Woman tells police she was raped by a Pokémon

Sounds like tetris effect + sleep paralysis
I fucking hate sleep paralysis shit is too spooky

ayyyyyyyyy

I use Tumblr, but that's fucking ridiculous. No computer can rape you

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>>27707894
>pokemon go character
It keeps happening!

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>>27707894
>Treating Dailymail like a legitimate source

People on /vp/ will believe anything

>ywn be raped by male charizard

>>27707894
>everyone in /vp/ would kill for a chance to have sex with a pokemon
>a normie gets it
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR

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>>27708349

>>27708349
A grill at that.

Fuck this universe

>>27707894
> RAPED by a Pokémon Go character
>Raped
>Pokémon Go character
They can't keep getting away with this!

>>27708349
Fucking normies always ruining everything for us REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>27707894
I want a cute Gardevoir to rape me

>>27708349
>>27708943
>>27709046

Maybe that's why it happened.
It was a Pokemon that gets of on the thrill of raping people.

If it was anyone of us here, the thrill would've been lost as we're all fucked enough to enjoy it.

>>27707894
It's a fucking cult. These people are deranged.

>>27709085
By definition it's impossible to "want" rape. You can want sex but rape means you didn't want it

>a pokemon go character
stop

I think the Pokemon should fear me instead.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IT'S GETTING BETTER AND BETTER

>>27709216
I want sex I don't want. Is that too hard to understand?

>>27709145
>It was a Pokemon that gets of on the thrill of raping people.
>niggermon

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>>27707894
>DailyFail

Who doesn't want to be raped by a machamp

Quick!
Name one thing women don't claim has raped them.

>>27709570
money

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>>27707894
>Pokemon Go character

>>27709570
money

>>27709570
Me. ;_;

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Meme magic

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>>27707945
Sounds like, sleep paralysis has been known to cause hallucinations of figures like demons, aliens, and yes monsters WELL before Pokemon.
I think playing too much made connect dots that weren't there.

>tfw you will never be raped by one of eeveelutions

Life is trully suffering

>>27707945

Does the tetris effect make you believe you were actually raped by fictional creatures after you're awake and conscious?

>people jumping on the "muh SJW boogeyman" train when the lady's in fucking Russia. RUSSIA
>people ignoring stuff like >>27707945
>people taking Daily Mail, a source that's a step up from tabloids, seriously

Dolts.

>>27709570
Milk.

>>27707894
>Daily Mail
For those outside the uk, only our equivalent of trailer trash read the daily mail.

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>>27707894
Well we've already heard about how PoGo is racist and that the male players are misogynists. Now I guess we can add promoting rape culture to the list

>>27707894
>Iwata died for this

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>tfw Female Heliolisk never rape you
>tfw She never use Electric for pleasure/pain in you body
>tfw Never ride you in 5 seconds

Be an hero, be an hero :^(

>>27709040
But it was on pokemon go.
They can't say "she was raped by a pokemon character on pokemon go", that would be redundant.

Everybody knows pokemon go characters aren't original characters, but that speciffic one is a pokemon go character. You get it?
Not all normies are fucking retards

>>27710805
Was meant for
>>27709609
Also

>youll never be dicked to death by a complete forme zygarde

>you will never be choked to death by Sylveon's ribbons while she raping you

>>27711125
Only good post.

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>>27708349
This is the reason why I don't come here anymore. You guys take it too far. Just like the bronies.

>>27709570
Money.

>>27710315
Wait, I thought that was The Sun? Or the Mirror? One of them anyway, they always looked the fucking same to me.

>>27711640
same,this board is only worth when a new game comes out

>>27711689
Money rapes everybody

>>27711640
Stop taking everything too seriously.

>>27711841
yiff yourself furryfag

>you'll never be raped by Pangoro

>>27707894
>virtual reality
No, it's augmented reality you fucking retards.

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>>27708349
>>27708943
>normie and grill
Feels bad man.

>>27709570

Jackie Chan!

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>>27711841
You first.

>>27710135
>noone mentioned sjw or anything related until your post
>y-yuh sjw boogeyman!1!
epic shitpost, loser

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>>27707894
>Pokemon go character

>>27707894
>Russia

No wonder, they're famous for their Pokérotica

>>27710805
You can just call them Pokémon, not Pokémon characters. How about "Woman tells police she was RAPED by a Pokémon"

>>27711640
This is an article about a woman claiming to have been raped by a Pokemon.

It's open season at this point

>buy huge charmander costume
>sneak in people's houses
>rape them
>nobody believes them
Perfect.

>>27708037
The really sad part is that I don't think this post is bait. /vp/ has truly been lost to retards like this.

>>27707894
Well, lucky cunt. I want a pokemon to rape.

>>27709570
shekels

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>>27707894
>implying you wouldn't let Machamp do whatever it wants to you

>>27712864
Hun is a fucking psycho.

>>27712588
You can thank those fucking retarded and cancerous Poketubers for gating in people like that.

>>27712901
>>27712864
Wh-who?
Wh-what's ha-happening there?

>>27713320
Hun is an artist with a really nice style who loves drawing cute Pokegirls. However, sometimes Hun forgets to take his medicine.

>>27712552
Yeah except semen is a trace of evidence.

>>27713612
>yeah we'll just take this charmander semen back to the office

>>27713744
>they bag and tag the semen
>then eat it the moment they get in the car

>>27713773
>they write down the taste and texture to be the first real life human beings to document Pokesemen
>"One down, 150 to go"

>>27713867
>this starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xKWiCMKKJg

>>27712347
I guess, but that doesn't describe the situation very well

>>27712268
People mentioned tumblr and stereotypes of what feminists think, which is pretty much the equivalent of saying it.