Can I see some art for this cute little thing

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Pyukumuku is afraid to leave its stoop

>>27750078
I want to stick my dick in the artist.

>>27750418
can I get an explanation, anon?
Are there any pics or anything?

>>27750078
>liking this lazy design
>using this gimmicky shitmon in battle
>not training it to be your personal fleshlght

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>>27750418

>>27750498
Shit taste. Can be forgiven if you admit this is a great design, and acknowledge that you have shit taste

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>>27750520

Any lewds of Alolan youngsters hiding behind rocks at the beach and getting sucked off by Pyukus?

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>>27750520

>>27750664
>It's that dumb meme face

Took me a second.

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>>27750078
>I'm not saying pic related

>>27750108
>real sea cucumber hours

' ~ '

>>27750935
^ ^^^
(' * ' )

>>27750996
If I pulled that off, would he die?

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We need a drawfriend to make one like this regarding Pyukumuku

>>27751337
I'd like too see that

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Probably one of the favorites I found

Alright tired hope you enjoy OP

>>27751202
*obscure anime theme plays

>>27751259
I don't know why but I sneezed when I saw this

>>27750657
I think you mean handjobs

>>27750996
haha it looks like he's pooping semen I wonder what it smells like haha

>>27751286
I want this now. I want Shirodesuna to protect all the little Pyukumuku like a father. SandcastleDad is best dad!

Is pyukumuku the worst pokemon for a trainer to catch?
>try to train it
>it goes back to its spot
>send it out to fight a gym leader
>it goes back to its spot
>facing off against the champion
>you're both down to your last pokemon
>they send out their ace
>you send out pyukumuku
>AND IT GOES ALL THE WAY BACK TO THAT ONE SPOT ON THE BEACH WHERE YOU FIRST FOUND IT, LEAVING YOU TO GET THE SHIT BEAT OUT OF YOU BY A GOODRA

>>27751977
>LEAVING YOU TO GET CUMFLATED BY A GOODRA
Little guy's not so cute now that he's an accessory to rape

>>27752026
I want art of Pyukumuku sucking up Goodra's slime.

>>27750976
^^^ ^
( o 大 o)

>>27751679
With sea cucumbers its vaginal anal and oral and with pyukumuku add a handjob into the mix

>>27751977
It has the potential to be the broest pokemon to catch because when you become its favorite spot, it'll travel to the ends of the Earth and through the depths of hell to return to you.

>>27750078
"Cute"? It literally uses it's organs as a weapon, it's gross.

>>27750819
>REAL PYUKUMUKU HOURS
>IF U UP STAYIN IN THA SAME SPOT OR DISEMBOWLIN YASELF
>BITCH U BETTER S M A S H THAT MF LIK BUTTON
>a ProfessorKukui™ meme

>>27753245
Organs can be cute

>>27750657

Kys my man

>>27753245
>not thinking using it's own innards as weapon is the cutest thing
Get out!

>>27751417
But it's not a fucking nudibranch.

I swear to fucking god if this thing doesn't have animations with hand gestures in the Pokemon-Amie successor

>>27754135
DELETE THIS

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>>27754135

>>27754135
delet

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>>27754135
You stupid fuck

>>27751977
It's a sea cucumber crossed with a sea slug. They aren't animals known for their run speed.

haha let's hope that when it evolves the hole goes from front to back

>>27751977
anon, you become its favorite spot when you befriend it

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>>27754135
Sea cucumber spikes aren't actually hard irl. They're filled with water and pretty squishy.

>>27754713
Predators don't know that, however.

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>>27754135
Why does it hate Popplio so much?

>>27753194
>>27754272

Cute

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Why is he so perfect?

>>27750078
Why do people give emotion to it's eyespots?

>>27755943
Eyes are the gateway to the soul

>If it runs out of food to eat in that spot, it’ll stay there—and starve.
Was it retardation?

reminder that THAT'S IT'S ANUS

>>27756086
No, it's Pyukumuku.

>>27755866
Source? Google gives nothing

>>27756118
>>27755866
I second this motion

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>>27756118
>>27756151
Guys.. It's on paheal.

>>27755943
But they don't show any emotion in the trailer implying we might be looking at it's butt hole. Not even pain man.

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>>27754135

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Pyukumuku stress toy when?

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>>27754135

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>>27754135
>popplio dies

>>27757248

Sometime In the future.

>>27751037
>If I pulled that off, would he die?
If I pulled your intestines out through your asshole, would you die?

>>27751152
>ruining a meme with sjw shit.

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>>27751286
Best sandcastle

>>27757723
What do you mean?

>>27756449
If it is it's not fucking tagged right. Give the sauce damnit, I've already seen enough Willow yaoi trying to find this shit.

>>27755183
It stole its favorite spot.

>>27754272

It must hate it when its boxed then.

>>27751703
>haha it looks like he's pooping semen I wonder what it smells like haha

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>>27750108
>>27750819
>>27753665

>>27757248
Exactly what I thought first time I saw it

>>27756449
Spoon feed please

>>27750418
thats lewd anon

>>27757656
It would be extremely painful

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>>27752743
Eh?
Why is the esophagus and stuff on the other end than the anus then?

>>27761325
Because the tentacles are where the cottontail is coming out of from.

>>27761005
You're a big guy

>>27763374
It eats with the "cottontail"?
Interesting.

>>27763482
For you

>>27750151
two best pokemon of this gen

>>27758264
Trust me, you don't eant to see it.

It involves fingering vaginas.

>>27750078
Worst design ever

>>27763890
P O S T S A U C E

>>27763921
You're the worst design ever.

>>27763921
I can agree to an extent. It is so boring.

>>27764041
What do you want it to have? Racing stripes, bat wings and giant fuck me legs?

>>27751037
No, but it would be extremely painful.

>>27764041
>>27763921
>simple = bad
You fucks are impossible to please.

Also, it's not Literally A Sandcastle with 2 Dots, or Bewear.

>>27764141
Game Freak could have just not made Pyukumuku. Do we really need a fucking sea cucumber?

>>27764194
They probably just saw one on a research trip and thought it looked cool

I wanna see the male protagonist use a as an onaho

>>27764143
>>27764194
Refer to this post as my argument so I do not sound like a broken record. And I am not against simplistic designs.

>>27764194
>>27764240
You could say this about literally every single pokemon, though.

>>27750078
I want to chuck Pyukumuku into the ocean.

>>27764194
Is this like the 'WASTED SLOT' argument Smash babbies cry about when clones pop up? Because I'd rather have one more cute Pokemon than having another dex with only fucking 20 new ones.

We didn't need another fucking fox Pokemon but people like Braxien anyway.

>>27764295
DELETE THIS

>>27764316
Another?
Isn't Vulpix some weird Japanese creature like how Drowsee is something that just looks like a tapir?

>>27764393
It's a Japanese fox. And so is Zorua. They're all magical foxes. There's enough animals in the world we don't need three basically identical fox families. But they're someone's favorite, so why shit on them and say they shouldn't have been made?

Same argument. Pyukumuku is at least something we don't have a bunch of like birds or catterpillars. I like Seabunny. He's probably gonna be trash, but he's cute, so why does it matter?

>>27764316
No, my argument is that it is a pointless design. Did we REALLY need a sea cucumber.

>>27764485
There are a lot of different species of caterpillar and the Pokémon based on them take different aspects of them. Like how Burmy and Wurmple. Similar to the birdmons.

>>27764564
Again, do we REALLY need THREE fucking foxes? Do we need a dozen fucking birds? No, we don't NEED anything, especially rehashes of shit we already have. I'd rather have the sea cucumber than not have it.

>>27764393
Count the number of foxes in Pokémon
Count the number of cats in Pokémon
Count the number of monkeys in Pokémon

Count the number of sea cucumbers in Pokémon

>>27764564
I needed a sea cucumber

>>27764662
Sea cucumbers live in the ocean. They shouldn't be in a game set on land. Remove marine pokemon

>>27764564
> The only Pokémon that ejects its insides for attack
> Pointless

Pointless would be another fucking bipedal or animal-like with the same properties as hundreds of actual Pokemon, not Pyukumuku

>>27764813
>Another single-stage gimmick shittmon that also is a mediocre water-type
Nah. It can go rot in hell with Quilfish and Corsola.

>>27764886
Ok, your opinion would change if Pyukumuku wouldn't be Water type.

>>27764886
> Single stage
> Implying

>>27765001
A poison/fire type with Levitate that traps its prey inside an incinerator-like digestive organs that actually has stats which make it worthwhile?

>>27765001
im hoping for water/bug evo or bug/fighting (drapion switches types like this) but realistically i think itll be water/fighting

>>27765123
>Bug
You what mate?

>>27765053
> What is Swalot

>>27765190
Doesn't shoot out its internal organs or use heat to consume

>>27765289
Even so, sea cucumbers don't use their insides to hunt. The Pyukumuku concept is better because they do it for self-defense.

>>27765422
How does a cartoon hand help when a Gorebyss jams her point into a his body and starts sucking?

>>27765455
By punching it. It's like a pie with a fist inside of it

>>27764564
Considering we don't have one, yeah. If this was like, the second generation in a row where we had a sea cucumber pokemon, I'd understand your argument, but it's a unique pokemon.
>>27765455
By punching. This is pokemon, sometimes things are stronger than they would seem. IE: A bag of garbage, a key ring, a mushroom, etc.

>>27765480
Klefki's abilities are magic in nature

>>27753057
Make it stop

>>27751202
ONE PAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWNCH

>>27765455

It use thunderpunch

>>27765521
If a keyring can be a magic fairy, a sea cucumber can be strong enough to defend itself.

>>27764564
Do we NEED any specific animal? No, not strictly speaking. But apparently they thought this was a cool idea worth doing and they thought people would like it. Do they need another reason to make a pokemon?

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Wait a minute. If it finds a spot that it likes and wont ever move away from it and always comes back to it wen moved but you end up catching that pokemon from its favourite spot, what would happen then?

>>27765455
Sea cucumbers have stupidly fast regeneration and organ redundance.

If Pyukumuku works like a sea cucumber, and Gorebyss like the pokedex says then Gorebyss would try to latch to Pyukumuku, Pyukumuku would then throw out it's innards, grab Gorebyss and throw it away along with a chunk of its innards, which, should they work like a sea cucumber, would act like a tangling net and turn into Spider-Man's webbing in contact with water.

Gorebyss would be Paralized on the seafloor for a while and learn that Pyukumuku is not worth it. Or maybe it gets eaten by something else.

Pyukumuku would regenerate all it's innards in less than two weeks, but would be defenseless meanwhile.

>>27764694
But... we go into the water? That's why Surf and Dive exist? And not all marine animals live only in the water? That's kind of ridiculous notion, Anon.

>>27765636
You become its favorite spot. Maybe.

It would be interesting if they made it so that you had to befriend it to have it obey you.