ITT: Stupid headcanons you had as a kid >Gengar is overweight

>>27775620
first one made me kek
second one actually sounds pretty cool
third one is true

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>>27775620
>1. cool idea, maybe it inspired his design
>2. They're not even based on Jacki or Bruce, 0/10
>3. not even head canon
I like to think that the Frontier Brains are the strongest trainers in each region, not the E4/Champion. They own legendaries for Christ's sake and come AFTER said challenge. I don't even think it's stated how strong they really are but I've been told they're meant to be average?

>>27775620
>stupid head cannon I have now
>I made it as a joke but I kinda believe it
>chespin is suffering from depression that's why he eats alot and hits on every grill he sees (except fenniken for some reason)

>>27775620
>>Team Rocket did 9/11
they didn't?

>>27775779
Drake dismisses them as weaker than the E4 in Emerald, I always just assumed they were stronger than Gym Leaders but weaker than the E4 and Champ, who are just so good they can beat legendaries.

>>27775898
they were definitely stronger than the E4

Drake is a pompous ass

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>>27775620
>In the pokemon universe, Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee don't exist, but any movie/show they appeared in still does, only they've been replaced with their hitmon-counterparts respectively (Hitmonlee Adventures: The Animated Series was a popular show)
Last Action Hero anyone?

as for my headcannons:
>safron gate guards had a vacuum tube in which they sent the drinks up in a thermos
>the pokedoll is actually the shape of a cubone, which is why it works on marowak ghost in lavender town
>sabrina was fucking with the portals in the gym because i KNOW i stepped on the same one but ended up in fuckoff nowhere
>mewtwo, snorlax and skeleton fossils all appear alongside missingno beside cinnabar island because they're all failed experiments tied up and drowned at sea.
>to follow up above, old man in viridian is a retired lab assistant from the cinnibar projects and is trying to was away his pain with caffeine

Team Rocket's Meowth's ability is Technician because he's good with machines.

>>27776035
Is he good with machines? I thought he just got the robots from Giovanni?

>>27776047
He's usually at the head of the controls

>>27775918
>Drake is a pompous ass
This, I hate his demeanor.

>>27775620
>Gengar is overweight cause he eats too many dreams
why does it fit your pic so well
I don't know why but it does

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>>27775918
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