I cannot believe people have a petition to make this a thing

>>27727792

And neither are we anon, nice try tho

>>27727792
L-link...?

>>27727792
>Monkezuma
>Ghost Machoke and Machamp
>Corpse Parade V.3.0
>Pokemon Sage
Pass

>>27727805
No man I'm pissed that people are trying to ruin Pokemon with memes.

>>27727822
>Wow. You and your Pokémon's power levels are amazing! They're over 9000 for sure!
yeah, those people who work at GF. Fuck them

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>>27727792
>Ghost

>>27727792

Agreed. Let's start a petition to end petitions.

>>27727792
you are a retard and should kill yourself

https://www.change.org/p/nintendo-make-harambe-a-pok%C3%A9mon

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>>27729022
Thanks man, I'm going to sign this right now... dicks out!

>>27729115
XD nice pic senpai!

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>>27729138
Stop patronising me

>>27728847
Fuck you twelve year old cunt

>>27727792
i just signed it

>>27727858
GF is not responsible for that you dingus.

Monkezuma > literally who

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>>27727792
Harambe, the Protector Pokémon!

They are normally very protective of their territory, defending it fiercely. However, they are known to be exceptionally friendly and welcoming toward young Pokémon and human children.

Rumors say that Hambo are simply children who have been raised by a Harambe.

Meat Shield is a new ability unique to Hambo and Harambe. In battle, Meat Shield will give them a defense boost when they switch into battle! Where it really shines, though, is in double battles.

When in a double battle, Meat Shield will allow Hambo or Harambe to intercept critical damage for their partner! The Protector Pokémon makes sure that its allies do not faint before it does.

Another new ability that can be seen with Hambo and Harambe is Bulletproof! This Hidden Ability decreases all damage from physical projectile attacks by half! Attacks like Pin Missile and Rock Throw will hardly even scratch it!

There’s a rumor circulating amongst trainers that Meat Shield will yield an even greater Defense bonus when Hambo or Harambe is joined by a “baby” Pokémon! Try accompanying them with a young partner like Happiny or Bonsly in a double or triple battle, and see what might be revealed!

Befriend this fierce guardian, and discover its steadfast power!

>>27730739
>Another new ability that can be seen with Hambo and Harambe is Bulletproof!
>Bulletproof
you fucked up nigga Bulletproof is Chesnaughts HA

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>>27730739
>Bulletproof
>new Ability

>>27730759
>>27730772
Fuck. Yeah I fucked up real good on that.

>>27729022
dicks out for harambe

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>>27727792

>>27730739

There are multiple petitions online for this,but where do i sign for the real one

#dicksoutforharambe

>>27731292
https://www.change.org/p/nintendo-make-harambe-a-pok%C3%A9mon

>>27727792
>harambe
why people care so much about this ?

>>27732436
because we need it