it to.

>>27792121
All FOUR forms of Oricorio.
Smeargle.
And some other shit.

>>27792260
>>27792121
Vileplume is a must. Its a fucking corpse flower.

Oh and a Remoraid/Octillery; Octillery specifically knows only four multi-hitting moves and will never hit 5 times with any of them.

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>>27791348

have a thread about pokemon cum

>>27792445
What would her cum taste like >>27791939 ?

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>>27791263
Here goes mine

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>>27792146
shitposting thread you say? In that case

Mew, you claim to be the 'mon of 1,000 holds, but I counted, and you know about 60. Well, I know 1,004, and I wrote 'em all down, here we go:

>>27793012
1. Arm Bar
2. Seismic Toss
3. Torture Rack
4. Arm Bar
5. Asian Mist
6. Arm Bar
7. The Moss-covered Three-handled Family Gredunza
8. Arm Bar
9. Crabhammer
10. Stallion Heat Hammer
11. Arm Bar
11. Green Vomit
15: arm bar
13. leg bar
69 tacks
14. Kinniku buster
16. Stupid Idiot Killer
17. Headlock
18. Crunch Wrap Supreme
69. Fake
19. arm bar
20. Tiger cock fuck
21. Cesaro Swing
22. massive anal attack
23. Expand Dongus
24. Arm bar
24. Boston Crabhammer
25. Indian Trunk Slam
26. Leg Lock~ <3
27.- Big dick furry pounding
28. Dick Choke
29. Clawhold
30. Anaconda vise
31. Crippler Crossface
32. Arm Bar
33. Texas Death Spider
33. The Gentle Caress
35. the succ
36: Crouching Dragon Hidden Hardon
37: The Move Where I Scream Really Loudly
37. The Wild Ramblin' Scotsman
39. Sfurprise
38. Hotpants Shockwave
39. Matrix
39. Vice Grip
40. To go further beyond
40. The McRib Tickler, sponsored by McDonalds!
41. Arm Bar
42. the dick breaker
43. pic related
43. Full Nelson
43. Bill, Billy, William, and Bill-Bob's Big Gay Orgy of Ages
44. SPACE JAM
45. The World
46. Jobbing
46. Empty Nelson
47. Reddit
48. ZA WORLDO!!!
48. Half full nelson
48: Slam on my wayward Jam
40. BARAge
50. The Fourth Reich
51. Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
49. Bar Arm
55: Half Empty Nelson
49. Left leg Boston Crab!
57: Nelson that is twice as spacious as it needs to be
50. Right leg Boston Crab!
59: Master Exploder
I puncher your face
51. Boston Crab!
60: Chaos Dunk
61. Stone Hot Stunner
61.edgy arm bar
64: Genwun Submission
63. Boston air
66: Gensix Submission
67. Flaccid Pancake
68: The Boston Marathoner
68. boobies
68. Special Beam Cannon!!!!!!!
69. 69
71: The Cake Fucker
51. Skytwister Press
70. child support
74: The Intestine Tickler
71. Five Finger Death Punch
74. mega meme
77: The Buena Bulldozer of Truth
77. titty tackle
75. Buffalo Sleeper Hold
80: Boot to the head
81. Arrow to the knee
82: The Knicker Tickler
83. man up all over myself
84: The Masuda Method
85: Sunset Yellow Overdrive

>>27793012
86: Crabhammer

87: arm bar

>>27793029
86: Super Mega Hyper Alpha Delta Whatever!
85. domestic abuse
86. Triangle Choke
89: The Tuna Pounder
The Donut Explorer
90. Semen Spray
The One Where I Punch My Opponent in the Face Repeatedly Until He Falls Asleep Special
93: Vehicular Manslaughter
94. The Cummy Dummy
95. SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO
96: The One Where I Headbutt My Opponent in the Fist Repeatedly Until I Fall Asleep Special
91. The Futa Surprise!
98: Deez nuts
98: Low Kick
99. Brainbuster
101: Super Heterosexual Overdrive
100. Arm Bar
102. Tiger Suplex
104: Very Heterosexual Oral Sex Between Men Combo!
105. rare pepe
106: Rubber Band Snap
103. Tiger Driver
105. Double team ;)
102. Allahu Arm Bar
107. Clamp
111: My Balls to Your Foot Tackle!
108. Tombstone Piledriver
106: Having sex with my wife mid-match
111. lol America
108. Constrict
116: Cuddle Affectionately
109. Wrap
116: Sky Drop
118: Having Sex With Your Wife Mid-Match Counter!
109. BULLDOZER-CHRISTMAS EXPLOSION!!!
115. LOLCENAWINS
110: Fist Magic
110. Arm Thrust
121. build a wall
124: Jizz Trap
119. Imma Punch You In The Nuts
112. Arm Bar
127. cum dumpster
113. Fire Spin
129. The All-star blaze
122. The Bitter Fakeout Butthurt
114. Tiger Backbreaker
117. Block
I've lost count: The Quadruped Killer
133. bitch please
And 1004: MEGA ARM BAR
120. Arm Bar
126. Metal Claw
128. Iron Claw
139. butt punch
140. Dick Wiggle
130. Shoulder Claw
142. "butt" punch
131. Stomach Claw
144. "butt punch"
132. Arm Bar
134. Cat Lock
122. Screwdriver
133. Golpe con la mesa de locutor Español
135. Smash a fucking chair over your head
135. Arm Bar
137. Barely Legal
151. gun
138. The Pussy Pounder
138: Giga Drill Break
154. you faggots counted wrong
137: Cinderblock on a chain
148. Black Tiger Bomb
140. Chickenwing over the shoulder crossface
169. I know I can kill (with my arm)
170. The truth lies beyond the (arm) gate
152. Chikorita
141. Arm Bar
161. I'm Going In Dry
142. Playing Possum

>>27793060
156. am i counting right
143. Rope-hung figure-four armlock
12. Dick slap to the face.
145. Inverted three-quarter figure-four leglock
158: Heat Crash
163. Random Mauling
144. Shitsucking Fingerfuck
146. Thousand Waves
148. Burning Hammer
147. Guillotine
167. 2 in the pink 1 in the stink
149. The Nice Driver
149. Tilt-a-whirl
169. Anal Annihilation
151: the taxidermist
151. Michael Brown Reaching For The Gun
153. Wood Hammer
155. Arm Bar
155. >>>/asp/1563673
164. Barbed Cat Dick Murder
154. Tryhard Attack
158. Nigger Killer 9000
166. Busaiku Knee
159: the mortician
157. Advanced Geometry
160. Fiery Dance
175: Harambe Dick Hammer!
161. Kamehameho!
162. Arm Bar
162. Yogurt
163. Spider Web
164. Masensnoffelopolis!
170. Pepper breath
171. An arm walks into a bar
165. Arm Bar
172. Cuck Clinch
166. Cross Arm Bar
173: Heeeeeer weeeeee go
167. Arm Bar
174. https://goo gl/A36lpt
174; flare blitz
168. Flying Cross Arm Bar
175. Arm Bar
176. Massive Molten Mollywop
177. Sucker Punch
169? Rock bottom
176. The Hand Sammich
178. Purgatory
179. yes
180. Arm Bar
181. Bar Arm
181. The mega hyper death arm bar turbo 2.0
183. Arm Bar
183. Only 821 More to Go, Guys!
184. Crucifix Arm Bar
184. La huracarrana invertida
186. Flying Press
185. iron reaver soul stealer
185. Santana's Secret Shame
187. Arena Trap
189. The Delegates, Mew
189. walking contradiction
190. Magnet Pull
191. bonkai
192. Explosive Hand
192. Cancerous faggotry of a forced meme thread
193. Hold back
194. global warming
193. The Nasty Noogies
195. The G Protein Coupled Receptor
196. Shadow Tag
197. Fujiwara Arm Bar
198. intellectual rape
199. Mean Look
199. Urkels Revenge
200. Arm Bar
200. Package Piledriver
201. Arm Bar
201. shitpost
202. Magma Storm
203. Hellrider
204: raB mrA
205. Electric Boogaloo
205. Bar of the Arm
207. BARM
208: Bar of the Arm Variety
209. Bra Man
210: Shirp
211: Dong Buster
211. Bone Breaker
210: Pound You Unmercifully About Your Head And Upper Torso
213. Kimura Lock
214. Black Mist

>>27793081
215. The Dick Crusher
216. Haze
220. Alomomola
221. shittiest jhoto mon
217. Smokescreen
212: It's Not Homoerotic, It's Manly!
218. Bite
219: Ravioli Ravioli
222. The Pokepeople's Elbow
220: Arm Bar
223. Great Barrier Reef
224: Destruction of Aforementioned Barrier Reef
221. Fireball
224. Zettai Unmei Mokushiroku
225. Arm Bar
225. Testicular Claw
226. Arm Bar
227. Testicular Torsion
227. Brainbuster DDT
294: ARM BAR EXAM: MASTER OF LIMB LAW
228. Flaming Moe
229. Vaginal Claw
228. Bar Arm
228: Thalidomide Flipper Bar
231. Sticking My Dick In Your Bitch
229. the Goo Goo Gaa Gaa Tampon Baby Boy
230. Wuxi Finger Hold
232. Wario Fart Rocket
232. The Austin Vibrator
233: It Prof. Oak Off In Your Ass
234. Jabroni Jawbreaker
234. Hangman
235. DONT BECOME A MAGICAL GIRL
236. Reverse Hangman
237. Henshin! Magical Girl Lovely Litten!
240. The Negative Snoop
238. swift
241: Smoke Challengers Every Day
239. Arm Bar
242. Shitposting on /vp/
244: Nyaaaaa~~~ Punch
246: Bara Nut Buster Bungaloo
243. Tiger Lock
245. rasengan
245. Detect
247. Botched Shooting Star Press
250. Asura Strike
248. Unlimited Blade Works
251. Neglect Child Support
252: Checkem Clothesline
249. Inverse Arm Bar
253: That Question Will Be Answered This Sunday Night, By My Fist
254. DO IT!!!
255. Gundyr Grab
254. RKO OUTTA NOWHERE
257. chidori
258. Notice Me, Sempai!
259. Apex Predator Pose
260. hone claws
260. Frosted Flakes
261. Chris Benoit Murder-Suicide.
263. Bar Arm Arm bar
262. Compound Arm Bar
500. Super Ultra Hyper Mega Giga Extreme Cincinnati Zoo Shot
265. Bramlar
256. playco armboy
266. Five knuckle shuffle
267. fist my ass!
268. Cucktales
269. don't give me a heart ache, girl-chan you're mine and that's all it takes. I don't want you throw your life a fire, live on the edge of edge living desire.
270. fisting my heart so angrily, it's abrades now can't you see. I have a rival named yusuke, he's kindsa strong but oh so gay.

>>27793101
271. listen to your heart, listen to the beat, listen to the rhythm of that street. don't give me a huggite, lets all meet at Girl-chan in paradise!
272. no one left
273. dead thread
274. Page 10 Punch
275. Pussy Destroyer
276. Arm Bar
276. Consecutive normal punches
277. Crush Grip
278. Arm Bar
277. ARM DRAG
279. Guy walks into a bar
280. GENUFLECT
281. Bumper Bar
282. ARMBARS EVERYWHERE
283. Tombstoner
284. Skarmbliss
285. Tired, Weary, Resentful Arm Bar
286. Allahu Akbar
287. Dank Memes
288. Arm Bar
289. The Rotation
289. Masturbate
291. Arm Bar
292. Arm Bar
290. Nintendo's Lightning
293. Arm Bar
294. Arm Bar
295. Pearl Plunge
296. Arm Bar
297. The GOAT smash
298. Arm Barnacle
299. Master Lock
300. Super Slam
301. Tiger Driver
302. La llave del tigre
303. Armbar
304. The Love Fist
305. The Blue Board
306. Stealth Rock
307. Steal Rock
308. Barm Ar
309. Charm
310. Sleep Powder
311. Harden
312. Hold Hands
312. Praise the sun
313. The Cockmaster
314. Expand dong
314. The Whore Master
316. Bar Arm
315. Cleveland Steamer
317. RKO

feel free to continue from here if you wish

>>27793030
>>27793054
>>27793111
I guess those are 318 and 319?

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>>>27793111
>STILL liking golem

>>27793111
that was a lot of arm bars

>>27792465
Hot, sticky sauce.

>>27793029
>>27793060
>>27793081
>>27793101
>>27793111
You listed arm bar twice.