>Your height >Can you kill your favorite Pokémon? 5´8

5'3
No, Gardevoir seems too fast for me.

spheal :(

6'
Haunter

Probably would hit right through the fucker

>>27737982
>>27738023
Midgets.

I'd roll over and let my favourite rape me tbqh

>>27738023
>5'3
you a trap?

Transcended the concept of height
Can annihilate the entire Pokemon universe with my thoughts alone

>5'9"
>vulpix

I could squish that mf

1.79
No, Poliwrath would wreck me

>>27737982
Im a 5'1 male but thats average where I live

Aggron would be tough but Im a lean 210 so I think I could kick his ass

>>27738091
You're fat

>5'11"
>Porygon-Z
my height doesnt really play into effect i could just delete it

6'1" I could probably squish a weedle, but why hurt the cute bug?

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>>27738057
No.

>5'8
Steelix nope grade A fucked

garbodor doesn't stand a chance against me.

>>27737982
>5'9
>Volcarona

She doesn't stand a chance at these 64 inch pythons, the largest arms in the world.

>>27738091
>5'1
>average where I live

Do you live in the North Pole by any chance?

>all these super manlets
I guess that'd be normal heights for a 12 year old which seems to be the average age of this shitty board anyway

>>27737982
>garbodor
6'1
Noivern
fucker is smaller and weights the same, maybe if i get a good grab on him

>6'1
>kill your favorite pokemon
Victrebel

Id kill it with a machete.

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>>27738256
Enjoy your smaller life span and bone diseases, lanky.

>>27737982
>5´8

I dunno, you and Voltorb are almost at eye level

>6'3
>Scolipede
Nah, that fucker would wreck me

>>27737982
>Self-Destruct
I mean, it'd still die, but so would you.

>>27737982
>"Hey, I'm 5'8"!"
>"I can totally take on a bomb!"
Nice logic.

>>27738091
Tierno please go

>>27738091
5'1 and a lean 210??? LOL

6'3

>I don't really have a favourite, but I'll pick Stoutland because he looks like one of my puppers

He's 3'11, but he would probably maul me.

I'm 6'1'' (1,85)

>Crawdaunt
>3'07" (1.1 m)
>Crawdaunt has an extremely violent nature that compels it to challenge other living things to battle. Other life-forms refuse to live in ponds inhabited by this Pokémon, making them desolate places.

I'm almost twice its size, but still, how would I even damage it? The only thing I can think of is trying to pierce his eyes with my fingers.

>>27737982
>6'3
>Doublade
I can't kill two living swords with my bare hands, no.

Plus, I don't think a human can do anything that wouldn't be considered a normal/fighting type move, so good luck fighting any Ghost-types.

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6'1

I'm fucked

>>27738370

Same size bros <3

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>>27737982
6'2
I really don't want to have to stomp the shit out of Cyndaquil though.

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>>27737982

>5'11


I die from being poison by

>>27738375
just light a match you faggot

5'8"
Scizor would fuck me up

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5'10
No fucking way I can beat a firey lord karate master bird

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>>27737982
>6'0"
Hitmonchan could probably beat the fuck out of me despite the height difference.

>>27737982
>6'6
>Darmanitan
It'd burn me to death first but I could do something before dying at least.

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>>27737982
5'5".
No, Lurantis would likely instantly pierce my chest with its claw arms.

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>>27738384
Not even for one billion dolars?

>>27738091
Shire
h
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r
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>>27737982
5'11
No, all my favourites are already dead.

>183
>grovyle

Probably unless it goes "pssh... nothing personal.... kid" on me with leaf blade.

>>27738439
For one billion dollars, fuck yeah I totally would, I'd stomp that little mouse into Grimer

>>27738462

Personnel*

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>>27738440

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>>27737982
>5'10

No, no I could not.

>>27737982
>an exploding sphere that conducts electricity
Wouldn't most Pokemon kill you first?

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>>27737982
>6'4
I could, but then I'd probably kill myself.

>>27737982
6'1"

No, I don't think I would be able to kill Slowbro. It doesn't register pain, and once it realized what was going on it would probably Fire Blast me into oblivion.

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9'8
Maybe

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i think regardless of my height, i'll get eaten, 5'10 won't do much to a hungry t-rex

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crobat // me
165lb // 195lb
5'11" // 5'11"

i have a 30lb. weight advantage, but lack wings.

crobat relies on speed / stealth so i suppose it depends on the battlefield. technically yes i COULD kill my favorite pokemon.

6'1
Gyarados (so fuck no)

>>27737982
>Voltorb won't stand a chance
Unless it explodes.

kek, if someone's favorite pokemon is ditto i wonder how that battle will turn out

5'9

I'm pretty /fit/ but Scizor is made of metal and has giant claws so no

>6'1"
>Lugia
Nope.

>>27737982
Me: 6'0''
Poliwrath: 4'3''

Since Poliwrath is a really tough fighting-type, I don't really know if I have a chance against it.

>5'4''
>Oshawott

I could... but why would I want to?

6'
I'd rape braixen to death, but probably get burned to death first.

5'10
Swampert, possibly yeah, M-Swampert fuck no

>all these faggots thinking they could defeat even the weakest pokemon IRL

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5'11", I wouldn't even battle it, but I doubt I'd do much

6'2
i don't think anyone could take sceptile

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5'0"
i don't think so but i wouldnt want to try

>6'4
>Tauros

Probably, I'm the head chef at Wendys so, yeah.

>>27737982
Death by proximity explosion.

>>27738023
Death by psychic rape.

>>27738027
Death by ghost rape, accompanied with toxic fumes.

>>27738078
Death by severe burns. Skin graft if you're lucky. Then again, it is only a stage 1.

>>27738090
This guy gets it.

>>27738091
>would be tough
>damn near 800 pounds of solid steel and rock type
You'd die.

>>27738148
You right.

>>27738917
>Swampert, possibly yeah
*fuck no

>>27739053
Good. Don't.

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>6'2"

God no.

>>27739099
pls b gf

6'
idk i mean realistically any pokemon could kill anyone but like if it had no moves id fuckin destroy it

>>27739211
>No moves
>What is Struggle?

>>27737982
6'2"
could probably kill a beedrill but be hospitalized from the toxic stings

6'1

Probably not going to take down a Dragonite even if I was fit

>>27737982
6' 1"
Kecleon: I feel like Pokémon are stronger than most let on, but Kecleon shouldn't be too hard, bar it being able to turn invisible. I say I'm able, though.

>>27738050
>no qt Gardevoir master

6'1

No. Garchomp would end me.

>>27737982
>5'8"
>Kabuto
Idk maybe, I wouldn't want to though, I'd put it in a big aquarium and call it Pako

4'11
I bet I could take atticuno if I got the drop on him

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>>27737982

"5'10"

It literally has martial arts in its blood. I don't stand a chance.

>>27738023
gardevoir is actually rather slow

I'm 6ft. Tyrantrum would maul me until he gave up out of pity.

>>27739354
You'd get flash frozen before you could even say "pssshhh..."

>>27737982
My favorite is Exeggutor, I don't think I have to say my height

>>27738748
Probably a tie. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.

6'1
I could kill starraptor unless it flew away or clawed my eyes out

5'11. i could probably kill blissey but it might take a while

>>27737982
5'7
Not at all, Noivern would wreck me.

>>27737982
6'
Aggron
I'm already dead

6'6

My favourite pokemon is so I think I could with ease really

>>27737982
Why do frogposters always make shitty threads?

>>27739952
Shit. I meant my favourite pokemon not not to know name it fuck

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I'm 6'2, and I don't think I could. Darn thing would just immobilize me with it's cuteness.

5'11
My favorite is Mawile. It'd probably be difficult with its mouth but it's small so it's probably pretty possible.

>>27740210
Probably got a tight little sliz if you get me? Haha yeaaah, tight sliz on that kitty you got there. Haha get right into that sliz and beat her that way haha slizzzzzz.

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6'0.

What the fuck could I possibly hope to do to it?

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6'1
I wouldn't have the heart to harm this qt

>>27740330
Choke it after it eats you.

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Spiritomb
>6 foot
>Yes, maybe. just give me a cliff to throw the tomb off of, or a hammer. even then, itll just absord its spirits to another stone idk lol

>>27737982
6'9
Farfetch'd

Duck soup.

Everyone saying they're above 6' 1" is lying.

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>>27740574
Yeah 5'3 is the average male height fucking LIARS!

>>27740574
manlet detected

>>27737982
5'11
I've wrestled an alligator before, so a Feraligatr wouldn't be much of a step up.

Is 5'8" small enough that one could possibly pull off being a cute trap?

>>27740713
>I've wrestled an alligator before
Australia pls go

>Gyarados
As if any of my physical abilities could help me.

>>27740607
>implying I wouldn't be fine with being short
I'm a faggot, the shorter the cuter. I'm actually taller than I'd like to be.
>>27740717
Your height is fine. But it won't help you unless you also have a cute face and slim, soft body.

>6 foot
>Excadrill
>TFW you're brutally penetrated by a manlett.

6'3
I could but i won't cuz Hawlucha is a bro.

>>27738430
>>27739952
Also 6'6".

>>27740544
Wanted to be tallest in the thread. I'll pretend you're lying.

And Kabutops would probably slice me to shit.

6'2"
no i probably can't kill wailord haha it's pretty large

>5'0" girl
>dragonair would constrict me to death

>>27741194
that's kinda hot tho

5"6

I would probably get absolutely murdered by a Crawdaunt

>>27741232
it wouldn't be the absolute worst way for me to die

i wouldn't want to be fire blasted to death or any other elemental move dragonair can learn

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>6'2"
>Chandelure

How can I kill it when it's already a ghost and it can just outright rape my soul.

>>27737982
>6' 0"
Swampert would slaughter me.

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4'11
All Diglett would have to do is trip my ass and I'd be done.

5'2"
Lopunny

I'd probably stand some chance. I'd imagine it's kicks hurting a lot though.

>>27737982
>Voltorb
>"It will self-destruct with very little stimulus."
>Yes, Voltorb wouldn't stand a chance.
hahaha oh wow.

>>27741716
OP never said he'd survive. Just that he'd kill Voltorb.

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1.80 m
>Mankey

>5'7''
>Bisharp is fucking made of knives and swords and fuck you. I would sooner cut myself to death on those edges before even scuffling his polish.

6'4" but I'm not stupid enough to try and attack a Blastoise.

>>27737982
You've made this thread before.

My answer is still:
6'0"
I'm pretty sure I could take Groudon, yeah.

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>>27738693

6'2"
diglett
no

Im 6'5"

Steelix would kill me with ease

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When will they learn

>6'4
>Metagross
FUCK

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>>27742210

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>>27737982
>6'2
>MetalSeadramon
Of course not, his body is covered in impenetrable Chrondigizoit armor which reflects every attack.

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>>27738256
>I guess that'd be normal heights for a 12 year old which seems to be the average age of this shitty board anyway

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>>27742210

5'8
No because Heracross is strong and Scizor is hard

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>>27737982
>>27738023
>>27738090
>>27738091
>>27738148
>>27738167
>>27738394
>>27738418
>>27738491
>>27738693
>>27738794
>>27738917
>>27739024
>>27739099
MOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDSSSS
MODS
MODS

>all those 14 year olds

Yeah like I'm beating a 8 foot tall death centipede

>>27742359
t. lanklet

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>>27738308
Enjoy your dementia and watching the handful of people who actually put up with your existence die around you.

5'4

If Aggron, I'm fucked, if Seismetoad, I guess I could kill him. Depends on how heavy he is.

>>27742568
Not to mention that Napoleon complex.
Every short guy I've ever met is basically the human form of a yappy aggressive Chihuahua.
Tall guys have retardedly inflated egos too, but at least they got the size to back it up.

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>1.54
>persian
Fuck, I don't know. Is it immediately hostile or do I start the fight? Can I use tools?

>niggers trusting in they height insted they muscles/fighting abilities
Was a Hapikido/BJJ fighter,i would take all of you guys alone.

>>27742683
Careful. /vp/ has some biters.

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>>27737982
>>27737982
>5'11
>Aegilash
Maybe with my father's blowtorch, but I don't wanna get stabbed in the process.

>>27737982
6.1
Grovyl
I'm getting sliced in half

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>5'9
Well..I could try, but the odds aren't in my favor

If you are under 6', you might as well be a girl and you should back that cute butt up, cutie.

>>27737982
I wouldn't be able to catch Treecko, to high up in the trees

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>>27742661
>he's only one and a half feet tall
Are your bones alright?!

>>27737982

>5'6
>Mr. Mime

Only through trickery

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>ITT:Manlets

6'2" fag here. I'd fuck my nigga Drifblim up. Bitch better wisk my dick away to some magical place if you gnome-saiyan.

6'2" squirtle gonna get fucked up

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>>27743201
I could have sworn I was taller than that but I had to get measured a few weeks ago. I'm still mad.

6ft.
Ditto
I'd just be fighting myself.

>>27738091
Not even asians are supposed to be that short, what? I'd say you live in a town full of dwarves, but then you'd be relatively tall!

>6'2"
>Gyarados
RIP Me

>>27738439
I would lick its remains off the ground after squishing it for 100k

You guys are all idiots, how could anyone be 5 or 6 meters tall.. Is this a meme?

>6'6"
>Slaking
Can I just walk away?

>>27739872
Dude it can learn close combat. Youll get beaten up by a fucking bird. Its also 3'11, thats a huge ass bird.

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>>27743201
>feet

5'7
Ninjask would be hard to catch, but if I hit...

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>>27742683
>mfw the wigger gets squished unter the weight of a thousand neckbeards
>tries to fight but gets choked out by the fumes of hundreds of autists that havent showered in weeks.
>tries to run but the manlets of this thread hold on to his legs, biting his knees in the process

>5'4"
>Tyranitar
Even if I had Herculean strength I don't think I could take on a Pokemon that would casually topple a mountain.

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>5'9
>I'd be abducted

>>27737982
6'1
Altaria
cunts going down

>5'10"
>Tyranitar
Fucker ate mountains as a baby. Hell, the sandstorm would probably skin me alive before it could get around to murderizing my fragile, Earth human manlet body.
>>27738444
Fuck off Alice.

>6'3"
>Mesprit
I could crush her

>5'11
>sudowoodo

>dress as a tree
>hide a pickaxe
>rip

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>5'9''
>Vespiquen

Bees. My god.

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>>27737982
>Height
5'2" /1.57 m
>Can you kill your favorite Pokémon?
Swampert vs pic related

I wonder.

>>27742174
Ty Burrell?

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6'2"
Manlet would never stand a chance against me.

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>>27745179
5'11".

Uxie is an intelligent gentleman such as myself. I'm sure that if we were to get into a heated debate, it would be a draw.

>>27745179
Steel is x4 unaffrctive against a water/ground type. You are outclassed in every way, shap and form.

>adjusts glasses

Nothing personal.

>>27743122
will you be my daddy :3

This is the most pathetic thread you guys ever made.

Grats.

>>27737982
>6'2
>killing a metagross
lmao

>>27738748
they end up getting fucked

me 6'2"
Aurorus 8'10"

i'd get stomped to death AND THEN preserved in ice hell fucking no

>>27743122
cum fuk me big boi

194cm
Probably not. Lugia's a big guy, and I'd probably be murdered from being smacked with its wing-hand-things, dropped from high altitude, suffocated underwater, or being eaten alive

>6'0.5"
>Kyogre

fuck no

>>27746426
>MY OWN CLONE

>>27742530
t. manlet

>>27745179
>I have a gun btw
Are gunfags the vegans of hobbies?

>>27746587
>Clone has better stats than you

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>>27742359
>being mad because of people height

>>27742359
>Caring that much about people's height
Get your ass back to >>>/fit/

>>27738090
Oh cool, another Polibro.

>>27737982
>6'2
I might be able to kill Mew, depends on its moves.

>>27737982
5'7&1/2
Samurott... I'd be stabbed.

>>27738091
>5'1
>Average
>210
>Lean
Too much wrong in one comment. 5'1 and 210 is an Obese BMI.

>>27737982
>5'9"
>Metagross
Well I'm fucked.

>>27738027
Easy just go for a sucker punch or crunch on it.

>>27742359
>What are manlets
Spotted the lanky fuck.

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6'2"
Hell no, I don't think I could scratch an Arcanine. They could have my throat out in a second, if they don't just go Flamethrower on me.
Definitely up there on my "do not piss off" list.

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>>27737982
>6'
>Kingdra

It's as tall as I am, depends if we're out of the water or not but I'm betting probably not.

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>5'7, 116 lbs
>Garbodor is 6'03 & 236 lbs ;_;

6'2

I could whoop the fuck out of Skitty.

6'2 200 lbs football player

>Implying I have a chance against the machine of draconic destruction that is Gyarados.

I'm 6'2''; pretty sure Raichu could kill me easily.

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>>27737982
5'3
I wouldn't stand a chance

>5,1

Not sure. How tough is ampharos?

Most fully-evolved pokemon could wipe the floor with your average person.
I don't think we have many military men around here.

>>27748757
Can you withstand being electrocuted?

>>27737982
I don't keep track
Cradily would kick my ass

>>27737982
>6'3"
>Tyranitar

RIP me

5'7"

why the fuck would I want to kill Cleffa?

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I would be dead so fast.

>5'8
>Empoleon/Emboar

God help me

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>6'0"

I don't think I could bring myself to kill this guy, even if it was hostile. I'd probably just book it.

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>6'4''
>ursaring
im probably fucked.

ok i just googled it and ursaring is 5'11'' what the hell. that makes literally no sense. i guess that means i might have a chance tho

>>27737982
6'0
I have no chance against Empoleon's claws unless I just shoot him with a gun point blank.

>>27749762
Would even that work?
They're part-Steel-type.

6'3
>Ursaring

Unfortunately my favorite Pokemon is a bear, so it would kill me regardless of how tall I am.

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>>27749750
Bearhanded? No. Better bring a weapon. Ursaring is probably stronger than a grizzly.

Also 5'2", wouldn't stand a chance against Dusknoir, he'd drag my ass off to the spirit world.