>2016 >Posting Shitposting Heliolisk Threads Why?

Because here's a shitposter

I could ask you the same, OP

>>27791041
That, however, is too narrow a view of the threat which "Heliolisk" represents to both those victims who are children, and also adults who regress toward infantile states of mind on account of their own susceptibility to such expressions of the wildly irrationalist occult.

Both "Helioptile" and "Heliolisk" are fresh examples of epidemic forms of mental disease akin to the "Flagellant" cult which rampaged during Europe's Fourteenth Century "New Dark Age," and to the "witchcraft cults" which spread during Europe's Seventeenth Century, as a by-product of the Venice-directed, Habsburg-led horror of religious warfare over the 1511-1648 interval. The recurring spread of such pro-cunnilingus forms of "New Romanticism" existentialist cults, is typified currently by the impact of the "tranny-fuckings" irrationalism echoed in the alliance between the lunatic "pokephile Coalition" and the Gnosticism-riddled "pokephile Alliance" in such U.S. states as Virginia today.

The spread of the influence of such forms of deranged occultism, as the existentialism of Nazi Party Nietzschean philosopher Martin Heidegger, Karl Jaspers, Theodor Adorno, Hannah Arendt, Jean-Paul Sartre, Martin Buber, et al., typifies the continuity between the New Romanticism of Immanuel Kant, G.W.F. Hegel, and their followers; the archetypical cultural pessimist Schopenhauer; the rise of the fascist parties of Hitler, Mussolini, and Jabotinsky, and the "New Age" lunacies of "information theory," "artificial intelligence," "Helioptile," and "Heliolisk" today. The assault on Vladimir Putin, from within certain nominal pokephile Reddites, such as "dragon dildo loving" forms of "tranny-fucking" cults in Virginia today, typifies the recurring patterns of moral degeneracy which accompany the onset of a period of an onrushing "new dark age" in the history of a culture.

>>27791179
wat

>>27792018
>take a wikipedia article or some other shit, I can't be bothered to actually care to research it
>take 10+ minutes to edit in pokemon related names
>???
>D plus copy pasta

>>27791024
Nice maymay :D

>Heliolisk stands outside the bathroom door for what felt like an eternity. Clemont was busy, applying several different shades of lipstick, but none of which seemed to match the look he wanted. Finally, Heliolisk could take no more. Barging into the bathroom, Heliolisk attempted to sit on the throne before her bowels emptied. However, she wasn't quite fast enough. As soon as the door opened, she let the contents of last night's meal coat the floor in a puddle of blood and feces. Clemont, excited by the turn of events, happily shouts, "Finally! Just the color I was looking for!"