Required reading for all /vp/oreons

>>27719452
What's a lurantis?

>>27719452
I thought for a moment this was some kind of design document and then I read the third paragraph. You people need to get laid, honestly just pay a whore or find a desperate ugly chick that should cure you of this pathetic illness.

>>27719452
Do you expect me to be anything but impressed?

>>27719452
Who wrote this and how did he know my deepest fetishes?

>>27719553
it's the pink(?) bug type that recently got teased

>>27719648
I just found this in another thread, and decided to share it. I didn't want you guys to be left out :^)

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>The pheromones produced by these creatures have a number of useful applications. For example, if a domesticated Lurantis does not get her way, she may choose to charm her trainer into doing what she desires. Yes, even humans can mate with Lurantis. While some frown upon this, people need to remember that this is not sexual, but a selfless act of love. It's wonderful to see such a dedicated trainer taking the time to personally feed its partner. Ever since the Pokemon League officially recognized this as a lawful act in 3113, it is not uncommon to see trainers feeding their Lurantis in broad daylight. It is important to understand that when a Lurantis is hungry, she does not have time to wait for privacy.
This is some good shit.

>>27719452
When do they cut off the head

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>>27719452

>>27719744
Ah, I thought I was reading fanfic for a second. I looked her up and like the design. Interesting times.

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>>27719452
I want more like this.

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>>27719946
I want one for this.

>>27720019
I bet Lurantis uses those as dildos. They can probably vibrate, too.

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WHAT THE FUG!
now lurantis seems more attractive to me then garedevior

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>>27719452
Nice

>>27719946
I'm pretty sure there are whole pastebins explaining the "mating" habits of a bunch of other Pokemon. Unsure where to find them, sadly.

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>>27719452
Who the FUCK took the time to write all that shit?