So lets be honest....
If you had a Ditto in real life and it can transform into anything of your choosing from a dog to your ex-girlfriend. Would you....?
Would transform him into a loaded gun and shot myself.
>>27773036
It can't form complex machines.
Guns and explosives have chemicals, moving parts.
It doesn't work that way.
>>27772977
Honestly? If it was ok with it and wanted to yes
I would make it transform into:
>May
>Serena
>Dawn
>Hilda
>Rosa
>Leaf
>An actual leaf
>Charizard
>Blastoise
>>27774834
>No Jessie
Into the fucking trash
>>27774866
Maybe, I'll think about it.
>>27774866
Literally the worst Jessie fanart you could find.
>>27772977
Why the fuck would you care about that shit when you have a pokemon that can pretty much transform into the seven hundred other?
Keep your priorities in order, faggot
>>27774892
Is that a challenge, bitch?
>>27773036
geez anon, you doin ok?
need a hug or somethin???
>>27773484
>living things don't have chemicals and moving parts
Am i falling for a meme I missed?
>>27775000
Checked, very nice.
>>27774971
That's not fanart. That's intended for actual use.
>>27772977
Maybe a Vaporeon if I'm feeling brave
>>27775072
o
>>27775072
k
>>27772977
omg transforming into serena and dawn
>>27775072
Saving this picture hurt me physically
>>27772977
To be honest it depends how human it's emotions come through. If it's anything like the anime I'd build a really tight friendship with it and make it turn into people for gags.
If it were more animal like with ambiguous emotions I'd make it change into a horse or dog and wank it off.. Then my ex girlfriend but with a cock and wank it off again..
Op knows what's up
>>27772977
Oh yes. In ways that those bound by euclidean forms can only imagine.
>>27773484
>>27772977
Get it to change into a Dratini or Pyukumuku and carry it around with me.
Maybe I'd also get it to transform into a Jirachi or Talonflame
>>27775163
How about we find the best Jessie fanart?
>>27772977
My Ditto would have so many eggs, if you know what I mean