>encounter a shiny Pokemon
>kill it
MASUDA'S GONNA FREAK
>day care egg
>let him keep it
DAMAGED
>>27697934
>the game asked me if I wanted to use a Repel
>I said no
>Professor Oak asks me to catch all pokemon to complete the Pokedex
>I only catch the ones I like
LOCK ME UP
>need to beat legendary to save the world
>catch it
HONKA HONKA
>someone asks me to hatch egg for them, as they won't be adventuring
>box it
I'M JUST TOO HOT TO HANDLE
>Beat the league
>put the game on the shelf, don't even bother with postgame
XD
>>27697934
>Some dude says he dropped his sunglasses
>I find them and keep them for myself
C-C-C-CRAAAZZYY
>>27697934
>>27698026
>>27698147
>>27698162
I-Is this a new meme?
>>27697934
>go on wondertrade
>only give level 3 zigzagoon
I just want to see the world burn.
>Korrina gives me a Lucario with Lucarionite
>release it
I NEED TO BE STOPPED
>>27698191
/tv/ being the worst thing since syphilis, desperately trying to recapture the glory days of dark knight rises by taking leto's joker and piggybacking off of /r9k/ devilish posting
Hold on--this can't be happening. I'm in charge here.
>>27698314
Get this hothead outta here
>>27697962
>Game asks me to save before connecting to wifi
>Say no
JUST TRY AND STOP ME!
>encounter Level 2 regional bird
>use Master Ball
I'M THE WORST
>Rival gives me a TM
>Never use it
I'm a high functioning psychopath
>Pokemon is Evolving
>B
>cheat to make Mirage Island appear in Sapphire
>go there
>save my game on it
>>27698095
>fight legendary
>don't catch it
INSANITY
>Get day care egg
>Don't bother hatching it
Be advised, we have a madman in the premise.
>mom offers to save money
>decline
>>27698095
>Need to stop Groudon from destroying the world
>Run away from it
Fuck the world.
>mom tells me to visit her during the adventure
>don't go back once
SOMEBODY STOP ME
>would you like to give your pokemon a nickname
>No
M A D M A N
>>27699760
>give it a nickname
>nickname itAS A DIFFERENT SPECIES OF POKEMON
HEHEHAHOHOOHOO
>>27699851
I love wondertrading those.
It's not every day you get a red Onyx with Poison Sting, you know.
>>27699888
>I love wondertrading those
IT WAS YOU!
>>>/leddit/
>pokemon lost 105 HP
>use full restore instead of hyper potion
>"Take good care of pokemon!"
>release it
>go hatch eggs
>on an acro bike
PROFESSOR'S GONNA FREAK
>Pokemon missing 76 hitpoints
>Use Soda-pop instead of lemonade to not waste those 4 points
I got bitten by a werejew, I can't help it!
>>27699961
>leddit
>on 4chan
DOES THE MADNESS STOP?
>pokemon is poisoned
>don't cure it after battle
>let it take damage as i walk
STOP ME
>trade Haunter for Medicham
>Haunter was holding an Everstone
CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>27698191
>mischief, devilish, and variations
>new
>Choose a starter
>Box it
I HAVE CRIPPLING ANXIETY
>tell professor im a girl
>im actually a boy
Oak's gonna freak!!!
>first game with chinese localization
>make the evil team skull-themed
PREMIER'S GONNA (game) FREAK
>>27699961
>having fun
>on 4chan
WATCH OUT
>>27698191
It's a /tv/co/ meme about the try-hard portrayal of the Joker by Jared Leto.
>catch Ninjask
>EV train it for Speed
>Do nuzlocke
>reload save when a pokemon dies
i'M dAMagEd.
>Initiate Missingno glitch
>6th item was Old Rod
INFINITE BAITING
>encounter missingno
>catch it
GAME'S GONNA FREAK
>>27698314
Why do they wear the masks?
>Pokemon gets burned
>use a Full Heal even though I still have Burn Heals in my bag
IT WAS ME, JAMES.
>Encounter a horde of Zubat
>Keep spamming confuse ray until they all faint from hurting themselves.
I'M JUST AHEAD OF THE CURVE
>>27698026
MODS!
>would you like me to heal your pokrmon
>no
I'M TOO MUCH
>Get a call
>Dont answer it
WHEN WILL THE SUFFERING END
>Professor asks me if I want a pokedex
>I say no
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>27698026
You dont joke like that. MODS
>Use Pokémon Center
>Always run away without paying
WHO WILL STOP ME?
>>27697934
>Would you like to give a nickname to your [insert local starter]
>No
>The opponent is about to send out (Pokemon), would you like to switch?
>No
THERE'S NO TELLING WHAT I'LL DO NEXT!
>Uhhh what was my Grandson's name again?
>Name him DICKS
IM A MONSTER!
>town only has six houses
>enter every house
LOCK YOUR DOORS!
>>27697934
>encounter a shiny pokemon
>pull out 3ds and take a pic of me running
DAMAGED
>>27699961
>Sees shitposter
>Gives him a (you)
PUBLIC MENACE!
>find a shiny that knows take down
>use False Swipe
I'M DANGEROUS
>>27697934
>encounter a legendary
>might as well kill it for EXP
>>27703335
overrated post
>challenge elite 4
>no healing items
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>turn on exp share?
>NO
D A M A G E D
>pokemon evolves
>press B
WHO'S GONNA STOP ME
>>27703291
Underrated
>Nurse joy asks me if i wanna heal my pokemon
>I tell her no
I'M A FUCKING PSYCHO
>>27697973
Kek. Never fails to make me chuckle.
>>27698026
THROW AWAY THE KEY
>player wants to trade on PSS screen
>I don't accept
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAH
>Pokemon is hurt by 3 hit points
>Heal it with a Hyper Potion
I'm a madman hahahaha
>>27698314
He's a wig guy.
>shiny wild encounter
>teleport out
Nothing personnel..
>guy on PSS asks for hatching power
>give him befriending power instead
JUST FUCK MY SANITY UP
>enter someone's house
>use dig
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>put a Weedle on GTS
>ask for an Arceus
D A M A G E D
>Play gen I
>Use cut on grass
RULES ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN
>>27700281
I actually do this to save on status healing items
>go to daycare
>leave 2 male pokemon there
FUCKING FAGGOTS! I AM A GOD ON EARTH
>>27697934
>encounter team skull
>join them
DAMAGED
>guy gives me a rare, powerful TM
>throw it away
OOOOOHHHHHHH SOMEONE COME AND GET ME
>GTS player asks for a pokémon with a certain nature "pls"
>I send him the pokemon with whatever nature I have available
IT'S NOT ABUT WHO'S GOING TO ALLOW ME BUT WHO'S GOING TO STOP ME
>give shedinja black sludge, final gambit, sandstorm, leech life and bide
INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE
>______
dkfgpoeuisgpoiemb
>play Nuzlocke
>always kill first encounter
>catch second encounter instead
I'M COMPLETELY INSANE
>Someone sends a "Nice" on PSS
>I don't send it back
I'M TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD
Why did they make the joker a cuck in the suicide squad movie?
>post on /vp/
>don't even play pokemon
>>27709661
the same reason they cut out the majority of his scenes to the point where he only has around 15 minutes of screentime
>>27709722
Delete this
>>27700433
What the FUCK anon
>NPC asks if I have Bellsprout for his Onix
>Say Yes
>I don't even have a Bellsprout
IM NOT GONNA KILL YOU, IM JUST GUNNA HURT YOU REALLY REALLY BAD!
>>27697934
We 9gag now.
>>27697934
Yeah i played it for like 20 minutes in short bursts like the joker in that film. I'm a madman.
>join team galactic
>still operating on earth
OOOOOOOOO
>>27709910
>earn bp
>trade it for vitamins instead of rare battle items
UNBELIEVABLE
>>27710309
Fuck you, you rancid whore. Hellfire take your paltry soul and burn it for all time. Fucking bitch.
>win a Symbol in Emerald using a Chimecho
JINGLE JANGLE
>>27710309
YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY YOU FUCKING UGLY BITCH
ITT: You cringe you lose
>>27711624
Are you an idiot