Alola shitpost thread

Should I take revenge on my parents?

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>>27757849
The drawanons did good last night for these images

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>>27758017
It's kinda ironic since there is a town in the game surrounded by high walls.

Hala climbed into Lillie's room and immediately punched her in the face, knocking her out cold.

Upon awakening Lillie found herself bound and gagged to a chair. Hala was naked, standing in front of her with a big Alola boner staring her in the face. "As the ancient Alolans used to say...it's time for a dicking!" And at that, Hala leaped forward and grabbed Lillie's undeveloped breast. He grabbed with all his might, and ripped the skin from her body. Her muffled screams fell flat, and no one came to her help.

The blood aroused Hala more than he'd ever been aroused. It reminded him of the stories his mother used to tell him of the ancient Alolan sacrifices in which the subjects would receive wounds to which the sacrificers would rape. He couldn't wait, Hala grabbed a Beldum and smashed at Lillie's ribcage, again her screams were not heard. After breaking an opening to her insides, Hala plunged in. He thrust in and out in complete ecstasy. The pain was unbearable for Lillie and she lost consciousness. Hala came almost immediately, but he was by no means done. He pulled out of her chest, his PENIS dripping blood and semen. Hala cleaned his dick off with Lillie's tongue.

Hala tore out a few of the ribs he had broken and shoved them up his ass to stimulate his enormous prostate.

Hala then undid Lillie's restraints and began fucking her now lifeless corpse. After deploying his Alolan happy sauce, he decided he wanted a better look at Lillie.


Hala shoved his hand up Lillie's ass. He thrust it in as far as he could and grabbed on to the first organ he could, and then pulled out. He ripped out her entire small intestine and part of her large. Hala started to giggle and coiled up the small intestine like a rope.

He noticed the sun was coming up so he had to finish in a hurry. Hala went to his clothes and dressed himself. He pulled a large knife from his pocket and began to skin Lillie's body.

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>>27758292
Just then Hala remembered, he was not man, but Pokemon. He skinned himself to reveal his true identity, an Ursaring. He sat in the center of the room for several hours until Professor Kukui came in.

"Lillie it's time for resea-HOLY FUCKING SHIT AN URSARING OH MY GOD LILL-" and Hala attacked and ate Kukui. Then Hala went outside and let out a Pokemon noise and a ray came from the sky and swept him away to his home planet of Johto.

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>>27758128
I don't get this ya/muh boi guzma meme. Is it because dat boi frog?

>>27758345
He says that in the trailer. "it's your boy, Guzma" or something like that.

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>>27758292
Oh you fucker

>>27758440
Fuck, meant to quote >>27758303
Instead of >>27758183

>>27758451
No worry.