Pokemon GO stories

>>27733735
I've blown up 13 red gyms today alone.

>>27733735
Enjoy your ban spoofing faggot

>>27733735
>anime picture
>spoofing in Pokémon go
>"kikebook"
>going through all this trouble to "get back at normies"

You are trying way too hard to be edgy and to fit in with """"4chan culture""""

Just today I went out gym hunting. Took it from Reddit mystic and put in an instinct Jolteon. Keep in mind this gym is in a wide empty field minus a silo. Within minutes some fellow instinct member has put in a 2000 cp gyarados. Then it gets taken within 2 minutes. When I look around no one is there. Fucking spoofing faggots REEEEEEE.

>was enjoying playing it casually
>update comes out
>phone is incompatible with update
>can't play anymore
>mad for a bit
>don't really miss playing it

>>27733735
fuck you
>autistic
>autistic
>autistic
>autistic
>autistic
spoof fucker

>>27733735
Holy shit get help.

Play game for a couple of days.
Get tired of phone constantly dieing prematurely.
Uninstall game after catching a starmie.

I only managed to take at least 1 gym before i gave up interest.

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I played for like two weeks then got bored of pidgeys and glitches

Spoofing isn't even worth it. Rather just play the actual games.

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>walking around at night, head down to local park
>two kids sitting there playing, watch one of them drop a lure on the spot they were sitting at
>some fat guy comes along, tells them park is closed and he's security and they need to leave
>kids leave, fat faggot pulls out phone and starts catching pokemon at the lured spot
>fatty's friends come from around the corner, they laugh at how they kicked those kids out, start walking around park
>there's a concrete path that zig zags through the lake, drops straight off to the water with no shore
>fatty is walking around staring straight at his phone
>"hey i think there's a dragonair over here!"
>walks straight off the path into the water
>comes up choking and coughing
>phone's fucked
>fat faggot lays on concrete, alternating between crying that his phone is broken and coughing and dry heaving on the disgusting pond water he inhaled
>I kek all the way home

>>27733735
Oh I've got one.

>Take a gym
>Put in my instinct mon
>It goes down in 5 minutes
>Take another gym
>instantly sniped by Mystic

Crazy huh?

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>>27734524
That's some good karma.

>>27733735
>go out for a walk
>play
>have a nice day in the sun
You spoofers are missing out.

>>27733735
>valor
>normies

Implying Mystic isn't the normie team.

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>>27733735
You may be Mystic, but at least you're taking out shit Valor...

>>27734667
Mystic is the autist team dude.

>play go
>immediately stop because pokemon never appear, the game is glitchy as all fuck, and they removed the only aspect of the game that allows you to actually squeeze any fun out of safari zone: lite edition

>>27733735
>100,000
>city
k then

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>>27734667
>implying every team isn't a normie team

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>>27734727
Everyody plays on Mystic, how is it not the normie team? Why so much hate for Valor, we are just people who don't want to be part of the "everybody" team.

>>27734208
Shh let him enjoy the little things

>>27734789
Valor is the dudebro team
Mystic is the autists because they have to latch on to the few normies there
Yellow is Neckbeards

>>27734789
>>27734788
every team consists of normie scum

>>27734962
This
If you're playing Pokémon GO you're probably a normie anyway, so why does it matter what team they're in?

>ride bicycle to work
>YOU'RE GOING TOO FAST

>Egg at 2.96K out of 5K
>Go for three mile run
>Egg still at 2.96K

>>27735145
>go for a walk
>10K and 5K eggs hatch
Why the fuck are you using Go on a bike anyway?

>>27734524
serves him right

>Game died due to constant spoofers ruining the fun for everyone
good job I guess

>>27734760
You'd be surprised. My tiny shithole is considered a city and it only has a population of 6000.

>>27733735
>Go for a walk
>Gym constantly changing between blue and yellow
>After a few loops watching this I find the players.
>4 instinct players sitting at the point
>According to them, 3 mystic spoofers keep taking the gym
>Truck pulls up, rolls down window
>"I don't even want the gym you faggots"
>The mystic spoofers stops
>The spoofer gave up because the instinct players wouldn't give up.
>Spoofers confirmed autistic man child

>>27734959
Mystic has the neckbeards who think they're composed and intellectual.

Instinct has Tumblrinas who laugh at Spark memes.

>>27735162
Because was on my way to work. I thought that was abundantly clear.

I wasnt actively playing, though. I only wanted to hatch eggs

>Be me having a run in the park
>See two cute girls playing the game, probably not older than 14
>Keep checking them out while running the park in circles
>Follow them from a far distance so they don't notice me after the run
>They split, I follow the one wearing a short skirt
>Pretend I'm still running
>Pass next to her and touch her underskirt
>Didn't touch her legs or ass but I noticed some nice black panties
>I think she didn't notice me touching her under skirt, she was paying attention to the screen
>Run faster, just in case

>>27735404
stop

>>27735404
>probably not older than 14
What the fuck?

>>27735404
>>Pretend I'm still running
What does this look like? I can't imagine a person pretending to run without it looking absolutely retarded and conspicuous.

>>27735404
watch out they probably only wear pads when they're bleeding and they might leak a bit

>>27734208
I think he's just from /b/...so yeah you're right.

>>27733735
>Find a pokestop with lure
>Sit on a bench next to a guy and start catching stuff
>Mongoloid walks up to me, sweating, breathing hard.
>"Make room for me"
>He thought there was room..on a 2 person bench. Plus the gap between 2 men as required by law.
>"Come on I want to sit down. Make room"
>Guy next to me starts laughing. Probably at how retarded this guy is.
>"I want to sit down, move now or I'll kick your ass"
>This guy can't be serious?
>More people show up, the lure is too strong to resist.
>People sit on the wooden railings, on a rock, on the ground
>Not mongoloid
>Mongoloid still wants to sit down on the bench.
>"That's it, I warned you"
>Mongoloid grabs me by the shirt
>Tries to move me, everyone stares.
>Shirt starts to stretch, pissing me off.
>"Hey, fuck off"
>I super lightly without much force or intent, push him back.
>He overreacted, jumping back 4ft and knocking a guy off the rock.
>Guy on rock is mad at mongoloid and me.
>Tells us to fuck off
>Guy next to me tells guy to fuck off, and blames mongoloid.
>Guy+girl on railing tells everyone to fuck off.
>WW3 imminent. Everyone's getting mad.
>Little old lady dialing 911 because of gang activity, has heart attack and dies.
>Not really.
>Rock guy pushes mongoloid, who flies into me and bench guy.
>Now bench bro is pissed.
>I join him in grabbing mongoloid, rock guy realizes mistake
>"Wait. Hold on wait"
>We throw mongoloid into rock guy, knocks him off rock.
>Mongoloid is crying "stop it leave me alone, I'm sorry I'm sorry let me go"
>Everyone starts laughing. At how pathetic it was.

>>27735532
ITT: Things that never happened

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>>27735532

>Sitting in front of the computer
>Turn on Fake GPS and play Pokemon GO

>>27735616
Just like everything on 4chan.

Seriously no green text story is true.

Did nobody ever figure this out?

But seriously
>Walking around town
>Hear screaming
>Guy runs towards me freaking out
>I assume he is a tweaker, cross the street.
>Then I see the guy chasing him so I stop to watch.
>He catches the tweaker. And drags him away.
>Sensing mob justice I follow.
>the guy slams the tweaker face into a car.
>It's been keyed.
>There is a sticker that reads "Member of team instinct" with a line of words I forgot.
>Fast forward a few minutes and I get the whole story.

>Tweaker is team mystic
>Guy who chased him is valor
>Valor's boyfriend is instinct and had his car keyed.
>Police get called
>Everyone saying the mystic guy committed a hate crime.
>Just walk away.
>On the news later it mentions a gay man was attacked in a hate crime.

Seriously, its a Pokemon game. Why key a car.
Keying a car should be for important stuff. Like writing an apology for hitting them. Or something

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>be fat fuck
>gf and I go out pokemon hunting
>meet spergy sorta friend
>notice hitmonlee on sightings list
>know the spawns fairly well, just a case of eliminating them
>suddenly best friend appears
>he too was looking for the hitmonlee
>find hitmonlee
>runs from best friend
>everyone else catches it
>best friend wants to show me a route he caught a parasect on earlier in the day that he said has at least 4 good spawns on it (we're pretty suburban so this is good for us)
>spergy friend is complaining about being tired and wants to go back to the car now
>didn't get to the cool spawn place until today

It pisses me off, I'm fucking morbidly obese and I can crank out a 7km walk no complaints every day and this dude can't even walk 2km without acting like he's near death, pokemon hunting with him is such a drag.

>my legs hurt
>I feel weak
>can we sit down for a minute? I need a rest
>mfw

>>27735787
i hope you know that walking doesn't burn many calories fatanon
better stop stuffing your face if you want to lose the weight

>>27735787
I know the feeling man.

I'm fat but I can walk forever until my phone dies. My friends walk 1km and want to stop. I mean come on guys I have 10k eggs to hatch.

>>27735848
Fuck off. He didn't ask for exercise advice from an idiot.

you're either one of those spoofers who can't walk, or can barely walk because it's too hard so you can shut it.


He walked around 7km, so he burnt anywhere between 800-1000 calories. That's a decent amount. Most people wouldn't even burn that.

If he stated he was trying to get in shape, then maybe give him advice. Dont just bash him because he is being healthy and taking walks. And even if he was asking for advice, you don't just be a dick.

>>27735787
Good for you man. Most people can't even walk and you are probably hatching eggs like crazy.

That by itself is great.

>be out with bf
>we lookin for voltorb (which is super rare around here because countryside + close to water)
>run around but voltorb disappears before we can find it
>go to the pool and have a nice day

>>27736015
>He walked around 7km, so he burnt anywhere between 800-1000 calories.

hahahahahaha

>>27736015
Shouldn't you be updating your Health At Every Size tumblr, tubby?

>>27736015
>Good for you man. Most people can't even walk and you are probably hatching eggs like crazy.

Thanks man. My pedometer I've been using says I'm burning about 750 a day depending on my total distance per day right now and that's not even factoring in the fact most of my pokestops involve you going uphill to get to them (there's one gym my gf and I always go and shitstomp when we can and it's at the top of a hill).

Hatched plenty of eggs so far, been spamming 5k eggs because I want a Nidoqueen real bad, I've only hatched 1 10km egg and it was a dratini.

Most my 2k eggs end up being zubat, but I've gotten at least 2 magikarp and 1 bulbasaur too.

Considering all I did before this game was sit on my ass and Jerk off when my GF wasn't around I'll chalk this up as a win for now.

Niantic should be smart. Don't straight up ban GPS spoofers right away. Let them waste time on it first. Let them invest hours into it. THEN ban their account!

>>27735291
The game died because it's shit

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>>27736015
>He walked around 7km, so he burnt anywhere between 800-1000 calories
http://www.shapesense.com/fitness-exercise/calculators/walking-calorie-burn-calculator.shtml

>>27735532
I can't believe someone would do this. Go on the Internet and just tell lies.

It takes like 5-6 poke balls to catch even a weak Pokémon because they keep escaping. Yet pokestops only give like 2-3 poke balls out. That means we should need to visit 2 poke stops for every 1 pokemon we plan to catch. This is bullshit. Not every one lives in the city where there is a poke stop every street corner. How the fuck are the rest of us supposed to play this game?

>>27734310
There are apks of the game with the android 4.4 limitations removed. I'm playing on 4.2 right now
Http://www.mediafire.com/?fsg3dcwdl00109l

>>27736321
>This is bullshit. Not every one lives in the city where there is a poke stop every street corner. How the fuck are the rest of us supposed to play this game?

by walking
if walking a few km to hit some pokestops is too hard for you why are you even playing the game

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>track down my first lickitung today
>after 6 great or nice razz'd greatballs he runs off
>mfw

>>27736281
>>27736193
>>27736187
Well according to that link you posted...yes he burned that many calories. He said morbidly obese so I guessing 310lbs he said 7km so I typed that in. Add in maybe 2 hours since he was walking, with people. Average walking pace taken into account. Not speed walking or running

He hits a few inclines but I won't add that extra.

Yes he burned around 915 calories, not adding incline.

You imbeciles. If you're going to be insulting, at least make sure you aren't going against someone who isn't retarded.

Go back to /fit/ and relearn everything you forgot.

Dear diary,

today op was not a faggot.

>>27736387
oh right I checked inputting my weight that was my mistake sorry

>>27736354
I live in the suburbs and there's maybe 3 Pokestops within 5 miles of where I live, and they're really spread out. Thus game was made for people living in the city.

>>27736193
Yeah I hatched 3 10k eggs and got 3 eevees. The most common Pokemon to find in my area. Working on my evolutions right now.

Haven't been playing the last few weeks because I haven't been going to town.

Hopefully tomorrow I get a day off so i can walk, although it's been over 100 degrees so I don't know if i want to walk yet.

>>27736387
someone who weighs 310 lbs is probably eating 3500+ calories a day so even if the calculator you found on google was accurate (it isn't) 900 calories is not that significant
stay mad fatty

>>27736387
>I guessing 310lbs

Thank you for being so kind, I'm more north of 355lb right now.

7.7km for 2 hours 2mins according to my app, not that I'm too fussed about people on the internet telling me that walking won't make me look like a fucking adonis.

But after 6 days of solid walking minimum of 9km a day my legs no longer hurt and now the only reason I have to come how again is either due to my feet feeling like bloody stumps or my battery dying.

I usually go out at around 1pm until my battery is flat (4.30pmish) and then recharge my phone and go out again for 3 hours after dinner.

>>27736458
I keep hatching 5km eggs praying they're not drowzee, he's known as the yellow rat here because they're more common than caterpie.

I have 160+ drowzee candies right now, I just walk past those cunts for now.

>Go to local hotspot and cat has shit
>See a weak Mystic gym
>Take it over
<Game glitches before I can claim coins
>Restart app and see Mystic took the gym back
>Retake it
>Claim coins
>It's Mystic again
>Retake it
>Look up and see two fedora beards power walking towards the gym
>They pull out their phones and seconds later the gym is Mystic
>They walk away
>Retake the gym
>They turn back around and come right back slightly irritated
>They walk away
>Retake gym
>They come running back
>Spend 30 minutes making them run back and forth
>Get bored and leave the area
>Pass by gym on my way home
>They're still there trying to reclaim the gym from someone else
>Check name
>Analblaster420

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>>27736524
I have started evolving eevees, then transferring them. Their fucking everywhere...

>>27736467
Not him, but I'm a fat(not morbidly obese) and I only eat like 1 meal a day and it's usually not much. This actually contributes to the issue as well. Not saying overeating is a good thing, just that it's not always the one true source.

>>27736600
They're our most common "rare" here, I catch about 3 a day, same with Jynx.

But good luck getting any fire types around here, I've seen 1 vulpix in 6 days of playing everyday for 4+ hours.

>>27736646
Your body doesn't violate the laws of thermodynamics, what you think is "not much" is probably a lot

>>27736585
>Friends and I walking
>A mystic gym is under attack
>Turns grey, instinct takes it.
>Beat instinct, guy on the bench cusses.
>Turns grey we take it. Walk away.
>It goes under attack and turns grey.
>I dash back and drop a Pokemon down, it turns red.
>The instinct guy on the bench jumps up
>"Son of a bitch"
>Sees me. Cracks up laughing.
>"Was that you? Come on man I just want the gym for 1 minute."
>Chat for a few minutes before I leave.
>Gym goes grey, then blue.
>Other friend walks up, "haha I just got a grey gym"
>All of us jokingly yell at him for it, tell him to apologize, just bullshitting.
>Hear the guy on the bench as we walk off..."FUKKEN MYSTIC"

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>>27735511
What do you mean he's just from "/b/"?

You trying to say something, Lil nigga?

>>27736674
I don't eat processed or fast food for dinner, and there are always vegetables and proteins in it, always home-cooked. I don't go for seconds or have giant portions. Dinner is all I eat, because I don't really get hungry during the day because of my fucked up flipflop schedule.

>>27736663
For me it's electric. It took me 20 evolutions to get 2 jolteons.

I have seen maybe 5 pikachus but those are a little difficult to catch.. and not worth the pokeballs I waste.

>>27736736
Eating only once a day will slow down your metabolism regardless of hot healthy your meals are

>>27736724
>Cringe intensifies

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The following is 100% true.

>walking around town in my Legend of Zelda crossover shirt (pic related, no bully pls)
>catching pokemon obv
>Notice some lady literally following me with her cell phone
>Camera constantly pointed at me, she actually twists her body to follow me when I cross the road
>does this several times, it's really pretty unnerving
>Figure it was a coincidence, since I do get somewhat paranoid every now and then, but it did last for like ten minutes
>A week or so later, wear same shirt, catchin' pokemon
>Some black chick starts talking to me, asks me why I'm wearing an Illuminati shirt
>I say it's not an Illuminati shirt, it's missing the eye, and pyramids are just an Egyptian thing, not too interested in a big argument
>A big argument happens none the less
>"No, see, it's actually from a video game"
>"Yes but who designed the video game? The Americans, right?"
>"Well it's Japanese but-"
>"They're also in on it! You know, all these presidents they smuggle drugs into our country, right?"
>I don't even live in America or Japan
>"The presidents, they're also the cause of IS!"
>"I research this stuff! You need to stop believing what the media tells you! Do your own research!"
>I just walk away, realizing that this is probably why the first lady was filming me

And that's why I stopped wearing shitty knockoff video game shirts in public. Fashion sense is important. I did think that these conspiracy theorists were something typically American, but apparently not.

>>27736856
Yes, I'm aware? I said that in my first post, did you even read it? I said it contributes to the problem. I was just trying to explain how overeating isn't always the one true source for overweight like Anon was implying.

>>27736973
>wearing a video game shirt in public

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>>27736973
>Fashion sense is important.

One of the few life's truths in existence. Glad you reached it, some people never do.

>>27737032
I realize now that it was a mistake. In my defense, I was just outside for fifteen minutes because there was a lure nearby and didn't want to change.

I doubt Illuminati spies walk around in Illuminati shirts tho

>>27735532
even if it is a lie, it's the most enjoyable post ITT. 10/10 would read again.

>>27736373
start throwing curve balls you won't regret it

Are you too afraid to go outside?

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>>27737073
>Someone who wants to be liked, but doesnt try to make himself look good is just selcentered.
what the fuck am I even reading here, get these underage /fa/ggots out

>>27737411
Wat

>>27737440
You misspelled self-centered. Don't worry, once you're past 6th grade things like that will start to make sense.

>>27737477
It's a typo. Not a misspell, you moron. Ever read a dictionary?

>>27737032

>giving a fuck about what people think

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>>27733735
FUCKIN PEOPLE WHO REPORTS. I HATE THEM FOR BEING SUCH FAGGOTS

>Landwale friend invites my wife and i to go to a park with some near by pokestops.
>Everything ok so far some laughs having fun
>Lots of lure so I didn't even had to walk around, landwale and wife did.
>notice there a lot of people with Pokemon Go, some walking around and others sitting on benches and pretty much having some laughs and having conversations to themselves.
>I realized that Landwale was the only one screaming and cursing to the god dammed phone because some mon broke free or escaped.
>Landwale exaggerates every move as in trowing a pokeball shes waving her arms or dancing and some shit.
>Landwale yells at the phone all the time because reasons.
>Start to find her behavior very annoying

In the end it was an alright night i guess because my wife was having fun and thats what it really mattered to me. Besides we met a gay couple and have plans on having some diner with them (no landwale this time around)

There´s a part two.

>>27737521
How about you actually try to turn on your brain before typing. Your post was not up to the standards we hold here on 4chan's /v/.

>Be me
>First 10k egg
>Eevee
>3 weeks before i get another 10k egg
>Get 3 of them
>Walk for 5 hours last night
>Eevee
>Onix 300cp
>Eevee

WHY?????? FUCK.

i just got another 10k egg and i swear to fucking god if its an eevee im going to break my phone fuck this game

>>27737583
>There´s a part two.

You better tell us where's the unsubscribe button.

>>27737411
>tactical espionage semen

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>>27737586
Funny you say that when your original post I replied to is a shitty image macro that makes absolutely no sense. Nice try kid.

>>27737411
da fuq?

>>27737583
Next week we did the same only this time
>landwale´s husband tagged along.
>Pretty much same story than last time only this time my phone wasn't working properly,
>My wife´s and i coudnt play because something about the network on our phone company so pretty much had to listen to her play the god dammed game.
>Meet gay couple again and at least had some decent conversations. (after this we added them to FB and arranged the dinner thing)
>Landwale pretty much hogs the attention doing her bullshit.
>By now im bored as fuck and lw husband notices it. points her out that my wife and I have no working phones and its unfair to be out here. Landwale pretends that she didn't listen or some bullshit.
>I pretend to go to my preferred spot to plug my phone battery was dying out to see if I could make the phone work or something.
>LW husband follows, then my wife does. We where all very far and you can still listen to LW,s shenanigans.
>LW catches up with up and by the time my wife was gonna sit down I pretty much went all DONT SIT LEST GO!
>wife noticed i was bored as fuck and didnt complained and we all walked towards the car.
>Landwale wanted to stay a little bit more and she even said something to wait or her because she was catching some mon.
>Started engine and she then got in the car.

In the end it was ok I guess because afther that we ate some burgers and when LW is not doing her pokemon catching shit its fun to hang around her. but i am avoiding going out with them. if im catching mons its in my spare time or after work. and wife uses the computer so no problems there.

Funny thing is LW complains a lot about those who use the computer program to get better mons and levels and she doesn't even know we use it just for the lulz.

Phones worked properly the next day and everything went to normal.

>>27733735
Wish I had that much motivation for a game instead of a job

>>27737791
>and wife uses the computer so no problems there.

Is your wife really a lazy spoofing shitter? Lel.

I hope you've got a big mop ready to soak up her tears in the next few weeks.

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>riding my bike around catching pokes in my neighborhood
>stop in the street infront of a house
>old guy comes out with a rake and smartphone asking questions like im doing something wrong...


>Go to a Gym out side of my normal area at night with friends
>park car on the grass to avoid traffic,no ones lawn, complete legal
>some old guy slowly walks towards us out of nowhere while we're parked
>roll up windows lock the doors
>old guys asks what we're doing, tell him were playing a game and show him the game through the window
>old guy says are headlight are going to blind upcoming traffic(which is bullshit)
>"turn off light"
>afew minutes later the same oldguy comes with another guy...
>gtfo cause these old guy love their guns in my state
Is it old people's job to bust my balls while I'm following the law?I'v only had this BS happen with old people,I could stop my bike outside of all the cop houses in my area to caught some pokemon and they wouldn't give a fuck.

>>27733735

name of girl in the pic?

>>27738389
Boku no Pico.

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>>27733735

>>27735348
>spoofer
>physically there

what?

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>>27737411

>>27736236
Fucking this

>>27735787
>I'm fucking morbidly obese
>gf
In other words you posted a fanfic

>>27737583
>thats what it really mattered to me
>Besides we met a gay couple and have plans on having some diner with them
Ya blew it. Stopped caring there

>>27734788
This. I don't understand why GOfags are naive enough to think their team isn't the same damn thing as the other 2. It's probably all just banter

>>27735404
burn in hell you disgusting excuse for a human being

>>27739096
of course it's only banter. You took the bullshit serious? Don't (You) talk about naivety, kiddo.

>>27736724
Yeah, that /b/ is usually the first stop for people that want to be 'part of' 4chan, and they try hard as fuck to fit in any way they can. It's a containment board for the shitters that sometimes creep out and degrade any other board they make contact with.

>>27739214
>being this much of a faggot

>>27735404
sexy

>>27737073
>being obsessed with appearances
Pretty much the surest sign that someone is insecure and unsatisfied with himself. Please grow up.

>>27739770
Not that Anon, but you have to understand the difference between being self-aware and being self-obsessed. Try to look good, find a balance between fashionable and comfortable. You don't have to be deeply concerned about your appearance, but you also shouldn't go around looking like shit. If you really think you won't feel any better about looking better, then sure, don't bother trying. Everybody has insecurities though. I don't think the person making an effort to improve in a way to counter their lack of self-satisfaction is the one that needs to grow up.

>>27739770
There's a difference between caring and being obsessed.

necrobot is really pussying out..fucking pathetic

>>27737583
>>27737791
landwhales are literally the worst. so many have histrionic or borderline personality disorder where ALL ATTENTION MUST BE PAID at all times or they're not happy.

>>27735093
For friendly fun anon

>>27740109

Is you're good looking enough you can go around with ratty, hand me down, or thrift shop tier shit and still look really good. That's what I do. You have to be really good looking to pull this off though.

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>>27733735
>things that literally never happened

Why is Instinct so butthurt? Just change teams faggot.

>>27742756
Keep telling yourself that, you hobo.

Looks help and you don't need designer clothes to look good, but if you dress like a bum and have poor hygiene you'll never 'look really good'.

>>27738804
NIgga decided to drive by and tell em, are you literally retarded or impaired to reading?

>>27733735
I'm generally against spoofers but you did the right thing anon

DOWN WITH VALOR

INSTINCT SHALL RISE

mystic are alright I guess

>>27734524
>things that didn't happen

I still liked the story though

>>27735404
end your life, scum

>>27733735
Op is a faggot.

>>27743509
degenerates like op are okay, but not him?

>>27743558
OP isn't molesting children (as far as we know)

>>27743276
highly implausible and illogical

as likely to happen as a bus full of people to clap after a tumblrina tells off some dude

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OP here. Didn't get perma banned like the others today. I look forward to clearing all the valor gyms again tomorrow.