Find a flaw

>It's so majestic
Nothing else <3

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Still that gender ratio especially if there's no "male" version

Anything

>>27737616
The spikes are kind of random if you ask me.

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>is not ballio

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>>27737676

>>27737696
They said flaw.

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I love her so much. She is so perfect. I want to lie with her holding each other close and stare into her eyes and kiss her all over, over and over

>>27737616

It's not a pokémon.

>>27737616
not 100% __male

>>27737720
i know. ballio is better

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>>27737696
>STILL liking ballio

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>>27737696

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>>27737616

Nothing. Pure perfection.

It exists.

>>27737777
quads confirm

she's fake

>>27737777

Quads confirm that Poppmaid is a real Pokemon. Denialfags eternally BTFO. :^)

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>>27737616

Weak against Poison-type Pokémon.

>>27737616
>>27737777
100% Female

>>27737616
she is real but does not exist for me to hold, to care for, to marry

>>27737717
please
end this meme
I'll never think about the zodiac and Pokemon at the same time again if you can just
end this meme

>>27737862
When?

>>27737876
If it gets Psychic then Poison becomes a non-issue

>>27737616
The new goodra

>>27737616
It has nothing to do with real sea lions, and it's a slap in the face for everyone who just wanted a badass sea lion. I can see it being universally despised everywhere as a result.

>>27738071
>I can see it being universally despised everywhere as a result.

lol Get real.

>>27737616
87.5% male

>>27738120
>flaw

>>27737971

What about Steel/Poison (type) Pokémon?

>>27738071
Singing faggot Mermaid > Whatever the hell you wanted.

>>27738147

Male can't lay eggs.

>>27737616

I wanted a goofy clown. Not necessarily rapelio. This one is ok though

>>27737616
The hair crown thing.

>>27738211
Well you got me there.

There's too much shit. It looks cluttered AF. Why does it have so many frills, unnecessary spikes and a stupid starfish on its head, also stupid fucking hair bands.

We still need more porn of it.

>>27737616
it looks girly

>>27738212
Whatever the hell I wanted>>>>/s/inging faggot Mermaid

How do you put your dick in it? Its a mermaid

>>27738311

Wait until the full line is revealed and we get more information on the Pokemon before nitpicking the design.

I do find it funny that Popplio was so hated when it first was revealed and now it's final form is the most popular. Kinda similar to Froakie last gen.

That being said if all the final forms of these starters are true, I like Rowlet's the most but Popplio's is a close second. Litten's is fine also, just hope it's not fire/fighting again.

>>27737616
It's not riding my dick!

>>27738344
Shit taste anon

>>27738311

Looking like a mermaid princess is not a flaw.

>>27738071

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

Fucking love me some sea lions, but this thing tries its best not to be one.

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>find a flaw
she doesn't have stinky feet!

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>>27738071
>>27738814
But you done had a Sea Lion. Dewgong, the sea lion pokemon.

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can't

I don't like the pink spikes, other than that though

>>27738861

good. piss off footfag.

The eyelashes would look better colored in. That's about it really.

>>27737696
thank god

>>27738908
Dewgong is a wimpy weakling piece of shit trash that don't deserve to be called a sea lion. Popplio, as a starter, had every chance to be an asskicking sealion, especially when it could have been a god tier water/fighting motherfucker.

>Mermaid (Male)
Like did they just forget about the gender ratio or what
The owl looks pretty neutral but the cat looks overly Masculine while the Seal looks overly feminine, it would have been cool if the seal turned into a clown or a mermaid depending on it's gender

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>>27737696
So it's not a gay, child raping, serial killer. This is bad how?

Looks more like a siren pretending to be a sea lion rather than a sea lion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reBTo_94rYU

This final evolution made me hate the water starter even more. I just do not like how it looks. I would have preferred the rape clown one over this. It just doesn't really look like a pokemon to me. I do think think I have ever said that before. From its face, to the spikes on it, the hair, the tail. I wanted a mermaid pokemon but I didn't want this travesty. How can you actually like this pokemon?

>>27739164
>Gay
How is Ballio more gay than the mermaid

>>27737616
its existence

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>>27739261
>"It doesn't look like a Pokemon" meme
>Why do people like what I don't like?!

>>27739261
>wanting Ballio over this

stopped reading there.

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>>27739264
John Wayne Gacy was, Which is what alot of people were contributing his design to. Hell people were even calling him, John Wayne Gayseal.

>>27739261
Shit taste anon

>>27739342
>Ballio is based directly on John Wayne Gacy
Well, I guess Balliofags can no longer call Poppmaid gay without looking like hypocrites.

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>>27737696

>>27737616
Best final of the three. Call it kamuppets for those litten fans who threw Poplio under the bus and thinking that stupid cat is near the level of Rowlett.

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>>27737616
Will create a lot of waifushit and "ironic" waifu posting. Also just a okay design, nothing special.

it isnt real

>>27739320
I don't want Ballio over this one. I don't like either design but I prefer Ballio's over waifubait that doesn't hold really any of the originals characteristics.

In the end it doesn't really matter. None of the starters have a confirmed end form. Maybe I will like it more in motion. As of now I don't care for it and am disappointed by it.

It isn't Litten3

>>27739464
>I prefer Ballio's over waifubait that doesn't hold really any of the originals characteristics.

Please don't tell me you fell for the clown meme.

trick question. there is no flaw because a flaw requires the subject to exist in the first place

>>27739442
We already have phoxshitters, phamalam.

>>27738289

:)

It should be able to learn Earthquake.

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>>27737616
>87.5% male

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>>27737616
It's alright, I just hate it because it's not what I wanted out of popplio. Why couldn't rowlet or litten fill the furbait quota

>>27737696
>Liking Ballio
>Ever
kys

>>27739464
It's not like Ballio was even remotely similar to Popplio, either.

>>27739678
Are you retarded? Ballio builds on Popplio's clown theme in a natural, clever, sensible and awesome way. Ballio is a more realistic evolution for Popplio than Poppmaid, you can't deny facts like this.

>>27739716
he looks like a pedo bowling pin

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>>27739716
>mfw Balliocucks are getting more aggressive with each reveal that proves Poppmaid is real

>>27737616
it's a mermaid but the hair at the end is shaped like a seahorse
9/10 final score

>>27739716
>not the ugly duckling theme

>>27739592
>furbait quota
Litten is furry bara bait, more so than Poppamaid. It's a siren, it's supposed to look "attractive". That's just the lore behind it. As opposed to Braixen who was blatant bait.

>>27737616
her hair is literally snivy past the first scrunchy

>>27739716
>Le clown meme
Popplio is an acrobat

>>27739745
Clowns look like pedos.

>>27739818
Clowns are also acrobats.

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>>27739764
>the hair at the end is shaped like a seahorse

>>27739585
more like 0% male.

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>>27739585
>not wanting a male Poppmaid
>not wanting to tease him for his girly appearance until he is embarrassed

>>27737616
I don't see meh dick isn't interacting with it in this picture.

>>27739525
No, I was more referring to the colour scheme, the general shape and the fact that Popplio is a very energetic looking pokemon vs a very still looking pokemon. It is weird, the feel isn't there. It doesn't feel like a natural evolution to the starter. If it is real it is real, but it just doesn't seem right.

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>>27737616
>Still Liking Poppmaid

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It's really fucking lame is the problem

Mermaids are fine, it's a fine design basis and we were probably going to get one eventually anyway, but it's not fine as a starter

Little kids and manchildren like me want their first pokemon to start cute and eventually become cool, so when little Jimmy's seal friend turns into a gay furry mermaid it's going to be a big disappointment for him

But whatever this is a thread for furries by furries so anything I say here doesn't matter

>>27740008
nah it looks good

>>27739947
>Popplio is a very energetic looking pokemon vs a very still looking pokemon.

There are numerous Pokemon that change personality when they evolve. This is nothing new.

>>27740008
Not every starter has to look cool. I mean, have you even seen Meganium or Serperior?

>>27737616

The biggest Poppmaidfag is gay, which sadly reinforces the faggot mermaid meme.

>>27739145
Because meganium and delphox aren`t femenine

>>27740050
Serperior is cool because of its regal and lordly look

Meganium doesn't look cool and it's also objectively the worst starter in the series

>>27737876
Taking bets, Psychic or Fairy?

>>27737876
>Gen 6 background
>Terrible photoshop

>>27740188
ice/fairy

>>27740173
>a flower
>a fox in a dress
yea sure

>>27740037
But starters don't change that much. You can tell by looking at the first one how it will go for the rest of the line.

people fetishize it. but thats not really on the pokemon, bur rather the fandom.

>>27737616
no tits

>>27740425
>Starters don't change that much
>Totodile
>Cyndaquil
>Torchic
>Piplup
>Froakie
>

>>27738235
>implying
I'll show you. I'll show you all!

>>27739164
>>27739342
>all instances of a scary clown are directly inspired by/rip off of JWG

Fuck outta here. Shit's been a trope since vaudeville went out of style.

>>27737616
It might exist.

>>27740652
But you can tell the start from the finish on those. The leaps and bounds it goes to for the mermaid version is drastically different from how it goes to in this one.

Actually Samurot looks more like it could be the final evolution here more than the mermaid.

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>>27739585
>87.5% male

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>>27739585
femboy <3

>>27737616
not confirmed

>>27737616
>liking poopmaid

>>27738922
souce please. my dick !

literally everything about it.

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>>27740098

Other anon here, he's legitimately speaking the truth, believe it or not.

Here ya go - http://prince-goldfish.tumblr.com/ (warning - auto-play of music)

It's hilarious how many people who USED to dislike/hate Popplio with every fiber of their being (bullying, trashing, what not, insert image of Popplio being given the middle finger here, man were there many) is now being oh so supportive of Entermaid/Poppmaid/Serlimaid/whatever her name is just because of her elegant factor while almost everyone who liked him from the very beginning feel pretty damn underwhelmed with her.

Now the "be careful of who you call ugly in high school" meme is being used on him when the funny thing is, almost everyone called him ugly. I myself won't deny, even I didn't like him at first (although not to the point of trashing it, merely hesitant because I never picked a Water starter) but I grew fond of it little after and much before this whole mess happened.

I won't deny of the possibility of there being people who like both Popplio and Entermaid, of which I don't mind, but those who think Popplio's teaching a lesson thanks to its new brandished elegance are filthy scum who feel the need to rub their "superior" choice on anyone who picked anything else but him when the truth is, it's really not that impressive either and some of those people might as well be part of the former Popplio Hate Club.

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>>27743053
>Still

>>27739342
>pedophiles
>gay
when will this meme die?
If anything, straight guys are the pedophiles. Look no further than the waifu threads full of 10 year olds on here.

>>27737616
Abandons the theme set up by Popplio
Waifumon
Ugly color scheme
Hair out of nowhere
Heart motif
Another waifumon starter in the vein of Delphox that will be 90% male despite its blatant pandering appearance
Eye design is bizarre

Overall a 3/10 design at best, not quite Samurott bad but an easy second for worst water starter ever.

>>27743204
NAMBLA

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>>27739585
>>87.5% male

>>27743253
>Ugly colore scheme

Shit taste anon

>>27740174
>a banana with racing stripes is regal and lordly
Nice joke anon, you almost had me.

>>27743204
>he says this while shota threads are the most popular threads on /y/

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>>27737616
It's not real

>>27743272
Straights didn't even need a group, because it's just all of them.
>>27743312
Almost all Asian shit is pedo.
A better comparison is /hm/ and /s/
/hm/ is like, 10% legal teens, and /s/ is 80% legal teens. It's not hard to imagine which group would be willing to go lower.

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>>27743253
>Abandons the theme set up by Popplio

They're both performers. The theme wasn't abandoned. And don't you dare bring up clowns.

>Waifumon

This is not valid criticism.

>Ugly color scheme

Subjective.

>Hair out of nowhere

We haven't seen the middle form yet. Stop judging things prematurely.

>Heart motif

What?

>Another waifumon starter in the vein of Delphox that will be 90% male despite its blatant pandering appearance

Sorry that your autism is triggred by this. But regardless, with all the unexpected changes that Sun/Moon brings, there is speculation that starters will work drastically different from previous generations.

>Eye design is bizarre

Fair enough. The only valid thing you said, really.

Overall, your "criticism" is what deserves a 3/10. Pulling the waifumon/furbait card is weak as hell.

>>27743253
>it's a /vp/ thinks they're experts on Pokemon design episode

>>27743537

Not that anon, but

>They're both performers. The theme wasn't abandoned. And don't you dare bring up clowns.

While the theme wasn't abandoned, it's still a pretty big leap to go from performer to siren.

>This is not valid criticism

True, most pokemon do end up being sexualized REGARDLESS. Nevertheless, when you compare its designs to most pokemon, her design seems awfully reminiscent of, say, Lopunny for example. They're not blatantly sexualized, you could even argue them to make sense according to their species and people can look upon them on a different light, but it definitely won't stop "certain" fans from enjoying these designs even more than other designs due to how suggestive they may look.

>Subjective

While it is subjective, you'd assume that something would be designed with a appropriate color scheme that wouldn't make people object to its due to the choice of colors. Unbelievably enough, I've seen many people complain about its color palette/scheme. It's not as clashing as say, Samurott and it hasn't brought that much controversy, but it still makes some bring that up for debate/discussion.

>We haven't seen the middle form yet. Stop judging things prematurely

This is a valid complaint, since we've had tragic transformations like Torchic, Froakie and Oshawott, for instance.

>Heart motif
>What?

I assume he meant its tail? Not sure.

>Sorry that your autism is triggered by this. But regardless, with all the unexpected changes that Sun/Moon brings, there is speculation that starters will work drastically different from previous generations

Maybe, maybe not. In the likeliest chance that it will not (probably due to breeding), most people usually don't tend to care for a pokemon gender and just roll usually with what comes first.

There's a 87.5 percent chance that the starter will most likely be male.

There's a high probability of many people being unspoiled.

Make of that as you will, considering the fact that sirens are female.

>>27743537
>They're both performers
So you'd be okay with Oricorio evolving into Chatot because they're both artists?
>This is not valid criticism.
Correction: it is not a criticism you can refute so you choose to disregard it.
>Subjective.
Objective. Color theory exists.
>We haven't seen the middle form yet. Stop judging things prematurely.
There should be some hint of it in the first form if it's going to be present at all, even if it's just a baby's spitcurl.
>What?
The tail.
>Sorry that your autism is triggred by this.
Sorry that you're so invested in an objectively bad design that you feel the need to insult others.
>Fair enough. The only valid thing you said, really.
The only one you cared to acknowledge. Your defense deserves a 3/10 for pulling the usual fallacies and relying on old memes.

>>27744135
>using the word objectively wrong to suit your "arguments"

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>>27737616

>>27739261
>Does not look like a Pokémon.

Is this only a fucking issue in this franchise? Has fucking anyone ever said "hurr durr doesn't look like a Digimon to me hurr durr"?

>>27737616
blue vomit

>>27743253
>Abandons the theme set up by Popplio
Both are performers
>Waifumon
Undeniably true
>Ugly color scheme
Subjective.
>Hair out of nowhere
Without the linking evolution you can't say that.
>Heart motif
Oh no, not hearts! Someone might think I'm a faggot if I pick this creature in a children's videogame when I play it on the bus!
>Another waifumon starter in the vein of Delphox that will be 90% male despite its blatant pandering appearance
You already made the waifumon point. It was valid, but you don't get to pad out your criticism by listing it twice. And who gives a shit about the gender ratio? Reset till you get the right one if it's such a big deal.
>Eye design is bizarre
Solid blue with eyelashes? That's bizarre?

>is too stupid to understand the theme, does not realize that clowns are performers, and that Mermaids are a popular theme for burlesque acts
>Lists points multiple times
>Makes assumptions
>Lists points that aren't points

Overall a 1/10 at best, not quite argument that invokes Godwin's Law bad, but an easy seconf for worst even without containing unnecessary comparisons.

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>>27744135
>still doesn't even bother explaining how the "theme" was abadonend
>thinks things out of the Pokemon's control like lonely strangers on the Internet who want to waifu it is a valid reason to dislike it (because people who legitimately like the Pokemon totally don't exist, right?)
>"Let me bring up art terminology to pretend I know what I'm talking about!"
>thinks starters getting bits "out of nowhere" is anything to complain about when this has been a thing since Gen. 1 with Blastoise's cannons and Charizard's wings
>seriously nitpicking about the tail which may or may not have intentionally been a heart
>""""""""""objectively""""""""""

I'm not sure if this is b8 or not.

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>>27737616
it's connected to popplio and not it's own thing

>>27739716
Ballio doesn't even look like a Pokemon.

It's fucking hideous. It looks like a man who was born with a deformed body and went on to join a circus.

It doesn't have Japanese nor Chinese fan art, which lends to the question on just how much that audience truly questions these concept arts' existence and how credible these actually are.

You'd think a design like this would bring about a lot of fan art, especially after the supposed Mallow confirmation in Japan.

It didn't.

They either want to hold off until the final evolutions come out or know something that might imply as a hint towards it being fake that we're not aware of. It could even be something regarding the Japanese dialogue or them being more familiarized with Game Freak, who knows. For instance, the only people who made fan art of these in Pixiv are NOT japanese.

I'm not deconfirming or confirming these, I just find all of this really odd.

>>27737616
It's even more blatant pandering to animal fuckers than Braixen

I don't want my bro to turn into that thing

>>27745015

ebin

Did you ever stop to think that the world doesn't revolve around you and what you want? Guess what? Not everyone has the same tastes as you. Go ahead and say we have shit taste. That's fine. But in the end of the day, Game Freak went with this design because they like it, and they know many fans will too. With all the overwhelming evidence, it's pretty much confirmed.

Entermaid is a beautiful and majestic design, and I feel sorry for those who are incapable of appreciating it, and for those who can't get over their hangups and narrow, preconceived ideas about what starters should be and how Pokemon should be designed.

>>27744953

wew, I finally found SOMEONE with art about it who seems Japanese, although the nickname sure skewed me away.

https://twitter.com/zozomi1116/media

Seems like the only person though, has okay-ish art.

>>27745210

This tbqh.

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>>27744953
It's not like the elevens were pouring out art of ballio either

At this point the show concept leak seem more real than not, and if it is I'm pretty settled on boxing my starter

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>>27737616
it will never be my mine because it's just fictive

>>27737616
Split ends.

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>>27745210
>Did you ever stop to think that the world doesn't revolve around you and what you want? Guess what? Not everyone has the same tastes as you.
See this thread and even the other in the archive it's always same thing, any critiques are rejected even the most constructed.

>Entermaid is a beautiful and majestic design, and I feel sorry for those who are incapable of appreciating it, and for those who can't get over their hangups and narrow,
And you could follow your own advice, I bet you feel sorry for Emboar and Chesnaught.

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>find a flaw

Only flaw is that it's not 100% confirmed yet

Only closeted fags and people who dream of having sex with animals like this thing

>>27737616
>Find something that isn't a flaw
FTFY

Flaws:
Retarded as shit tailfins
Torso is bland and underdesigned af
Pointless random spikes
Hair makes no logical sense when not completely submerged in water, which it won't be 99.99% of the time
Second Pearl hair tie-off makes no sense whatsoever, especially with that weird hair split next to it.
Eyes look glassy as shit and weak
Bodily proportions way out of whack

0/10 shit-tier design. If this is real, it will legitimately be the worst design GF has ever released for a pokemon.

>>27747286

(You)

>>27747319
Brilliant retort you sure showed me.

Why can't you fags handle criticism of this pile of shit?

>>27747309
>Nitpicking: The Post

>>27747338
found the underage

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>>27747338
>calling people closet fags and animal fuckers
>""""""""""""""criticism""""""""""""""

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>>27747309
>random spikes
>body proportions out of whack
>hair makes no sense
>"under designed"

So basically, 80-90% of all Pokemon, all anime in general?

>>27747309
>anything
>worst than Samurott

Good job. Almost took your post seriously there. I'm glad this was just bait.

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>>27747370
>Fag
Nah, not particularly. I'd drop my dick into an Entermaid vagoo, sure, so I guess "animal fucker" applies, but definitely not fag.

Also >calling people names because I don't like their taste or opinions

K

>>27747342
>Pointing out obvious flaws that are all over the entire design
>Nitpicking
Nice meme, friend.

>>27747542
your opinion is bad and you should feel bad

>>27737616
All of it.
And that it's fake

>>27737876
Richard get off my board.

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>>27747582

>>27737616
Still hasn't really been officially confirmed yet.

>>27740954
>all instances of a scary clown are directly inspired by/rip off of JWG
Pretty much.

Either that or pennywise (and pennywise is explicitly a reference to JWG)

I don't get it. So some people want to fuck the seal. So what?

>it's fake/imaginary

And? So is every porn star on every video that's ever been watched.

>no but they're really real people

No, they're fake. They're actors. Just like the people in TV shows and movies. Porn stars are just people who get paid to fuck and anyone who has ever said "I'd fuck so and so" is just as bad as anyone who ever said "I'd fuck that Pokemon/waifu/character". And I'm not even saying it's bad. As humans, we have this thing called an imagination. You get off to what gets you off, other people get off to what gets them off. "You're a fag and an animal fucker because you like pokemoms". OK. You're a fag and a cuck if you've ever gotten off to porn. Because you're getting off to watching someone ELSE fuck the pretty lady. It's not real. None of it is real. The only difference is that weebos and such ~usually~ don't go around criticizing and picking on people who get off to "regular" porn. It's kind of sad when the Pokemon loving neckbeards are so much more polite then "normal" people, especially when it comes to fetishes.

Will I ever fuck the seal? No. I'll also never fuck a porn star. Do I like to imagine I could fuck the seal? Yup. About as much as I like to imagine fucking any of which ever current porn stars I get off to. Jeezus, guys. Calm the fuck down and post more seal.

>>27747180
Constructive criticism is one thing. Calling this design "gay, faggy, waifubait" is another, which is what is most commonly seen in these threads. If you dislike it, that's totally fine with me. If you want to explain so in an academic and objective manner, that's fine. But being rude and name calling is far from constructive.

There are threads out right now praising Alolan Raichu. Personally, I don't care for it. But I'm not going to post hateful comments that are completely biased and unfounded. It's uncalled for. I don't need to broadcast my dislike for it. I can't even come up with a formal explanation of why I don't like it. I just don't. Doesn't suit my taste. But I realize that not everyone shares my taste. Just because I personally don't like it doesn't mean it's an inherently bad design. At least I understand that.

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>>27747542
>whining about trivial crap like the torso and the tail fins
>complaining about a cartoon seal having "funny" proportions
>not nitpicking

The only "valid" things you pointed out are the way the hair is designed and spikes. And even then, we still don't know why these things are the way they are because the public wasn't supposed to see this yet. Save your premature analysis for when we get actual information to go along with the Pokemon and we see it in action, Mr. Expert.

>>27747864
Easy, dude. Op asked for people to point out flaws, and anon tried. Don't criticize critisism, or you'll sink to their level. Entermaid is love, bruh. Entermaid is life.

>>27740173
They really aren't tho

>>27737616

Gender ratio is fucked

As a starter this is too much

There needs to be a male version

>>27747593
rodolfo?