Well like the ancient alolan used to say...

>>27725245
He who sticks his dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts.

>>27725258
>Not sticking your dick in PB so ur dog can lick it off

>>27725245
Ability: Vegemight
Attack and Defense increased morning, noon, day and night

if you have some

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Can't wait for the old-man kahuna rule 34's to come through.

Shits gonna be sooo lit.

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>>27725258
>He who sticks his dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts.

>>27725245
Someone post the copypasta already

>>27725467

No

TITO DICK

DICKMAN BABY

>>27725674
ITS

>>27725674
IT'S

>>27725701

Time

guys I think this one might be legit

Tito climbed into Reggie's room and immediately punched her in the face, knocking her out cold.
Upon awakening Reggie found herself bound and gagged to a chair. Tito was naked, standing in front of her with a big Hawaii boner staring her in the face. "As the ancient Hawaiians used to say...it's time for a dicking!" And at that, Tito leaped forward and grabbed Reggie's undeveloped breast. He grabbed with all his might, and ripped the skin from her body. Her muffled screams fell flat, and no one came to her help.
The blood aroused Tito more than he'd ever been aroused. It reminded him of the stories his mother used to tell him of the ancient Hawaiian sacrifices in which the subjects would receive wounds to which the sacrificers would rape. He couldn't wait, Tito grabbed a hammer and smashed at Reggie's ribcage, again her screams were not heard. After breaking an opening to her insides, Tito plunged in. He thrust in and out in complete ecstasy. The pain was unbearable for Reggie and she lost consciousness. Tito came almost immediately, but he was by no means done. He pulled out of her chest, his PENIS dripping blood and semen. Tito cleaned his dick off with Reggie's tongue.
Tito tore out a few of the ribs he had broken and shoved them up his ass to stimulate his enormous prostate.
Tito then undid Reggie's restraints and began fucking her now lifeless corpse. After deploying his Hawaiian happy sauce, he decided he wanted a better look at Reggie.
Tito shoved his hand up Reggie's ass. He thrust it in as far as he could and grabbed on to the first organ he could, and then pulled out. He ripped out her entire small intestine and part of her large. Tito started to giggle and coiled up the small intestine like a rope.
He noticed the sun was coming up so he had to finish in a hurry. Tito went to his clothes and dressed himself. He pulled a large knife from his pocket and began to skin Reggie's body.
Just then Tito remembered, he was not man, but bear.

>>27725245
literal who? must be from some cartoon for grampas or somethin

>>27725901
He Skinned himself to reveal his true identity, a Grizzly Bear. He sat in the center of the room for several hours until Reggie's father came in.
"Reggie it's time for schoo-HOLY FUCKING SHIT A BEAR OH MY GOD REGGI-" and Tito attacked and ate Ray. Then Tito went outside and let out a bear noise and a ray came from the sky and swept him away to his home planet of Canada.

I didn't remember the bear part

>>27725739
FOR

>>27728056

A

>>27728147
DICKING

Never drink milk from a coconut you found in the dark, dumb faggot

>>27725917
Tito from Rocket Power.

fake as fuck

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why is he the best husbando to grace us?

>>27725245

Mother fker this is 4chan you try to trick us like this were nerds ok we're hacking your IP address as I speak and finding out where you live and rape your asshoel raw you thought this fake leak was gonna trick us motherfucker well you thought wrong maybe next time you'll think before you do something this fucking stupid

fucking degenerate.

>>27725901
>>27725918
Thanks famalam

>>27728671
1.Beetlejuice
2.Beetlejuice
3.Beetlejuice

>>27730539
IIIIIIT'S SHOWTIME