What pokemons would you eat?

>>27750154
None, there are normal animals in the poke world anyways...

>>27750154
>>>/ck/

>>27750904
ooh

she thiccc

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>>27750921

>>27750154

The edible ones and the non humanoid ones (like Mr Mime or Alakazam)

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>>27750949
>she'll never suffocate you with her thicc

>>27750154
Chansey its got alot of mass so it definately packed with protein and I bet it taste amazing based on how delicious the eggs it produces.

I want to pleasure Giegue!

>>27750154
I want to eat Troipius's banana

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>>27750973

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>>27751001

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>>27750904
>>27750949
>>27750973
What the fuck even is this shit? Delete this and kill yourself you degenerate faggot.

I feel like I need to take a shower after seeing this.

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>>27750154

Gardevoir

>>27751057
If you can't handle pictures like this, 4chin isn't the place for you. Of course, this could be bait.

slowpoke tails

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Fried Torchic

>>27751072

That episode made me hungry as fuck

>>27751059
That remind me, Snow crab is a thing, maybe we'll get an Ice Type Kingler

Lamb tastes great but that shit stays in your stomach for too long before it digests

>>27750154
I've seen this thread before, and I'll say it again.

I want to eat them all. At least one of each. For some, the path to even making them edible will be a major challenge.

I'm gonna get get me some Kentucky Fried Farfetch'd

Muk
Magcargo
Shedinja
Spiritomb
Klinklang
Aromatisse
Pyukumuku

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It's probably best to lovingly train them until they evolve into bigger mons then eat 'em! So many choices though. Where to start?

>>27751217
>not torchic

>>27751254

Espeon's a cat though

Moralty stops us from eating cats

>>27751405
>Moralty

You mean conditioning, anon.

>>27751342
They ate Farfetch'd in the anime I'm pretty sure

>>27751072

>They never showed more pokemon as food

I feel like one of those unfulfilled shippers

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Luxury seafood.

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>>27751405
>espeon is a cat
its a fox

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>He eats his Miltank Burgers well done

Enjoy your burned crisp

>>27751171
How would you even eat the ones who are able to fuck with dimensions?

>>27751366
I want to watch Kirlia blush as I nibble on its ear

>>27751721
>ear

where?

>>27751721
>I want to watch Kirlia blush as I slide my dick into her cunt
fixed it for you

>>27751576
It's based on the nekomata, Japanese cat-demons that were said to have forked tails.

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>>27752341
>a fox evolves into a cat

>>27751171
How would you eat shit like Muk or Klink?

first one that comes to mind is miltank

>>27752435
>an ant turns into a dragonfly

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>>27750154
Obligatory post for goyims.

>>27752167
the red things on its head I guess

>>27751405
Because eating cats is the devil's work. God created man, and said "all you see before you is yours, except that little one over there with the smug face. That one amuses me. If you eat that one, I will fuck your shit sideways."

>>27751694
>>27752516
I have no idea yet. There are mysteries of Pokemon Anatomy that I just don't know. I might have to make an omission for the godlike ones, I'm not sure I can tango with them for keeps, but everything else is just a matter of enough time and material to turn them into something edible.

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>>27753234
>something edible

>>27752786
>Tropius Bananas are kosher all year.
Why did this make me laugh?

>>27752759
I think you mean a young antlion matures into it's adult form which is similar looking to a dragonfly.

Learn your entomology, faggot

>>27753305
did you feel better after writing that?
because you shouldn't

>>27753305
perfect example of how people who don't like cats are retarded.

>>27753291
As adventurous as I am, I think I'd draw the line at having sex with something I'm going to eat. It is an arbitrary line, but one that I don't think I could cross.

>>27752786
>implying fletchinder isn't a young bird of prey.

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Obviously.

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>>27753305

>>27753369
no sex, but you definitely would be eating something

>>27753357
FEELS ASSBORGORS MAN

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Crawdaunt with a lot of BUTTA.

>>27750154
what pokemon would you let eat you?

>>27754128
I want Gardevoir to eat my ass