A damn shame.

but OP, maractus is based

Who would forget this top tier waifumon? Faggot.

>>27668730

>bruxish exists

Fuck, that sucks

>>27668730

I wish it had a larger body.

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>>27668746
>>27668762
But not many people have seen the light of the spikey prophet.

Also RIP Talonflame. He won't have shit on a Dazzling Bruxish. Nigga is gonna be OU tier for sure.

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>>27668730
I've been trying to, thanks for ruining it.
Thanks for the Maractus reminder though, and I just remembered Sigilyph was a thing too. Sandile and its evos are the only Unova desert Pokemon worth remembering.

At least Lightsource remembered him long enough to make porn, the absolute madman http://66.media.tumblr.com/071aaa00d73bca9e24eac43e6f545e8b/tumblr_o9m7dp6kDq1tqn35to1_1280.png

>>27668818
And Darmanitan is also worthwhile, I am just remembering all sorts of things today.

Maractus, like a lot of Gen 5 pokemon don't have much to offer to game mechanics.
Meanwhile Dazzle could potentially throw a curveball.

I like Bruxish. Completely unironically.

It helps that I love all marine life, or freshwater life, in general

>>27668730
>maractus
>not sunflora or carnavine

>>27668874
I didn't like it at first, but the smug grin grew on me.

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>>27668818
But why were you trying?

This will be a counter to most priority reliant pokemon such as sableye, talonflame, azumarill, etc. Pair that shit with some good status and bulky stats and it's a win.

Plus that strong jaw ability..... Damn..

>>27668730
ara ara~ fish is great

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>>27668945
>Strong Jaw
Don't lie, we all know you just want that fish to suck you off.

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>>27668992
>>27668992
You got me bro.

But just think for a min and hear me out..

Don't you ever wonder what that mouf' do tho?

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>>27669051
I prefer Jynx for that, thank you.

>>27668730
People would remember it just by having that ability, though

>>27668818
I just remembered that the Gear pokemon are a thing. I forgot all about them.

>Talonflame fags actually believe this pokemon won't kill them on sight

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>Pokemon specifically made to shut down winbutton priority bird

>HURR DURR IT'S FORGOTTEN

Sure it is

Someone should make a bruxish edit of "everyday until you like it" and spam it everyday until we like it.

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>Nuzlocke Blaze Black
>Randomize the wild Pokémon
>Maracas is the first pokemon captured
>Becomes a total bro and gets the gang through the first gym
>Suddenly Lenora's Bouffalant
>Sap Sipper
I didn't know, I'm sorry Maracas, I didn't deserve you. Fuck you OP

>>27669526
It's funny to me that Heracross doesn't have Sap Sipper when that's all it did in the anime.
Sorry for your loss.

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>>27669078

>>27668992
>no complaints of jaw cramps

sweet mercy, I didn't think about it until now, and i'm rock solid.

>>27669078
Is that suzaku?

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OP here.

I can't stop feeling this Bruxgasm.


So much shit this thing will do.

>substitute toxic stall with draining kiss and sweet kiss
>full physical/mixed sweeper with fang moves
>pair it up with alolan ninetales in doubles to keep them niggas from using bulletu punchu


It's happening. OU tier here we comeeee

>>27668730
Reminder that you'll be getting JOOM'd a lot from this fucker.

You are not going to make your bird go fast.

>>27668730
It's gonna evolve though? Right? Like magikarp?

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>>27669843
>tfw talonfags will be in denial that the fish is mightier than the hawk.

>>27669770

Thats from the beach episode of Code Geass, yes.

>>27669898
It probably is the evolution, if anything.

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>>27669895
HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG

I JUST FORGoT ABOUT THAT NIGGA TOO

Mega Khang is confirmed KILL in gen 7

>>27669898
Why would it evolve?

It is perfect as it. But I can see it having a prevo

Eviolite+Dazzling/strongjaw. Hopefully it would have porygon2 level stats

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>>27669898

>pretty dick sucking fish evolves into an equally pretty but also large and intimidating dick sucking sea dragon

don't make me want what will never happen anon

>>27670127
No it evolves into the dick